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Yanks take advantage of struggling Royals NEW YORK — For Jim Abbott, George Steinbruner, the New York Yankees and the fans, it was a home opener to cheer and cherish. Abbott, looking like the ace the Yankees have been searching for, outpitched David Cone and led New York past Kansas City. AJ yesterday. Steinbrenner, allowed back in his owner's box for the first time since his banishment, and a crowd of 56,704 were buzzing from the first pitch to the final out. The crowd was the largest for a regular-season game at Yankee Stadium since the ballpark was remodeled for the 1976 season. "Couldn't ask for more." Abbott said. "It was a tremendous rush, one that I didn't expect." Abbott's parents saw him win in his first game with the Yankees. The crowd saw several other new New Yorkers make contributions, too. Paul O'Neill went for-4, driving in two runs and scoring once. Spike Owen singled to set up the Yankees' first run, and Wade Boggs drove it in with a single in the second innings. Abbott, 1-1, had a ball, from the time he greeted North Carolina basketball coach Dean Smith on the mound for the ceremonial first pitch to the time he looked to the sky in triumph when Harvey Pulliam made the last out. Abbott gave up eight hits and stayed in control by walking none, striking out four and getting help from a couple of double plays. He threw only 85 pitches, 61 for strikes. "How about that Jim Abbott?" Cone said. "He was great." A few months ago, Cone was hoping to be in Abbott's place. When Cone became a free agent, he said he wanted to pitch for the Yankees, but they did not make a serious offer. Even so, Cone held no hard feelings. "It's great to have the excitement back in the Bronx" he said. Some of that is because of Steinbrenner, who stayed out of sight. He did not make any public appearances in the fight, but he was seen in the clubhouse after the victory. But with Steinbraten back for the first time in two and a half years, there is a feeling that this is the season for big things in the Bronx. "I would hate to think that we're doing anything different because Mr. Steinbrenner is back," Yankees manager Buck Showalter said. "But Mr. Steinbrenner has a wail of putting a little extra bon in everybody's step." little extremist he everymaned, Steinbrenner had. Abbott on his horse had. Despite their efforts with such pitchers as Ed Whit- son, Pascual Perez and others, the Yankees have gone almost 10 years without an ace they could depend on. Mibbottle they told Abbott was in trouble only once, when consecutive singles by Brian McRae, Hubie Brooks and George Brett with one out in the sixth scored a run and made it 2-1. Cone, meanwhile, was hurt by errors. He gave up three runs, only one of them earned, on seven hits in the game. He walked none and struck out two. Cone has lost both of his starts for his new team, even though he has allowed a total of three earned runs. The Royals, who started 1-16 last season, have lost six of their first seven games. Royals manager Hal McRae was ejected for arguing balls-and-strikes. BRIEFS The Kansas softball team will play a doubleheader today at Wichita State. Softball team set for doubleheader Kansas coach Kalum Haack said poor defense hurt the club. The Jayhawks committed five errors in the second game. The two teams met earlier in the season at Jayhawk Field in Lawrence, splitting a double-header. Kansas, 16-8 and 6-2 in the Big Eight Conference, took the first game, 3-2. The Shockers won the second, 5-0. Kansas has lost its last two games, being blown out by Missouri, 5-0 and 10-2. Former track coach receives recognition The Kansas Relays begin tomorrow and continue through Saturday. Former Kansas track coach Bob Timmons was honored at the welcoming ceremonies of the 68th Annual Kansas Relays on Saturday for his contributions to the Javhawk program. The Kansas track program named the men's two-mile relay at the Kansas Relays after him. "We want to honor him for all that he's done for Kansas and the KU track program," said Kansas coach Gary Schwartz. Timmons coached the Jayhawks from 1968-88, capturing 13 Big Eight Conference indoor titles and 14 outdoor titles. He also Kansas to three NCAA Indoor championships. From Kansan staff reports. You know its time to trade up to a new computer ...you don't have "modem" and "fax" as options -- you barely have "electricity" as an option. Introducing the Apple Trade-Up Program! Do you have an old computer that's still in good shape, but just doesn't get the Job done anymore? For a limited time you will have the opportunity to trade that old model (Apple or IBM compatable) in for a new Macintosh at the Union Technology Center Step 1: Call the following toll-free number and speak to a representative who will estimate what your old system is worth: 1-800-992-0798. Step 2: Set up an appointment with the representative on either April 19th or April 20. On these dates representatives will be In the Union Tech center to evaluate your old machine. Step 3: Receive a voucher for the amount of money your system is worth, good toward any Macintosh system offered by the Union Tech Center. 5.1992 Step 4: Bring your voucher into the Union Tech Center anytime before May 5, 1993 and use it towards the purchase of a Macintosh Computer. call today 1-800-992-0798. The Apple Trade-Up Program is a limited time offer call today 1-800-992-0798. To qualify you must be a student, faculty or staff member of the University of Kansas and follow the purchase requirements available at the Video Tech Center. UNION TECH CENTER Level 3 • Burge Union • 864-5690