8 Wednesday. February 17. 1993 NINA • IMPANEMA • LA GEAR • NATURALIZER • AIGNER • UNISA • CHEROKEE • CALICO • PRIMA ROYALE • AEROSOLE • HOT LINE • NUCOLE • UNISA • CAI STARTS THURSDAY! GIGANTIC SHOE SALE 40%-70% OFF! KULIFE Weaver's biggest shoe sale of the year! We've enlarged our shoe department for this special event! 1000's of pairs of shoes at pennies on the dollar! Spectacular savings on over 4,000 pairs! Women's fall/winter and spring/summer dress and casual first quality shoes in your favorite styles from famous makers listed. Extra sales people available to help you! Shoe prices from $3.97 to $39.97. Original values to $90. Women's boots from $29.97 to $65.97, originally to $110. Over 500 handbags from $4.90-$39.97. 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In early November, the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi placed advertisements in 60 U.S. newspapers proposing that he send hundreds of transcendental meditation followers to bombard those cities with positive vibrations that fight crime — for a fee of 10 cents Seeds of our destruction a day for each citizen. The Maharisri guaranteed that all crime would be eliminated within five years. So far, every city from Greensboro, N.C., which would be charged $6.7 million a year, to New York City, which would be charged $266 million, has declined In January, the U.S. House of Representatives voted to allow five delegates representing the District of Columbia and the U.S. territories to vote on bills for the first time ever — but only if their votes did not matter. If those five votes were critical to the outcome, the House would vote again, allowing only the 435 members to cast ballots. In January, Patriot missile launchers were set up in Kuwait City on the last six fairways of the Hunting and Equestrian Club's golf course. "I know national security is a priority, but this is another form of invasion," In November, David Harkness was elected to the board of the public Broadawns Medical Center in Des Moines, Iowa, where his wife is a nurse. But a state law forbids the hospital to employ persons married to each other. In December, the happily married couple traveled to Tijuana, Mexico, where they obtained a divorce. golfer Walid Al-Taiji told the Associated Press. In December, retired Dallas police officer James Leavelle, who was handcuffed to Lee Harvey Oswald when he was shot, showed newsman Bob Porter how he had grabbed Jack Ruby's gun to prevent a second shot. Leaville accidentally shot Porter in the arm. Porter was taken to Parkland Hospital, as Kennedy and Oswald were. Porter survived. Oons! THIS IS SPRING BREAK. 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Box 400656 Common abbreviations M Male A Asian F Female J Jewish D Divorced C Christian S Single G Gay B Black L Lesbian H Hispanic N/S Non-Smoker HERE'S HOW IT WORKS To place an ad 1. Call or come into the Kansan at 119 Staufer-Fint Hall, 864-4358 2. You'll place an ad in the Jaytak Network section of the Kansan (up to 8 lines) and call a free 800-number to record a voice message for people who respond to your ad. Your voice message will remain in the system for 21 days. 3. After your ad runs in the Kansan, you call a free 800-number to listen to the messages people leave for you. 4. You choose the people you want to meet and call them to set up a time and place. To check out an ad 1. Choose the ads you want to respond to and note the voice mail number in them. 2. Call 1-900-787-0778 (you need an off-campus, private residence, touch-tone phone), enter the mail-box number from the ad, and listen to the message. Or browse through all the voice messages in a category. You can interrupt to skip over messages that don't interest you. Voice prompts will lead you along the way. You'll be charged $1.95 per minute. 3. If you like what you hear, leave a message of your own. Include a phone number where you can be reached.