UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Tuesday, January 26, 1993
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110 Bus. Personals
Bausch & Lomb Ray-Ban and Vuarnet-France
Sunglasses
The Etc. Shop
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Awesome Spring Breaks! Bahamas Cruise
10 Meals & Parties $29, Panama City
Room With Kitchen $119, Key West $29, Daytona
(Kitches) $183, 1-800-673-6396.
Lawrence Women's Transitional Care Services is a licensed provider for women and their children. If you have skills in child care, your service, administration, or maintenance; or if you call us at 841607 for information about the services offered by Lawrence Women's Transitional Care Services.
Loose up to 30 lbs. in 30 days for $30.100% Guarantee.
832-0487
Queen candidate applications are now being taken for the Lawrence St. Patrick Day Parade and informationation call 766-2860 or pick up an application at Mark's Bridal, Body Boutique, or Jayhawk Spirit
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Your value is a unique B/W photo taken on location of your choice. Published fashion/fine art photographer with a experience in NYC/Chicago
Andrew #843-0029
WATKINS HEALTH CENTER
864-9500
Provides Clinic Hours
Mon-Fr 8 a.m.-13 o.p.
Sat 8 a.m.-13; 10 a.m.
Urgent Care (after hours charge):
Mon-Fr 4:30 p.m.-10 p.m.
Sat 11:30 a.m.-430 p.m.
Sun 8 a.m.-430 p.m.
120 Announcements
Beginning January 1993, The Office of Minority Affairs offered a Summer Session to students in University of Kansas students for the Spring Semester. For more information or to apply for an appointment call 844-8351. All services are free.
COMMUTERS. Self Serve Car Pool Exchange
Main Lobby, Kansas Union.
Jazz Dance Classes. Semester classes at begin-
ning of semester. Lawrence Arts Center.
Call 843-749 or 749-602
NEED A RIDER/RIDE Use the Self Serv Cars Pool Exchange, Main Lobby, Kansas Union
SWEETHEART SPA SALE private spa & massage available. Book now for Valentine Day Gift certificates available. Lawrence Center For Natural Healing Call 841-6622
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Academic Excellence Workshop
Tuesday, January 26
7-8 p.m.
4020 Wescoe
The Student Assistance Center
Time Management Workshop
Wednesday, January 27
7-8 p.m.
4020 Wescoe
The Student Assistance Center
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130 Entertainment
WANT TO HIRE A TUTOR? See our list of avail able tutors. Student Assistance Center, 133 Strong
PUTORS. List your name with us. We refer
dent impaired to you. Student Assistance
center.
140 Lost & Found
SPRING BREAK '93 PARTY WITH THE BEST
FOR THE LEAST $ CALL JOAN OR MARK $65
611111
Found keys near KU; Honda and specialty. Cal 842-1742.
Lost! Watch w/purple band between Robinson parking and tennis court. If found please call 864 4331 days leave message. Reward!!!!!!
200s Employment
205 Help Wanted
Bridge Counselor (1) live in a residential hall, counsel, and supervise recent high school graduates. Courses include degree required. Deadline: Feb. 12, 1983. 5 p.m. For complete job description and application contact: Chris Sykes, UAward Board. University of Kentucky, Bayville, Lawrence, KS 60046-8644 8105-EOA/KEE.
CAMP COUNSELOR 12-yr old, educational camp near Kansas City seeks counselors (WIS help) to August 7 and June 8 to August 10. Must be Sophomore or older in inquiry before February 7, 1995 to Wikimedia.org
Help Wanted
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NABI BIOMEDICAL CENTER
816 W. 24TH 749-5750
Counsellor/support staff children/camp/notch salary, rm/bud/dunley, travel allowance Must have skill in one of the activities activities: basketball, hockey, crafting, dance, drama, drum team, ball, golf, guitar, gymnastics, horseback riding-hunt ride, juggling, kagami, carate, lacrosse, rappelling, sailing, raps, sailboarding, sailing, scuba, turtles, track, waterknights, weights,贤伍. Support staff kitchen stewardiness, workers, cooks for breakfast, camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp.
N. Y. Box 171. Dusty, M. 04323 (617) 894-6244 Camp. on campus 2 weeks at 10 a.m. to 4 p.m in the afternoon.
Cruise line entry level on board landside positions available. Summer or year round, great pay, transportation paid. 120-8248
**RUISUE SHIPS NOW HIRING** Earn 1,000+/month + travel (wheel hail) to New York. Car heirloom, etc. Holiday, Summer and Career programs. Call 212-634-6460 for program call or 212-634-6460 ext. C7896.
CRUISEMIP/RESORTS/ALASKA jobs! $1200.
10 min / Summer! Career! Guide, Cassette,
News service! (914) 692-2212 Ext 153
delivery person needed Must be dependable. Own
apply Picky Restaurant 749-6003 821-1004
INCOMING ORDER TAKERS AND CUSTOMER SERVE REMPS needed for children's 'wear mall' nail care and other professional cleaningscales required. Start at 8am or 10am, or apply as required. Attach Maggie Moore, 2901 Lakeview Rd, Wichita, KS 67203.
MARKETING PART TIME.
Sophomore or junior, marketing major, 15-20 hours per week, own transportation, Godfather's Pizza, HGTV. Req. GPA of 3.0 or higher only.
McFiction to work at McCallum's now.
be able to work 4 to 5 hours at a time and at least 20 hours a week. McFast: There are positions available for
people who can only work 10 to 8 hours during the lunch rush. No minimum availability required. Special needs can be allowed.
Apply at either McDonald's location.
Mother *he* helper wanted for 2 girls, age 6 & 9. Must have own car & be available from 3 p.m. Mon - Fri to June 4th June 5-25 hrs w/ $ per hour. 811-722-4200
Nanny position available nationwide including
hannah, summer/ry round. Great pay,
hannah, summer/ry round.
Nine positions available nationwide including
north, west and south / round great.
travel: 812-643-9020
PART-FULL TIME OFF-OPENING
Entry层 8:30AM - 12:00PM (two schedule
around classes. $8.90 start. $8.40 end)
Part-Time Beginning February or March then
another showing Apartments,
answering phone calls, or being a Kansas Resident have a GPA at least 2.0 and be enrolled in at least 12 hours of KU (Call 641-8943).
Party Photographers needed for Spring Semester of 1989. Prior 35mm exp, prep. Apply in person bwr.
2-5 p.m. Tues-Fri, at Photographic Occasions 106 W. 11th St.
Program Instructors (3) teach high school students in 1. Spanish, 2. English, and 3. Science Degree and teaching experience required. Deadline for application: For complete job description and application information, visit Uppward Board, University of Kansas, 490 Bailley, Lawrence, KS 65043, 84145 EISE/AA
Recently purchased a word processor, however,
you have noticed that when who is
experienced - patient Call 845-2320
GREEKS & CLUBS
S1.000 AN HOUR!
Each member of your trust sorority team club, etc pitches in just one hour and your group can raise **e** **n** **i** **n** in just a few days!
Plus a chance to earn $1,000 for yourself!
1-800-932-0528. ext. 65
Recording studio engineer with experience to manage studio in Lawrence, Personale, non-
Residence Hall Supervisor (1) coordinate residence hall staff and live in residence hall during summer session. Degree required. DeadFeb. 12, 1993 m.p. for complete job description and呼应. Work with professor toBound. University of Kansas, 408 Bailey, Lawrence, KS 66045 84054 EOE/AAE
Student hourly office position available $4.50 hr
20-30 hrs / week. Must have previous office and computer experience and have a valid KUID.
Apply at 467 Dole. Deadline is Jan 26.
Mon-Fri. everyday 11:30-3 or 8:00-9:00. Need experience in early childhood or child dev. courses.
Tennis job-summer is camp-northeast men and women with good tennis background who can teach children to play tennis. Good salary, room & board, travel allowance. Women call or email: (718) 653-4902; (823) 653-4902; (617) 653-6536. Men call or write: Camp Winpa, 5 Glen Lam, Campus N. Y. N. 10543(914) 381-5983. We will be on campus 2/24 from 9:14 to the student union, Regionalist & Oread rooms.
Tutor/Counselor (5) live in a residential hall, tutor, counsel, and supervise high school students during summer; work as a statistician, data manager, D deadline; Feb. 12, 1993. For complete job description and application contact: Chris Sykes, Umpard Bound. University of Wisconsin-Bayfield, Bailey, Lawrence KS 46055. 844-EOA/EE
Warm, caring people who like children ages 3 to 5 are needed at Head Start as volunteers for a minimum of 2 hours per day. 1 day per week between 8:45 am and 6:00 pm. For more information, please call 842-2515.
Waterfront Jobs-WSI-summer children's camp-norsebottle-means-and women who can teach children for swim, coach swim, team, waterskiers, swim lessons, and beach school. a beautiful pool and lakes. Good salary, room & board; travel allowance. Men call or write; Camp Vega. 811-349-8634 Women call or write; Camp Vega. Box 707. Durabay 24/9/26 from 11: 94-6536 Student union, Regionalsita & Orread rooms
< Driver Education  offered thru Midwest Dwiftest School, serving KU students for 20 years, driver's license obtainable, transportation provided ed. 841-7740
225 Professional Services
NOT!
The Student Assistance Center
Calculus is too tough for a student like me...
CC Desktop Publishing, Resumes, Cover Letters, Brochures, Flyers, Term Papers. Newspapers! Call 847-830-6291
823 Missouri Weekend & Evening By Applmt.
OUI / Traffic Criminal Defense
For FREE CONSULTATION Call
Calculus Workshop
Tuesday, January 28
7-9 p.m.
4020 Wescoe
COUNSELING &
PSYCH. SERVICES
GROUPS
K FRYDMAN, ATTORNEY
TRAFFIC-DUIL'S
843-4023
DONALDG. STROLE
Aten-session structured psych-
group for women & men w/bulimic
behaviors. Feb 2 - April 13th.
TRAPPAC-DUTS
Fake ID & alcohol offenses
divorce, criminal & civil matters
The law officer of
Make your modelling dreams come true!
Model Portfolio photography. Call Rohlih #941
800 Student rates. No delay!
PC Computer Solutions; Service, upgrades
repair, consulting, system design. Call 644-8257.
Eating Disorders B
Donald G. Strole SallyG Keisey
16 East 13th 842-1133
Winn's Personal Growth:
A general group for women. Concerns addressed include relationships, self-esteem, stress, victimization, & depression.
Wmn's Personal Growth:
Adult Child, of Alcoholics Forcilients who exper. i more parent/grandparent as a sub-stance abuser, issues; trust, anger, grief, self-esteem& active relations
Test Anxletv.
Topics covered: relaxation training, desensitization to test anxiety, study skills, & tips to create a study environment.
Uncensored and unsurpassed quality film process services. Most ordered processed in 48 hours. Our professional lab will process absolutely anything you can provide us with, including information, written to Michel Photographe. Mail all orders to: Michel Photographe.
A $1 per session charge for membership in these groups but no charge for initial interview with group leader. For more info: Call 864-227- 877
1. **der-Woman Letter Processing** Former editor transforms scribbles into accurate pages of letter manuscripts.
SPRING SALE 50,000+ files for $25.250 menus
Psychologist - Lawrence Online
481274 .822 .NAM
235 Typing Services
Word Perfect Word Processing Near Orchard Corners.
No. Works AFTER 8:45, 88-168
305 For Sale
- Professional Writing
- Cover Letters
- Laser Printing
Resumes
Transcriptions 1012 Mass. 842-4619
Word processing, applications, term papers, dissertations, resumes Editing, composition, rush jobs available, Masters Degree. 841-6254
286/12 PC Computer 42HDD, $350 obo 864-6816.
300s Merchandise
Car Audio, new in Box, Boss AVA-240 x 68 channels
amplifier 192w 15hrs TS-MS
power amplifier 179w 15hrs TSM-S
Bridgestone MBS mountain bike like sale with
bridgestone for person 5" and below. 890-746-3211.
Condition Good for person 5" and below. 890-746-3211.
Two sets. Call 1-949-3411 and leave a message.
Boa Constrictor approx yrs old. Bred in captivity
most gracefully, approx 400g. 800-6244
GANT ATX780 18" mountain bike. Accessed from the nearest bike shop, and pumped up. Bag light, pump, and extra tape. Used twice, less than once.
370 Want to Buy
For Sale Queen size water bed/regular bed + 2 nightstands (used only one semester) & white formica. Perfect condition. $25 or best offer. Call collection (708) 364-043, ask for Scott.
KU student basketball season tickets.
Two sets. Call 1-549-3411 and leave a message.
Everything But Ice. Beds, Desks, Chest of Drawers,
Bookcases, 900 Mass.
Looking for something... Oakley tables tables from
$25.00 or better at $35.00 & used decks
from $85.00 & 61-94 rows
KU BASKETBALL TICKETS FOR SALE CALL
THIS WEEK ONLY, LEAVE A MESSAGE 832 -
1897
89th Constituent配约2 yrs old "Bred in captivity,
great personality, very docile 832-2504
Buying - Letter jackets, flight, and jean jackets.
Also U.S. made guitars and amps. (913) 321-7431.
Call late.
HP7475a, 610 color plotter. Like new. Accessories.
$250 obo. 843-838-836
Moving Sale-mirowave, V. T., VCV, vacuum cleaner, coffee table, and bootoak. Price are based on square feet of space.
Need non-student basketball tickets for Rollin vs KU on 30th March. Call 749-3898.
Epson 286, 40 MB Hard Drive, color monitor
Printer, 400KB modem. All supporting软
ware included. WP 5.1, ltau 1-9.2 dbase IV ec.
hard
Skis-K2 KVC 304 cm, Mk4 Bindings £475, Boat-
sides-K2 KVC 304 cm, Mk4 Bindings £475,
1600 Hard Drive Laptop to Computer
340 Auto Sales
405 For Rent
1896 Ford Pursuit, 4000 or best offer.
1886 Chevrolet Spectrum. Very clean, ps highway miles $2250 or best offer.
Moving Sbc Microwave TV, VCR Lazy Bucket rack
Movie Theater Television Call 800-265-1743
Priceless negotiable Call 800-265-1743 Leave message
SEIZED CARS
Maint condition 1999 VW NABAL. Cherry Hirrel Good.
Rostra胃轮. Cat's appetite yet economical
front wheel. Drive. Garage held. Call 849-4842 Ask for
Jersey. (must sell).
SEEKING STORIES FROM AVID JAVANNE
BAIRDALL FATH WAS PRACTICE (LUCKY
BITURGE) REPEAT MARKETTAL GAMES
IN THE BEST RENTALS. ALL REST
RENTES WILL BE CONTACTED.
Nintendo DS 32GB 64GB 128GB
Panaonic KX-P150 printer $95 364-6816
400s Real Estate
Trucks, Boats, 4 wheeler,
motorhomes, by FIB, IBS, DEA.
Available in your area now
Call 1-800-436-4363 ext C:2885
1 room avail May 15th. Female n/s pref. In 4 bdr.
housew. WD, dishwasher, garage, furnished,
near bus. No pets. Call Lua Anna 823-0244.
Call 1-800-436-4363 ext C-2888
Apartment available immediately. 1 bedroom studio close to campus and downtown. Call 865-0787-M F after 5 p.m.
Avail. Feb. 1 BBR & loft in complex (7h & Florida)
Furn. next to bus stop, suitable for two, 6 mo. lease
Furn., $350 + call. Call 842-6965
360 Miscellaneous
Available immediately. Apt. between downtown-campus. Close to GSP-Corbin. Utilities paid, no pets. Call 841-1207.
Naismith Place
- jacuzzi in each apt
- lk to KU bus route
Private balconies/Paesos
Baseball court/park
Baseball court/park
Cudahy & 25% CI. 841-1815
Cudahy & 25% CI. 841-1815
fast Sublease Immediately. Nice studio for $80.
free cable. Walk to school. Desk & open size bed
re furnished. Call 865-952 leave mes.
Now Aval. 3&4 bdm, very clean, nice quiet setting, dishwasher, laundry facility, on bus route 6-month lease possible + special offer on bus 804
meadowbrook
So...
How about those roommates? Like'em,but can't
live with them, but can't live with them. We have a studio ESPECIALLY FOR
YOU! (Sorry, Nopets)
Call842-4200 15th&Cressline
M-F8-5.30 Sat 10-4 Sun 1-4
One kbrm in three kbrm, house, Wood firs, WD cable,
fireplace, fireplace. Dishwasher. Just re furnished,
three min from Union $200/no. no hassles. No deposit
832-143-143
*Sublease.* Only 6 months. Feb. 1-3 July 31, large 1 bedroom, 1 room house, driveway, 2 blocks from main street.
OPENDAILY
9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m.
Reserve your home today!
Don't be left in the cold!
MASTERCRAFT
FURNISHED 2.2t&4bdrm ants
2, 2+ & 4 barm apts...
designed with you in mind!
Go to
Campus Place-841-1429 11(55)5530
Hanover Place-841-1212 14th & Mass.
Regents Court-749-0445
1005 KW
Orchard Corners-749-422
15th & Kasold
Sundance-841-5255
7th & Florida
Quail Creek
Tanglewood-749-2415
10th & Arkansas
842-4455
2-3 Bedrooms
On bus route
Ask about our
Spring specials
MASTERCRAFT
Sublease: 2 bdmr. for $300 'til July 31. Rent negotiable. Low utilities. Central air & heat. Call 843-6038
430 Roommate Wanted
1 or 2 roommates wanted
3 bedroom house, W/D
$150/month 749-0764
2111 Kasold 843-4300
Sublease 2 BR apt in Colony Woods. Avail immediate room to roommate to share 1/2 rent + Call 692-8948
1 Room avail. in adorable victoriaian-style house,
great roommates, on bus route, car port, W/D,
DW, 2 full baths, great deal! Appl. $210/mo +
 cheap utilities. #798-5932.
morning plus mornings of utilities. Call 865-3844. Aaron. Needs needed to 3 BP hours. No credit.
We are now accepting deposits on apartments and townhomes for the fall term. We feature studio1 & 2 bedroom apartments that are some of the largest in Lawrence. We also have 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath townhomes.
We presently have available a select few 1 & 2 bedroom apartments for immediate occupancy.
*On KÜ Bus Route with 4 Stops on Property
- Volleyball Court
* On KU Bus Route with 4 Stops on B
Female roommate wanted to share 3 bdmr. townhouse. Jan. rent pd. w/d, own rm., on bus route: Call Annie 749-0354
Some Washer/Dryer Hookups
*2 Pools
*2 Laundry Rooms
Call or stop by today.
2401 w. 25th, 9A3
842-1455
(吵完 pets)
Furnished master BR awaile, in large BR t townhouse. Jan paid. Own bath, all appliances, fireplace, ceiling fans, $220/mo. + uiL. unit费.
January rent and utilities FREE. Roommate to
bebé 2 / bebé w / table. Non smoke please.
900/mo + 1/3 util call 843-8067
N/S to share great 2 BR apt, near KU $168 mo +
Available. ASIAAM 842-922 842-929
Need male or female to sublease a bldrm of a
room. Need female to share a bldrm of a
Needed 1 female roommate to share a bldrm of
1 years, new 2 baths, w/d, rear campus. Jan rent
$174 mo +/us until .823-1797
Male roommate wanted for spring semester. 2
Bedroom duplex. W/D and garage. Rent $187.50
u/s² utilities. W/420.904
NFS Female needed ASAP to sublease a birm from b2rm apb. Walk on campus, on bus route, $175 + utilities (water & gas paid) Call 865-0139, leave message January paid for.
Nice 3 bedroom house on Nasmith Needs one non-smoking male roommate. 749-7568 Late OK Non smoking roommate needed as soon as possible, to share 3 bedroom house 2400 month
Non-smoking roommate to share b & b apprent.
Cabile & utilities paid, $185/mb call 749-4066
Occupy 1 Tm 4 Bdrm Duplex 8k aio + ¼/₃\
Call days: 57 Call evs: 800-874-808
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Prime location. 1900 Naismith. Share 3 BR apt. 2.
BA, paid cable. $240/mo. + ½ util. Call 749-1389 or
+1-881-3813.
How to schedule an ad:
One occupied need to sublease one room of a 38 RI townhome. $275/mo + /u/l. util. own and tennis court, own bath, walk-in closet, own balcony. Contact Scott at 780-1684-0494 Call college.
Roommate needed immediately to share a fully furnished 3 Bdrm apartment. $200/mo./+ 1/2 months Jan. rent on free. On bus route. Call 843-9323.
Roommate needed for new two Bdrm. Apt. close to campus. Available immediately. Call 1-800-747-6295 ask for Michele.
Roormate wanted: 125/1m + 1/uilt in BR dplx
w/ 3 guys. July-Bull: Cally 841-6208
Roommate needed now for a Bdm. $200 + 1½
utilities, turn except your Bdm. No parties or smokers. For spring semester. Call 749-4273 leave message.
Roommate Wanted/Room For Rent Apt. has vaulted ceilings, jaccard, WJD, in 2 garage patio, quiet neighborhood $220/mo + /+ util + deposit. #428. Leave message.
Roommate wanted for a $ 1B a br apt. $ 187 no NEEGO
from the campus, all appliance 803-681 one block
from the campus, all appliance 803-681 one block
Roommate needed for 3 BR house 100 yds from campus. $175/Mo. + utilities. Call 843-0623. Ask for Scott.
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Roommates Wanted for Applegate at Applegate Court in Burlington, all amenities $240 - / Utilities $175 - / Room $195
Sublease $200 mth, touches campus. Water, gas and cable paid. Dishwasher, microwave. Creative kitchen space.
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