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Wednesday, January 13, 1993
ARENSBERG'S SHOESALE
ARENSBERG'S SHOES One step ahead!
Open evenings M-F'till8:30 Open Sunday 12:00 to 5:00
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825 Massachusetts Downtown Lawrence
Are you a Chicken?
You might as well be.
You're running around like one with its head cut off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause the bookstore on the other side didn't have the textbook it needed for Scratch 101.
Strut down to the KU Bookstore in the Burge where you can put all your textbooks in one basket.
What are you afraid of?
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OUR FITNESS CLEARANCE SALE WILL REDUCE FAT PRICES!
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ENTERTAINMENT UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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family photographs while on the job, 27 percent like to raid the refrigerator, and 7 percent watch TV. Seventy percent of the 191 imprisoned burglars reported they like to limit their jobs to a 20-minute maximum, 17 percent wondered what their victims were like, and 59 percent said a dog in the home was the most effective burglary deter rent.
Names of the weird
The vice president of the chamber of commerce in Clinton, Mo., announced in October that she was voting Republican this year. The veep, Georgianna Bush, goes by "George."
Sentenced in December to 41 months in prison in Alexandria, Va., for defrauding the federal government of $150,000 on a contract: Mr. Yassa Yassa, 60.
A sampling of legal name changes from Broward County, Fla., reported by the Associated Press in November, included chiropractor Joseph Smith, who changed his first name to "Dr."; and the newly named Joseph Wier, who was formerly Joseph Wierdo.
Arrested for sex offenses recently: in October, in Halfmoon, N.Y., Joel Davis Slutsky, 30; and in August, in Nelsonville, Ohio, Roy A. Comesrunningbuck, 51.
■ The Associated Press reported in September that the village of Sodom, Conn., near North Canaan, disappeared, just like its biblical name-sake. Though it still appears on maps, the AP
writer interviewed residents of Sodom Road and the Sodom Corner intersection, both hallmarks of the village of Sodom, and discovered that everyone claims now to live in North Canaan.
Charged in St. Louis recently with operating a church as a front for organized crime was the grand sheik of the Moorish Science Temple Jerry Lewis-Bey.
The Weirdo-American Community Taxi driver-in-training Steven Szekely, 25, was arrested in Rockville, Md., in September and charged with a string of burglaries. He had called attention to himself in the course of a conversation with the driver who was training him. According to the driver, Szekely changed the subject from casual chitchat and began writing down the license numbers of cars he thought contained drug dealers, telling the driver he intended to find out where they lived so that he could rob them later. Then he began talking of dressing as a police officer and kidnapping a woman to hold her as a sex slave for ransom; and about how easy it is to bury a body so dogs won't find it. Grossed out, the driver stopped the cab and hailed a passing police officer, and on further investigation, police charged Szekely with the burglaries.
Least Competent Person
Raleigh, N.C., police charged Vernon Edsel Brooks, 34, with robbing a Radio Shack in July, despite his foresight in disabling a video surveillance recorder by taking the camera with him as he fled. Because he forgot to take the recorder to which the camera was connected, police found a tape containing a full facial shot of Brooks reaching for the camera.
Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird is Copyright 1993 Universal Press Syndicate
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