TO I——.
Can you tell me why I love you?
I'd really like to know.
'Tis not because your eyes are blue,
Your brow as white as snow,
'Tis not because you are so sweet,
'Tis not because you dress so neat,
I love you—I love you,
Why? I really do not know.
I know you are an angel,
'Iho' I know you have no wings.
I know your tongue is very sweet,
Altho' it often stings.
Your smile to me is sweetest bliss,
There's heaven's rapture in your kiss.
I love you—I love you,
Why? I really do not know.
If you e'er find out this secret,
Will you please tell me why,
I love you better than all else,
And for my love would die?
Will you tell me why you are my life?
And will you be my little wife?
I love you—I love you,
Why? I really do not know,
ENTERTAINED.
As announced in the COURIER last week, the foot ball team was entertained by Prof. Green, of the law school. The boys anticipated a good time and were not disappointed. From 6.30 to 12 o'clock p. m. good fellowship was enjoyed. At seven o'clock the boys sat down to supper and to indicate the sumptuousness of the repast it is only necessary to say that the clock struck ten before the last course was finished.
Upon the centre table were various foot ball publications with cuts of the most prominent teams and which the professor had taken great pains to gather. The publications were very interesting. After supper games, chess, checkers and cards were indulged in.
Professor and Mrs, Green spared no effort to make the evening enjoyable, and in that they certainly were successful. A better time could not have been enjoyed.
Every foot ball game played during the season was played over again. Some of the boys became somewhat excited as they related their past experience in tackling such and such a man and making such and such a play.
One game alone was deplored, but upon this they did not dwell long. The evening was for enjoyment, not to deplore past experiences, and then Prof. Green, so jolly, so wholesouled, so wrapped up in the boys and the success of the entertainment, would not for an instant let the conversation drift into those channels which would cause the boys any displeasure on account of an unfortunate game.
The evening was gloriously spent, as one of the boys said, "To spend such an evening is well worth the buffeting received during the football season." At twelve o'clock each one bid the professor and his wife a pleasant good-night and went home feeling happy.
MOOT SENATE.
There was a large attendance at the last regular meeting of the Moot Senate. Several new members were seated and a great deal of interest manifested.
The bills that the World's Fair should be opened on Sunday and that postmasters and mail carriers should be placed in the civil service list, were passed, and several other matters were discussed. On account of the oratorical contest occurring on Tuesday night the meeting adjourned to meet Monday night.
EXCHANGE.
He writeth best who stealeth best Ideas great and small, For the great soul that wrote them first, From nature, stole them all.
From nature, stole them all.
— Er.
The supreme court of the United States is fast becoming a Yale tribunal. The last three judges appointed to court have been Yale men—Judge Brewer and Brown, of the class of'56, and Judge Shiras, of'53.-Mail and Express.
Jones was dead, and a bulletin stating that Geo. S. Jones, Esq., had departed this life for heaven at 12 m. was posted by a sympathetic family on the door. A passing wag, full of mischief, placed the following notice on a telegraph sheet under that of the family:
Heaven, 12:30 P.M. M "Jones not yet arrived. Excitement intense."
At Washington and Lee University, Lexington, Va., there are two student whose christian names are Robert E. Lee and Ulysess S. Grant. They room together. Ex.
The average expense of students at Yale las year were; Freshmen, $786.96; sophomores, $831.34; juniors, $833.11; seniors, $919.70. The largest expense reported was $2,908. - *Ex*,
Chicago University has de vided its year into four quarters, consisting of two terms of six months each. The student desiring a vacation can select any two terms he wishes for that purpose.—Ex.
Heads of great men all remind us,
If we choose the proper way,
We can get up in the morning.
With a head as big a they.
There are rumors to the effect that a foot race between Harvard and Yale will take place at Chicaga during the Exposition.
—Ex.
Amherst is to have new laboratories to cost $100,000. The building is to be delivered by the contractors on or before August 1, 1893
The students were glad that they could not skate, the past week, as it gave them more time to bone.
LOCALS.
The Independents are going to give a dance in Merchants Bank hall on the evening of Feb. 22.
Mr. Tucker took a picture of the History of Art class Wednesday morning. The picture will have its place among the sights in Snow hall.
One of the students became so excited over the nomination of a republican senator by the Kansas republicans, that he forgot himself, and during recitation hour asked the professor if he knew who had been nominated.
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