Lawrence Business College, Book-keeping. Shorthand. Typewriting. Penmanship, and all Commercial Branches. Call at College. or Address. Coonrod & Smith. LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK BUILDING. CATALOGUE FREE. SCUSSORS AND PA5TE. Dost thou love life? Then waste not time for time is the stuff life is made of—Franklin. "A drop of ink may make a million thick. Freshie: Where are the Senior plugs? Soph. Where are the seniors that are not plugs? And put by scribblers into verse, Would surely make two millions curse." The Sophs and Freshies carry books The Juniors books and brain The Seniors have no books at all But they get there just the same. Conditions confront me and tutors are dear; Alas for my sad situation! I must save all my cash and spend it I fear In gaining a hire education. One-third of the University students of Europe die prematurely from the effects of bad habits acquired in college; one third die prematurely from the effects of close confinement at their studies, and the other third govern Europe. Folks with missions, whose gaunt eyes See golden ages rising; Thou't fond of crystallizing. ——J.R. Lowell Salt of the earth, in what queer guys Thou'tr fond of crystallizing! A University student is spending his vacation very profitably in the country driving a yoke of oxen, and is educating them in the English classics. For example, instead of yelling "Gee, Buck!" he locates the ejaculation: "Abandon the direct progression to the straight thitherward and deviate by inclinatory and aberrant dextrogyration into a dextral incidence." What are those linss in Goldsmith's": "Elegy on a Mad Dog" that relate how a canine to gain his private ends, went mad and bit a man "The wound it seemed both sore and To every Christian eye, And while they knew the dog was mad, They swore the man would die. "But soon the wonder came to light, That showed the rogues they lied; The man recovered of his bite, The dog it was that died." The very latest styles and new est creations are always to be found upon our shelves. Bullene, Moore, Emery & Co., Kansas City. The Science Club has been postponed for one week till Friday evening Oct. 7, on account of the Chancellor's reception. At the meeting next week papers are promised by Prof. Miller on Saturn, by Prof. Blake, Mr. Withington and others. If you wish to see something fine go to Savage's opening sale next Tuesday. When you think of dry goods, doesn't the store naturally come to mind. Bullene, Moore, Emery & Co. Kansas City Bullene, Moore, Emery & Co. Kansas City. Money to loan on personal property at Passon's cheap baxar, 723 Massachusetts street. Phi Pelt Hop. The Phi Delts gave their initial hop of the season in their hall in the Journal building Saturday evening. These gentlemen are known as royal entertainers and on this occasion their reputation was fully sustained. No fraternity in the University has a cosier hall or more good dancers than Phi Delta Theta, The Mandolin club furnished excellent music which was enjoyed by all until 12 o'clock, when the merry crowd turned their way homeward. The Chemist and Druggist in reporting the proceedings of the British Pharmaceutical conference notes the presence of a "distinguished visitor Prof. Sayre, dean of the faculty of pharmacy of the University of Kansas." The president bid Prof. Sayre a hearty welcome and asked him to come up to the platform. Prof. Sayre walked to the platform amidst applause and said that when he left the States on June 4 he planned to be present at the conference as the proceedings had a direct bearing upon the revision of the United States pharmacopoea. That the revision had been going on for two years and by the time he returned to America he hoped that part of the work would have gone to press. He thanked the meeting for the welcome extended him and hoped that the meeting would prove pleasurable and profitable. All young ladies of the University invited to attend the millnery opening of Mrs. Savage next Tuesday. Students who happen to find themselves debarred from anything of interest in the University should not feel offended. It is done for protection only. A plain "keep out" will not offend any one when he understands the motives that prompt it. Pick out your new hat next Tuesday, Oct. 4, at Mrs. Savage's millinery opening. A fine display of fall novelties at the millinery opening of Misses L., E. and I. Engle, Tuesday. Andy Reed shaves University students at 712 Massachusetts street. Best place in town to buy Stationery, 915 Massachusetts Shaving outfit at Raymond's to suit your purse. Get your hair cut at Andy Reed's 712 Massachusetts street. Engraved calling cards and programs at Schaum & Henshaw's. Cigars and tobacco at Smith's. Fresh Bread Delivered to any part of the city. BAKERY. H JAESCHKE. CADY & OLMSTEAD, Special Rates to Clubs 825 Mass. Street. JEWELERS, 1024 and 1025 Walnut Street, Kansas City, Mo. W. BROMELSICK, -IN- Any Style of SOL.MARKS, At Any Price. W. BROMELSICK, —AND— Don't buy your Fall Ha until you have seen his new shapes for Fall and Winter. JEWELER 807 Massachusetts St. A SPECIALTY. UNION : PACIFIC. ONE DOOR SOUTH OF INNES THE OLD RELIABLE is always ready and willing to make the lowest possible rates and furnish the best accommodations to all who apply. We charter cars on short notice, and guarantee satisfaction. For full particulars as to time of trains, rates, etc, call on City Office, Eldridge House Corner. CLUBS WILL FIND IT To their interest to call on FOR THEIR Groceries AND Provisions 903 Massachusetts Street. 737 Massachusetts Street. Lawrence, - Kans. The Students' Boarding Place. Confectionery and Cigars. OYSTERS IN ALL STYLES. { Board per Week $8.00 } { Meal Tickets... 3.50 } 816 Massachusetts Street. THE MEAT MARKET Fresh and Tender Meats Always on Hand. Special Rates to Student Clubs. C.A.PEASE&SON. Charles Hess, Wholesale and R-tail Dealer in Choice Meats, Sugar Cured Hams and SAUSAGES. No. 937 Mass, St. Tel. 14. DENTIST. A. L. ASHBY, Over Dailey's Queenaware Store. WIEDEMANN Has opened his Ice Cream Parlor For the season and makes a specialty of Supplying Parties Ice Cream. Fruits CONFECTIONERIES. Banquets a Specialty. Is at the head as usual, with the The Boston Clothiers The Boston Square Dealing Clothier. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK --- Capital. $150,000, Surplus. $13,000. We do a general banking business and solicit your patronage. J. B. WATKINS, President. PAUL R. BOOKS, Cashier. Should Enquire at the Before arranging for their supplies. This pen is specially adapted for Accountants, Book-Keepers and Correspondents. It is made of the best English steel by the most experienced workmen. FOR TRIAL, will send a sample card, 12 PENS, different patterns, for 6 cents in stamps. Spencerian Pen Company, 810 Broadway, New York. Merchants National Bank A. MONROE, President. R. G. JAMI-ON, Cashier. M. N.EW MARK, Vice President. W. F. MARCH, Ass't Cashier. Conveniently Located Our Bank Hall is especially adapted for Reception Parliaries. N. H.COSLINE, Staple AND Fancy Groceries PUBLIS Students' Trade a Specialty. 811 Mass. Street, Lawrence. Kan. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST Over Woodward'f Drug Store. VOL. Sear forcy-fi The pectus The portant Miss her frie Two Andy street. 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