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Student Club E & SON. business and sold PAUL R. BROOKS casual Surplus, $13 000 ional : Bank Y, AG'T. in the West BROS and Delivered SUBSCRIPTION, $1 PERYEAR, PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. X. LOCALS. Contest. Spring contest. Spring contest next Friday evening. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 22, 1892 UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. Ross will enter the contest, it is said. The Betas had a group picture taken last Saturday. The Shakspear class had a quiz Monday morning. Springer,Moody and Tom Breese must go—says the World. Ask Nate Miller about his "scrap" with the eagle. The Pi Phis had a group picture taken at Willis' last Saturday. Everyone should attend the contest next Friday evening. There were eight failures reported by Prof. Miller, 'in his "trig" class. The regular recitation hour of practical astronomy, eleven to twelve, has been changed to nine. Some of the University boys attended the reception at the high school last Saturday evening. Prof. Blake could not accommodate all the applicants to the freshman physics class. The regular meeting of Moot Senate was posponed one week on account of the concert which occurred the same evening. Hon. Sam Bishop, so the Kansas City Times heads a half column article, will deliver the alumnae address before the laws. Some of the University students will attend the Married people's leap year hop this evening so Blaker and Caldwell say. The class in Medeaval History, twenty-nine in number, began work last Monday under Prof. Adams. There are eleven ladies in the class. Cards are out for the marriage of Mr. John Spencer of Kansas City and Miss May Webster of Lawrence on the 27 of this month. Both are well known in University circles. The joke is going its round that Chapman and Potter went buggy riding Sunday and while out—well the horse stopped very suddenly and you can imagine the rest. Recently a young man from Kansas visited Kansas City, and hearing the noise of a cable, he sought to find its source. Seeing the crack in which the cable runs, he put his ear down to listen and finding this was the source, he exclaimed—By George, that's a hornets' nest! G. I. Adams who won the local contest at the Emporia Normal four years ago, will very probably hand in an oration to the executive committee before 6 o'clock this p. m. They say that Mustard has written an oration on the Paritans for the spring contest. Miss Mason entertained a few of her friends with a card party last Thursday evening. The Phi Delta initiated Jno, Meyers last Saturday night. The Sigma Nus initiated F. J. Lange. Seats for the local contest will be on sale at Leis Drug store next Wednesday morning. Price 25 cents. The contest next Friday night at the University chapel promises to be quite interesting. Everybody should attend. The first Triangular League game of base ball will be played between Baker and Washburn at Topeka on the 25th of April. O'Leary and Barnes seem to be the general favorites of a great many students in the coming contest. One more week will decide. Mr. Wm. Ford a former student, has been attending Cornell, and graduates from there this year. He has been appointed class orator, and now has been elected prize debator. The class in road streets and pavements began work last Monday. The class recites at 11 o'clock, Prof. Murphy, instructor. This subject is attracting considerable attention. Students to anxious taylor. "No, that student with the small satchel who just passed is not going to leave town. He is only on his way to the barber shop to take his semester bath." Now the rumor is going the rounds in the papers that Cleveland was initiated into the Sigma Chi fraternity. The Courier will investigate and chronicle the truth later on. Prof. Templin has asked the students to tell him of any superstitions which exist among the people in that part of the state from whence they come. The profesor intends to make a compilation of all the superstitious in the state of Kansas. Perhaps it would be of interest to Blaker and Challiss to know that J W. Ady, United States district attorney, and at whose home they were so hospitably entertained during the recent tour of the Banjo Club, will deliver an address at the Washburn College next Commencement week. "My friend, Mr. Bryan, of Nebraska," is in trouble. He prophesied that Nebraska would want a western man, and it went solid for Cleveland. He also delivered a free silver speech before the convention and it said Tariff at him. "His Friend" can be seen in the library on the first page of one of the late issues of Harper's Weekly. NAMES OF NOTABLES Now Immortal by Cognizance in the Columns of the Courier. Frank Bowker sports a new "frat" pin. Miss Schopman spent Sunday with her friends in Lawrence. Howard Pears is president of the local circle of the Economic Society. Bion S, Hutchins, a former student and graduate of K, U., was in town Sunday. Prof. Wilcox was unable to meet his classes the first of the week on account of illness. Misses Mason and Sands are going to Topeka this afternoon to spend a few days. Bonebrake and Alden went boating the other evening and entertained their company with Mandolin and guitar music. Next Friday Evening. The seniors,after due deliberation have finally resolved to emulate the immortal Shakespeare by placing Julus Caesar on the stage. Those who intend to "do heavies" are reducing their habit a la Roman, (that is going without their galluses) and are subjecting themselves to violent training in order to acquire the phisique becoming a noble Roman. The burlesque is to take the place of regular class day exercises and the 4th of June is the date set for this bisplay of histrionic talent. In last week's issue of the COURIER it was stated that three orators had already signified their intention of entering the spring contest. Since then others have made known, privately, similar intentions which practically assures a full program and a successful contest. It is the opinion of the COURIER that fully as good if not better orations, on the average will be delivered, then were orated from the rostrum last January. The executive committee authorizes the COURIER to announce the program of the evening which will consist of an invocation followed by the delivery of orations,and music at proper intervals.The best of music shall be furnished. Reserved seats on sale at Leis' Drug store on Wednesday morning next. Admission 25 cents. Money to loan on personal property at Passon's Bazaar, 723 Massachusetts street. Shane takes the best pictures. Call on him for your spring photographs. Try Shane for a good photograph. The Senior Nine. Those most noble and dignified seniors are bound to achieve notoriety. Their latest freak, excepting of course that farce which they are to present and which will surely prove to be a farce, is the organization of an unparalleled nine of star base ball players. The famous ones who will participate in knocking the whiskers off the moen with sky scrapers, to the infinite disgust of our honored faculty, are as follows: Sawtell, champ ion light weight of the class, c and 1st b; Hadley, his swiftness, p and 1 st b; Simmons, Green Per, Capt c, and p; Truitt, microscopie, s s; Potter, dead game sport, 2nd b; Barnes, airy, fairy buzzing flies, c f; Barnes, red hot slugger, b b; Brown, windy whiskers, l f; Challis, jovial joker, r f; Engel, Johnson, et al libitum substitutes; water carriers; Dyche, Prof. Miller, bat rustler; Caldwell, the beacon light. The great game of the season will occur in the near future, after which the seniors will lapse into oblivion. All juniors are requested to be present and aid in the affair. Science Club. A very interesting program will be given this evening at the meeting of the Science Club in the chemistry building at 8 o'clock. All are invited to attend whether they belong to the society or not, and especially the students who anticipate making science their chief study. No admittance is charged. The knowledge which you will gain and that is considerable is given gratis. The program for this evening is as follows: The Genus—E.C. Case. Making Glycerin Mounts; C. S. McClung. The Univeasity Question, O. P Davis. Science Notes, G. II. Playter. Historical Seminary. The seminary will hold a very unique and interesting meeting this p.m. at 4 o'clock. None but ladies will read papers, which are on the following subjects: Political Disabilities of Women. Professional Rights of Women. Women in Industrial Pursuits. A musical-dramatic camping out party is being talked of for next summer. The scheme in its present embryonic form is to organize a musical-dramatic company among the students, to play their way to Denver and then go up the mountains and spend the summer. In the fall they intend to "play" their way back to Lawrence. The originators of the plan say it is a sure go. No. 31. Buy some of Smith's fishing tackle. ONWARD! All we prize is but delusion! All we cherish flies away, Eads in ruin and confusion, As the night o'er takes the day! Why is all this toil and trouble, All this racking of the brain? All we gain is but a bubble, Brightest gems are dull and vain! Roses cannot bloom forever; not why not gather them today? Calm and sum-lit spreads the river; Hoist your sails and speed away. Calm and sun-lit spreads Hoist your sails and speed away. Ev'ry moment, as it passes, Brings us nearer to the grave; All the busy, toiling masses Soon will cross the Sylgan wave. True, the only real treasure, We can hoard up here below. Is the moment's guiltless pleasures Which we gather as we go; But the only real pleasure, That will never sate or clay. And whose full and brimming measure Man is able to enjoy. Is pursuit and not possession, Is the rapture and delight Of the soul that finds expression Of its vast creative might. About Field Day. "Some of the athletes are going to be fooled a "trip" said a member of the program committee," if they think that they can enter for all the contests and then choose the most desirable ones. Continuing farther the speaker said in substance that no one will be allowed to continue farther with the individual contests who has refused to take part in any one which his name is down for. So boys beware. The rules must be observed and don't put your name down for the 100 yard race or any other race unless you intend to take part, for just as soon as you fail to do what you have signified, your name will be dropped. It is probable that medals will be offered as prizes. Of course not gold ones of any great size but very appropriate, however. The coming field day will be a good time for all our "unknown" splinters, jumpers, to show their metal and the medals which are to be offered by the program committee will unquestionably have a good effect in bringing them to the front. The young ladies of the Kappa Kappa Gamma fraternity will give their annual spring party on the evening of the third of June. Mrs. Bowersock has kindly offered the use of her beautiful home to the Kappas for that evening which in itself is sufficient to assure a delightful time to the young people who attend the party. The Kappas will spare no trouble to make the party as elaborate and successful as any heretofore given by them. The Kappa Party. Shane, the artistic photographer, whose gallery is at 615 Massachusetts street, wants to see you on business. If You Want a First-Class Silk Umbrella get the "University." Sold Only at WEAVER'S.