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Boating will soon be in order.
Get your orations ready for the contest Freshys.
Contest.
The Lotus Glee club had a full house last night.
Miss Russell entertained last Thursday evening.
Prof. Williston lectured at Wichita last Friday night.
Hiawatha wants a University extension course started there.
A very interesting meeting was held Friday by the seminary.
Prof. Templin did not meet his glasses on Monday and Tuesday.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 1, 1892
The Glee Club start on their our tomorrow. Success to you, boys.
Work on the athletic field has been delayed on account of bad weather.
John Rush was defeated by a small majority for councilman in the third ward.
All orations must be handed in to the executive committee by April 22.
The wind was blowing at the rate of 72 miles a minute last Saturday fornoon.
Miss Churchill gave a card party to a few of her friends last Saturday evening.
"Man formerly had four feet but he decided to deal the cards with two of them."
Soon the spring orator will be heard crying aloud as one lost in the wilderness.
Prof. Blackmar met his University extension class in Topeka Thursday night.
The first edition of the wheat pest bulletin has run out and still there is a demand for the valuable little book.
Prof. Snow has received several requests from Texas for deceased clutch bugs but as yet none from Kansas.
There are 16,000 volumes at present in the University library, 1,500 of which have been placed upon the shelves this school year.
Prof. Templin is taking notes on hypnotism from his personal observations of the subject when in the hypnotic state. At some future date he intends to publish the same in book form.
Miss Edith Haskell received slight injuries in the explosion at the chemistry building last week which has kept her from school for a few days.
Moot Senate did not meet last night.
J. II, La Motte, a Sigma Nu, won the state oratorical contest of Missouri held at St. Louis a few days ago.
SUBSCRIPTION, $1 PERYEAK,
Ex President Grover Cleveland was initiated a few days ago into the Sigma Chi fraternity. Now ye Phi Deltas, come off your high perch. Don't talk about your "only" Harrison any more.
Prof. Kelley of the State Normal has sent the University a very rare specimen of duck called the Surf Scoter. It is the only one of its kind that has ever been seen in Kansas, and Prof. Kelley thought it ought to belong to K. S. U.
The question, "how large does the moon appear to you" was asked of various members of the Psychology class last week. The answer given was "To me it appears about as large as a $10 gold piece" while others said it appeared about twenty feet in diameter to them.
Pamphlets showing the proposed arrangement of the Kansas educational exhibit at the world's fair, and the rules governing the preparation of the school work for the exhibit have been mailed to every school and college in the state. Some 12,000 copies are going to be sent out.
Prof. Blake lectured last Thursday evening in Kansas City. His subject was "Electric generators and Motors." The professor's audience is constantly growing both in size and interest. In fact so much so that he has been compelled to move into a larger room than the one first occupied.
Olin Bell's line of Musical Instruments and supplies is strickly first class in every particular.
It is hard to find a school that gives a better collegiate course than K. S. U. But if you contemplate goong elsewhere to take a special course, read the advertisement of Columbia College in this issue.
A cooperative club consisting of a number of University professors and their wives, as well as some professors without wives, started its tumoil of existence last Monday evening. If there is any relation between a "square meal" and a good temper and if the "hash" set up at this club resembles very closely that which is placed upon the table of a certain club of which the writer has some acquaintance then woe be unto the students under said professors unless the professors have the patience of a Job.
Everything required by the School of Music can be had at Olin Bell's.
PERSONALS.
Schotte is seriously ill.
Miss Sororsis is visiting in the city.
Miss Blaker will spend vacation at home.
Miss Hand has quit school for this term.
R. D. Brown's father-in-law visited him Sunday.
Vanbrunt will spend his vacation in Kansas City.
Miss Nellie Morris will visit friends in Topeka during the holidays.
Miss Anna Wilder is going to spend vacation with her sister in Kansas City.
Maud Smelser was unable to meet her classes the last of the week on account of sickness.
Pi Beta Phi Nee L. C. Sorosis
This is a week of festivities for Kansas Alpha of Pi Beta Phi being the 25th anniversary of that fraternity as well as the meeting of their national convention. The Pi Beta Phi fraternity, or as it was first called, the I. C. Sorosis, was founded at Monmouth, Ill., in April,1867. Since then it has been very prosperous and has become one of the leading college fraternities in America. At present their chapters number about thirty-five and are in the best institutions of the east and west. Kansas Alpha was given its charter in April,1873 and has kept pace with the rapid progress of the fraternity at large, being now, second to no other chapter. The program of the week is as follows: On Monday an informal reception was held for the visitors and delegates. Tuesday night, initiation; this afternoon, Wednesday, a formal, reception at the home of Miss Tis-ale will be given to the University ladies outside the Pi Beta fraternity; Thursday night, the banquet and effort of the week. Of course the business of the convention will be done at odd moments
Succomed.
Martin Vamburen Rice a fraternity man! Who would have thought it! For the last six years he has been imbued with the most intense hatred against secret societies and at last sees the error of his way and joins the Sigma Xi. What a farce and a satire! Even his mother has used the columns of our city, college and other newspapers to disclose the rottenness of secret societies and now regardless of all this allows her son to become a "frat" man! Vanity! vanity! vanity! Confess Martin, were'ent you and your mother just "foolin'" with the "frats"?
Buy your Baseball of Smith.
Field Day
No definite arrangements have yet been made for a "field day," but unquestionably one will be held at an early date in May. If the athletic association does not take hold of it, and they should, a committee of students will and can look after it properly, as it should. The Courier is in favor of a "field dap."
Unity Club Prizes.
There is no need of turning to the almanac to see if it's time to have the annual fever. It's here and only Raymond's Bark and Iron will throw off the load. A few doses will make hill climbing much easier.
At the meeting Friday evening a free lunch was indulged in thanks to Prof. Stimpson's lecture which treated of paper, its manufacture and its modern application, one application being the paper oven and to prove its efficiency he cooked a pan of beans.
Science Club.
Some of the books ordered by the Club for prizes have been received. The editors are the very best published, and this is an excellent opportunity to secure books that will always be useful and ornamental in a library. The vacation will afford a good chance to do the literary work necessary to win one of the prizes.
In another column will be found a digest of an article read at the Science club last Friday night by Mr. Morse. The Courier would like also to give a small account of another very interesting paper read by Prof. T.E. Stimpson but space will not permit. While the attendance at the Science club is considerable yet the papers read there are deserving of a larger audience. K. U. has her Seminary and her Moot Senate both of which are doing good work and helping the students but there is as much profit to be gained by attending the Science club which holds its meetings on Friday night and the sooner the students of scientific tendencies investigates this the better. All are invited to attend and once the student goes to one meeting he will unquestionably attend regularly afterward.
Students during the vacation should take the great spring medicine, Grandma's Wonder Tea which gives life, health and vigor to the body and restores the color to the complexion.
About April 1st Olin Bell's spring stock of Mandylins, Guitars and Banjos will be complete. It will be a fine array from which all can make satisfactory selections.
No.28.
Hypnotism.
Base Ball.
Some of the University professors were experimenting on a few of the boys Saturday afternoon while hypnotised. One fellow was fed asafetida and told that it was peanuts. It liked him well and he asked for more. Another was brought into contact with a fluid resembling H S gas in its smelling qualities and told it was perfume, and he thought upon close scrutiny and a careful investigation that it was a very fine grade. Now boys, why not turn the tables and experiment also? Of course you would not be refused. Did you ever think about that?
From the present outlook it would seem that none but amature games will be played this spring unless the weather becomes such as to allow practice. The manager informs the Courier that there have been over 20 applications made for admittance to the regular nine. K. U. is peculiarly fortunate this year for good material and if the boys can only get out and twirl the ball upon the diamond we will have a better nine then heretofore. This is necessary if we expect to win the pennant. Baker is going to have a better nine this year than last if reports are true and they are practising as much as possible. Washburn also is going to have a good nine and it is whispered that she has got a few recruits from outside the college ranks. Let us play ball if we have to rent the old skating rink.
To Hear Prof. R. C. Jebb
The penult must beours regardless of Wasburn's Topeka ball players or Bakers nine. Play ball.
Prof. Wilcox and wife went east last Friday afternoon to Baltimore to be gone over two weeks. The main object of the professor's visit is to avail himself of the unusual opportunity of listening to a course of eight lectures in Johns Hopkins University at Baltimore on Greek Poetry by Prof. R. C. Jebb of Cambridge University, Eng. This is the second course of lectures on this foundation which has been recently established. Prof. Jebb is a most brilliant writer and careful student of Greek subjects to today and his coming to America is one of the events of the year to students of Greek in this country.
Prof. Witeox shows commendable appreciation of the value of this course of lectures to be willing to travel half across the continent for them. He has made provision for the continuance of the work of his classes during his absence.
Base ball guides will be out at Smith's April 1st.
Grand Special Sale of DRESS GOODS for Easter this week at
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