You will need a Spring Suit. $15 paid Geo. Hollingbury will insure Satisfaction. LECTURES. writer that every students pass on a much more college education love. One many science. This is a course, be be much more series of better to that use. A studies more and attend and profitable be presents department general assets included in of a University labor has under- s. Lecures of bollateral read- ence books,whis- general college make an excellent and include man- ges to learn fa- cost of much does not know ought to be for this, advance e a student un- up every lin- understand one of wha ably broader, he University edu- ply a knowledge. Shall we, as due to get less as a body than extension course course of forty given each year be excused from work. Surely be of far more erm's work and en for any one D. w has asserted forth walk about of class spirit is moved over to oracle suggest that it would some hard feel no colleges. The true but we little scrine out in a most the collegiateize that each S. U. and has of its own parwill be no great The laws have en" and have ares in a body if Green may be to red but aca-cors it is a com-red. The laws a fight nor are avaded by an to become pu-fair is a mere spirit and shows he hill is what it versity. Catalogue A Drama in Three Acts. ACT. I. SCENE I. Law, (sending through the telephone a challenge to the "U" students) Oh! most noble students of K. S. U. we dare you to assert your manhood and tear from the lapel of our coat the emblematic green.) Collegiate (at the other end of the telephone) - - - - - - peace," but there is no peace. The Laws have met their superiors both in strength and brains but not in numbers. At last, tired out, and bereft of their colors, (which the students had taken from them in the struggle, however.) a part of the Laws give up. Their hats are given them and the curtain falls.) Law, (singing): SORNE2. (The laws take possession of the University and make Rome howl with their noise,) We are the people from "auld Irish sod," And will fight for our colors green, Then fear you our anger and Irish blood, Lest we mellow your faces and honor our "dean." For we are the people we're cracked up to be. And will will fight till we drain the last drop of our blood; Our ancestors (bold) we'll all emulate And dare you collegiates to stem the great flood. (They go to Snow hall to listen to a lecture and hang up their hats outside.) SCENE 2. (Students crawl from their hiding places but looking very pale, yet determined.) 1st Collegiate: This outrage must be avenged. 2nd C. : By all means. 2nd C: By all means. ACT III. 1st C: Let us proclaim to our fellow students the import of this outrage as we have interpreted it and arouse their young blood. SCENE 1. (Three students go to Snow Hall and relieve the intruders of their hats, which hang outside the lecture room, carrying them up a few flights of stairs in the main building.) Ist C; I say fellow students let us demand the colors which these clod hoppers wears before we give up their hats. Collegiates, (In a chorus.): Aye, aye! SCENE 2. (In Snow Hall. The "greenies" discover that they have ran against a snag and their hair stands on end.) 1st Law: On to the University. Laws (in chorus): Aye, aye! SCENE 4. (In the main building, The students bar the passage up stairs at the second floor. The Laws enter the building.) Collegiate: Give up your colors and take your hats, or keep your colors and we'll keep your hats. Laws (in a chorus): Never. SCENE 5. (The offenders and defenders meet face to face, there is a clash, and the struggle is on. Onward the stragging Laws come with faces flushed (which bespeak their guilt) and arms bared. From the seething and struggling mass, one student is shot upward in the air, he falls within the banasters and rolls down the stairs. Still the struggle continues, and from afar off a voice is heard saying, "Peace, Our Glee Club. The Glee club and Mandolin club will begin their tour the 31st of this month. The boys have been practising faithfully and no doubt will give satisfaction at each entertainment. Both clubs include the best material in the University and some of the members have already gained a local reputation for themselves which bespeaks a great deal when looked at from a students critical standpoint. Rush is business manager, Prof. Penny director and Prof. Saunders has the Mandolin club under his special care. The first entertainment will be given at Topeka and afterwards in the following order: Manhattan, Junction City, Abilene, Salina, MePherson; Peabody, Hutchison and Newton. The club has been well advertised by Manager Rush. The COURIER wishes them success and no doubt if the people appreciate worth they will meet with it. The boys will be gone nine days. Dan Crew will go along as a special artist. Unity Club's Prize Essay. The following prizes are offered by Unity club for the three best essays on the subject "What is the source of the ever fresh interest in "She Stoops to Conquer," open to students of the University and members of the High School. FIRST PRIZE—The new library edition of Goldsmith's works in four volumes, by P. Cunningham, elegantly bound in half calf, (Price $17). SECOND PRIZE—The beautiful Temple Edition of Goldsmith's Plays and Poems in two volumes, with etchings, richly bound in half Morroco. (Price $6.00.) THIRD PRIZE—Great writer series, Life of Goldsmith by Austin Dobson in one volume, special binding, half Morroco. (Price $3.00.) CONDITIONS:—Essays to be written on theme paper, one side only, and not to exceed 2000 words. Essays to be numbered and accompanied by scaled envelopes containing name of writer and number, to be handed to Mr. Alfred Whitman not later than April 16, 1892. Essays will be submitted to a committee of three competent critics. Social Sunbeams and Lights of Society. The Pi Phis will use the Phi Delt hall for their meeting. The Thetas expect to make their coming party the grandest affair of the year. The Kappas are going to give their spring party early this year. Ed Russell gave a dance for the benefit of his many lady friends last Saturday evening. Pi Phi invitations are out. Bullene, How to be beautiful—Mrs. Ger vaise Graham's Elder Flower Cream and a full line of her preparations are kept at Barber Bro's Drug Store. New Styles of Harwood Guitars and Mandolins just received at Fluke's. Moore, Emery & Co. KANSAS CITY. 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