v Suit. R BROS, MAKER S FURNISHERS, NCE, KAN city will do well by as in New York and London. It also benefits by jacquies and goods. You can see this SOM SUSAN LAUREN and Low Priests or and Deliver home 67 LL in the Cit orders. 43 ilors examine our Wear UNIVERSITY COURIER. Referenc Call and see us IN ING." reet. ace, New York softer than elec deal't hasn't bead' our new it straches ir rchoice of over 100 SUBSCRIPTION, $1 PERYEAK, TER." PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. X. GIDDY FLINGS. Grabbed at Odd Moments and Hurled Down the Hill. Spring poems on ice. Call and get one. The COURIER is the official organ of the senate. The quiz in logic last Monday was a very severe one. The Thetus are going to have a group picture taken soon. The physical laboratory presents avery neat appearance since Mr. Rice took charge of it. J. H. Canfield will read a paper before the Seminary this afternoon. The Ladies Glee club is the next attraction offered by our lecture bureau. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. Chancellor Canfield will be banqueted this evening by those students who formerly took work under him. The ladies of the Pi Phi fraternity had a group picture taken last Saturday at Willis'. Prof. Williston and twelve of his students made an excursion to Blue Mound last Saturday to hunt specimens. The literary societies have been very fortunate in making arrangements with Mr. Horace Scudder of the Atlanta Monthly to address them during commencement week. The Natural History department is in receipt of a bill from Germany for apparatus to be used in bacteriology. The University is being "wired" preparatory to the introduction of electric lights. This will be a great improvement and will not only benefit but will save the University nearly $600 annually. It is not customary for the seniors to lore their dignity but to a person up a tree, to use a time worn phrase, it would seem that they did so at a recent class meeting. In place of making their exit through the doorway as is customary, they introduced an innovation and climbed out of the windows—because(?) At a recent meeting of the faculty in a discussion about excursions to Kansas City, it was decided to discourage them in the future. This disposition on the part of the faculty is to be applauded since a few of the students will persist in disgracing themselves and consequently the U., but the Courier questions its effectiveness. A sidewalk between the main building and the chemistry building is the latest improvement. Now build one from the University to the engine house and another very necessary improvement will have been made. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 18, $ 1892^{7} $ The Glee club and also the Mandolin club had their pictures taken Monday. Canfield will speak this evening at the University on the "Rise and Growth of Individualism." Prof. Williston will deliver a lecture before the Pharmanceal society this afternoon at 3 o'clock. Olin Clark a former student of K. S. U, but now of the Kansas City Medical college, visited his sister Tuesday. R. D. Brown, our very dignified senior took in the show last Monday evening. He says the scenery is great in the neighborhood of the stars. Prof. Miller will finish his course of lectures at Wichita the coming week and then Prof. Williston will begin a course of lectures in geology. If anyone desires to see Egyptian hieroglyphics they can have their curiosity satisfied by looking on the surface of the tables in Prof. Blackmar's room. Prof. Dyche and O. P. Davis went hunting Saturday. The only game they killed was an unoffending mouse which the professor scared out of a corn shock. J. H Clark, a former student of K. S. U. and principal of the Minneapolis High school, will read a paper before the seminary this afternoon. Subject, the "Aryans." WANTED—A "Spring Poet" who is competent to write at least one good poem a week for publication in the Courier. The editor will hold an examination of applicants next Tuesday at 11 o'clock a.m.at his office. There are about 200 persons attending Prof. Miller's course at Wichita who are classified as follows: 5 per cent lawyers, 2 per cent physicians, 2 per cent ministers of the gospel, 14 per cent teachers, 24 per cent students, 12 per cent business men, 3 per cent artisans, 2 per cent editors, 36 per cent unclassified. The class in Mammalian anatomy under Miss Crotty is pursuing a very satisfactory and instructive study of the brain and its functions. Three different text books are being used, which gives the student very extensive information. The work is done very satisfactorily, and to make it even more complete the brain itself (not a human one however) is dissected and studied. Students who anticipate studying psychology, especially in its higher branches, should not fail to include this branch of science in their course which is so absolutely essential to a clear understanding of psychological phenomena. Sherman went home Sunday. PERSONALS. Miss Blaker returned from Baldwin Monday. Adams is becoming quite a society boy. Miss Edith Grubb was on Mount Oread Monday. Kellogg's father visited him the first of the week. Claud Kelsey was sick last Friday and Saturday. J. H. Canfield will address the Seminary this p. m. Babbitt made a short trip to K C. returning Sunday evening. Geo. Cook, a pledged Beta visited friends in Lawrence Sunday. Miss Hand was compelled to go home to have her eyes treated. Earl Smith of Kansas City paid his fraternity brether a visit Sunday and also a few others. Bonebrake said that he had a splendid time Sunday evening in Topeka. Bud Drought of Kansas City a personal friend of Alden's spent the first of the week in Lawrence. Miss Inez Henshaw went home last Friday to, spend her "birth day," She returned Sunday evening. Miss Joseph Russell a cousin of Nellie Morris will enter the University next term. She is taking a course in language now at the high school. Irving Morse who has been working in the sugar mills twenty miles from the city of New Orleans is taking a special course in chemistry. He is a graduate of the class of '91 and is a Phi Delt. ALUMNI NOTES. Chas. B. Spencer has accepted a position in a drug store in Leadville, Colorado. C. F. Scott will probably be the next state senator from his district. Dice McLaren, formerly director of the government experiment station in Wyoming, has accepted a position on the editorial staff of the American Agriculturist which is published in New York City. E. C. Little was elected president of the state league of republican clubs recently. The Scientific Bulletin a quarterly magazine will soon make its debut. This periodical will be solely for the publication of independent work done by the professor's and students. Prof. Williston has been striving for two years to get a donation for the publication and was finally successful, W. S. Snow, E. C. Case and Prof. Williston will each have articles in the first number. SOCIETY NOTES. The Thetas have already began preparations for their party to be given on the sixth of May. The question of "late hours" at parties is now being considered by the ladies of their respective fraternities. At a meeting called a few days ago nothing definite was done. It wes decided however to hold a "grubb" in the near future to give the question due attention. In the mean time, though gray matter is being expended profusely upon this momentous subject and no doubt when the "grub" is had much evidence, pro and con will be delivered. The Pt Phi convention will be held in Lawrence during the spring vacation. There will probably be about fifty delegates in all, including officers. The ladies of the city chapter intend to give the visiting sisters a grand reception. At the banquet to be given in their honor there will probably be over two hundred present. Dancing is going to be relegated to oblivion and in its place "toasts" are to be introduced. Quite an innovation, but unquestionably a sensible one. The gentlemen of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity entertained their lady friends last Friday evening in their hall above the Journal office. The usual good time enjoyed at their entertainment is reported by all present. Dancing was kept up until a late hour. Those present were Misses Humphrey, Hulme, Hawkins, Ida Smith, Lucinda Smith, Rushmer, Hays, Riggs, Edith Haskell, Berry, Grubb, Snow, Jennie Sutliff, Adelia Humphrey, and Helen Sutliff, Messrs Cook, James McCall, Lyon, Tracy Learnard, Playter, Thrasher, Miller, Schall, Meyers, Porter, Profs. Kellogg, and Franklin. Mirth Seasoned with Thought. Time alone is impartial. Beauty is the creation of love, therefore relative. Oh! What a painful sight to see a shoemaker breaking his last. Time alone is impartial. An epitome of all forms of government—man. A little girl described a snake as "a thing that's tail all the way up to its head." A Chinese maxim—Life is a jour ney and death a return home. Nothing calms more than practical life, nothing exalts more than the theoretic. Adam and Eve are the only ones who could not boast of their boyhood and girlhood. The spring mud makes a demand for Whisk Brooms, Clothes Brushes and Shiners, get them at Raymond's. No. 26. LEGAL BRIEFS McCamish is back. Sharpe has left school. Myers won't let anybody "hoo- doo" him. E. L. Ackley, '89, was in the city Monday. Hamer has joined the crowd of smooth faced men. Kent Club and Legal fraternity hold their monthly elections, this week. The seniors have commenced the study of statutory law under Prof. Green. Winzer introduced the Free Silver bill that is before the moot senate. The senior class held a meeting or the transaction of important business. Bean, Byrns, Hawer and Roberts were admitted to the most senate it its last meeting. Winzer and Crawford had quite a heated discussion of the Free Silver question Tuesday morning. McKinley and Locke argued against Homer and Kirk in junior moot court this week. One of the juniors caused considerable amusement by confusing the meaning of some Latin terms he used. Veach was engaged last week in compiling a list of the "six footers" in the junior class. In senior moot court Tuesday Bean and Bessey appeared for the plaintiff and Jones and Hamilton for the defense. Hum, Dum, Dum, The M, U, junior laws will yoll as follows: Di, Dum, Dee, M U Mules Next Thursday, March 24th, '92, you will laugh. Mules. '93. Amusements. "A large and appreciative audience witnessed the performance of Little Trixie at the Grand opera house, Saturday night, and were rewarded by a fine performance and plenty of fun. May Smith Robbins, who takes the leading character, that of Trixie, became an immediate favorite, and her dancing and rendition of the Irish dialect took immensely. Mr. Fred Robbins as 'Winterpippin' was very amusing and his painting of a landscape scene in two minutes was vigorously applauded. The company is a capable one, and is sure to draw well during its stay here."=Atlantic City (N. F.) Review. Buy your Sunday paper of Smith. Buy your Baseball of Smith. Thompson's Glove Fitting, and Twenty Other Popular Makes at WEAVER'S.