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Chemistry Notes.
The class in Qualitative Analysis has just begun the analysis of u known substances.
Mr. L. T. Smith, a graduate chemistry, goes to Cuba after Jan 1, to work in a sugar laboratory. The next lecture in the cour "The Chemistry of Everyday Life at Olathe, will be given Jan. 8.
The chemical department has received a large lot of apparatus and affine chemicals from Germany. The list included many special pieces of apparatus, and lot of aniline color purchased by Mr. Franklin whi in Germany.
Mr. E. C. McClung, who is sugar chemist on a plantation in Louisiana, writes that he will return soon after Christmas. He has been kept very busy making analyses of the product from several mills.
Prof. Bailey expects to make trip east during the holidays, visiting Washington, New York an New England; also the University of Pennsylvania and Yale University.
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HOW THE BROWNIES PLAYED FOOT BALL.
The other night the Brownie crew
Played foot ball and I get a view;
The thing is strange, I know—but true.
I came home late across the park;
The moon was full, it was not dark!
And as I passed the fountain, bark!
A sound of scurrying footsteps came,
I thought a shrill voice called my name:
"Please would I referee the game?
Right from my feet it seemed to rise;
I looked around in dared surprise;
I hardly could believe my eyes!
There in the dead grass I could see,
Scarce coming half way to my knee,
A fairy folk, bizarre and wee.
The moon was full; I saw them stand
In groups around on either hand.
The ball was given to Tweedledee.
And then the others rushed in vain,
And tried the V with night and main,
They could not make a steady gain.
They wedge and point and rush were tried
With little gain to either side;
Fruitlessly every trick was piled.
Fast and more furious waved the fray.
The moon was full; and I saw each play
As well as though it had been day.
Harder each down the throws became;
Ers they were quarter through the game
The Brownies all were going lame.
And higher still their anger rose
Until at last they came to blows;
Each end-rush slugged the other's nose.
Then what each end-rush had just done
Did after each mother's son.
And knew them for the Brownie band.
A score or more in uniform
Were showing off their foot ball "form.",
Running and kicking to keep warm.
It was the "leven of Tweelledee
Had challenged Tweedleedum, you see,
And songt an outside referee.
We went to Massachusetts street
Where grounds were laid out trim and neat.
In length just twenty-seven feet.
"Twas Tweedleedum first had the ball,
And how they rushed it, one and all,
From center rush to full-back tall;
They bucked the center off and hard;
They broke the line 'twixt tackle and guard,
And sent their half-back through a yard.
Then on four dows successively
They failed to gain their one foot three,
They slugged each other every one.
Whereout the ampire seized the ball.
And, blowing loud his whistle call,
Promptly disqualified them all.
And thereupon I came away;
For why, I wonder, should I stay
When not a man was left to play?
I slipped away and made no sound,
But at the corner I turned round
And looked back at the foot ball ground:
I saw the Brownies, friends and foes,
Standing in two long, column rows,
Each tying up another's nose.
Then I came home and wrote this out
To prove how it all came about;
If anyone should dare to doubt,
I'll take him to the very spot.
I saw it clearly. Doubt it? What?
The moon was full—but I was not.
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