2 For Strictly First-Class Merchant Tailoring go to Geo. Hollingbery, 841 Mass. Street: XI "FEARLESS FRED." Another Newsy Letter From Fred Funston. PARAMONT POSTOFFICE } March 18, 1891. DEAR ------------I've made the trip. I am trooly grate. Listen to my narrative of how a Brave Man suffered. Left Ash Meadows (name for a small spot somewhere in the desert) Friday, March 13 and that night reached the edge of Death Valley, forty-eight miles. The next day I played the trombone. Against all common sense and reason, I tried to reach Pasamint by going around the north end of the Pasamint Range, a mountainous desert without water or trails. This was on Saturday. I rode hard all day, passing around the north end of Death Valley and around the end of the Range. When night came I found that I was in a country of which I could make neither head nor tail and couldn't tell where in the desert I was, except that I had half a gallon of water left and was forty miles from the nearest water at Furnace Creek. (The explorer is a little incoherent here, but he is evidently excusable.) Lay down and went to sleep. Coyotes sat around me and howled all night. Got up at six the next morning and saw that if I did not take a back track, was a goner. Horse was so weak from hunger and thirst that it could not carry me, had not had a drop or a mouthful since the morning before. I started back over that stony mesa leading the horse. The sun was awfully hot, water gave out, and I suffered tortures that day and the following night. It would take too long to write it, but to make a long story short my thinker got all bejiggered. Before I knew it Iwas looney, but I tried to keep my mind off it, and kept pounding the mesa. The horse could barely walk. From 6 a. m. Sunday to 3:30 a. m. Monday I did not stop ten minutes all told, then lost my way and waited for daylight two hours and at 7 a. m. reached Furnace Creek. I had not eaten a bite from Saturday night till Monday morning and was nearly as long without water. I had grab but was so thirsty I could not eat. The pony had not had a drop of water or a mouthful of food from Saturday morning until Monday morning Older Dayton, took me in, filled me full of Chili sauce and some other hot stuff. I rested and ate and drank all day very assiduously, and the next Tuesday borrowed another horse from Dayton and today reached Paramont by leaving my horse in charge of some Shoshones and coming over snow on foot. Start back for Ash Meadows tomorrow. By the time I get back shall have been out eight days. I'll get a horned toad this trip, or I resign my position as United States explorer and Scientist. Oh, this is glorious! Come out and spend Arbor Day. Bring an arbor along, and we will sit under it and Enjoy the Air. Yours Exploringly, LOCAL NOTICES. Smith's News Depot for all kinds of sporting goods. Send to Glick, Kansas City, if you want any law books. B. Glick has the largest stock of second-hand law books in the south-west. B. Glick pays the highest cash price for all standard books now in use. The April Magazines are full of interesting reading. Smith's News Depot. Perfumery that lasts, like the habit of raining in this section, at Raymond's. See Dolly Graeber about boats for regular rowing, it is the best exercise you can take. "Pull for the shore, boatman, pull for the shore" but first see Dolly Graeber and get a good boat. Spring has come at last and now we can all go rowing by calling on Dolly, down by the river. For all kinds of new and second hand books send to B. Glick, 585 Main street, Kansas City, Mo. Mrs. Eva L. Savage has enjoyed an unprecedented trade in Millinery this spring. Her goods are stylish, her stock is complete, and the latest fashions and ideas are studied. This is the reason. RAILWAY RUMBLES The refrigerator cars used in dressed beet shipments cost from $750 to $850 each. Four monster locomotives, probably the heaviest in the world, have been built for the St. Clair Tunnel company by the Baldwin Locomotive works. The Pennsylvania company is doing away with all unnecessary telephones to reduce expense. A saving of $15,000 a year will be accomplished in this way. China up to 1875 had never possessed a single railway track. In 1875 the first line had in that country was along a strip of land with a length between Shanghai and Woosung. The United States government pays the railroad companies from $21,000,000 to $24,000,000 per year for the transportation of goods and services at the cost for the present year is $23,050,000. Aline of steamers between Baltimore and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to be known as the Maryland line, has been put in service in 1834. It is one of which operates over the Baltimore and Ohio. The majority of men controlling the traffic and operating departments of American railways are under forty years of age. There are sixty-three presidents of systems, with over 500 miles of road, under forty-five. In a European museum there is a very rare clock lamp in which the passage of time is shown by the lowering of the oil in graduated glass reservoir as the lamp burns. The new Merchants' Bridge Terminal Railroad company has decided to erect a magnificent depot in St. Louis, to cost not less than $500,000, and to make other improvements amounting to about $15,000,000 more. the Pennsylvania annual report shows that the Pennsylvania system includes 120 corporations and 7,915 miles of railroad and canal. The gross earnings for 1800 were $133,521,622; expenses, $92,003,364 and net earnings, $41,518,297. Chinese doctors mark off the intervals at which medicine is to be taken by bending an incense stick, lighting it and telling the fireman that the medicine when the fire reaches the bend. In the story of "Hans Brinker; or, The Silver Skates," the pipe smoking skipper of an iceboat was asked how long it would take to go to some town, and repiled, "Two pipes and one-half." CURIOUS TIMEKEEPERS. A queer clock is a cocoanut shell, pierced with a small hole. This is floated on water and sinks in a stated time, perhaps an hour. This is used by the Malays. In India a copper bowl takes the place of the cocoanut. IT is better to be a few minutes early than to be one moment too late. Kaw River Studio. It takes TIME to finish photos in a first-class manner, and students wishing their photos in time to distribute among their friends before commencement should leave their orders with MORRIS at once. They will cost no more now than after the rush commences, and you run no risk in getting them on time. Don't fail to see the NEW PROCESS. The most brilliant photo ever produced on exhibition at the Kaw River Studio. J. L. MORRIS, Photo Artist 829 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery, OF ALL KINDS. Klock's Restaurant. The Students' Boarding Place. { Board per Week $3.00 } { Meal Tickets... 3.50 } Oysters in all Styles 820 Mass. Street. BOOTS AND SHOES MADE AND REPAIRED BY J. F.WIEDEMANN Second Door East of Poehler's. WILLIS. DaLee's Photograph Gallery, South Tennessee St FIRST-CLASS WORK DONE. BARBER- SHOP. Finest Shop! Best Location in the City. Bath Rooms Adjoining Shop. Eldridge : House : Block. J. W, WINSLOW. Bath Rooms Adjoining Shop. -1N- GEO. FLINN, MAKER OF Boots and Shoes Repaired at Lowest Prices ON SHORT NOTICE. FINE BOOTS AND SHOES, JOHN SULLIVAN, 1st Docr West of Leis' Drug Store, Henry St. AttorneyatLaw Rooms 1026 and 1027 New York Life Building, North and Delaware streets, Kansas City, Mo. Telephone: (516) 843-9191 AT THE 32. W, B and Wonderful, Particles Free. H.Hallett & Co., Box 880 Portland, Maine Massachusetts : Shoe : Store FOR BARGAINS. $14,000WorthStill Left To be Sold at One-Half Price. All Univesity Text Books in Stock! Dictionaries in English, German, French, Greek and Latin Any Book not on Hand ordered on Short Notice. All University Supplies Kept in Stock. J. S. CREW & CO. A Few Pointers' Are you thinking of taking a trip? If so Come down to the depot And let's talk it over. It makes no difference In what direction You want to go, The Santa Fe depot Is the best starting point. The ticket agent's education Comprises the 3 R's: Routes, Rates and Reserva- tions. What we don't know We will try to find out. In the spring time, Gentle Annie, There will be some students' excursions To play foot ball And other things. The Santa Fe route Can handle such business In right elegant shape. Come and see us. And get best rates. GEO. C, BAILEY, Agent. N. H. GOSLINE, Fancy Staple Groceries Students' Trade a Specialty. 803 Mass. Street, Lawrence, Kansas BEAL & GODDING, Livery, Hack, Boarding & Sale Stable. We make a specialty of boarding horses. TELEPHONE 139. Opposite Lawrence House. E. WRIGHT. DENTIST Office and Residence 893 Vermont Street. Office Hours - 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. LAWRENCE, KANSAS. WM. WIEDEMANN HAS OPENED BIS Oyster ::- Parlor For the Season, and makes a Specialty of Manufacturing ICE CREAM -AND- FINE CONFECTIONERY. Parties Supplied on Short Notice Millinery : Parlors —OF— ORME & ENGLE. All the latest styles in Spring and Summer Millinery. Students' trade a specialty. No. S37 Massachusetts Street, Next to Mason's Store Street. Next to Mason's Shoe Store. Meat Market. Fresh and Salt Meats always on Hand. Special Rates to Club Stewarts. CHAS. HESS, 937 Massachusetts Street. MOAK BROTHERS, Billiard : Parlors, Choice Tobacco and Cigars, No. 774 Massachusetts Street. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. . OVER! WOODWARD'S DRUG STORE Last Week's Sale came before we pack up. Great Reduction in Prices. 933 Mass. Street.A.M. Smith.