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The Science Club.—"It."
It was conceded even by the oldest inhabitant of the Science club that the "It" of last Friday exceeded in fun and frolic any revious festivities held. Of course only the barest outline can be given of the proceedings, for it would be useless to those who did not attend, and superfluous for those who did, besides the annual banquet differs from all the other meetings of the club in being as secret as an executive session.
After a sumptous repast some of Uncle Joe's cider was brought on, together with candy and peanuts, followed by chestnuts, according to the program. The program was interspersed with music by the Science club quartette, the club in general, and any members that happened to think of it. Many exercises were introduced also by those not down on the bill, as the spirit moved them.
The banquet was held in the new basement room of the Chemistry building, where the soup and other things necessary were prepared in the adjoining laboratory. The walls of the room were adorned with many appropriate mottoes and notices, such as "Keine Diptera sur us," "Cryptogamous concretion never grows on mineralogical fragments that decline repose," "Try Sayre's Loco Tonic," "Take Dr. Willston's Aunty-phat," "No smoking aloud," "Yes, Indeed! Yes, Indeed," etc.
Prof. Marvin led off with a paper on "An Old Mill," a comprehensive historical survey extending to the millenium. He was followed by Mr. Mayer on the "E. M. F. of a Tin Horn." Mr. Eames then gave a voluntary on the cornet, closing with an involuntary on the same instrument. After this Mr. Slosson succeeded in quieting the audience by a select reading entitled "Schleroma."
An interesting feature of the evening was the reading of letters from ex-members, or rather non-resident members, from Philadelphia to Oregon. The retiring address of the Science club liar, Mr. B.W. Woodward, was next on the program, and if it had not been for his positive refusal he would undoubtedly have been re-elected to the office by acclamation.
Prof. Templin followed with "A New Theory of Hypnotism." This was an original theory, but it was completely demonstrated by experiments. All the phenomena of hypercathesia, catalepsy and clairvoyance were exhibited, and finally, the subject being told that he was a dynamo, a genuine electric shock was sent around the circle, and sparks drawn from his nose.
Mr. Caldwell read some recent criticisms on the "Fogono Hornophone," and Mr. Newson demonstrated the "Calculus of Personal Equotions."
Prof. Sayre then gave "A Poem on the Hill," and Prof. Dyche told a true story of his adventures in the north, well illustrated by some dried Moose meat, which was as
tenacious and hard to swallow as the story.
A new detective camera was exhibited by Case and Kellogg. It is called "The Psycho-physiology-clairvoyantigraph," and not only gives a picture but also analysis of character and prophecy of the future. The machine is simple in construction, perfectly noiseless, and as easily concealed as any other detective camera. Unfortunately the last experiment tried was a complete failure. It could, however, not properly be called the fault of the instrument.
Prof. Blake closed the regular program with an account of his experience when he was guyed through the University. This narrative gained him the office of Club Prevaricator for the ensuing year. After a few miscellaneous exercises, the club adjourned at an early hour.
LEGAL NOTES.
KENT CLUB, FEB. 6,'91.
Roll call, answer with quotations.
Select Reading, Foster.
Current News, Riley.
Quotations and Their Use,
Walker.
Biographical Sketch of Gladstone, Glenn.
Recent Decisions, Mack.
Recitation, Hon. Graham.
Debate: Resolved, That absolute divorce should be granted by deed of separation. Affirmative—Stillwell and Blume; negative—Starkey and Webster.
A mass meeting of students was addressed by Professor Fulton of Kansas City at 12 o'clock Wednesday. Professor Fulton is endeavoring to organize classes in elocution in the University. It is to be hoped that by next year the board of regents will have added an elocution teacher to the faculty. A term under Profesfor Fulton will count for both Freshman and Sophomore Elocution.
Hon. James Humphrey, state labor commissioner, will address the seminary this afternoon at 4 o'clock. His subject will be "Discriminations in Railroad Rates," and is a subject that will be of value to all interested in the transportation and labor problems. This session of the seminary is open to all and the students are cordially invited to be present.
Professor Templin's logic class recites in the English room, being too large for the professor's own room.
$5.00 Reward offered for the most appropriate name for a man who will step on your corns and then not apologize and offer you a package of Raymond's Padded Corn Cure.
Mr. Reynolds, a former engineering student, was in the city last week from the west. He reports success as attending him.
The finest line of Valentines in the city at Smith's News Depot.
LOCAL NOTICES.
All the latest things in bone arrows at Smith's.
Red Cross & Smith Bro.'s Cough Drops at Raymond's.
Valentines, both sentimental and comic at Smith's News Depot.
Galen Nichols enjoyed a visit from his brother Harry the first of the week.
American Pig Iron.
The Mirror Billiard Hall, 607 Main St., Kansas City, is a first class place to spend a leisure hour while in the city.
About as many of Raymond's Bronchial troches for five cents as you get of Brown's for 25c.
The consumption of iron for general purposes, outside of railroad construction, has increased in the ten years between 1879 and 1889 from a million and a half to six million tons. This great increase is largely owing to the increased use of iron for building frames. The large buildings of today are erected with iron frames. The iron makes the structure fireproof, and besides, with such strong bones, the filling in can be thin, and thus both building material and space can be saved. In some instances the whole outside of the house is made of corrugated iron, molded and painted to resemble wood.
Bruns Bros., proprietors of the Mirror Billiard Hall in Kansas City will treat you white while in the city. If you play billiards or pool give them a call.
With such increased consumption the production of pig iron has of course received a great impetus, and it is a fact that never in the history of the country was there so large an output as in 1890. In future Americans may point with pride to the fact that in 1890 the United States for the first time in its history produced more pig iron than Great Britain. Our output for last year was 9,202,028 gross tons of 2,240 pounds each, about 1,200,000 gross tons more than Great Britain produced in the same time. It was also larger by 600,000 tons than the English manufactured in 1882, which was their greatest iron year.
The increase was greatest in Pennsylvania, the old iron state. After that came Illinois, and next Ohio. The output, owing to strikes and financial embarrassments, may not be so great for 1891, but we have beaten Great Britain anyhow, and that is glory enough for the present.
The Woman's Journal, commenting on the report that the governor of a western state had lost first his head and then his mind in consequence of the disputes among rival political parties in the legislature, scores this point against the superior sex: "If a woman had lost her mind under such circumstances, or if any assembly of women had behaved as the legislatures of Nebraska and several other states have been lately doing, it would have been quoted everywhere as proof that women are not fit for legislators."
The awful and inextricable tangle of telegraph and telephone wires left by the storm on the Atlantic coast, and the fact that New York city was without police and fire alarm facilities for several days, will set people to thinking anew whether the overhead system of wires is the best that can be devised.
The saddest feature of the wonderful discovery of Dr. Koch is that the unprincipled quacks have already taken hold of the idea and are beginning to advertise their cure all "dymphs" to a too easily deluded world.
"A barbed wire manufacturer not a member of the pool simply cannot do business," says one of the leading officers of the new barbed wire trust.
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