25 尚 or-in- ished versity 叭itor-Pub- ' The st. LOCAL. Miss Towne has entered the Music Department. Misses Hand and Riggs were initiated into Kappa Alpha Theta, the first of last week. A club for the practice of gymnastics is being organized. A hall will be rented and an instructor employed. Much interest is being taken. The German section of the Modern Language Club will present an excellent program this afternoon at 4 o'clock. Visitors interested in the work of the club will be made welcome. Hon. James H. Humphrey, state railroad commissioner, will speak before the seminary this afternoon at 4 o'clock on "The Interstate Commerce Law." Visitors made welcome. Governor Humphrey said some very kind words about the University in his message to the legislature. His remarks were to the point and it is to be hoped they will have weight. The following are to be our orators next Friday evening: Bower sock, Brown, Hadley, Park, Roberts, Holmes. These six were selected by a faculty committee from ten contesting orations. There is talk of having the University Mandolin Club play for the contest, and if this is the case, they should be apprised of the fact and begin to practice. Old pieces are pretty, but the general public is not noted for its charity, and it would be advisable to learn something for the occasion. Gov. Humphrey in his message to the Legislature told them not to let excessive enthusiasm for the University cause them to be extravagant. As if they ever had burdened the greatest educational institution west of the Mississippi river by an over appropriation. We fear that the governor has not learned his lesson properly. John Sullivan, of Kansas City, a graduate member of the Law Department, is making strenuous efforts through the alumni to increase the library and improve the Department in general. He said in a speech before the class that he had noticed that the lawyers coming from K.S.U. are able to cope with graduates from Ann Arbor and any of the higher law schools. The annual Christmas concert, postponed on account of the absence of Prof. Penny, will be given next Tuesday evening by the School of Music in University hall. The school has recently received from Chicago a new Chickering Grand Pianoforte which will be used at the concert for the first time. Professor Penny will make his debut before a Lawrence audience as a pianist playing a concerto by Weber with orchestral accompaniment. Mr. Buch will play a concerto for violin and Miss Weller will play a concerto for piano by Mozart. The Glee Club, Ladies' Chorus and the Handel and Haydn Society will sing selections, and the best students in the school will be heard in a choice program by modern composers. Everything indicates a most brilliant debut of the School of Music and the chapel will undoubtedly be crowded. The second entertainment for the pipe organ fund will take place one week later. This concert being the annual concert free to tie public. In the Record of last week appeared a malicious and deliberate lie to the effect that members of Phi Gamma Delta hissed Bob Burdette when he lectured here. This is, as is well known by members of Phi Kappa Psi (of which Burdette is a member) is a falsehood made from whole cloth. It is such breaks as this that lower the standard of the newspaper and make it an instrument of oppression in the hands of disgruntled and unscrupulous persons. The members of the fraternities are on the most friendly terms and both alike deplore the appearance of the above in the Record. In the Railway Station. "If you please, sir," returned the sarcastic traveler, "I want to know it all. You're the gentleman who can tell it, aren't you?"—Harper's Bazar. The Good Old Times. In the railway station. "Well, well; hurry up, there," said the information clerk, impatiently. "What is it you want?" How doth the busy used-to Approve each by gone minute, Until the humbled present feels The come-down that is in it. How gloeely he rubs it in To latter days—because There's nothing extent now to match The Golden Use-to— C. F. L. in Puck His Only Chance. Benevolent Person (to old tramp)—You ought to be ashamed of yourself to be beging at your age. Tramp (indignantly)—How in thunder can I beg at any other age now, I'd like to know. Gimme a nickel—Washington Star. Encouraging Him. Papa—I'm sorry, Hans, that your school report is so bad. I hope you will do better "That's right, papa; keep up your courage. Let hope be the last thing you lose." -Flegende Blatter. A Great Truth. Oh, why should the spirit of mortal be proud? The largest of men is soon lost in the crowd; And the man who is talked about most never that the world only regards the fit of his clothes. Here's the truss of all things about man 'eer said: "The world never makes a man great—till he's dead." —Chicago Mail Go West. Chance for Argument. Mother—Now that you have become a motherfriend, who are your guide to settle? Ambitious Youth—I think, mother, I'll go to Nebraska. All the papers say that it is a great corn state.-Good News. Private Citizen—I think these telegraph poles ought to come down. They are unfortunate. What the Shop Girl Wants. She stood in a store down town. She was both young and fair. Beautiful eyes and cute frown. As well as lines of care. When I managed to reach her side I asked her what she'd like best For a present, and that humble, "O, heavens; give me rest." Pittsburgh Dispatch Telegraph Official - Y-e-s, but think of the shade they give.—Good News. What the Shop Girl Wants. Cutting Off Discussion. Barber- You are getting quite bad, sir. Can't I recommend something for your bed? Mr. Hurry—Why, yes; I'd like my hat as soon as possible.—Puck. A Problem. Mathematicians figure that a man 60 years old has spent three years buttoning his collar. How much time has been consumed by a woman of 45 in putting her hat on straight?—Life. LOCAL NOTICES. Great Slaughter sale of all winter goods at Abe Levy's. For Bargains in winter goods see Abe Levy. The Mirror Billiard Hall, 607 Main St., Kansas City, is a first class place to spend a leisure hour while in the city. 10 per cent discount on all goods at Abe Levy's. Underwear at your own price at Levy's. Prof. Blake will play a flute solo at the School of Music concert next Tuesday evening. Creat Slaughter Sale of goods at Abe Levy's. For bargains in winter goods see Abe Levy. Tobacco and cigars at Smith's. Smith's News depot is headquarters for daily papers and magazines. A Violin concerto played by Prof. Buch at School of Music concert next Tuesday evening. The fine Chickering Grand Piano recently obtained for the School of Music, which has been on the rostrum in the chapel for the past two weeks, will be heard at the concert next Tuesday night. The students and public are generally invited, there being no admission fee. The Glee Club met again this week. It has been a little quiet during Prof. Penny's absence. A. WEBER & SON, PRACTICAL : TAILORS, Prices According to Material. Student Trade a Specialty. CALL ON THEM. HUTSON'S Restaurant and Bakery. Fresh Bread Furnished Every Day. Special Rates to Students' Clubs. 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. MEALS 25 CENTS. First Class in Every Respect. Oysters served in Every Style. Fine Cigs. F. H. KLOCK. DENTIST E. WRIGHT, JOHN SULLIVAN, LAWRENCE, KANSAS. Office and Residue sce 939 Vermont Street. Office Hours - 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. AttorneyatLaw Rooms 1025 and 1027 New York Life Building, corn, Ninth and Delaware streets, Kansas City, Mo. $3000 A YEAR! I undertake to briefly teach each fairly intelligent person of either age or occupation, after instruction, will work industriously, and Year in their own location, wherever they live. I will also furnish the situation or employment at which you can earn that amount. I am a tutor for children at each district or county. I learned. I earned but one worker from each district or county. I will answer any number, who are making over $8000 a year each. I are NEW E. C. ALLEN, Box 220, Augusta, Maine. £75.00 to £250.00 A MONTH can be $75.00 to $250.00 made for working in Person's preferred who can furnish a lore and moments may be profitably empl owed also. A HONSIGNO w 1,009 MASTER, Richmond, McH. STUDENTS' - TAILOR. All Wool Black Cheviot Suits Twenty Dollars. Nothing to Equal them in the West. GEO. DAVIES. COON BRAND Linen Collars and Cuffs Than Which there Are No Better W. BROMELSICK SOLE AGENT. N. H. GOSLINE, Students' Trade a Specialty. 803 Mass. Street, Lawrence, Kansas DaLee's Photograph Gallery. WILLIS. South Tennessee St. FIRST CLASS WORK DONE. FIRST-CLASS WORK DONE. Special: Rates : to : Students BARBER - SHOP. ALBERT GREGG. Finest Shop! Best Location in the City. Bath Rooms Adjoining Shop. Eldridge : House : Block. GROSS & BARKER AT THE STUDENTS' POPULAR BARBER SHOP Solicit Your Patronage. 814 Massachusetts Street. THE MEAT MARKET Good, Tender Meat Always on Band. Special Rates to Club. C. A. PEASE & SON GO TO METTNER. The Leading Photographer 719 Massachusetts Street, Lawrence, Kas. J. JOHNSON, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Fresh and Salt Meats. Third Door North of Post Office. WM. WIEDEMANN HAS OPENED HIS Oyster ::- Parlor For the Season, and makes a Specialty of Manufacturing ICE CREAM -AND- FINE CONFECTIONERY. Parties Supplied on Short Notice MADE AND REPAIRED BY— BOOTS AND SHOES J. F.WIEDEMANN Second Door East of Poehler's. R. J. SPEITZ. BAKERY. Fresh Bread Delivered to any part of the city. Special Rates to Clubs 825 MASS. STREET. J, L. TAYLOR & SON, Livery & Hack Stables. Finest Livery and Hacks in Lawrence. Te phone 139. Opposite Lawrence House GEO. FLINN, MAKER OF FINE BOOTS AND SHOES, 1st Door West of Leis' Drug Store, Henry St. Boots and Shoes Repaired at Lowest Prices ON SHORT NOTICE. DONNELLY BROS. Livery, Feed and Hack Stables, Cor Winthrop and New Hampshire Streets, TELEPHONE 100. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST, OVER WOODWARD'S DRUG STORE. MOAK BROTHERS, Billiard : Parlors, Choice Tobacco and Cigars, No. 774 Massachusetts Street. Syndamos's Commercial Village. OLEST BOSTON. LANDMARK, ALBERT, KANSAS CITY, NO. 1. F. S. SPALDING AND MURRAY. Bristol. BARNESUITY, OD., N. E. BROWNSONFREY, Commercial Block, S. G. Wet., 11th and Main Sts. All English and Commercial Branches, Photography, Type-Writing, Modern Languages, etc., taught at lowest rates. Usurpations of privileges. No Vacancy. Call or address this Collage before going elsewhere. Twenty.Fifth Annual Day and Night Schools Quiz Books, Tablets and Stationery of all Kinds at Keeler's, 827 Mass. Street.