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ER'S.
The House that Jack Built.
Behold the mansion reared by daedal Jack
See the malt stored in many a plethoric
ack.
sack.
In the proud cirque of Ivan's blvouac.
Mark how the rat's felonious fangs invade.
The golden stores in John's pavilion laid.
Anon, with velvet foot and Tarquin strides,
Subtle Grimalkin to his quarry gildes—Grimalkin grim, that slew the fierce roent.
Whose tooth insidious Johann's ackcloth rent,
Let me now the deep mouthed carine foe assault
That vexed avenger of the stolen malt,
Stored in the hallowed precincts of the hall
That rose complete at Jack's creative call,
Here stalks impetuous Cow with crumpled horn.
Whereon the exercebating hound was torn.
Who bayed the feline murdrous beast that slew
The rat predacous whose keen fang ran through
The textile fibers that involved the grain
That lay in Hau's inviolate domain.
Here walks forlorn the damsel crowned with rue,
Lactiferous spoils from vaccine dugs who drew
drew
Of that corniculate beast whose torturous horn
Tossed to the clouds in fierce vindictive scorn,
The harrowing hound whose breggart bark and stir
Arched the lithe spine and reared the indignant fur
Of Puss, that with verminicidal claw
Struck the wierd Rat in whose insatiate maw
Lay reeking malt that erst in Ivan's courts we saw.
Robed in senescent garb that seemed in
Too long a pray to Chronos' iron tooth,
Behold the man who lose amorous lips' in
cline
Rolled in senescent garb that seemed in sooth
Full with young Eros' osculative sign.
To the lorn maladen whose lactalic hands
Drew alaulactic wealth from laetale glands
Of the immortal bovine, by whose horn
Distort, to realm et eal was borne
The beast cataleau, veer of that shy
Ulysses quadrupedal who made die
The old mordacious animal that dared devour
Antacidous. Ale in dolin's domestic
antecedenteous Ale in John's domestic bower.
Of saponaceous locks, the priest who linked
Lo, here with hirsute honors doffed, suc-
cinct.
In Hymen's golden bands the torn unthrift
Whose means exiguous stared from many
also
Even as he kissed the virgin all forlorn
Who milkked the cow with implicated horn
Who in fine wrath the canine torturer skied
That dared to vex the insidious muricide
Who let the auctorial influence through th
The loud cantankerous shanghai comes at last.
last.
Whose shouts aroused the shorn ecclesiast.
Who sealed the vows of Hymen's sacra-
ment
Of the shy rat that robbed the palace Jack bad built
ment
To him who, robed in garments indigent.
Exoculates the damsel lachrymose,
The emulator of that horned brute morose
That tossed the dog, that worried the cat
belt.
that kill
the rat, that ate the malt, that lay in
the house that Jack built.
Now the spring has come and the young man's thoughts turn to what style of hair cut he will get, go to Andy Reed's.
THE Kansas City Times in speaking of the Missouri and Kansas State Universities says editorially:
Wear Abe Levy's "Otego" collar, it is E and W's latest.
Take for instance a Kansas or Missouri state teacher's association at which there are a thousand or twelve hundred teachers from all parts of the state present; it is before such a body and with them that the president of a state university can exert the greatest influence.
If he be a taking man, he can put all these teachers at work in favor of his school in their respective localities and among their patrons and pupils. He puts himself at once in elbow touch with all the lower grades of preparatory schools in the state, and he reaches out even into the country schools where some ambitious teachers live. Let the president be a distant, unapproachable man, one who, on such occasions communes within himself, and he repels and blocks up the currents of communication. A new man, a stranger so to speak, always feels his way at first and in no other place is this more necessary than before an audience of critical teachers. Consequently the leading educators of a state will predict from the beginning whether a man will succeed or fail in any given position. They appear to know intuitively whether a man has such qualities as will insure success just as well as members of the bar will know which of their brethren will make the best judges.
The regents of Kansas and the curators of Missouri might take the teachers and others personally engaged in education into counsel with a prospect of profit. The universities are parts of public school systems and the other practical educators could give instructive hints as to the fitness of nominations for chancellor and president.
How does this suit the President of the National Teachers Association?
Special inducements to students 50c. for one-half dozen shave tickets.
Tickets sold to students only. 1017
Mass. St. P.C.KEBBLE.
NOTICE.
You always want a good umbrella, why not buy one now? Abe Levy has an elegant assortment of Silk, Alapaca and Gingham with gold and silver heads, and his prices will suit you.
Prof. Annan, of Topeka, will spend a portion of each week in teaching elocution in Lawrence. Those wishing instruction in dramatic art, can secure an interview by addressing him at 517 Taylor Street, Topeka.
UMBRELLAS.
New spring styles of hats at Abe Levy's.
How the students do boast of the table that' Klock sets.
Go to Smith's News Depot for all base ball and athletic goods.
See P. C. Kebble's Barber shop ad. His terms are special to students
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See the Wagon Tongue Bat the best in the world; at Smith's News Depot.
We are making no rash assertions when we say that Sid Riley is the most reliable barber this side of Halifax. 730 Mass. St.
J. F. Wiedemann is located just east of Poehler's grocery on Warren Street.
For Sale Cheap.
We have just been informed that there is a present opportunity to purchase one of the handsomest residences in the city, and considering the location one of the most desirable, suitable for any professional or business man, convenientto the University and on street car line—We refer you to the Luther property corner Mass. St. and University Avenue—For further information address C. M. Luther Lawrence, Kansas.
Something Handsome
Or at least as handsome as you are, is what a photograph of yourself taken at Mettner's Studio will be. Mettner enjoys an enviable reputation among the University people—professors and students, on account of the high class of work which he always turns out, and at reasonable prices. Every student will want one or more dozen photos before the close of school, especially if you are going to graduate. In order to see in what esteem Mettner is held by the students, just visit his studio and note the pictures of the higher classmen or of those who have recently graduated. Mettner's work speaks for itself when once seen
We're Ready Now.
To supply you with new Spring Clothing, Furnishing Goods and Hats. Our Mr. Steinberg has just returned from the eastern markets and our counters are loaded down with all the latest novelties in these lines. C our Rochester Tailor made Clothing. C our Eagle University Flannel Shirts, there is none better. C our new styles in Hats. C our bargains in boys and childrens clothing.
In quality we are on top. In prices we are at the bottom. Come and look us over.
STEINBRRG & BRO
If you play ball, go to Smith's News Depot and see the line of ball goods in stock. New bats, mits, masks, gloves, etc. More coming in.
Andy Reed, the Barber of the town
Go call on Andy Reed and receive full value in a hair cut or shave for your investment.
You want a new tie for Easter, go to Abe Levy's and get one.
Boots and shoes made and mended by J. F. Wiedemann.
The late oratorical contest showed how much we lacked elocutionary training in our University. Prof. Annan proposes to supply this need on liberal term.
STUDENTS
Desiring photo work this spring should not fail to visit the Studio of
GEO. R. SHANE,
You are assured a pleasant reception courteous attention and work unexcelled in any point of artistic excellence; and to students especially will we extend our best efforts. Call, see work and get prices, at the Studio, 615 Mass. St.
It is suggested that the facu lty furnish a spring tonic for the students of K. S. U. The late examination was very "exhausting" for many of the boys. Let us suggest Raymond's Sarsaparilla, a special and close price for gross lots.
ARTISTIC SKILL.
Abe Levy has a remarkably fine taste. For proof, just glance at the superb display in the windows of his popular store. The glance will surprise and delight you. You will see a regular nursery of exquisite beauty There you will see every possible kind of flower arranged with all the delicacy o an artist. Abe Levy is certainly a tasty fellow: his windows are perfect models of artistic display. Look at them.
Ladies and Gents fine valises, traveling bags and trunks at Abe Levy's.
See the new style of catcher's mits at Smith's News Depot.
Andy Reed has refitted his shop and baths, and is now in better shape than ever to entertain you.
Prof. W. J. Annan's address is 517 Taylor St., Topeka, Kans.
Sid Riley, the barber, is always glad to see the students. 730 Massachusetts Street.
"On the Inside," by Florence F. Kelley, now on sale at Smith's News Depot.
Over twenty-five students are now boarding at Klock's. See his add in another column.
New designs in linen handks, at Abe Levy's.
The Regents make scarcely any provision for the teaching of elocation in the University, so Prof. Annan, of Topeka, offers to supply this need on liberal terms to the students.
SPRING STYLE SILK HATS.
DUNLAP STIFF HATS NEW SOFT HATS,
At BROMELSICK'S. The Students' Hatter.
WOODWARD & NEWBY, HARD and SOFT COAL. Students' Trade Solicited.
AVE MONEY. Before you buy TYPE
BICYCLE or WRITE.
Send to A, W. GUM & UU
and bind them. Decrease prices and 100
and hand over. Determine the best price.
EXCHANGE
A. WEBBER & SON, PRACTICAL TAILORS.
A full line of spring goods now on hand.
Prices according to material.
Student Trade a Specialty,
CALL ON THEM.
WILDER BROTHERS.
SHIRT MAKERS
AND GENTS FURNISHERS.
Lawrence, Kansas.
Students and everybody will do well to call on us and be fitted out in Shirts and Underwear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the finest goods for one third the regular price.
Patronize our Custom Steam Laundry for nice work and low prices.
Work called for and delivered. Telephone No. 67.
Go to The AMRICAN Clothing Store for your Spring Suit.