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Cogitations and Reflections.
BY JEREMIAH ISRAELITE, PUNKIN- HEAD.
Now, Bill there haint no use in talkin' so,
For I will never let ye jine no frat;
I send ye off to git a schollin' boy,
And not to fool yer time away like that.
When Neighbor's Smith's son Tom came home last term;
He spilged around right smart and looked
uite pert,
He seemed to be all fired afraid of dirt.
And wore kid gloves and collars to his
chin;
Now, Bill, what d'ye reckon Tom 'ell be,
if goin't to yer school makes him a swell,
And sayin't to us farmers stuck up words;
Say, d'yde think such boys 'ell pan out well?
I put that question to the fine young gent.
And, boy it took him back a peg or two;
"And so ye think we turn out swells"
"said he."
And call them students up at K. S. U?
*Wall, Tom," said I. "I don't believe all be,
But what new books teach ye to fling style so?
Do ye keep fashion plates at K. S. U.
if it is clothes yer father's dollars go?
*But would ye have us lookin' slouchy sir,
And wear clear out a studyin' all the while?
And d'y'e think because we're dressed up well.
That that's a sign we'e puttin' on the style?"
Wall, Bill, he got me mad before he stopped;
He said he thought good-fit'in' clothes take well;
And, boy, I guess they do to judge from him;
But, say, who was McGlury, can you tell?
He said good frats are always neatly dressed;
He'd rather be a barb with paper cuffs,
They a m, he says, to look the best they can
He'd rather be a burb with paper cuffs,
Than any slouchy, rough and poor trat
man.
Now, Bill if frases in make ye put style on, and talk so nice to girls and all of that. I tell me, Bill there haunt no use to talk. I’ll never let you jine no stuck up frat.
Now, Bill, jean clothes are good enough for you
Fine ones will never help ye in yer book.
Just keep a peggin' at yer lessons, Bill,
and never care a tarnal bit for looks.
William Tailor has entered the Junior class.
The Juniors began Tiedmag on commercial paper, Monday.
The Juniors neld their regular moot court Wednesday. Fuller and Graham were for the plaintiff, while George and Green looked after the interest of the defense.
Prof. Canfield has divided the class in international law into two sections, which recite on alternate days.
Prof. Loislett's memory system is creating greater interest than ever in all parts of the country, and persons wishing to improve their memory should send for his prospectus free as advertised in another column.
If you are in need of a new
tie don't fail to call on Bromelsick.
Go to Keeler's for your valentines. The finest assortment in the city.
New party ties at Abe Levy's.
Playing cards, dominoes, checkers, checker boards, etc., at Smith's News Depot.
Black socks for party wear, fast black at Abe Levy's.
Sugar cured corn beef at the Star meat market.
Sid Riley, the barber, is always glad to see the students. 730 Massachusetts Street.
New things in four in hands just received at Bromelsicks.
Buy a Century, Harper's or North American at C. S. Duncan's News Depot.
New neckwear at Bromelscks.
Russell's special corn beef is the best in the market, 1337 Mass St.
Over twenty-five students are now boarding at Klock's. See his add in another column.
Do you ever read the papers? Yes. Well, go to Duncan's and get the Times or Journal.
Full drsss vests for party wear, at Abe Levy's.
Keeler's is the place to buy neat, nice, tasty presents for your girl. ___
Yale Mixture and Harvard cigarette tobacco and all the best brands of cigarette and smoking tobacco at Smith's News D-port.
We are making no rash assertions when we say that Sid Riley is the most reliable barber this side of Halifax. 730 Mass. St.
Silk vests, the very latest, at Abe Levy's
The beef of the west that,
is sweetest and best, is sold by
Russell 1337 Mass. St.
Black silk handkerchiefs at Bromelsicks
Looking Backwards just received at Smith's News Depot.
T. F. Holloran still keeps up the reputation of the old stand, 905 Mass St., as being the best boarding place in the city for students. The lunch counter at the University is always supplied with the best the market affords.
The recent examinations destroyed much tissue in the brains of K S. U. students, and a bottle of BEEF, IRON and WIRE, or IRON, QUININE and STRYCHNINE will tone up the body of the aforesaid brain and therefore make a better student. Supply at Raymond & Dick's.
Fine gold pens at Keeler's.
New stiff hats at Abe Levy's.
If you want a real first-class hair out go to Sid Riley's 730 Mass. St.
All the latest novels for sale by C. S. Duncan.
Go to F. H, Klock for a good dish of oysters, put up in any shape desired
Abe Levy has the latest styles in collars.
Valentines of all kinds, comic and sentimental—enough to supply the world-at Smith's News Depot.
Best stationery to be found at Keelers.
The 1st prize of $7.00 for the for the best record in shooting was won by Dr. Abdelal, score $441/8. Wm. Bromelsal and Tom Green tied for the second prize.
CHRIS EPLEY. Restaurant and Lunch
COUNTER.
Best Brands of Cigars and Tobaccos.
I have the houndsmest, the best selected sock of Suitings, Pant Goods, Etc., that has ever been seen in Lawrence
McCONNELL,
The Merchant Tailor.
A liberal discount to students.
DONNELLY BROS.
Sts.
TELEFBONE 100.
LIVERY, FEED AND HACK TABLE
TELEFONE 100.
C. W. SMITH,
Largest Stock and Lowest Prices of any House in the City.
Furniture Dealer and Undertaker.
Goods delivered FREE to city customers. Call and see me for goods in my line.
879 and810 Massachusetts Street.
"KANSAS SPIDERS."
*KANSA'S SPIDERS.*
For refilling worn places in hame clips and staples on harens. Farmers all like them.
SANDS & CO. Lawrence.
J. L. TAYLOR & SON,
CARMEAN & HARBAUCH.
Successors to---good old fashioned bread—just the kind
your mother makes—al-ways fresh
Livery and Hack Stables.
The Finest Livery and Hacks in Lawrence.
Telephone 139.
The Students' Boarding Place.
Opposite Lawrence House.
Cigars. Tobacco and Confectionery of All Kinds.
OYSTERS
Meal Tickets, 3.50.
820 Massachusetts Street
J. B. LICHTENBREG
OPTICIAN.
1210 Main St. KANSAS CITY, MO.
Spectacles and Eyeglasses. Artificial Eyes, Telescopes, etc. Special Lenses ground on the premises.
Terre noire 2480
TELEPHONE,2480.
O'HERN & WOODRUFF.
JOHN E. CHEERN P. L. WOODRUPP.
Staple `and` Fancy `Groceries`
933 MASS. ST. LAWRENCF, KANS.
Te phone 109, 169. Goods Promised Delivey
CHAS HES & CO.
Stud. us Clara will find first-class
meats always on hand.
Mr. St.
Meat Market.
Telephone No. 14. 937 Mass. 50.
JAS. M. MILLER,
GUN AND LOCKSMITH
KEYS MADE AND FITTED.
728 Mast. St.
Glathart Building
HOME-MADE BREAD
ALSO LUNCH COUNTER.
MEALS AT ALL HOURS.
838 Mass, St. CORA E. GILL & CO.
The Lawrence House
G. M. FALLEY, Proprietor.
The best board for the rates in the city
Board per week, 3.00
Cash Prizes Amounting to $10.00 Weekly
SHOOTING GALLERY!
B st record of eight shots, . . . $7.00
S cond Prize, . . . 3.00
Try your skill. 9O8 Mass. St.
Boots and Shoes
Made and Repaired by
J. F, WIEDE MANN
Second door east of Pohlers' grocery.
See me before going elsewhere.
LIVERY STABLE!
Students Trade Solicited
9.28 Mays, St. HENRY JOHNS.
A. P. FELLOWS, D. D. S.
Dental Parlor 921 Mass. Street.,
Over Whitebomb's Grocery Store.
Office hours, 8 to 12 and 1 to 6.
Billiards $\circ$ and $\circ$ Pool!
MOAK BROS.,
The only first-class Billiard Parlor in the city.
NOUR.
Finest brands of Cigars and Tobaccos.
Eldridge House Barber Shop.
FIRST CLASS IN EVERY RE SPECT.
Hot and Cold Bathe.
Student's Trade Solicited.
GREGG & JOHNSON.
Fall and Winter
Boots & Shoes
WILL BE SOLD LOW FOR CASH
To make room for SPRING GOODS.
MASON'S.
Everything in FINE SHOES at HUME'S, 829 Massachusetts Street.