Merchant Tailor, 917 Mass. St Alex. E. Protsch, Fashionable ll Oro right? rs, will ing todelphic interestgreeting of d in the u didn't, Nothing d you. ants to see see that is table good news what ing of the the 31st. nose who time and to vote for privalige d not be the wise is I K. S. U. hi Gamma is brether to Den- In spite of dos. James, r gave noin honor of thanute left in Denver, only engaged as. dged Theta. ken suddend the meet-sociation. on the lunch eat rejoicing now teaching and psychoduty of the save to make Mince Meat, ed Pickles, etc., at DURRUFF'S. eal first-class good enough Christmas, go barbers. good board will do well e to Bromel Courier Smiles. O. student, 'tis with pleasure that we must thee, And clap thy hand. This illustrated smile we give as+we t thee, As we can stand. And pleasant 'tis to see upon the street thee, In jovial band With interest in thy welfare asks the Caucher shet thee Of native land. --- Did vilebage e-hat yes at depot mee the With brass ban! To slinger bread and motorcily treat thee At peanut stand? Didst thy enunciated form full eat thee At banquet grand. Or didst with local toughs at table seat thee And take a hand? And though thou knewest they stacked the deck to beat thee, Didst thou show sand And did succeed the somewhat dangerous feat thee A bluff well planned? Or didst thou let them of thy chiplets che t bee And sight demand? Or did thy thrifty mamma wisely take thee Thy stor clothes' way And of her own design and jeans cloth make thee Some pantslits gray? Hence didst from tempting dis-lations break thee At once away, And did thy cruel farmer papa make thee— Daughter Oh say? Did admiration to the cow forsake three One early day? Do chores—Oh, say? And does the recollection of the wood pile ache thee Thy vertebrae? 1. And did the homely pungent odors quake thee Where hoglets stay? Howe'er it was this welcome we extend thee Any way And that the nev year happy times may lend thee Sincerely pray. Why Don't They? Why don't the students of K. S. U. organize a boat crew? Why don't the students of K S. U. organize an cricket club? Why don't the students of K. S U. organize a mandolin club? Why don't the students of K. S U. organize an orchestra? Why don't they? Is it because we haven't the smoothest boating water in the country? Or is it possible we have not bone and sinew enough to make eight or ten or even twelve strong oars? Why don't they? Is it because there is no musical talent in K S. U? Isn't there enough fellows who are willing to shout and sing the glory of the state and the praise of the U? Is it because they are so old and conservative that they will not adopt one of the grandest sports of the field. Do you think you will have to wear the English eye glass if you adopt an English game? Even John Ingalls isn't quite so prejudiced. Why don't they? Why don't the students of K. S. U. wake up? Wake to the duties of their position and the necessities of their college? Is it possible that the students of Kansas have lost their pride and ambition, their love and patriotism for a state and an institution that honors a nation. Verrilly, we repent it. Why don't they? Twenty baths for two dollars at Andy Reed's. Why don't they? MEMORY DISCOVER AND IMPRESSE imitations which miss the inquiring and practical results of the Original, in spring 2015, are presented in imputes of 'base attempts to rob him of the fruit of his labor,' all of which denuded the material in imputes of 'base attempts to rob him of the fruit of his labor,' all of which denuded the material in imputes of 'base attempts to rob him of the fruit of his labor,' all of which denuded the material in imputes of 'base attempts to rob him of the fruit of his labor,' all of which denuded the material in imputes of 'base attempts to rob him of the fruit of his labor', DISCOVERY AND TRAINING METHOD J. B. LICHTENBERG. OPTICIAN 1210 Main St. KANSAS CITY, MO. OPTICIAN. Spectacles and Eyeglasses, Artificial Eye Telescopes, etc. Special Lenses ground on the premises. TELPHONE 2480. J. M. ZOOK Carries a large stock of purely FIRST-CLASS Groceries. And invites the patronage of all. Cor. Mass, and Henry Sis. J. House the popular Clothier can show you a fine line of clothing. Students will always find the largest assortment of furnishing goods and hats etc., and lowest possible prices at BROMELSICKS If you want anything in the line of clothing be sure and call at the popular clothing establishment of J. House. Latest styles of soft and stiff hats at BROMELSICKS. Mr. T. F. Halloran has opened up a first-class resurant at McClintock's old stand, 905 Massachusetts street. Mr. Hallaran is an old restaurant man and knows how to cater to the appetites of the most fastidious. Mr. H. will again establish the lunch counter at the University, and students may then obtain their meals on the hill. New neckwear at BROMELSICK Our prices are lower than ever for everything in the House. Don't forget to call at the popular clothier J. House. ___ Some of the young people who come to K. S. U. will hardly be recognized upon their return home next June. The round shouldered, hollow chested student is not the pride of his father or the joy of his mother. Correct this condition of things with the Knickerbocker shoulder brace at RAYMOND & DICK'S. The "Monarch" shirt, the best fitting shirt in the market to be found only at BROMELSICKS. J. L. TAYLOR & SON, CARMEAN & HAPBAUCH. Successors to---- Livery and Hack Stables. The Finest Livery and Hacks in Lawrence. Telephone 139. Fall and Winter Boots DONNELLY BROS. LIVIFY, IIII/ANF H/CI TABLE Opposite Lawrence House. WILL BE SOLD LOW FOR CASH m for SPRIMG GOODS. Cor. Newhampshire and Winthrop Sis. TELEPHONE 100. Fine Suitings at Small Cost. The Students' Tailor. J.J.KUNKEL Office No. 921 Massachusetts Street, UP-STAIRS, LAWRENCE, KANSAS. All-Wool Tweed Pants Made to Order, $5 Oysters in Season. WM. WIEDEMANN, PHOTOS : PHOTOS GEO. R. SHANE. Banquets and Partiesa Specialty. NEWPORT PANELS, The Latest STAMP PHOTOS, A Novelty TIN TYPES, "Just for the fun of it. ——All work warranted—— Call and see work and get prices. Geo. R.Shane, 615 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. HERSHFIELD & CO., Jewelers, 920 MAIN STREET, Kansas City, Mo, Established in 1856 The Oldest Jewelry Firm in KANSAS CITY. Diamonds, Rings, Watches, Jewels of all kinds, Christmas Presents, Every Artistic Article Ornament to be found at 920 Main St. KANSAS CITY, MO. MAIL Orders Promptly FILLED HERSHFIELD & CO., 920 MAIN STREET, Kansas City, Missori Eldridge House Barber Shop. FIRST CLASS IN EVERY RE SPECT. Hot and Cold Baths. Student's Trade Solicited. GREGG & JOHNSON.