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THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER.
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING.
UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS.
VOL. VIII.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOV. 29, 1889.
HA, HA, HA!
Who Make the Fun in K. S. U.—A Rattling Company of Talented Comedians who Play to Crowd ed Houses every Where.
K. S. U. is a funny place. It is famous for that. History has recorded it. It is always funny. But it has its periodic spells of extreme hilarity. Halloween is considered to be the happiest occasion for the genial flow of her matchless humor. Then the world holds her sides for laughter. But close following this auspicious event is the time when she becomes a yelling circus for practical jokers. Hazing is then her chiefest sport. Why then this universe and diverse other roar with the noise of fun and merriment.
But to be more personally pointed. We purpose to hunt up the makers of the "funny fame" of K. S. U. There's a host of them. We have the fenny man in every shape, the humorist, the joker, the fool the guy, the jay and last, but not the least, the ancient bore. Some are good, some are tolerable, some are unbearable. So we must, for the sake of limb and life, use the pruning knife.
Just who shines with the brightest lustre in this galaxy of humorous lights is not the easiest matter in the world to decide. No one seems to stand head and shoulders above the common multitude. Applause is divided, and wit and humor has no mighty leader in K. S. U. "Tis sad, 'tis true. But it was not always so. There was a time when bubbling fun came laughing, tumbling down the classic hill side like little Freshhes on a cold and icy day. Ev'n it seems but yesterday when all of K. S. U. stood giggling at the feet of White. But since the versatile Will made his exit from this stage of the comedy, K. S. U. has been one riotious roar of the headless herd. No star has risen to dim the nebulous mass.
Rivaling Mr. Esterly is the continuous flow of fun from the pointed tongue and artistic mind of E Ber Smith. His sense of the ridiculous is keenly original. His wit never ceases, but flows right on. He can't tell a killing story and make an awfully funny picture. Withal Bert is one of the most popular men in K. S. U.
For rollingick drollery none, perhaps, are better known than Tom Hunt. His fun bubbles forth as
But that star is coming. It now illuminates the horizon. Some say that now in the sky of K. S. U. it is seen to shine. But look in the list below and then say.
Undoubtedly the one who by right stands first as a pleasantly witty and merry fellow is Mr Ed Esterly, the popular member of the Junior class. His wit is true and his jokes are worth the telling. He makes you laugh and you feel you are not a fool when you have done it. In all his fun he is manly and shows the parts of a gentleman.
naturally as a spring from the hill side. In his classes his uncontrolable humor is the cause of no little disorder.
For a capital story teller, L. C. Poehler hasn't an equal and hardly a rival. His stock in store is tremendous and he presents them in a way that is irresistable. Funny? Why, he can tell a story that will make you laugh for a year. He is an actor too and he brings these powers into good use whenever needed. Always go to Poehler for a roaring joke or a story. Closely following is W. A. Foster of the Laws, who is becoming as famous as Lincoln as a story-teller.
A jolly match for the two above is Jim Challis. When Jim wants to be he can be the funniest fellow imaginable. Tell a side splitting story, say the absurdest things, Jim is a comedian.
But by odds the most delicate of wits and generous of humorists in the whole University is Frank Hutchins. His conception and appreciation of the rediculous is something marvelous. And when it comes to down right wit and humor, Frank possesses a remarkable ability. His jokes are as fresh as new-mown hay, his repartee as brilliant as the modern Philippic, and his humor as peaceful and calm as the Niagara. Everybody laughs at Frank. They can't help it. Try it and be convinced.
Jim Cooper and Frank Hodges are two of the best practical jokers that have come to K. S. U. for some time. They keep the Laws in a fit of laughter continually. They have even painted themselves to death-like paleness and pretended, in the most serious fashion, that they were very, very sick and every body believed it too. But just about the time cold water and a hack had been procured, their illness suddenly left them. Then, how they would grim. Cooper is sometimes abbed to punning. One of his recent formations in this line, we happened to overhear, "I was Keene to go to the last show, but things keep Downing my pocket-book so that I didn't go to the last." The doctor was called at once.
And by the way did you know that K. S. U. was one mass of irresistible punsters? In everything from Prof. to Prep. some one is hunting for a pun. And what ridiculous things are made and heartlessly pushed into the world! When we think about it, its a wonder the world don't die sometimes.
In hunting for best examples of the truest humor, we can find none who can transend the Hickey boys, M. C. and E. C. Their fun is the most kindly and generous possible. Quick to retort themselves, they never loose their temper when made the butt of the most unmerciful jokes. They are good, jolly, funny fellows and every body likes them.
It will be seen that we have confined our remarks to the students only. Not because the Profs. aren't funny fellows, but because they deserve distinct and especial mention Besides the students included in the "funny list" above, there are many others equally deserving of mention here, but space will not permit of it at this time. But enough has been given to prove conclusively that K. S. U. is not so dark and drear and dead as some have thought.
DELIGHTFUL.
Was the Most Distinguished Event in the Social History of Kansas State University.
Where her Wit, Wisdom and Beauty
Worehiped at the Happy Shrine
of Terpsichore.
At last the long hoped for time arrived and all the gallantry and culture of K. S. U. was to be seen in lovely array. Though the weather was inclement, yet Frazer hall was filled to overflowing. No one was disappointed. The anticipations of all were more than realized and all were glad to be in such a joyous atmosphere. When at nine o'clock the famed music of the Riverside Mandolin Club began the melodious strains of the Insidor march, composed by the leader of the orchestra, Prof. R. A Saunders, the scene became at once a joyous and happy train of fair maidens and courteous youths, who trod in lively grace after the accomplished Mr. Voorhis and Miss McMillen who led the march and by whose guidance the evening was given a remarkably successful and aauspicious opening. The evening sped with winged feet through the following program of dances; Waltz, Quadrille, Polka, Schottisch, Waltz, Newport, Lanciers, Waltz, Scottische, Polka, York Quadrille, Polka, ending with a Medley. The prompter of the evening was the popular and well known Prof. Reinholtz of the dancing academy who deserves much credit for the difficult evolutions and ever changing forms through which he led the mazy quadrilles by his succint and clear directions.
The enjoyment of the evening was marred by nothing and when finally the ball was ended, all departing bore a feeling of kindness and gratitude toward the Committee. Prof. A J. Canfield, Chas Voorhis, F. H. Kellogg and Russ Whitman under whose management the ball was made to be such a successful one.
The Courier vainly endeavored to secure the names of those present but owing to the crowded hall its efforts were futile.
Many of the students of K. S. U. took part in the tournament given last Saturday afternoon by the members of the Lawrence Bicycle Club. The natural inference is that they came out on top, with victory perched proudly upon their banners. Gentleman, the conclusion is correct correct, sir. They did most decidedly, sir.
K. S. U. Wins.
The following K. S. U. boys took prizes; Eugene Caldwell, J. E. Ulrigh, J. M. Noble, N. C. Brooks, J. F. Noble, E. E. Wilson, E. Moore and Frank Moore.
This is another proof that K. S. U. possesses no mean athletic powers. It inspires the belief that with but little training K. S.' U. would be
fully able to meet any fee in a manly contest for physical supremacy. It is another reason too why the students of K. S. U. should yell for a gymnasium, and-and- should have gone to the Ball.
The 90's Entertained.
The class of '90- the dignified Seniors of K, S. U.- were very pleasantly entertained last Friday evening at the hospitable home of Miss Marcella Howland. Every member of the class joined in the happy occasion.
A delicious supper was served one course of which was called "Literary Salad" the bright idea of the hostess in which each person was given a popular quotation with the command to name its author. Of course the talented Seniors proved themselves masters of the task—after due thought and consultation.
No.12.
The evening quickly fled in music, games and conversation. Miss Howland is a charming hostess and entertainer and the class of '90 will remember this happy event of their history.
There were present: Misses Dunn, Bartell, Fellows, Goodell, Sutliff, Reasoner, and Taggart: and Messrs. Bear, Armstrong, Brewster, Burney, Esterly, Hill, Liddeke, Hensnail, Musbrush, Pickering, Slosson, Reynolds, Williamson and Watson.
A Pleasant Musicale.
Last Saturday afternoon the young ladies of Kappa Alpha Theta were agreeably entertained at the beautiful home of Mrs. Walter Howe. A delightful musicale was given by the fraternity. Each pretty performer showed the skill and execution of an artist., and more than that, the superior attainments for which the Kappas are deservedly famous.
The fraternity has chosen My thology for its next study and Prof-Wilcox will begin the discussion of the interesting subject.
Their Seventh Anniversary
Their Seventh Anniversary.
Last Saturday Phi Delta Theta of K. S. U. celebrated her seventh anniversary. The costomy banquet was served where witty and fraternal toasts formed the principal course in the bill of fare. What with songs, speeches and fun of every kind, a most enjoyable evening was spent, fittingly ending a prosperous year for Phi Delta Theta.
The informal party given by the Sigma Chis, last Monday evening in honour of the Misses St. John and O heltree, of Olathe, was in every way a most pleasant affair. The Sigma Chis have few rivals as entertainers.
Messrs. Field & Hargis desire to express their thanks through the columns of the Courier, to the students and wish them all a happy vacation at home.
'AND NOW, LAERTES.
What is the News With you? Look for Ours Below.
Prof. W. A. Quayle was in the city Monday.
Jim Cooper will dine at home on "Turkey Day."
Prof. Sayre is conducting chapel services this week.
A. C. Markley will eat turkey at the paternal foetal board.
See that two dollar smile on Wixons face.
J. S. Alexander will give thanks at home.
Simmons and Rutter went to their homes in Spring Hill to-day.
King intends to spend his vacation with papa in Holton.
Gettys expects to visit Kansas City during vacation.
Graham will eat turkey with friends in Kansas City.
Farrow is said to be the most noisy nan in the Senior class.
John Sullivan of K. S. U. made his weekly visit to Lawrence last Sunday.
T. A. Pollock was in town Sunday, shaking hands with old friends. Look out for the program of the Kent Club next week.
Miss Harrington is taking voice culture at K. S. U.
Misses Lulu St. John and Ella Ocheltree of Olathe, are guests of Mrs. Fred Bowersock.
Mrs. Prof. Robinson with the help of her friends very pleasantly celebrated her birthday last Friday.
The Junior Laws hold their first session of moot-court to-night. Let justice be done!
Geo. L. Dick, an old student, was on the hill shaking hands with his old friends last Friday.
Many of the old and dirty volumes in the Library have taken on a new dress, bought from the bindery.
The Foot Ball Club was out trying its strength last Friday. It succeeded in a general way.
The Phi Gamma goat got in its work on Marriam last Saturday night.
Finney intends to spend his vacation slaying praria chickens. The chickens are safe.
Townsend, better known as Blackstone, is going home to see his wife Thanksgiving.
Prof. McDonald gave a private recital to one of his classes last week. He played selections from Schuman.
News has been received that Amos H. Plumb, an old K. S. U. boy, is lying seriously ill in New York City.
Bennett and Merriam are the latest riders of the Phi Gam goat. Here are congratulations.
Job Lot of Eastman's Soap, cheap, at WOODWARD'S.
PERFUMES!