THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. St. vetitors We ne SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. n Laundrp 1 prices. $ \mathbb{S}, $ $ \mathbb{R S}, $ $ \flat $ will do well to in Shirts and made to order for you can buy the regular price red. Telephone e Co. oes. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. VII. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 26, 1889. Local. Can't we h ve a tennis match with Washburn when her ball club comes down. Brewster, or Washburne, and Reed, of K. S. T., leave for Grinnell, Iowa on Tuesday next. The sparkling humor of Mr. Grubb will be recognized on the first page, he has charge of those columns this week. The faculty at their last meeting added certain optional studies to the courses in Greek, French and National history. K. S. U. do move. Chancellor Lippincott left yesterday for Chicago. He goes to secure new members for our already excellent body of professors. K. S. U. do move. Mrs. Prof. Green entertained the "Senior Laws" Tuesday in a very enjoyable manner. Prof. Green did wonders in "mind reading." Mr. S. C. Brewster, weared by the stream of wrath incessantly flowing in upon him as business manager, has retired from that lucrative position, and Mr. H. S. Hadley has taken his place at the wheel of fortune. We commend him to the generosity of our me chants. Regent Spangler is making a tour of inspection of the Eastern colleges and universities. in the interest of K.S.U.K.S.U.do move. We understand that Mr. Reed will respond to the toast, "Kansas" at the banquet after the contest. Mr. Brewster will, well he will just naturally "get there," and K. S. U. wants him to feel as if she were patting him on the back and holding his success as her own. Dr. Tiffany of Kansas City has been conducting some interesting optical experiments at the University during the past week. These experiments were to determine the influence of literary work on the eyes; whether the color of the eyes has any relation to the strength or weakness thereof; if the shape of of the foci is any criterion, etc. He Miss Mamie and Inez Henshaw entertained a few friends Monday evening with progressive euchre and dancing. Those present were: Miss French and Filley, of Chicago; Johnson, Hair, McKay and price. Messrs. Peabody, Pickering, Armstrong. Fullerton, Birner, Wright, Manly and Wilkinson. informs us that literary pursuits do not appear to effect the eyes to any serious extent; that he finds that eyes of hazel cofor are the weakest and those of positive colors—very light or very dark—the strongest. Some of the experiments were highly interesting. Professor Blake was found to have the best eyesight of any of the faculty, Will Curry could see a petticoat around a corner; Jim Challis could see a ten-cent piece in a man's inside pocket. Reed put on a pair of solid brass specs and declared he could see "Hobo" everywhere; Miss Lou Barker was found to have a peculiar affection of the right eye, which was due to the habit of closing it whenever she saw a Phi Psi; Will White made a searching examination for a pair of glasses which could magnify the "Times" subscription list, but failed to find them. Mr. C. E. Street, however, gave evidence of the most acute vision. He adjusted a pair of mercury-backed glasses and made solemn oath he could plainly see the man who stole the historic book. Dress Goods. Ladies we have some extra bargain in wool dress goods 25c, 35c, and 50c. We have some great bargains in silks. We will guarantee our prices on all goods to be the lowest at all times. L. O. McINTYRE. Go and see Bromelsick's new stock of party shirts. Bromelsick keeps the most delicate tinted flannel shirts, as well as darker ones. Go to J. D. Smith's for your newspapers. Bromelsick can fit you out with a hat of the latest style. A little quinine now and then is just the thing for all young men—and women. In bulk capsules, pills or suspended in syrup quite tasteless at Raymond & Dick's. If you want a new hat procure it of Bromelsick. Smith keeps the Reach Association League Ball. Choice cigars and tobacco at Smith's news depot. Andy Reed is the boss barber. The almanac says that spring fever has taken hold of the boys and that it is time to take sarsaparilla. Raymond & Dick can supply the need. Go to Smith's for your base ball supplies. Will Curry goes to Topeka tomorrow. No 31 Personal. Earnest Rankin was in town Sunday. Will White went to Kansas City Saturday. Mr. Kroh, of Topeka, spent Sunday in Lawrence. Miss May Webster is visting Miss Ella Ropes, of Topeka. Will Spencer is with a surveying corps in Oklahoma. F. E. Reed visited his home at Newton, Kan., this week. Miss Nellie Dow of Olathe is vising friends in the city. Mr. Morgan, of Strong City attended the Phi Gam hop. Herb Bullene, of Kansas City spent last week in Lawrence. Dick Short enjoyed a visit Sunday from his brother, of Kansas City. Fred Bowersack spent Sunday in Olathe. [This local is kept standing. S. M. Simmons and Will Rutter spent their vacation at Spring Hill. E. S. Earlhart was admitted to the bar at Atchison last week and plead his first case. Dwight Potter, who has been ill with the meesles for some time, is again able to attend classes. Mrs. Carlie (Cookins) Tenny, of Kansas City, an old K. S. U. student, is visiting Lawrence friends. Miss Lillie McMillan goes to Kansas City to-night to attend a party given by Miss Mattie Slavens. Howard A. Pears, of the law class of '88, will enter the collegiate department next year to finish his course. Will Taylor is at a sanitarium in St. Joe, undergoing treatment for the injury he received on Pan-Hellenic night. S. C. Wescott, of Baxter Springs, was initiated into the Sigma Chi fraternity last Saturday evening. Wescott is a "Junior Law." Visitors on the Hill were Misses Emma White and Delia Humphrey, of Junction City; Miss Julia Benedict, and Prof. Quarles, of Baker; Miss Floyd, of Paola. Mrs. Prof. Marsh left Tuesday afternoon for Ithica, New York, where she will remain about a month and then go to Newport, R. I., where she will be joined by Prof. Marsh. After a short visit in that city they will sail on the Red Star steamer "Noordland" for Antwerp, and will spend the summer in Holland. The marriage of Miss Sue Miles to Mr. Charles Kinsey, of Cincinnati took place at the brides home on Wednesday last at high noon, Dr. Lippincott officiating. The affair was very quiet, only relatives and intimate friends being invited. The bride is an old K. S. U. girl and the groom a gentleman of wealth and position, and to both THE COURIER extends hearty congratulations and wishes much happiness. Exchanges. The Comp D'Etat is engaged in demolishing the present evil system of examination. A Vassar girl being asked by her teacher what kind of a noun kiss was, replied with a blush, that it was both proper and common. In the inter-collegiate lawn tennis contests, up to date, Yale and Harvard have each won first places, but Yale leads in as much as she has three second places to Harvard's one. Trinity is third Columbia fourth, Amherst fifth.—University. The inter-state oratorical contest will be held May 2d. This contest is looked forward to by the Washburnites with special interest, since they furnish the orator from Kansas. Washburn also sends a delegate "upon whom there are no flies or particles of dust." We will give a report of their success in our next issue.—Washburn Argo. Michigan has a fixed tax rate of one-twentieth of a mill per dollar upon the taxable property of the State, for the support of her University; Wisconsin a tax of one-eighth of a mill, which makes $75,000 a year; Nebraska has a rate tax which yields $60,000 annually, A school of journalism is to be established at the University of Pennsylvania. English composition and literary style will be taught the first year; during the second year the course will be more especially adapted to meet the wants of those who intend to pursue journalism. An attache of a well known newspaper office in Philadelphia will give instructions in routine work of an office. Editorial and reportorial work will be some of the specialties taught. The following is from the St. Paul Daily Globe, containing the Minnesota State Oratorical Contest, held April 9th.— "Soares, second !" and then the University men know no bounds in their joy, for they had second place as well. "Winter, third," and Macalester put in her yell, not quite so lusty to be sure, but still thoroughly audible. And then the rah! rah! rah! started again as the audience dispersed. The points were, Dickinson 15, Soares 16 and Winter $17\frac{1}{2}$. The Phi Kappa Psi's were jubilant, for the first two men were members of their fraternity, and they carried them out flowers and all. As the crowd poured out into the street the ground shook and the motors stopped and the theater people homeward bound turned pale in terror as the cry broke the air. "The judges not only did very satisfactory work, but as is uncommon to such occasions, did it quickly, and the noise quieted when the president stepped out with the slip in his hand : "Dickinson, First," a storm of applause and then the unquenchable rah ! rahi rah ! rah ! ski—u—ma—min—so—lal—whoop! nearly lifted the roof as the university boys lungs sent it three times pealing through the church. Rah !-Rah !-Rah !-Ski !-w-Ma-Min- so-ta! Whoop! The University Times, of March 22d, contains a lengthy editorial on "contests." It is amusing to read the Times' confessson that contests have fallen into disrepute by order of the faculty. Was there no cause for it? Yes, Washburn students "pull together" and doubtless you could do the same, if you would cease your bickering, and go to work. Say, Times isn't it rather egotistical for you to call Washburn "an ant" or "a mole hill" as compared with your own institution? — Washburn Argo. Andy Reed gives with every shave or hair-cut a ticket which entftles the owner a chance at drawing a silverheaded cane, a gold wath or a diamond ring. We are now cutting lots of goods off for customers at low prices—our stock of dry goods and carpets is too large—we must unload—if you want bargains in dry goods and car. pets visit L. O. McIntiRES. Dumb bells and Indian clubs of weight at Smith's. A clean bath is a luxury. Twenty for $2 at Andy Reeds. Straw Hats Latest Style, at ABE LEVY'S.