THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. St. tors e SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. Co. aundrp for s. do well to Shirts and order for h buy the lular price. Telephone ne's. PUBLISMED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. VII. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. Local. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 5, 1889. "Where's my hat?" Those plugs are beauties. Inter-fraternity meeting this poon Spring vacation commences Thursday. So Hall will be Athenaeum's "figure head." Alas! April fool's day was appropriately celebrated by the students. "Robert's Rules of Order admits of two constructions." Who ever heard of the like before.? The Trigonometry class was quizzed Wednesday. The inter-fraternity base ball Association will hold a meeting this noon in Room No. 11. The High School will have rhetorical exercises this afternoon. Orophilian will banquet her Senior members Commencement week. Great scheme. Hadley and Shellabarger are at present posing as amateur mesmerists. Miss Josie Hutchings will give a recital in the chapel to-night. Final examination in Zoology was held Wednesday and Thursday. The audience at "A Paper Doll" was composed almost exclusively of students. The Faculty held a meeting Tuesday night, and decided to grant the students Thursday, Friday and Monday of next week, for spring vacation. The Geometry class had a written review Wednesday, and have commenced the study of the last book of plain Geometry. A new pill-man was elected yesterday so the barbs are appeased. James Whitcomb Riley and Bill Nye will be in the city on the 16th. Prof. Sanderson lectured on the Physiology of the voice, Monday afternoon. "If John steals the book, he is wicked." It took our revered Chancellor to settle this much disputed question. Unity Club had an immense audience Monday night, to hear Prof. Blake and Mr. Smith on "Mesmerism." Prof. Snow's weather report for March was issued Monday. It shows the month to have been of more than average warmth. Saturday afternoon was lovely, and the boys took advantage of the fine weather to indulge in a game of ball. Notwithstanding the fact that President Ross' decisions were in accordance with the by-laws of Athenaeum's constitution, the majority appealed his decisions and by brute force carried the day. Oh Justice, where art thou? Lawrence has voted to build a $35,000 High School building. The class in Cæsar finished the sixth book this week. The campus is rapidly turning green, and soon the festive botany student will wander, trowel in hand, in quest of the Oxalis, as formerly. Hon. T. Dwight Thatcher, of Topeka, is quite prominently mentioned for the Chancellorship. Prof. Dyche delivered a lecture before School District No. 6, Friday, on "Elocution." In another column will be found the latest poetic production of Will H. Simpson's pen. It is a gem of great beauty. The class in Sophomore Elocution was favored with the recital of a selection from Merchant of Venice, by Prof. Sanderson, last Monday. Miss Lallie Buckingham entertained a number of her friends with a card party, Thursday evening. A most enjoyable time was spent with the charming hostess. Those present were: Misses Innes, Tisdale; Messrs. Earhart, Kaiser, and Flannelly. Harvey created a great sensation when he appeared with his Senior plug, Friday. The Washburn Glee Club is contemplating giving a concert in Lawrence, in the near future. The I.—F. B. B. Association held a meeting Monday noon. Wallace Swank presided as chairman pro tem. Smith, Shellabarger, and Simmons were appointed a committee on general arrangements. Meeting adjourned until to-day. Prof. Marsh's lecture before the literary societies has been postponed until next Tuesday evening. The old store-room in the north end of the basement is being fitted up as a workshop for the class in Physics. Prof. Blake received Saturday a 5,000 candle power Brush focusing lamp, to be used in stereoptican lectures. The good people of West Lawrence are said to have been greatly edified a few nights ago by the spectacle of Voorhis and Hadley in exceedingly scanty attire, and wrathfully pursuing a musical tomcat that was treating them to a seremade. Sunday at 4 p.m., at the Young Men's Christian Association, Song and praise service. Prof. El Escells' song book will be used. Students are very heartily invited to the service. Miss Tella Chapman has been compelled to leave school on account of ill health. She expects soon to go to Syracuse, Kans., hoping to derive benefit from the change. Mrs. J. H. Canfield very pleasantly entertained the University Sketch Club at a five o'clock tea, Monday. Died. To the barb faction on Wednesday evening, April 3, at 9:30, George M. Culver, aged 15 years, 186 months. He will be interred in the Beta Theta Pi cemetery, where Wooglin will watch over his sad remains. In his demise the barbs have sustrained a great loss; their leader has fallen; the crown which they had placed upon his head has been rudely thrust aside, and they feel deserted and lost. Mr. Culver fought bravely for "students Associations" and for the "dear barbs," he helped on the Times and had a big finger in the new Oratorical Association and has now gone to reap the reward of his labors at the hands of those who have so fairhfully watched over, guarded and guided him in his praise-worthy, disinterested, noble efforts. Peace to his ashes. To the sad-eyed barbs who have been so rudely deserted, we extend our heartfelt sympathy in this their hour of bereavement. Pharmacy Phreaks.] L. W. Snepp spent Sunday in Olathe with his family. The juniors rose up in their barbarian wrath and smote the fraternities hip and thigh. The mandate has gone forth that a Greek, however meek, can not a pill speech speak. It is rumored that many of the Pharmics are "Lonely bouillon"since exams. SMART JUNIOR—White's monthly effusions in the Review. PROF.—What is the most powerful emetic? Hickey has finished assaying at last. Personal. Otis visited at his home in Atchison this week. Miss Emma Wnite was quite sick last week. Misses Innes, Town and Mason visited the University Friday afternoon. Hogeboom and Edson Sundayed in Topeka. Will Franklin has decided to remain another year with the University. Regent Moody was in town Saturday. Fred Kellogg and mustache were n Lawrence the first of the week. Charley Voorhees is now one of the business managers of the Times. Doc Himoe, of Kansas City, a well known student of former years, was in Lawreece last Saturday. Misses Price and House visited the University Monday. Fred Dorrance Sundayed in Topeka. Allie Walker visited K. S. U. Wednesday. Lucene Barker was sick last Monday. Miss Carrie Watson spent last Sunday in Emporia. P. P. Campbell was seen in the city last Friday. Fiegenbaum is taking shorthand lessons at the Business College. Roy Hair, of Belleville, visited friends in Lawrence last Saturday and Sunday. Orrendorf has quit school and expects to start at once for California. Miss Merriam,preceptress at Washburn College, visited K. S. U. Saturday. Paul Learnard of Topeka, spent Sunday in the city. Luther Brown, of Edmodena, Cal., is visiting in Lawrence with Hall. Prof. MacBrewd..11 Prof. and Mrs. Green entertained the Faculty recently. Prof. MacDonald has been conducting chapel the past week. Inez Henshaw was at the University Friday afternoon. No.28 Prof. W. S. Jenks of Ottawa, was in Lawrence last Saturday. Mrs. Chas. Gleed visited in the city this week. Howard Deverell expects to visit in Olathe next week. Nate McCague was on the hill Wednesday. wEDNESDAY Anna Barke and Miss Love visited the University Monday. ed the University Chancellor Lippincott was in Toseka last night. Sherman will spend his vacation in Rossville. The Misses Morgan visited the University Tuesday. Prof. A. G. Canfield conducted the Y.M.C.A.meeting last Sunday. Kistler is the latest Sigma Nu. The Fraternity now numbers twenty-one active members. C. A. Peabody went to Kansas City yesterday to spend a few days. Misses Barrit, Townsey, and Patrick, of Ottawa, were shown through the University Friday. Mrs. Carruth will lecture before the Pi Beta Psis to-morrow afternoon, at the home of Miss Sue Miles. Prof. Ryan is going to leave us. His many friends regret his departure. Otto Johnson attended the Tertelerian Club hop in Ottawa Tuesday. The Inter-State Contest. The judges selected for the Inter-State oratorical contest to be held at Gunnell, Iowa, May 2nd, are as follows: Thought and Composition, Gov. Foraker of Ohio, Pres. F. O. Chamberlain of the State University of Wisconsin, Attorney General John Y. Stone of Iowa. Delivery, Judge John T. Phillips of Kansas City, Mo, Ex-Gov. James W. Dawes of Nebraska, Hon. W. N. Horner of Illinois. So far we have heard from only five State contests. These states will be represented as follows: Kansas, A. W. Brewster, Washburn College, "Progress and its Agencies;" Illinois, F. W. Wheeler, Wesleyan University, "The Perpetual in America;" Iowa, O. R. Patrick, Parsons College, "Luther before the Diet of Worms;" Wisconsin, J. A. Blaisdell, Beloit College, "Riot and Revolution;" Ohio, E. S. Hughes, Wesleyan University, "The Philosophy of Inequality. The secretary, Mr. Hartigan, of Doane College, Neb., writes that the contest promises to be a great success. And you can put it down right now that Kansas is going in for first place and Brewster is his name. The Revised Version. xxII- And we hope it will rouse the conviction. That you're money is certainly due. Now we'll wager a year's subscription. These lines you're sure to pursue. Come up to the editor's table And plank down all your back dues. For we know you're abundantly, and we are too poor to lose. Come up to the editor's table Grand opening of millinery goods on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of this week, at Mrs. Eva Savage's parlors. Buy your NEW HAT of ABE LEVY.