1 State Historical From THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. es Kansas. nent SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. cellar ORE Prices s. VOL. VII. e Most Is City. I Poor, that will Reductions Seen to e are ile Co es. Local. Verdant Not satisfied yet? Want to see the young ladies? (Continued from former issue.) LAWRENCE, KANSAS, JANUARY 25, 1889 And to hear a recital whose tone and whose grade is Of kindlier spirit; a more delicate vein Not marred by the strife and the haughty disdain Which characterizes the other refrain? Well I must say, Young Verdant, you're certainly curious. But yet I confees 'tis a treat to allure us. So now Madameoselles, if you'l please condescend To grant us the favor and so far unbend As to satisfy the desire of our friend And the grace of your person and intel, leet lend To—you will? then here Verdant, attend! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Now really we're not at all odd You think so? Dear me, pity! You think so? Dear me Oh, of course we all danc And tl—— look askance, But we're otherwise awfully stiddy. And our "shines", and our "g-ubs" I sur mise. Would be like to open your eyes. We qust on the floor While the victuals we just paralyze! Oh dear I do wish they would build a cable car or a dummy line up that horrible hill. I just know its ruining my health a .d wrote mamma so, to climb that hateful old thing every morning. Why ye-es, of course. Were you there? Had an elegant time. Mandolin Club and floor waxed till you could hardly stand. Danced everytime and the nine extras! We endeavor all kinds to secure Our distiutions as well we endeavor all hands to secure Both the gay and the plain and demure; So I can't really tell As I might if we only were fewer; For we've the "precisely prim young creature" And the girl "who makes music a feature" And a queer kind of "nui Who considers it fun To sit a la Henry Ward Beecher. And ever so many other kinds, cause they're so many of us. We've every imaginable class from Sally Doesenback from Way back to Miss Vere d4 Vere from Topeka. And we are the coming Frat of the school, cause they're so many of us. And we naturally beat them all "rushing" this fall, cause they're so many of us. And then they're so many of us— We were what you might designate "bloomers." When we were young and quite numerous - * * * But now ower us dissolution is stealing, This blood in our veins night congealing But you can let your whole stack What in this way we lack We were up on our muscle In a style that made rivalry humorous. And could get out and hustle Now what do I think? well, just about this. Is made up by our awful big feelings. * * * * dress to eat a ten cent meal, and have the privilege of airing ones aristocratic tendencies and ___ We've just joined the Ancient Order of Has-beens. They're a nice crowd—where you may tell all about old times, and how things have changed, and deprecate the fashion of soiling a ten dollar That every particular fraternity miss Appears to have formed, by some process or other. And held the same view as her Fraternity brother. And are rather more generally given to "gushing." With perhaps this exception—they indulge in more "rushing" O'er their own many virtues and likewise bewailing Their sisters' short-comings and various fallings. Rock-Chalk-Jay-Hawk, K. U! The library has received a number of new books. Now for Emporia. of new books. Exams are ended and the time of parting has come. A number of new students have entered the University. Andy Reed is advertising another raffle for the students. name for the students. Monday night was plainly ladies night at the opera house. night at the open house The class in zoology commenced yesterday in Snow Hall. yesterday in Snow Ham Both the Phi Gams and Sigs will parties next week. A number of the students have fathers in the legislature. The Phi Psis gave an informal host last Wednesday night. hop last Wednesday night. There is some talk of having a May with Him, or no queen party with Hogeboom as queen. A number of Washburn students attended the oratorical contest. A large number of fraternity parties are billed for the near future. The election of officers on both the COURIER and Times will be held soon. What are the barb editors of the Times up to? Another has disappeared. Every one is going to the state contest at Emporia to hurrah for Reed and K. S. U. The University investigating committee, appointed by the senate, will be down next week. Prof. Snow is busily engaged in classifying the large collection of fossil leaves. The main floor of t:s chapel was filled at the contest Tuesday night. The "sure enough" stock holders are happy. It is probable that the Santa Fe will give reduced rates to all students attending the coming contest. The corridors presented a very desolate appearance this week. Everybody was enduring exams. The Review is out to-day. The Pi Beta Phi's will hold a grub at the residence of Miss Miles Saturday evening. It is said that several young ladies will be initiated into the Sorosis. Finney was visiting his Phi Delt brothers to-day. The Minnionite college at McPherson is nearly completed. Ask Roberts about small-pox. Two stories of "Bethel" college, at Newton, are completed. The average of the present attendance at chapel is about thirty. The average age among thh senior Laws is twenty-three and five-sevenths years. The students have well patronized the "Pathfinders" this week. The weather turned warm this week, much to the disgust of the lovers of skating. The children in the street cry, so say Virtue and White: "I'm a barb no longer, I'm a Sigma Chi." There was an excellent article on "Liberal Education" by W. B. Strouble, in the January Salina Normal Register. Final evidence was given in the oratorical trial last Saturday morning. The decision of the judges will soon be announced. The Betas will entertain their lady friends in their "elegant hall" next Friday evening. Our genial clerk, Will Curry has been kept busy this week recording and announcing examination grades to the students. The student who buys his own coal is not kicking against the warm weather which we have had so far this winter. * M. O. Billings, of Marion, will soon start a monthly magazine called the Rural Kansan. It will be a farmers paper and the only magazine published in the state. The young lady students are said to be all broke up over our handrome clerk and that shy and diffident young man is now almost afraid to go out alone on account of their persecutions. E: D. Eames is busily engaged in cleaning and dressing the buffalo hides preparatory to immersing them in brine. A few choice ones will be mounted, while the rest will be used for exchange with less fortunate institutions. It is greatly desired by a class of students that the professor in English place among the theme subjects the "Necessity of a Gymnasium." A startling amount of eloquence and argument has already been expended on this all important subject. The following books have just been received for the University library: Anglo-Saxon Dictionary, by Harrison and Baskerville; Civilization of the United States, by Matthew Arnold; Letters of Lady Montague, edited by W. May Thomas; Literary History of England, by Mrs. Oliphant. Personal. Miss Alice Penfield will visit Miss Lyons soon. Miss Clark enters school this term. No 18. C. M. Randolph re-enters school this term. Knowlton is now rooming with Edson, on the hill. A. E. Curdy leaves for Europe the first of next month. Wehe and Stanley now room on Ohio street. Miss Mame Lyons enters the University this term. Mrs. Doddley Haskell was among Monday's visitors. Otis received a visit from his father this week. Miss McMillan has returned from her tour through the East. Miss Webster surprised her friends by visiting the Uuiversity Monday. Miss Bessie Shepherd, of the Business College, has entered the University. Earhart is now rooming with Butterworth and Flannelly on Kentucky street. Tip McIntire enters the University this term. He is a fine baseball player, as all the boys know. Suppose you have noticed the ribbon Flaunelly and Butterworth are wearing. Miss Lulu Kenyon and Miss Eva Howe are new additions to the drawing and painting classes in the Art Department. Kaiser was suddenly called home Saturday to attend the funeral of a friend. He returned in time for examinations. "Ben" Butler will go to the inau-guration of Harrison with the Firs Regiment Band. Hamblin will not return to the University this year, but will attend the Ottawa University. Ernest Robinson and Herb Haddley are having a duck "boat" built preparatory to duck hunting next spring. Miss Florence Beck, one of the Greencastle, Ind., Thetos, will visit Miss Webster and Miss Benedict next week. Prof. Marsh's resignation has attracted much comment in the press of the State. Miss Webster attended the German given by the Imperial club at Topeka Wednesday evening. Miss Bean, Mrs. Shaw and Miss Darrah were shown through the University last Monday. Fox attended the golden wedding of his grand-parents last Monday. If he looks weak and worried, don't be astonished. He hasn't recovered from his ride on the Carbondale railroad. Hackett lost his bet on the contest. Gilmore was in Leavenworth Friday. E. S. Meade was on this week'a sick list. Prof. Green went to Topeka Wednesday. Nissen, of this city, has entered the University for the remainder of the year. Miss Penfield is visiting Miss Mame Lyons. Miss Emma Dunn, a former student, has entered the Junior class. M. O. Billings visited his Phi Psi brethren Tuesday and visited old friends. The class in Freshman French took up Raceine's Athalie yesterday morning. Olson and Dolman of Washburn were interested auditors at the contest Tuesday night. Mr. and Mrs. Goldstandt of Westcliffe, Colo., were shown about the University Tuesday. C. S. Gleed, of Topeka, M. P. Simpson, of McPherson, and C. R. Mitchell of Geuda, were in town to attend the Regent's meeting Tuesday. Edson, Armstrong and Shellabarger will go to Topeka to-night to spend Sunday and recuperate after the excessive strain of the examinations. Tucker, first baseman of Washburn base ball nine was among the number of students who came down from the college up the river to take in the contest. T. F. Doran, a last year's graduate and one of the contestants in the oratorical exercises last year came down from Topeka Tuesday and smiled at the efforts of some of the boys who were trying to distinguish themselves and win immortal fame. Harry Smith, an old Phil Gam boy now attending West Point, spent his holidays in New York with his brethren Blair and Crowell. W. A. Jackson, of last year's law class, besides having built up a fair practice at Atchison, Ks., represents Dun's Mercantile Agency in that city and is doing well generally. H. E. Riggs writes from Temple, Tex., and says he is very well pleased with his position. He has about five hundred miles of railroad to look after and is kept pretty busy. He expects to make a trip through all the large cities in Texas before the winter is over. What makes the boys all gather in groups on the street Tuesday and Friday afternoons and look about as if expecting to see some one? Why to see the little maidens tripping with dainty foot-steps with dumbbells and Indian clubs in hand to attend the gymnasium meeting. Wm. Bromelsick Carries the Finest Line of Gents' Furnising Goods.