Library Window us or of Lawrence attention reqqo ce House ceries. dy. THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. Tables SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. ts Street nishers, irises and unade to order ), these gar- class goods for about need of any and see if we o fit you. ,—We have connection with your Laundry be pleased.ivered. 1000 PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. VI. Local. Prof. Canfield received last week the largest thesis ever prepared in the University. During their senior year, Miss Agnes Wright and Miss Olive Thompson undertook, as their topic in Special Economics, to translate Luvasseur's sketch of John Law's Mississippi scheme. The volume consisted of more than three hundred closely printed pages, and the translation—just completed—fills eight hundred pages of manuscript. It is a monument of patience and industry, and is certainly worthy of any department in any University in the country. Prof. Canfield is highly pleased with the result, characterizing the work as an accurate and excellent translation. It is not known that there is another translation of this work into English. The manuscript will be bound and placed in the University library. The Kansas City Alumni Chapter of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity, was organized in that city Tuesday evening. The first of a series of monthly dinners was given at the Hotel Brunswick, in which nearly thirty Beta's participated. Dinners are to be given the third Tuesday of each month, and invitations are to be sent to all Beta's in the west. At the initial banquet nearly thirty were present, representing the following colleges: Amherst, Michigan, Cornell, Westminster, Washington and Jefferson, Kenyon, Richmond, Cumberland, Dennison, Iowa State, DePauw; Wabash, Dickinson, Columbia, and Kansas State University. An informal party was given last Friday evening by the Phi Psis, at their halls in the opera house block. The usual pleasant time is reported. Among those present were: Misses Mame Lyons, Lillie McMillan, Kate Merrill, Taylor, of Leavenworth; Lucile Pennebaker, Kate Wilder, Kittie Bistline, Nan Love, Julia Benedict, Belle Roberts; and Messrs. S. T. Gilmore, C. S. Crane, Henry Nickel, W. P. Brown, O. B. Taylor, A. W. Postlethwaite, E. L. Swope, A. L. Bennett, O. H. Campbell, S. J. Bailey. Edna Blood's Ten of the "U and I" club will have a candy party at Bowersock's to-night. Prof. Aldrich begins next week, Wednesday, a course of lectures on "The German Song," all of which will be illustrated by programs carefully selected. The first one will trace the history of the song to the time of Beethoven, and the illustrations will include songs dating as far back as 1270. The other lectures to be given April 4, 8, and 25, will be upon "Schubert" and "Schuman,"—the last treating of many living composers, Brahms, Rubenstein, Franz, etc. Those interested in these lectures will be made welcome. Juniors are on a strike and the Prof. still determined. The Chemistry class had their pictures taken last Tuesday. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 23, 1888 Pharmacy. Mr. Albach has succeeded in purifying mercury by re-crystalization. The class in Organic Chemistry will require at least two weeks of next half term, in which to finish that study. The Juniors will not have to consult their Waterbury's any longer, since Mr. Woodward has presented the department with a good time keeper. The happy smiles on the faces of the Juniors, for the last few days, were caused by the knowledge that they will soon be permitted to make mud pies in the Physics Laboratory, in connection with the study of crystallography. While the Seniors have been aware for some time that glycerine and carbolic acid were alcohols, nevertheless, this knowledge has not had any damaging effect on their morals. Several members of the graduating class have commenced to "work up" their theses. If good work is to be done, and some original research carried on, the class will find the allotted time none too long. Athanacum. How the "preps" do come up. "175 of 'em." The Peak Sisters is to be repeated next Thursday at half past five. Let all come. Last Friday the meeting of Athanaeum literary society was called to order a little after the regular time. but the quality of the exercises fully made up for the irregularity of beginning. Among the noticeable features on the program were a declaration by Laura Gregg; a well prepared essay, read by Hacket; an oration by E. S. Mead, and the "Current Events" essay by C. P. Chapman. The debate upon the Blair Educational bill was the most prominent feature of the day. Messrs. Chentner and Sharum advocated the defeat of the bill, while Messrs. Stout and Gilbert spoke for its passage. President Stout says that he will call the society to order on time to-day or break a button. All that want to see a good walking match should go to Bismarck tomorrow. Butler, Street, Jus Bowersock, Roberts, Ed Morris and Root, will walk for one hour, for a wager. Heel-and-toe rules to be strictly observed. Voorhis and Cunkle referees and judges. General athletic contest after the race. Pools sold at the grand stand. Let everyone get out next Saturday and show his proficiency in playing ball. A small boating party went up the river last Saturday and report an excellent time. REPORTER. The editorial class have certainly fallen far short of the standard which they had hoped to reach. Only two editorials have been graded one, three or four two and all the rest have fallen below, some of them far below. Prof. Marsh has so far received only one or two decent paragraphs. The Sigma Chi's are organizing a ball team. Any one wanting a game should see Brown. The Political Science Reading Club had a very interesting session last Saturday morning. Prof.—"Mr. M—— change, he is in love, to figurative language." Mr.M.—— "He is struck." *Ex.* There will be an Easter festival at the U. G. Armory next Wednesday and Thursday, given by the "U and I" club. Our Pharmacy local is on a strike. We are afraid we will have to hire another man if he does not come back. Prof. Marsh has announced that the Junior forensics have been corrected and can now be obtained upon application. It is rumored that Athanaeum has decided to have Gladstone deliver an address before it—Orophilian, send for Bismarck. The Telegraph club held a meeting last week at which various assessments were levied and Snow Hall admitted to the circuit. Some one has said "should the Faculty compel attendance at chapel again, the 'chief' would order a 'strike' immediately." Prof. W. S. Franklin delivered a lecture before the Unity club last Friday evening on "Optics as Applied to Painting." The lecture was very interesting, explaining how the varied effects of painting are produced. An attempt was made on Tuesday and Wednesday to take a picture of the Chemistry class. It was such a novelty to some of the class that they couldn't control their emotions, and the picture was spoiled by the contortion of their features. The following is the program that will be rendered in Science Club room at four o'clock this afternoon: "Modern Ordinance," by F. C. Keys; "The Gramophone, by A. L. Noyes; "Recent Chemical News," by T. L. Abbey; "Faraday," E. E. Slosson. One can scarcely enjoy a meal at any of the restaurants in this town, from the fact that there is always a crowd of boys in them fumigating the whole building with cigarette smoke. We should like to see some place that people could go for oysters or a meal without being disturbed by hoodlums or made sick by cigarette smoke. Personal. F. H. Oney is improving. Miss Franc Eddy is convalescent. F. H. Olney is improving. Ask Merrifield about his Abilene friend. Miss Franc Eddy is convalescent. And Ms. Michael is ill. Ahimele Laura O'Brien was at the University Monday. Butler is very sick at his home in Spring Hill. Miss Sutliff visited the University on Wednesday. Maggie Mushrush is now one of the "Kittens." Miss Thacher was seen in the halls Wednesday. G. W. Welbaum visited the University on Monday. Nellie Franklin's mamma is visiting her this week. S. W. Barnes is still very sick at his home in Beloit. Julius Leipman has returned to his home in Fort Scott. M. E. Otis was on the sick list the first part of the week. Mrs. D. M. Sprinkle visited the University Wednesday. Helen Simpson was detained from her recitations Tuesday. Miss Manie Simpson will sail for America the last of May. J. W. Robinson resumed his work at the University, Tuesday. Miss Lucile Pennebaker visited the University last Thursday. Frank Robinson has recovered sufficiently to resume his studies. Neil Brooks has returned to resume his work at the University. Miss Kittie Taylor, of Leavenworth, visited Miss Bistline last week. No. 27. A. C. Mackley, of Carbondale, visited his Sigma Nu brethren last week. W. H. Finfrock was called home Monday by the sudden illness of his mother. Misses Julia Benedict and Lillie McMillan climbed Mt. Oread last Thursday. Miss McMillan and Miss Julia Benedict, were seen in the halls on Friday last. Mrs. Webb, of Nortonville, visited her son and daughter in the University last week. The Kappa Gammas had a very pleasant social meeting last Saturday evening. Prof. Dyche, Brown and Kellogg, were hunting last Saturday and shot (?) five ducks. Miss Alice Dickie, of Winfield, Kansas, was shown through the University on Wednesday. Miss Lillie Freeman has recovered from her illness, and will return to the University in about a week. Jep. Davis has recovered. Gilmore went out home last Saturday. Will O'Bryon was on the hill last week. Geo. Dick has joined the Usher Guards. Julius Leipman visited old scenes last week. Brown is mounting an antelope skeleton. Cyrus Crane is thinking of going to Colorado. Mr. Finny called on his friends last week. Miss Eve Howe is now at Los Angeles, Cala. Jacobs joined the Usher Guaras Monday night. S. W. Shattuck, of '87, is studying law at Wichita. S. C. Brewster went to Kansas City Saturday. John C. Hogin went to Kansas City last week. Maude Thrasher visited her Theta sisters last week. Miss Fanny Pickering returned to Lawrence this week. O. B. Taylor visited in Leavenworth last Sunday. L. F. Gault, of '87 writes from Pueblo that fortune is smiling upon him. Miss Lemn Beard has been visiting friends in Leavenworth. Miss Nanny Anderson has been visiting her many friends. It is rumored that Prof. Templin will leave for Europe in May. Barlow Lippincott is working on the Chicago extension of the Santa Fe. Miss Sarepta Greenwood, one of last year's students, is visiting in the city. C. C. McIntire, of Osceola, Iowa, shook hands with his Sigma Chi friends last week. Buy Your New Hat of ABE LEYV. J. B. Stout and J. A. Mushrush joined the Usher Guards Monday evening. Mushrush and Shellabarger went to Topeka last Friday. They returned Monday. F. C. Simpson, of McPherson, was initiated into Beta Theta Pi last Saturday evening. B. T. Riley has recovered and is teaching at Wellsville. He will return to the U. of K. next year. W. T. and F. E. Reed and Campbell Watson attended the banquet of the Kansas City Betas, at Hotel Brunswick, last Tuesday evening. The Southwest College, at Winfield, is to be dedicated March 28. Chancellor Lippincott is to deliver the address on the evening of the 27th. Bishop Bowman is to deliver the dedicatory address on the 28th. A large number of invitations have been sent throughout the state.