table of lawsuits ial attention roceries 1 Tables wrence House oody. THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. gars. settts Street. PHOTOGRAPHER NEW CHAIR neat. Counte COAQ ! 1. Grades of Co A. Arch Mass. St. Bran unthro street. Tel Proprietora. etts Street. RANT ccos, & cigar real Tickets, $8.50. St. ies, Cigars, Excited. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. VOL. VI. Local. Ah! that Annual!!! The faculty met yesterday. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. The Entre Nous gives a party tonight. The Kappa Alpha Theta's have a new piano in their hall. The third forensics of the Juniors and Seniors are due the sixth. Catalogues have been sent to the senior classes of the high schools. The Seniors are waiting appointments with fear and trembling. the reporter for Atheneum failed to put in an appearance this week. Sophomore German class commence "Nathan the Wise" this week. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 2, 1888. The work at the new experimental station at Manhattan, is well under way. Several University students attended Clara Morris at Kansas City last week. The question with the Seniors is, "Who are going to get appointments?" A large number of students went to see Rhea, Monday. All were very much pleased. The new Armington, Sims engine, for the Physics department, is daily expected to arrive. The I. C.'s entertain their Alumni friends Saturday evening at the home of Miss McFarlane. The materials are ready to put in another pier in the laboratories of the physics department. NO.24. The new telegraph instruments for the University line came a week or so ago. The line is now all up and in full operation. The recent article on the University published by the Commonwealth, is provoking considerable discussion throughout the state. It is understood that a movement is on foot to form a corporation for the purpose of building and running a ladies' boarding house upon the summit of Mt. Oread. It is rumored that the Seniors are making combinations for class day. Oh, boys, you should go on merit, and not on fraternity or barb combinations. The Tennis Club met Wednesday and completed its organization. The membership is limited to twenty and is already full. We can have a good tennis club if we can't succeed at base ball. The University telegraph line is now completed. It extends from the University to the Superintendent's residence. About seventeen instruments are running at present and others will be connected soon. The line will be run to a repeater in the Western Union office so as to get standard time from St. Louis every morning at 10 o'clock. It is said that the average standing of the present Senior class is very high. The Political Science Reading Club meets Saturday morning at 9 o'clock. The cadets at the Agricultural College are organized into four companies. About a week ago they had a sham battle. The professors have had lots of fun over the Commonwealth's statement that most of them have not begun to shave yet. The Kansas City and Leavenworth high schools are soon to visit the University. Perhaps the Seniors will have another picnic. Prof. Canfield has lately ordered several valuable additions to his department of the library. They are expected to arrive at an early date. Wat Tomlin, who is remembered by many of the students, is taking up a claim in Colorado. He promises to visit Lawrence during commencement. T. J. Kellam, of Topeka, gave the Library two volumes by Kansas writers. "Rhymes of Ironquill," by Eugene Ware, and "Patrick O'Monighan," by Grace Kirkland. The examinations at the Agricultural College seems to be following the example of K. S. U. in becoming harder. Quite a number of students have recently been compelled to go home on account of failure to keep up in their classes. The library has just received a copy of "Esther, the Gentile," from Mrs. J. K. Hudson, the author. The volume is neatly bound and presents a tidy appearance in every respect. It is a valuable addition to the list of Kansas books by Kansas authors, in the library. Prof. Canfield has formally announced that all members of the Constitutional and Political History class who are late at, or stay out of recitations to concoct political schemes with reference to "The Annual" or anything else, shall be shot at sunset of the day of their offence. At the last meeting of the Science Club a very abstruse paper on mathematics was read. From the ideas gained by him from the paper, Prof. Dyche formulated the following definition: "Mathematics, then, may be defined as a vague generalization of an apparent hallucination, whereby something or nothing may, or may not, continuously increase or diminish in size." Some krank or kranks who probably envy the boys wearing "Dunlaps" have a very obnoxious habit of playing football and like games with the hats hung in the halls and, while this may cause them some amusement, it soon grows monotinous to the sufferers. Bro. Webb bobs up serenely, after a short visit home. Pharmacy. Mr. Root received a visit from his mother, this past week. Mr. Ed Franklin conducted the recitation in Organic Chemistry, on Tuesday. Mr. Britton returned Monday night from his home where he has been recruiting, after a short illness. Mr. Barns will be unable to resume his studies again this year. His sickness partakes of the nature of typhoid fever. Arthur Elsworth Topping, fills his new position of Assistant Professor in Chemistry, with dignity and marked ability. No recitation in either class on Tuesday. McClinton visited his parents in Leavenworth the latter part of this week. Law. Jacobs went to Topeka, on Tuesday, to report the Hillman case for the prosecution. Prof. Summerfield has returned from his pleasure trip in the South, and is now doing double work. Prof. Green is in Topeka, trying to help the U. S. Court determine whether Hilman was Hilman or the other fellow. The Juniors had a very interesting mock trial at Kent Club, Thursday evening, in which Leiger was prosecuted for criminal libel. Fidler had a very interesting case before Judge Edgar this week, in which Fidler's client had sued defendant for communicating to him certain "obnoxious varmints." Following is Fidler's closing plea to the court: "May it please your Honor. It is as clear to me as mud, that from the multifariousness of the evidence in this case that the defendant is guilty of fraudulently and maliciously inoculating this plaintiff and this plaintiff's domicile with epizoic parasites of the genera ano-plura and mallo-plaga, of the order hemiptera and species of pediculus as numerous as Moses sent them upon Pharoh in Egypt, and as a result this plaintiff is afflicted with phihirexis at the hands of this lice-entious man. Squire Edgar nervously adjusted his glasses and said that he had no doubt but that all the gentleman had said was true, but that it didn't quite apply in this case. Dr. M. L. Chase, of Irving, Kansas, has just made the Library a present of forty volumes. He is certainly a generous friend to the Library as he has given it one hundred and twenty volumes. The Courier would like to see the State Legislature as generous in proportion as Dr. Chase. Orophilian. Quite a large audience assembled in Orophilian hall on last Friday afternoon and were well entertained by a program such as only Orophilians can present, even though this was only the second session of this year. The officers for the ensuing term, as appointed and installed were: Chorister, W. E. Higgins; Reporter, F. E. Reed; Seargeant-at-Arms, W. R. Cone; Critic, M. Halligan. The society then listened attentively to the program as rendered essays by H. Buckingham and M Halligan; declamations by Anna Beardsley and Chas. Prentis; extemporaneous, F. E. Reed, W. E. Higgins and Joe Ralston. The debate on the question of the Blair educational bill was then discussed in an able and eloquent manner by T. F. Doran and Geo. Dick on affirmative, and C. E. Street and A. L. Wilmoth on the negative. This important question was once and forever settled in favor of the negative. In every respect the session was a complete success and Orophilian is bound to retrieve it4 former prestige. Will Spencer has gone to Strong City. Mrs. Snow is quite sick. J. W. Root is enjoying a visit from his mother. W. A. Jackson has been unwell during the week. Mrs. Prof. Marsh is recovering from her recent illness. Miss Lillian Dudley was not able to climb Mt. Oread Friday. Claude Highbargain was seen in the halls yesterday morning. Joe Weaver, of Leavenworth, visited O. B. Taylor last week. M. O. Billings cane up from Marion to attend the Phi Psi Anniversary. Gertie Meller has gone to Kansas City, where she will remain a month. Prof. Blake went to Wichita, last week in the interest of his department. Miss Mary Holsinger visited her University friends Monday last. The Senior girls celebrated Washington's birthday by having their pictures taken. Miss Clara Hunsicker, an old K.S. U. student, has been visiting Miss Jennie Oliver. Clarence Himoe came up from Kansas City, Wednesday evening, for a short visit. Mamie Munley and Helen Simpson very pleasantly entertained a few friends Tuesday evening of last week Dr. O'Leary is going to deliver a short course of lectures at the Opera House, commencing Saturday Evening, March 3. The opening lecture will be free. He treats on Physiology, Hygiene and the laws of Life, Health, etc. Personal. Mrs. Prof. Aldrich is very sick. Mrs. Prof. Aldrich is very sick. Prof. J. W. Green is out of town. Prof. Bailey went to Winfield this week. Miss Emma White is visiting in Olathe. Chas. Voorbis was on the sick list last week. Prof. Marsh went to Topeka last Tuesday. Miss Jennie Sutliff visited school Wednesday. Peabody is one of the new Pharmacy students. Miss Nellie Dow, of Olathe. is expected Saturday. Ed. Slosson's mother is paying him a short visit. Alice Penfield has returned to her home in Fairmount. W. T. Reed has returned from Wichita and Newton. Miss Babcock was detained from her classes last Friday. Babcock is the new pharmacy student from Slater, N. M. Miss Daisy Cockins was seen in the halls last Friday. J. W. O'Brien has returned from his trip to Depew, Colorado. Mr. Brown, of Topeka, has been visiting W.E.Curry, this week. M. E. Otis returned Sunday from a visit to his home in Atchison. A. L. Sloan, after a severe illness is again able to attend classes. Mattie Snow has been detained from classes the past week by illness. Hiram Montgomery spent last Saturday and Sunday at his home in Oregon, Mo. Mr. and Mrs. H. F. Graham, of '86 now living at Abilene, Kansas, are the happy parents of a little daughter. A. L. Burney, another of the Kentucky street club, has been sick for the last week. Prof. Bailey showed the Freshman Chemistry class through the gas works Tuesday. Miss Josie Cook passed through town on Friday on her way to Hutchinson to visit friends. Barlow Lippincott and Fred Morris have returned from a visit to Russell Houk, at Hutchinson. Miss Kittie Bistline returned Monday from a visit with Kansas City friends. Miss Lillie Freeman has returned to her home in Topeka, poor health preventing her continuing her work at K. S. U. The U and I club have secured the noted Peak Sisters to give a concert at Plymouth church, Tuesday evening, March 6. Admission 25c. Everyone come. Ask Abe Levy to Show You Those New Flannel Shirts.