awrence ention House. THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. IT. ly. life of Louis on Wednes- all begin on SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. Tables ceries. Street. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. VI Personal. Lena Beard climbed the hill Monday. Prof. Bailey went to Winfield Tuesday. Miss May Haskell spent Tuesday in Topeka. Miss Etta Hadley was heard in the balls Monday. Miss Lillie Turner was seen in the halls Thursday. Miss Emma White visited friends at the University Monday. Dr. Lippincott visited Kansas City the first of the week. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, DECEMBER 9, 1887. Dr. Williams now hears the class in mental and moral science. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. Miss Mamie Henshaw entertained a number of friends Tuesday. Miss Daisy Clendenness, of Topeka, the guest of Miss Kitta, Haddley. was the guest of Miss Bitta . . . Miss Mable Wimple visited the University wity a friend yesterday. H. E. Valentine, of Topeka, was in the city on legal business Monday. J. R. Rank, of the Atchison Globe will visit friends in Lawrence next week. Miss Georgia Brown will entertain a number of friends next Wednesday. W. W. Davis was detained from classes on account of sickness last Tuesday. W. R. Cone was seen in consultation with Policeman Phillips in the library Tuesday. W. A. Brown went to Kansas City on University business the first of the week. Prof. Franklin spent last Saturday evening with his astronomy class gazing at the stars. Frank Exline, a former student of the University made a short stop in the city last Tuesday. Miss Lyle Hynes departed Wednesday for New Orleans. She will be absent about ten days. A. L. Share and Samuel T. Cones of the Pharmacy department passed the state examination Monday. Miss Etta Hatley entertained a few University friends Monday in honor of Miss Daisy Clendenen. Mr. Pliny Soper was in the city Tuesday, and came up the hill to shake hands with his Beta brethren. John Sullivan, of Kansas City, came up Monday to take a view of the Fraternity-Barb controversy. O C. Le Suer left Tuesday for Albuquerque, New Mexico, to take a position as civil engineer on the survey of the Santa Fe R. R. Miss Lulu Simpson, of Wyandotte has been the guest of her cousin. Miss Helen Simpson for several days. Miss Gussie Price left yesterday to visit for a few days in Kansas City, from which place she will go to Omaha, where she will spend the holidays. Local. One week more. The Review comes out Monday. The Pharmacists had a quiz Tuesday. Freshmen when do you intend to organize? The Kent Club had an interesting meeting last night. The Sigma Chis give a progressive eucre party to-night. The seats for the auditorium of Snow Hall arrived Tuesday. A good many students attended "Virginia" Wednesday night. K. S. U. has a band—where is the man that says college spirit is dead? Some of the recitation rooms have been kept uncomfortably cool this week. One week until vacation. What music this is to the ear of a K. S. U. student. The Sophomore Chemistry Class use a text book written by Prof. Bailey. NO. 14. Phi Gamma Delta fraternity gives its anniversary reception on next Thursday eve. Our lean pocketbook asks for reduced R.R. fare home. Are we going to have it? The class in constitutional and political history have taken up Adams' Administration. Ed. Franklin has charge of the chemistry department during Prof. Bailey's absence. This kind of weather which we have been having this week is almost conducive of spring fever. The Sophomore English class now write an abstract a week. The quantity, at least, is all right. From the scarcity of "locals" it would seem that they are already off on their holliday vacation. Any student that can play a horn who has not yet joined the band will please report to F. W. Butler. Several students and Profs, went to Topeka this week to see the great painting now on exhibition there. St. Peter—"Where'd say you were from?" St. Peter—"And didn't have anything to do with the Rice-Fraternity controversy?" St. Peter—"Present this check on the inside and take seat No.4, row 3 on the right. Gabriel, give this gentleman a harp." Pilgrim—"K. S. U." "Nothing whatever." "Didn't call any names or write anything for the papers?" "Not a word." The Ottawa University orator has been chosen. And K. S. U. will soon choose one, who will be selected at Baldwin City, to represent the great state of Kansas, in the interstate contest. The Topeka Capital of last Sunday contains a long,just and able editorial on Fraternities in our University. The Topeka Commonwealth says there are anarchists in K.S.U. Surely it is so for the Commonwealths a "truthful" paper. Remember January 6th is the date on which all orations have to be handed in in order to be admitted to the local oratorical contest. The books in the library are now being systematically arranged, so hereafter there will be "a place for everything, and everything in its place." Night was made hideous (for a little while one night this week) in some student's rooms on Kentucky St. Verily we need a gymnasium. Students of the English class should each buy a copy of "that book which pays for itself every week." Surely it would be a paying investment. The something which has decorated the visage of one by the name of "musical pipe" or something similar, has dissapeared, vanished. Excuse the obscurity. Some unesthetic student wanted to know if they were going to start a brick yard south of Snow Hall? The tennis players should slay this individual at once. It is the opinion of the Courier that there is enough musical talent in K. S. U. to support a quartette that is a credit to the institution. Let a word to the singers be sufficient. The University library received several new volumes this week. Indeed hardly a week passes but that some staunch friend of the University presents a few volumes to the library. Prof. Aldrich delivered a lecture on "Lohngengrin" yesterday afternoon in Arophilian hall, for the benefit of those who went to Kansas City to-day to see it rendered by the National Opera Company. The final contest in the great game of "Hat" came off last Tuesday. After a protracted and highly interesting game the championship of the K. S. U. was finally won by Joe Shellabarger by a score of 15 to 14. Last evening Mr. Washington Hadley delivered the eighth lecture in the course of lectures that are being delivered before the class in banking and finance by Mr. G. W. E. Griffith and the above named gentleman. The students of Washburne College held a prize debate last Friday evening, at which they debated the question, "Resolved; That the state should prohibit secret societies in the State University. The negatave won the question. W. L. Kerr, editor of the Ottawa Local News has enlarged his paper to eight pages. Since Will left the University he has worked diligently and successfully to build up one of the best papers in the state. Aggressive, fearless, but always for the right, his paper is not only an honor to himself but the University of which he is a representative. The Philological club meets this afternoon in room 14. The following program will be rendered. Condition of the texts of the plowman's Tale, C. G. Dunlap. Notes on Macbeth, A. R. Marsh. On the use in Ivanhoe of a passage from Die Jung-fraw von Orleans, A. G. Canfield. The syntax of the Superlative in Modern High Grammar, W. H. Carruth. The following is the program to be rendered by the Schubert Quartette at the Opera House this evening, December 9: Comrade in arms, Adams, quartette; piano solo, Light, Miss Lay; serenade, Schubert quartette; cavatina, Gluck, Miss Wykoff; bass solo, Calcott, Mr. Iott; duet, Smith, Miss Wykoff and Mr. Tyler; vocal waltz Lamothe, quartette; Song, Jordan Miss Wykoff; Song, Defaye, Mr. Stone; Three Fishers, Goldbrek, quartette: piano solo, Masy Kawsky, Miss Lay; On the Water, Abt, Miss Wycoff and quartette. Law. We're waiting for the books. Mr. Schuman, from Marion entered the Junior class last week. Prof. Gleed missed the train on Tuesday, and so failed to hear the Seniors. Two moot courts are now held in connection with the department. One on Monday afternoon for the Juniors, and the other Wednesday night for the Seniors. The following officers were elected at the last meeting of Kent Club; President, J. W. Roberts; vice-president, McHale; secretary; L. W. Harrington, and treasurer, Bruno Hobbs. Messrs. Brown, Kroh, Hair and Bowersock went to Kansas City today to witness the opera "Nero; or burning of Rome," by the National Opera Company. A box of fine cigars is always acceptable as a Christmas present, or a cigar case filled with some of Smith's fine cigars. You will find a full line and at low prices at Smith's News Depot. The holiday displays of our merchants seem to be finer than usual this year. We note one in particular. The windows of the "Blue Mortar Drug Store." The goods shown are very rich and beautiful. The prices, by the way are the low est, and will surprise you. A Job Lot. A JOB LOT. BY OUR FOOL POET [Copyrighted] In the fields the crows are calling. In the path the leaves are falling, seer and browned. Comes a harsh monot nous rattle, from the corn field where the cattle tramp around. Now the cooling rains in pity, pour their bald upon the city, hot and dry. Now December's winds are sighing, now December's days are flying quickly by. — I from "Sighs of a Solid Fellow," by H. E. F. Now a pensive yearning feeling, like an Autumn mist is stealing, through my dream; For no bliss my heart with joy stirs when I have to pay for oysters instead of cream. TO THE SENIOR PLUG. With dignity : And make the common John or Bill a resident. Thou grim majestic pillar of collegiate honor, What is there in thee that invests thy donor, Bill a potentate? Why is thy owner so sedate? Upon the Senior's intellectual brow, But I must say that I cannot see how Why is the Senior such a dazzling "stunner." With these above his classic plate. Thou sittest with a knightly grace, I trow Upon the Senior's intellectual brow. Thou can't withstand the Kansas breeze And wind within. Less things than these But when I see thee, O thou stately one Upon the head of Oread's Senior son, Doran or Higgins, Bowersock or Cone, Such feelings rise within me that, Could any words express them put Have caused far more pretentious hats than thou To skip unfettered o'er the lees. I think the language I should use would run: "Oh short, the hot." —[*Peats from the Preps, and other Poems*, by C. E., Street. Examination at the University of Virginia. I shall now touch upon that crowning jewel in the diadem of this grand old University—that, in fact, which has given her the reputation of which she is so justly proud, of sending from her halls men noted for their sense of honor and self respect. I refer to the honor system which has been in vogue here for more than forty years. A student's word is considered by the professor as good as his bond, and on examination there are no watchful teachers ready and glad to detect fraud, but a notice is simply put on the blackboard requesting those standing the examination to append to their papers the statement that they have neither given or received assistance. The student who signs this statement is considered to have pledged his honor. There has been only one case to my knowledge of cheating at examination, and on that occasion the students were so indignant at the confidence reposed in them being betrayed by one of their number, that they held a mass meeting and sent him away before the faculty could interpose. I have known of several cases of men caught cheating at cards or at something else dishonorable, and in every case the culprits were treated in the same way. —Lipipinnott's Magazine. Mufflers and Handkerchiefs Stamped free of charge at Abe Levy's.