Stylish Overcoats, Newest Hats and Furnishings at Steinberg's. there lack of bits and desire. Both with neat conve- ing to pay they pay they pay illing to a good much plan meet in s of the students, common ss. We contem- establish, it is to successful. on action of the regu- election action of contest ct. 16th. teen call- president s officer al president officie ce of this s should not to post Probably has been has such prepar- of indifi- cionalent has inci- ned reached tatted and it is the ings? The the rhetori- ed in its is we has not before the in need we de- We see that a students ally fol- immediat- associia- by all uous feel- contest College World. any typo- issue of the fault of use he was account of last min- We trust ase in the able at our may per- ne followlest gym that will muscle in of steel and tightly after being th a bacon of wood buck.—N. The Chinch bug catts the farmer's grain, the bee moth spills his money, the bed bug fills him full of pain, the humming scoops his money. Harvard holds examinations in Paris. The library of Oxford University contains 375,000 volumes. Most women die happy, feeling that the bustle of the world is behind. Webster and Worcester, the two great lexicographers, were graduates of Yule. The devil will play his last card on judgment day, but Gabriel will trumpet. Co-education was first introduced into this country at the University of Michigan. A woman may be as true as steel, but them, you know, some steel is too highly tempered. Among the students at Hampden University, Va., are one hundred and twenty Indians. A student may pass through one of the German Universities at an annual expense of $500. The board of editors of the Holcad, at Westminster, is elected or appointed by the Faculty. The authorities of Cornell have declared that attendance at 'recitations is no longer compulsory. The Junior class at Cornell will give annually a fifty dollar prize to the best general athlete. -Ex. The University's courses in Assyrian and Ethiopic are among the best of their kind. U. of Pa. Students at Harvard have a choice of 189 courses of study, students at the University of Michigan, choice of 242. Johns Hopkins University holds 17,000 shares of Baltimore & Ohio stock, producing thus for a yearly income of $136,000. The University of Paris, the oldest university in the world, was founded in 1200, six years before the founding of Oxford. Governor Foraker, while lately addressing a body of students, said: "I would rather be a Sophomore in college than governor of Ohio. A book agent was bathing at Long Branch, when a huge shark swam in shore. Their eyes met. After a moment the shark blushed and swam away. Emile Zola received $60,000 from his pen. There is a hog raiser in Kansas got twice that much from his pen. He is beating Zola on his own ground. A movement is on foot to build a State University for colored people in Montgomery, Ala. The city has given $5,000 and three acres of land to the institution. A course of lectures will be given at Columbia this winter on the West-African languages, with reference to their bearing upon the problems of general philology. "That fellow wants the earth," remarked the clerk, as the tall guest disappeared after making many demands. "Him?" said the porter, "you couldn't give him the earth; he owns three town lots in Wichita." Ninety members of Harvard,'90 failed to pass the June examination. Seven '88 men and fifty '89 have also been dropped into the class below them.- N. Y. Herald. The Journal, published by the students of St. Viateur's College, Bourbonnias Grove, Ill., has a French supplement of four pages entitled "Le Cercle Francais." A good motto for many of our large University libraries would be: "He is not necessarily a learned man who has read a great deal, but he who knows where to find something." Student (translating Virgil): Three times I attempted to throw my arms around her neck,—Professor, that is as far as I got. Prof. (solemnly): That is far enough young man. The University of Pennsylvania is raising money for the erection of a classical theatre. Following the example of Oxford, there will be held in it the commencements, concerts, classical plays, etc. The "Whig" and the "Clio," the two leading societies in Princeton, expect soon to build new halls, the estimate cost of each being $5,000. The "Whig" society was founded by James Madison, the "Clio" by Aaron Burr. The seventeen Japanese students in the University and High School at Ann Arbor, Mich., have a society all their own. They call it Bungakukia. One has been ejected, lately, on account of dissipation and gone to Columbia. The student cards given to students entering German universities, admit holders to the theatres at half price, shield them from arrest by the civil authorities, and give free admission to many of the galleries and museums of Europe.—Ex. By the sad sea waves—"Ethel, dear, you are looking pale and ill this morning?" "Yes, ma'am; I went in bathing yesterday and got my feet wet." "Oh, careless girl; and spoiled your new bathing suit no doubt." Never let that happen again. A true college is the most perfect republic in the world. Brawn and brain overbalance broadcloth and shekels, and every man is sure to find his proper level in the class room and on the foot ball field.—Beloit Round Table. Very pretty sounding and a good description of the University of Utopia. The average college is a miniature of the "cool, cold world." The Wasburn Reporter, a little sheet up the river, just out of its swaddling clothes and just deprived of the bottle, in a long editorial pours forth its wrath on the Courier. With the same defect of speech that characterizes infants, the same "I say, Pat, what does President Cleveland wear red, white and blue suspenders for?" "Its red, white, and blue is it?" Well, sor, I can't tell yez. It's to show his patriotism? "No." "Then its to mak' up wid the soldiers for that vato o' the pinsions." "No." "Phwat for it is thin?" "Oh, just to keep his pants up." deficiency of thought and the loss of temper it kicks up its heels and tries to make people believe it is saying something and what its insinuations are we and nobody else can understand. It speaks of jealousy, public opinion has settled the standard of the colleges the Reporter refers to and a good reputation will cling to the best institution. 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Best Brands of Cigars. FRANK MILLARD, Billiard Parlor. The only First-class place in the City. Fine Imported and Domestic Cigars. 710 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. Best Lump Coal. A. J. Griffin, west Winthrop and 1007 Mass. Streets.