. Cuffs, THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. uits, e sure are hereby ill here in spot. He of import- tobaccos city. Call age House ER. SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. COURIER at the time to . U. your ER." PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. VI. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, SEPTEMBER, 16, 1887. Personal. Miss Edna Blood enters this Fall. Wheeler spent Sunday in the city. Donnie Bowersock is taking music. Miss Sue Miles has gone to Colorado. May Hair returned to her work Monday. Regent Gleed was in the city yesterday. Joe Ralston is back to resume his studies. Julius Leipman will not return this year. Lena Beard visited the University yesterday. W. Y. Morgan returned to Kansas City Monday. A. Lincoln Burney is back to finish his course. O. C. LeSuer will return and graduate with '88. date with 88. Whit. Miles will arrive Monday to attend school. Miss Addie Sutlife is teaching in North Lawrence. Art Department. Illness prevents Alice Penfield's return to school Emma White will not attend the school this year. school this year. Lysle Hynes is a student in the Art Department. Maud Thrasher visited her K. A. T. sisters yesterday. Chas. F. Scott, '81, visited the University Friday. Prof. Green returned from Los Angelos Tuesday. Lucile Pennymaker visited the University Friday. Miss Lida Romig '84 was on the hill a few days ago. trip up Pike's Peak. Miss Anna Rud Miss Anna Barker is attending school in Independence. Jep. Davis was up visiting his Phi Delt. brethren this week. Daisy Clendenin will visit her Kappa sisters in October. Chas Clendin Chas. Chanute, of Kansas City, is the late arrival to K. S. U. Miss Mamie Monroe wears the black and gold of K. A. T. umb writes up from Emporia that he is sighing for K. S. U. riddler, a Senior Law, came in from Winfield, Kas., Tuesday. Claude Highbargain is clerking in a drug store in Eldorado, Kas. Ed Cruise is expected back to take special engineering work. take special engineering work Miss Mamie Tisdale wears the wine and blue of I. C. Sorosis. No.2. henry Nickel, '87, is back and will take a post-graduate course. Miss Millie Crotty has enrolled with the Freshman class this year. Lillie Turner showed a friend through the University Tuesday. Jennie Spencer, of Paola, wears the black and blue of Kappa Gauma. Lallie Buckingham now climbs Mt. Oread in search of knowledge. Hongin, of Scandia, is the latest to swell the COURIER subscription list. Glasgow will not return this year. He is teaching school near Scandia. Miss Hattie McCague will spend the winter in Maine attending school. Ida King, a graduate of the Lawrence High School, has entered K. S. U. Misses Kittie Bistline and Fullerton are wearing Theta's gold and black. Paul Wilkinson is the latest to don the sword and shield of Phi Delta Theta. Lon Postlethwaite came up from Chanute Monday and entered his classes. Inez Taggart brings her sister back with her. She enters the Music Department. Effie Scott, a graduate of the Iola High School, enters the University this Fall. Cora Kinble, '87, and Mamie Stimpson, '85, are teaching in the Lawrence schools. We are very glad to have Nettie Brown with us once more; she will graduate with '89. W. P. Riley was called to his home in Paola, Tuesday, by the sudden death of his father. Laura O'Bryon, who is now in North Carolina visiting, is expected home in November. W. T. Lutz, of Beloit, an old student, will be down to visit the University next week. B. H. Meigs, Mark Hackett and Bert Smith joined Phi Gamma Delta fraternity last Saturday. Hodge, of Marion, is back again with his moust—, but we don't mention that sort of thing, you know. W. T. Findley, '85, was in the hall this week. Findley will go to Africa as missionary next week. W. T. Reed was detained from entering school the first of the term by sickness. He will enter soon, however. R. W. Brown has been practicing high jumps and heavy weight wrestling in Colorado during vacation. Beware! The new order of things cut down the attendance at the opera house perceptibly. Students have to study too much to take in "Poor old Uncle Tom" six nights in the week and the Salvation Army every Sunday. Bunny Mead, a student of several years ago, is a prominent Wichita real estate agent, and is said to be worth $20,000. Jep. Davis, '87, is spending a few days in town visiting the boys (?). He leaves soon for Cincinnati to attend school. John Sullivan has skipped the environments and is at present engaged in the real estate business in Kansas City. W. W. Davis will not return until December 1st. He is in New Mexico, connected with the U. S. geological survey. Mr. and Mrs. Holcomb, from California, who are visiting Mrs. Russ, of this city, were shown through the halls Wednesday. Miss Georgia Gillett of Beatrice, Neb., a former student of K. S. U., visited the town yesterday, and admired the improvements. Professor Canfield's latest; "Students desiring Outlines of History go to ___. No 15." Probably his idea was that ___ and No. 15 were synonymous. Geo. Lewis will not return this year. He is engaged as collector in a Wichita bank and having caught on to the Wichita boom can't let loose without falling. M. O. Billings is making a success of his newspaper, at Marion. He has had several journalistic hair pullings with his contemporaries and has come out on top every time. To Our Successors. To the incoming editorial board of the Courier—not the editor-in-chief, for he will doubtless know more about the business than the writer—a word of advice from one who has been a year in the mill might not be out of place. It is not the purpose of this article to tell you how to run a paper, but to tell you what not to run in the paper. Don't use "we" on the local page. It makes the editor-in-chief mad, and is not good taste anyway. Don't try to be funny; as a general rule you will make people tired. Don't try to write poetry. You can't do it, you know. One of the present board resigns to recuperate a constitution broken down by the poetry habit. He could have held his position this year, but for his trouble with his muse—poor White. EDITOR CRURIER: I have not yet joined any fraternity, although I have been invited by two or three to join. The last frat that asked me, introduced some girls to me who advised me to join that frat. What would you do? Are girls' opinions and advise good in such cases? Please answer through your columns. Don't, beyond all things, fail to hand in your stuff every week. NEW READER. Mr. New Reader, the Courier would advise you to keep your head cool where a girl rushes you. Ladies are the most successful rushers, but also the most prejudiced. Use your own judgment and if you think that the fraternity uses the girls as a device to hide its poverty, shake it; but if you think the boys simply wish you th meet their girls that you may know their frat's standing, all right. Any way, don't be in a rush. Local. The Lawrence Business Academy opened up Monday. The Betas had a little "feed" in their hall Saturday night. The campus looks delapidated. Let Jinnie get his work in. The Law Department opened on Thursday with a good attendance. The Phi Gamma Delta fraternity have established their quarters at the Lawrence house. Unless they hurry things along the University won't be heated until nearly Christmas. The work of raising the west wall of the building will not be completed until cold weather. A sample of the new 155 foot Ellsworth salt vein is being analyzed in the chemical laboratory. The chemical department has received a lot of specimens of boiler scale from our late superintendant, W. J. Parrish. The chairs for Snow Hall will soon arrive. They are of the opera variety, and are the finest in the University. There should be a new catalogue of the Library issued AT ONCE. If the students can't examine the books they should at least have a catalogue. The Senior class will receive next week the back-study cards from the committee of the faculty. If you see a Senior shake you will know what has happened. The entire Senior class of the Pleasanton High School, consisting of eight girls, has entered K. S. U., and that town in the future will be known as Dismalton. There are only six Seniors in the Pharmacy department. Quite a falling off from the previous year, but the delinquency is fully made up by the able set of young men who have entered the Junior year. Ths Law Department opened this morning with twenty good men in attendance. They have use of the rooms formerly occupied by Prof. Williams and also the old library room. The Sigma Chi goat got in his work on three victims Tuesday night and the names of J. W. Root, '88, of Wyandotte, Eugene Sharum, '91, of Yates Center, and Chas. Vorhees, '91, of Russell, are added to the list. The Atheneum Literary Society will render its first program for the college year in the old Oread room, south side, third floor, at 3 o'clock this afternoon. This young society is composed entirely of active, willing members, and a good program is anticipated. New students who wish to obtain that training which only a literary society can give, and all who are interested in literary and oratorical work are cordially invited to attend. Remember the place. Dr. Jenkins, of the Connecticut agricultural experiment station, has sent to the chemical department a valuable set of commercial fertilizers. They will be used in the illustration os lectures and for analysis by students. The Phi——, excuse us, but they won't, either. We were going to say something about somebody "entertaining their lady friends this evening," but subsequent developments have caused it to be postponed. Tisn't a good day for dancing, anyhow. Kansas students, if you want your University to succeed, work. Don't think chin work will make a school, for it wont; it takes good hard boning, early and late. Get up the reputation of the University for work and turn out good men and its future is assured. No school can succeed without study by its students. Young gentlemen who have been calling upon their solid girls two or three times a week have been informed by the landlads where said girls are stopping that they will be permitted to call but once a week. The landlads say this is official. And it came to pass that there was weeping and wailing and gnashing of celluloid teeth. The opening address of the University was made last Friday morning by Rev. Cameron Mann, pastor of the Episcopal Church of Kansas City, and one of the most eminent divines in the west. His subject was, "The Object of an Education." Not only was the delivery of the speaker excellent, but by his well-chosen and finely-expressed remarks he held the close attention of his audience. His closing remarks were: "This is the work of the University, to train and store your minds so you can think and reason rightly; to give you powers of observation that will open the world of truth around you, so that you in turn can open the eyes of others. This is your object here, and in pursuit of it I wish you God speed." Hushed are the birds that sat in the eaves, and poured forth their melodious sweet; like tears of the wind fall the fluttering leaves, round a mansion on Tennessee street. The voices that rang, with the songs that they sang, in the halls are all silent I trow, for the maiden's have left, the mansion bereft, and the Nunnery's not running now. The grass now is creeping where dainty feet trod, the hired girl sits on the stoop, and instead of the students to tear up the sod, the hens are let out of the coop. At the windows no more do we see half a score of faces; no more do we bow, but sadly pass on, and sigh that they're gone, for the nunnery's not running now. — [From "Lays of Lawrence and Other Songs," by Campbell Watson. Buy Your Hats and Shirts of Abe Levy.