LITERARY. AN EXPETIENCE IN WILD AND WOOLY KANS8A NO. III "O I killed them down on the creek, we'll go hunting some evening, and I'll show you more turkeys than you ever saw before in all the burynards in Linn county. One can go in the evening and get them on the roost very easily, if he will watch where they light as they come in." "Can you sell them?" I asked. 'Can you sell them?' I asked. ''O, no, I give what I don't want to any one who wants them.' "The next day father had planned to go twenty miles south of there after some cattle he had recently bought, so I agreed to accompany him. "We started bright and early next morning. We had ridden about six miles when father turned off of the road and went across the priirie to a creek. When I asked what the name of the creek was he told me that we were on the head of Ninnescah river. This is, by the way, the most beautiful stream of water in Kansas. It would do credit to the clear running streams of New England. "We rode along the bank for some distance when we dismounted and father pointed to a hole about large enough for a man to enter easily in the side of the bluff "Do you see that hole?" says he. 'well, I am going to show you one of the curiosities of Pratt county.' Saying this he started down the bluff and crawled in the hole, while I followed him. When inside I found that we were in a fair sized room, high enough for a tall man to stand up straight. It was very artistically made. In the side of a wall a heplace was cut, from which a chimney was cut through the surface. Over the fireplace a very artistic mantelpiece was cut, and in one corner a place was chiselled in the side of the wall which was made a place for a water pail. The walls of this place were almost as thick as those of a plastered house. The walls are of a rather soft white stone and can be made very smooth with little trouble. On the sides of the room were many names which had bee chiseled there with a knife, or nail, or whatever might have been handy for the writer. A little farther on was another room, which was used for a bed room. It had a place cut in the side of the wall for a bed. "What do you think of that for a residence," asded father as we came out. "Not so bad as it might be. is it? Those would pretty near do for a house." "be made it." I inquired. it was dug by a man called 'Skunk' son. He left here only a short time. I knew him well. He was a great ber and hunter. He got the name like because he used to catch so skunks and skin them for hides. There have been many tales of his adventures with the ens, but they are not all true." having taken a good look at the sur- ses we mounted our horses and and our journey. We arrived in our cattle about sunset of the believe it is about dinner said as he conclude his story, arted for the house. He was no mnesting of the Kent Friday night but it will meet in the 8 rooms at 8 o'clock Saturday morning, he program will be: Music—Clark. Speech—Scott. Essay—Blake. Speech, "Woman's Suffrage"—Cann, Reply—Higgins. Music, violin—Morgan, Impromptu—Mason. Impromptu—Green. Debate: Resolved. That all property could be assessed of its real value. Af- native, Holler, Gorrill; negative, board, Johnson. General discussion. For tablets, quiz books, stationery, go Keeler's. EXCHANGES. Bicycling is becoming the fad among the young ladies at Vassar College. Leland Stanford Jr., Ukiiversity has an enrollment of 916 students this year. The students of St. Marv's college seem to be quite politically inclined. The cap and gown are noticeable features of Northwestern University and Bryn Mawr. There are 190 college papers in the United States, white England has none. Daily Cardinal. About 62 per cent of the college men of this country belong to Greek letter fraternities.,—Daily Cardinal. The last issue of The Cornellian of Cornell College gives accounts of seven weddings. There are a few students there who are not yet married. Kissing under the mistletoe May fill one with delight But kissing with the gas turned low Is simply out of shape Kansas City Star Prep: Why do football men wear long hair? Freshman (with a meaning winkle): Because a hard seat is more comfortable unholstered.—College Life. All lawyers to the fact attest And will not brook denials That they are ever happiest When overwhelmed with trials. —Exchange, Gaines, of the University of Missouri, is another man from that state who is doing some good work at practice—The Hustler, Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. Missouri University loses a good man in Gaines, as K. U men will remember. Lawrence girls have gone on a strike against the new blue and magenta that are becoming the prevailing fad. The magenta doesn't match their noses and the blue kills the deep, earnest indigo of their Hosiery—Will White in Kansas City Star. The noted Dr. Ely, of the University of Wisconsin, who was changed a short time ago by the state superintendent with teaching principles of an anarchistic nature dangerous to public welfare, has been exoramated by the regents of the university. Prof. Ely is one of the very able authorities on political economy. Yesterday, September 29, marked the beginning of a new era in the history of Princeton. The entire undergraduate body in mass meeting assembled, voted to abolishing the custom of hazing. This action was a response to the appeal made by J. W. Alexander of New York at the opening exercises last week.—Lawrence Journal. E. C. Hickey has become a great story teller since he left college and has filled the western part of the state full of wonderful tales of what he has done in class and on the foot-ball grounds. The records of the University do not show that he ever played foot ball, but nevertheless they go out at Abilene. The following from the Abilene Reflector is his latest: 'P.i.e., Hickey has a how county high school story. He says an Irish lad entered the school this fall and for two weeks not a word could he get out of him at recitation but 'I dunno.' At last, determined t to trail him down, Hickey asked: 'What is a volcano?' The old answer came. 'I dunno.' Would you know one if you met it in the road? 'I dunno.' 'Does it resemble a university high school teacher?' The boy's nature could stand no more. 'Shure an' it does, he blurted, 'it goes off mighty aisy gets hot quick an' makes a thundrin' lot of fool noise.'" Kaw Valley Steam Dye works cleans, colors and presses all kinds of ladies and gents' clothing in first class style. Give them a call. Berkley and Mass. street. 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