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An Episode.
Prof. A. G. Canfield's classes have been entertained lately by the per-ambulations of two very affectionate little animals, commonly called mice. Last Thursday while the attention of the Sophomore class was drawn to the brilliant recitation of one of the superior members of that profound body, the aforementioned mice commenced their anties, and as "familiarity breeds contempt" they failed to display that wholesome respect for feminine shoes that the young ladies would have preferred to see them exhibit. One of the young ladies wishing to escape the torture of having a mouse crawling over her toes, wrote a note to a wretched youth sitting behind her, requesting him in the following language to come to her rescue, "Please do tell me if they come up here. I am afraid."
In vain the heartless youth with malice aforethought, ruthlessly abandoned the frightened maid to the tender mercies of the bold mice (the pair aggregating a full inch in linear extent) and keeping his feet en repas enticed the mice to her feet, when, with an agonizing scream, she sprang from her chair, and casting a look of terror at the fleeing mice.—[To be continued if the writer survives.]
We are requested by Assistant Kellogg to publish the following set of rules which he has adopted and which govern the laboratory work of the Freshman botany class. He says that Prof. Snow's wishes were consulted as far as possible in the preparation of these rules:
1. The assistant is the only person who is allowed the use of the index.
2. All refuse matter in the laboratory should be thrown in the pocket of your next neighbor. In case your next neighbor happens to be a girl, call the assistant and while he is busy, poke rubbish down his neck, taking care not to leave any protruding above his collar.
3. Students are positively forbidden from using "prod pins" to call the attention of instructors.
4. No student will be allowed to throw bulbs or roots at the assistant if such bulbs or roots weigh more than one pound.
5. In describing a plant students are requested to use the most elegant language they can command. For instance, in describing the plant known as Dutchman's breeches, you are solicited to use the words, trousers or pantaloons, in preference to breeches, which is not exactly *elot*.
6. No lady and gentleman are allowed to look through the same microscope at the same time.
7. While the assistant is looking through the scope ladies are requested to keep their front hair at least ten inches from the machine, as it rattles the assistant so that he can't tell a stamen from an azoic protoplasm.
8. Ladies or gentlemen breathing in the ear of the instructor while he is examining a plant will be fined ten cents.
6. The fine will be doubled if the odor of onions is detected on the breath of the student.
10. Any rules concerning the assistant or any instructor will hold good for profs, also.
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