TOOTHAKERS' STARLEE is the Favorite Livery with the Students. Hacks always in Waiting. - od anyl them it and further his to "inseize his a com- sent to look de-å“¥gest ements woothy of all s, how- and we false. 1. Flora , A. D. 2. Joe Go- Smith; "That collectu- mation n, Har- opping, , A. G. ang the r, Miss develop- carruth. d Hen- franklin r. Fin- usic, P. ruth. I, D. E. L. A. Aways, M. Mush- raneous, te, Re- stem of failure." Hunt; , eigh- Univer- They u where club is immanent it is well ck. Af. are haird b Wash- st loyal a small College World. h joy stirs We read your notice of us in you last issue, young ladies of the Rockford Seminary Magazine, with a great deal of wonder and amazement. We fear that you are growing vain, otherwise you would have hardly construed the article cited as referring to yourselves. We have always treated you girls with a great deal of kindness and consideration, on several occasions we have even allowed our generosity to so far get the better of us as to call you young ladies. It don't seem to us as though you appreciate this kindness as you should. After what has happened we can see but one course to take, I return your letters by freight to day. I also return your tin-type, with the advice that you procure a half-ton of the patent freckle and tan remover that is advertised in the back part of your magazine and use constantly. We hope to remain a friend to you and will always be pleased to give you advice and council in whatever you may undertake, but we cannot see that circumstances will allow us to be anything more. Judging from a late issue of the Index, the Baldwin students are not at all "stuck" on that poetical effort entitled the "Baker Girl," which appeared in a recent issue of The Courier. We suppose that the size of the Baldwin girls' feet was slightly exaggerated, but we don't see any use getting mad about that. If it would help smooth matters over at all, we will be perfectly willing to knock off half an acre, and this surely ought to give universal satisfaction. You further state that the poem was only the "portrayal of a mean disposition." My dear children, it would be quite impossible for us to harbor such feelings toward you as you are so young, so gentle, so unsophisticated. Now, in closing, we suppose it is our duty to give you a little further advice: your exchange column shows marked improvement since our last criticism. Now if you will fire those "ready made verses for the autograph album," from your editorial columns it would be a marked improvement. Emporia College is issuing a little 2x4 tri-weekly faculty bulletin. It is very interesting to note the lengths to which the embryo journalists, who are taught that they must not lie, go for news. Here are a few samples: "There is a board off the back step. It should be attended to at once." You are right, attend to this at once, for a back step with a board off is in imminent danger. Check it before it gets worse or some morning you will go out and find your little back step curled up into a spherical wad, all owing to that hole which might have been stopped with a mustard plaster. Again: "One of the faculty has a new watch." Written by the professor himself probably. But he didn't state whether it was thrown in with a new suit of clothes or whether it was a Waterbury drawn with the best can of baking powder. These are matters of news which the public demand. The paper also attempts to give a complete record of all the events transpiring on the globe and does it at the expense of local news regarding the college it represents. J. S. CREW & CO.'S TEXT :: BOOKS! And Students' Supplies. DISCOUNT BEST. 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