TOOTHAKERS' STABLE is the Favorite Livery with the Students. Hacks always in Waiting. But I see this tree ten employed, infinitely case of instance, X, with nuts, A, extra alimentary, with marks hundred. er proserving Bothame reserved deservive of in advance Should who has press he and far B, even than made to than B? as fair could bias I have item of previis both the for that the adapted old sub-operation:ceptionual attained. student the inmeagre There call-developed; elementary; dutyed; tested. vm. A undoned on ore than more defaithful conscien-be only there in a ju- irst and by the will be will be ostly ab- equiv- and with h juster . Any than that s y. If a o matter owledge al mark who, thebers the 110, even lkllaw- a system before we should uarbarism College World. SHALL. The Pennsylvania seems to be very much fatigued over the attempt of certain members of the Freshman class to sing alto in chapel. It goes so far as to call them "anarchists," but it is in hopes that they may be "frowned down." They no doubt will compare very favorably with some of our Washburn friends. If the Bethany Collegian has any regard for its fellow exchanges, we are sure that in the future it will not publish such horrible trash as "That DancingBall" poetry. And before we forget we would respectfully ask if you don't think that it is about time to retire all of those Greek and Roman chestnuts which abound so plentifully in that oration—"The Destiny of the Republic." Some one ought to blow up the Miami Journal with dynamite. Out of four columns of what it probably calls college news, we remember of seeing all but three of the items in our Freshman year—four years ago—and they were probably very ancient then. These exceptional three are probably the creation of an imaginative mind when matter was scarce. We admire frankness in all things, especially in college papers. The latest paper to immortalize itself in the eyes of its exchanges is the Indian Student. Recognizing the eternal fitness of things it now styles its business manager its undertaker. Students of Indiana University, we congratulate you. You now have every thing complete for a first class funeral. After the obsequies are over you will be able, if you would only avail yourself of your opportunity, of maintaining a paper which will be a credit to your institution. In the last issue of the Vanderbilt Observer, the first item in the exchange column is an exhortation to the exchanges to give "praise to whom praise is due" and instead of marking clipped articles, exchange, to give the name of the paper from which it is taken. The writer seems to have entirely forgotten about this article, even before he had prepared all his copy for the last issue, as he runs that old chestnut "The Western Girl" in and labels it, exchange, very prominently. Now my dear Culver you know how this looks, please do not repeat it. Outside of a few periodical "cracks" like this you maintain a very creditable exchange column. A Kick. All scientists say that a person can not be in two different localities at the same instant. This is also generally believed by those who know but very little about science. Yet there are some members of the faculty of K. S. U. whose beliefs are evidently not in accordance with this popular idea. For the faculty has made a rule that classes shall commence five minutes after the preceding second bell has rung, and all students are required to be in their places at that time, yet there are several professors, yes, quite a number of them, who pay no attention at all to the first bell and very little to the second, generally winding up the recitation and giving out lessons after the second bell and dismissing the class from three to ten minutes after its ringing. If all the professors should do this, but very little trouble would be caused, but as there are some who dismiss as they should, promptly at the second and then call the roll at the expiration of five minutes, the students unfortunate to be under the slow professors, receive tardy marks, which are counted by some members of the faculty almost the same as zero in recitation. Being dismissed from a class at ten minutes after an hour is over, and then getting to another, (perhaps in the other end of our long building) at five minutes after the hour, is a task which generally so tires a student, that he is unfit for reciting or listening to a recitation for several minutes. Promptly at the ringing of the first bell the lesson for the succeeding day should be given out. Ther winding up of the recitation should immediately be commenced Then at the ringing of the second bell every class should be prepared to dismiss and should dismiss. E. H. F. GNEFKOW, Lunch - Counter. Fruits, Nuts, Candies, Cigars, Etc. Students' Trade Solicited. South Tennessee Street. First Class Work Done. Special Rates to Students. J S CREW & CO'S Is the best place to purchase TEXT :: BOOKS! And Students' Supplies. DISCOUNT BEST. OF FINE The Largest Assortment CLOTHING! In the City of Lawrence, to be found at MOAK BROTHERS, J. House's C. E. ESTERLY, D. D. S, THE POPULAR CLOTHIER Dental : Rooms OVER WOODWARD'S DRUG STORE. BILLIARD, POOL CONCERT HALL. The Finest Resort in the City, and Largest Hall in the State. AND BEST BRAND OF CIGARS. W. W. FLUKE & SON, W. W. FLUKE. N. J. FLUKE. Dealers in Fianos, Organs, and al kinds of Musical Instruments, Also Sheet Music, and Books A large stock to select from, and prompt attention given to orders. No. 729 Mass, Street, Lawrence, Kansas. $11.20 in Music for 35 Cents. This favorite album of Songs and Ballads all published, contains thirty two pieces of choole and popular vocal music, full sheet music size with com. line words and music and piano accompaniment. The music is finely printed on a paper with a very attractive cover. The following are the titles of the songs and ballads contained in the Favorite Album—As I'd Nothing Else to Do; The Dear Old Songs on Home; Mother Watch the Little Feet; Oh, you pretty Blue-Eyed Witch; Blue Eyes; Katy's Letter; The Passing Bell; I Saw Awkiss Kinnate; Won't You Tell Me Why; Robbin; The O'Garden Gate; Down Below the Waving L'dens; Faded Leaves; All Among the Summer Resests; Touch the Harp Gently; My Pretty Louise; I Really don't think I Shall Marry; Dreaming of Home; The Old Cottage Clock; Atross the Sea; There's a Silver Lining to Every Cloud; Strangers Yet; Not Yet; somebody; A Year Ago; Bachelor's Hall; Ruth and I; Good Night; One Happy Year Ago; Jennie in the Orchard; The Old Barn Gate; Jack's Farewell; Polly, Whisper in the Twilight; This is a very fine collection of real vocal gems, and gotten up in very handsome style. Published in the usual way, and bought at a music store, these 32 pieces would cost you $11.20. The holidays are past, and we must close out our stock at once. Will send the entire collection well wrapped and post paid for only 35 cents or four for $1. Orders filled same day received. By getting three of your friends you secure your own free. Address, Holiday Publishing Co., Buffalo, N. Y. THE BEST RESTAURANT in the City 820 Mass St. Everything First-Class Reduced Rates to Students. Oysters and Ice Cream in season. Full line of Choice Candles and Cigars. HUTSON'S RESTAURANT AND BAKERY! Fresh Oysters, Fresh Bread and Cakes. STUDENTS' PATRONAGE SOLICITED. 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