Toothaker's Stable is the favorite Livery with the students. Hacks always in waiting.
Some Days.
invitation
ing for the
I please,
a piece of
stand when
first en-
gagement
at he sows,
what he
hature bring
curls glow
be it the
lessness.
I over for not set their chest-unity Quess-
"College dissipation," and many I revolved on endeavor cure. But been boiled scrambled until there is no in desper- to dish Not that in any way greater vaulted it than who has four years. Generation of those who ename yet hinnallas. For leave leaving University, awful importing. I had with the propeely imprecipes to sub to catalogue, scholarship revealed by a source shopped to be Prep. class. now however, but of having of those instances who it read in the student's best and every stu- bourgeois he has Holy Moses! impressed with it injunction. the readers, geographies, the arithmeeks, and the marked my up. These huge box that man. Those directed, for I would be of and I presume in some for-rence board-
of the class-
er than that I
lose creatures
ever forget—a
after being
assessed was up
oogue stipula-
lements, but
agged board.
my hands and
polisher or less
luxurious grub in my earthly days.
As to the wholesomeness—well, opinions do sometimes differ.
I will not prolong my sketch by going to the detail of my first few days. Suffice to say, that I was surprised to find professors much as other men; and was shocked to discover that they descended to the levity of jokes. I was deeply moved by the chancellor's remarks on discipline, and in accordance therewith attended prayers with religious fidelity, never lingered in the corridors, got into classes promptly, and observed the minutest regulations promulgated by the faculty. The greatest gratification I had was passing as regular Freshman, where my highest ambition had not taken me above a Junior Prep.
The first event of importance—of transcendent importance—in my early days was heralded to my notice by reading on the bulletin board that I was to make my debut on the rostrum on a certain day of a certain month, at a certain hour. Freshmen were expected to pour forth their eloquence in declamations, but my aspirations lay in higher realms. By special permission of Prof. Canfield, I was to be allowed to electrify the chapel, crowded to hear me, by an oration composed by myself for the special occasion. No ballet master ever studied and planned the effects for his troupe of shapely maids preparatory to the opening night of opera, with more assiduity than I devoted to my masterpiece of oratory. The subject was "The University." With pathos and with glowing eloquence I pictured forth how Mount Oread, which belched forth freedom's fire against the invading rebel host, was now the domain of knowledge; and perorated to the effect that "the University stood a fitting and everlasting monument to those who had died martyrs to the cause of the Union." I knew the day of its delivery would be for me a day of triumph. I sent the oration to Prof. Canfield for such finishing touches as he might add. Ten minutes later he sent for me. "Smith," said he, "I wouldn't deliver that piece if I were you." "Why," gasped I, terribly crest-fallen at this view of things. "Well, went on the Prof.," "this is the way it will go: You will deliver your piece, and it will set the house afire. The fellows will run up to you and congratulate you and tell you what a magnificent effort you made, and all that! Then when you turn your back they'll say, 'What an unconseccionable fool that Smith is!' Now take my advice, and don't deliver it. Label it 'to be opened in twenty years and read,' and store it away to be taken out and read at the end of that time, and see what you then think of it.' I reluctantly submitted to his judgment, though doubting its wisdom; and saved myself the worst chafing I ever got in my life, for a worse piece of spread-eagle pathos was never inflicted on a civilized community. Professor Canfield gave me an Episcopalian funeral sermon, or something just about as sprightly, which I spoke with a half-hearted despair. It passed uncongratulated, unnoticed. My famous oration was never delivered.
SMITH.
If you want the celebrated E. & W. cuffs and collars go to Abe Levy.
NOTES.
Girls Who Are Willing to Work.
There are a number of applications for young ladies to do housework in return for their board, enabling them to attend the University. Andress,
W. H. CARRUTH, Lawrence.
Stop and see Abe Levy before you buy a hat.
Coal! Coal!
Best domestic coal in the world is Canon City coal. For sale by A. J. Griffin.
Go and see the fashionable neck wear that Abe Levy always keeps on hand.
Our Faculty
All get their in' ties, collars and cuffs at Bromeliack's.
We are headquarters for everything in the Dry Goods and Carpet line. We take better care of you—and sell you goods that will please you—Goods of undoubted merit. We do not deal in cheap trashy Goods.
GEO. INNES.
Remember that Abe Levy gives special rates to students. Those stiff hats are immense.
Abe Levy's line of stiff hats is perfectly immense, and it behooves you to call and see them.
If you want a good soft hat go to Abe Levy and get the Stetson.
Ho! Seniors!
Now is your time to get silk hats. Abe Levy has a fine stock to select from.
If you want a coal that will burn freely, without dust or clinkers, buy Canon City.
Dress Goods, Plushes, Velvets,
Silks. We show the only complete
line of the above line of Goods in
the city—also fine French Wool Dress
Goods in Patterns, including Persian
Brochai, Persian Stripes, Plush on
Wool, Beaded Plush—comprising the
finest display of Dress Goods in any
market, all at our usual cash prices.
GEO. INNES.
GEO. INNES.
Bromelsick's new line of soft and stiff hats is great.
Al Lewis will take pleasure in showing you those new hats at Bromelsick's.
The University students are always welcome at the University bookstore. FIELD & HARGIS.
Another big stock of 25 cent ties has just been opened at Bromelsick's. The best of everything else in the tie line can also be found there.
Nos. 2 and 7, Vol. 5, Kansas Review and University Review for January 1885. Address ...
Wanted.
"The Cat" for sale by Field & Hargis.
The Great Concert By the Chicago Schubert Quartette will be given next Thursday, the 30th inst., at the Congregational church. As well known as the Schubert Quartette is in Lawrence, it is hardly necessary to say that this will be the finest vocal entertainment of the season in Lawrence. The Quartette is same as last year,and a new soprano accompanies them, who is said to be very fine. Having frequently heard the Schuberts, we can heartily recommend them to the students and say that no one should fail to hear them.
FRANK A. MARSHALL.
Don't forget the great concert by the Chicago Schubert Quartette next Thursday, Sept. 30. It will be a fine entertainment. Tickets at usual prices. Reserved seats at Field & Hargis' book store.
A new line of fancy book straps at
FIELD & HARGIS'
All the charcoal, paper and materials for charcoal work, in stock at way down prices at
Harris.
FIELD & HARGIS'.
Is still with John Egner, the new confectioner, at Mull's old stand. The new firm carry an excellent new stock of fruits and confectioney, but retain the venerable Mr. Harris to serve up suppers and banquets. Students will also find it convenient to leave orders there for hauling their baggage etc.
A Socialistic Question.
It takes a long time to learn the grocery business. Just where and what to buy, and what to give your customers for the least money, takes years and years of experience. It is, therefore, to the interest of everyone to deal with an old established house—such a house, for instance, as J. M. Wood & Co's. Mr. Wood is one of the oldest grocery men in the city, and knows just how to buy to give his patrons the benefit of low prices and at the same time the very best articles of every kind known to the trade. Mr. Wood absolutely refuses to keep anything but pure and unadulterated goods, and you can depend upon it that he will carefully fill your orders with just what you order. This firm is just now giving very particular attention to students' clubs, and Mr. Wood assures us that in the matter of discounts he has a plan which will give as good satisfaction as any other firm can make. It will at least pay you to go and see him, and make arrangements to give him a trial.
Abe Levy has the finest stock of shirts on the market. Call and look it them.
Students needing lamps to study by should go to J. A. Dailey's crockery store, 819 Mass. St., where you will find a good stock, and special prices to students.
If your hat is getting old go and renew it at Abe Levy's.
Ladies' Wraps, including Walking Jackets, Short Wraps, Seal Plush, Real Plush—nothing to compare with our stock either in magnitude or general variety of our display.
Abe Levy will sell you a good rubber coat cheap.
GEO. INNES.
We have a tremendous line of pads—or scratch books—coming in a few days. Look out for them. Bigger bargains than ever.
FIELD & HARGIS.
We want to assure the students who have so liberally patronized us, that it is our misfortune, not our fault, that our supply of books has not satisfied the demand. We had filled our shelves with a stock that we thought would supply a large proportion of the students, but as our trade has been better this term than ever before (for which accept our hearty thanks), we did not have near enough books. We have re-ordered, and now can give you everything you may need, we trust.
An Apology.
Yours respectfully,
FIELD & HARGIS,
University Booksellers.
Yours respectfully,
INDIANA
CasH GrocerY!
THE STUDENT'S FRIEND!
WHY?
Because we furnish the best Goods the market affords, for less money than any other House in the land will attempt to do.
Cash is What Talks,
and it is cash talking to the boys. We are willing to give 100 cents worth for a dollar, 16 ounces to the pound. If, after a trial, we fail to meet your approbation, we will surrender up the Belt and quietly retire from the field.
Respectfully,
BAYLESS MERCANTILE CO.
Don't Miss This Chance.
It paid in advance, 50 cents will pay for the Daily Herald one month.
Call at the office and leave your superscript before this offer is withdrawn.
STUDENTS
FALLEY
At his old stand, ready to furnish board at prices which meet those charged by private parties. Best table in the city. Also seven nicely furnished rooms for rent. Accommodations will be found superior to any other. Finest and freshest stock o candles, fruits, nuts, etc. Oysters served in every style. Give us a call.
STUDENTS
WILL FIND THE
Lawrence House
A good place for Boarding, or Room and Board.
WM.WIEDEMANN,
The Student's Friend!
His Pure Candies are Unexcelled.
Make a specialty of PURE ICE CREAM.
Creamis, Ices, Sodas, Lemonades, Candies Nuts, Foreign and Domestic Fruits to be found on the market are always on hand.
E. B. CORSUCH,
Lawrence Tea Store.
Choice Teas and fresh Coffees furnished to clubs.
Fresh roasted Coffee every day.
917 Mass. St. - LAWRENCE, KAN.
TOM JOHNSON
Keeps the finest BARBER SHOP
In the City. 717 Massachusetts St.
Special attention given to Students.
(LIQUID)
A preparation of the phosphates of lime, magnesia, potash and iron with phosphoric acid in such form as to be readily assimilated by the system. Prepared according to the directions of Prof. E N. Horford, of Cambridge, Mass.
FOR DYSPEPSIA,
Mental and Physical Exhaustion Weakened Energy Nervousness, Indigestion, Etc.
University recommended and prescribed by physicians of all schools.
Its action will harmonize with such stimulants as are necessary to take.
It is the best tonic known, furnishing sustenance to both brain and body.
It makes a delicious drink with water and sugar only.
Invigorating, Strengthening,
Healthful, Refreshing.
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Prices Reasonable. Pamphlet giving further particulars mailed free. Manufactured by the Ramford Chemical Works, Providence, R. I. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.
F. DEICHMAN & SON,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
Choice Meats, Sugar Cured Hams,
AND SAUSAGE,
No. 800 Massachusetts St.