like THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. 11 sen the SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. OS. ST! High com. CO. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. T. ailor, LENS. p Street. SON, ST. AN. charges UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 19, 1886. VOL. IV. LOCAL. Crane. Oh, 'suse me, did I say howdy? The Seniors are hammering away on wages. their orations. Boat riding will soon be the order of the evening. The Seniors are hard at work on their orations. of the Victory at the state contest. Now for the inter-state. The Phi Gams entertain their lady friends next Friday. Several students from Baldwin were in the city Saturday. Good programs in the literary so this afternoon. The Pharmacists are great men when it comes to a feed. The Phi Deltas give their first party next Friday evening. "Who's that crying?" A good hit, but rather out of place. The Pharmacy boys distinguished themselves while in Topeka. The Usher Guards gave one of their pleasant balls last night. Handel-Haydn had a very interesting reheral Monday evening. Look out for the lecture Tuesday night. The gas will be turned out. The genius of the black board is again at work in Prof. Spring's room. The Couriers at Topeka went off like hot cakes Everybody had to have one. The Sigma Nus gave a progressive euchre party last Saturday evening. Next. The Orophillian oratorical contest takes place next Friday afternoon in the chapel. The disciplinary committee had a meeting Monday at the end of the fourth hour. The Ottawa people went through Saturday afternoon on their way from the contest. The Oratorical Association made $250 off the contest. Good enough for one night. Qui crudus pro Crane. The man who sees through this is a good one. Who raw for Crane! Crane is the best man the Univesity ever sent to a state contest. - Ellsworth Ingalls. So we all. The K. A. T. girls presented Cyrus Crane with a beautiful basket of flowers at the close of his oration. The personal editor on the Review must be a little careful where he gets his personals or he may fall into a trap. The State Oratorical Association appropriated $50 for a banquet to be given to the delegates to the interstate contest. Jackson's loss by the burglary will be small, as most of the goods have been recovered. Thanks to the efforts of one of his clerks. The I. C. character party to-night will be one of the finest parties ever given in Lawrence. Several of the alumni will be present, and no effort will be spared to make the occasion a happy one. A tramp, wandering into a gents' furnishing house and seeing a trunk marked "This size for $10," quietly said, "So do I." This is not bad when you see into it. Crane's friends insist on making him presents. Max Strauss presented him with a fine five dollar hat. What has become of Smith? "Whoop her up! whoop her up, Yale!" Look out for the sub rosa K. A. T. Half-term examinations in three weeks. We wonder if Abe Levy has any boxes left. The botany class have analyzing maple buds this week. The Juniors in Greek are now reading Plato's Phleado. Oread maintained her old reputation as a peaceful society. Prof. Robinson's class in Seneca is reading six to eight pages a day. Twelve orations have been handed in to try for the Orophilian contest. Why is not Bethany College a member of the Oratorical Association? Freshman chemistry began last Wednesday. It recites the second hour. The University girls made the best appearance of any crowd of girls in Topeka. The matter for the catalogue of '85 and '86 was sent to the printers Fuesday. The Herald-Tribune's University notes are the best printed by any daily paper. The Betas called on Secretary Smith, of the Governor's office, in a body, at Topeka. The Pharmacy boys spent their vacant hour playing ball on the south side of the building. Professors James Canfield, Brownell and Spring, will be judges in the Orophilian contest for orator. The female representatives of K. S. U. at Topeka are said have taken in every dry goods store in the city. There are several Freshmen in the Botany class who are making themselves ridiculous by smart (?) remarks. Our president has changed his room. He is a "disturbing element" and the house couldn't stand him any longer. Since the decision of the judges has been heard, Dan Crew's song ought to be changed to "Normal's crying." Dan Craw's singing cast all other music in the shade at Topeka. Even the Great Female Quartette was eclipsed. The Usher Guards are trembling, you can even hear their teeth rattle They are afraid they will be called out to help put down the strike. The regents think they have settled the difficulty between Parish and Mears by placing Mears' position on an equal with Parrish. Some of the boys think thier conversation is more pleasing to their lady friends than Mendelssohn Quartette would be. What conceit! On the invitation of Hon. W. C. McPike, one of the leading druggists of the State and a member of the pharmacy examining board, Professors Sayre and Bailey visited Atchison Friday and Saturday. The prefessors report a regal time, and are loud in their praises of Mr. McPike and the druggists of Atchison. The classification has been made out, and the collegiate stack up as follows: Seniors, twenty-four; Juniors, twenty-one; Sophomores, forty-six, and Freshmen, seventy. Foot ball has gone glimmering. Last Saturday's Commonwealth has the following kind words: "A fine looking set of young men are the students of the Kansas college. But then Kansas falls behind in nothing, and excels in everything." The Phi Delts entertain their lady friends on the 26th. Now that Gov. Martin has issued his Arbor Day proclamation for Thursday, April 1st, and as we have had no vacation since Christmas, it is to be hoped that a vacation will be granted by the faculty of two days at least. A week would do no harm. The result of the state oratorical contest in the selection of Cyrus Crane, of the State University, as the representative of Kansas at the inter-state meeting at Lawrence in May, is universally commended. Mr. Crane is a representative student of a representative college of Kansas and the states embraced in the inter-state contest. He is a thorough collegian, a young man of fine ability as a thinker, with progressive ideas and especial oratorical graces and power. Kansas may well fell proud to rest her honors in the coming event in the person of her representative young son.—Topeka Journal. The following is the Emporia News' version of the oratorical contest: At the State oratorical contest held in Topeka last evening, the first place was given to the contestant from the State University, the second place to Baldwin's man, the third was given to Washburn's orator, the fourth to the lady from Ottawa, the fifth was captured by the State Normal, and the sixth place was occupied by the Presbyterian college. Report has it that the judges played a game of draw poker to decide the contest, and if so, the man who was playing for Emporia held a bob tailed flush. In regard to the statement we made last evening regarding Emporia's contestants winning the first prize, we will simply state it was one of those little errors which will creap into newspaper work in spite of all one may do to prevent it. The first number of Illustrated Southern Kansas, published by E. F. Caldwell, has reached our table. This is, as the title page announces, an industrial publication, devoted to the history and development of the towns and counties of Kansas. It is illustrated by numerous engravings, and contains a concise and interesting history of Harper and Barber counties. This is by far the most elaborate work which Mr. Caldwell has undertaken, and is a complete success. The ready pen and elastic imagination secured by the editor in college journalism are well adapted to this kind of work. Prof. Canfield has received letters from the president of the National Teachers' Association, which will meet in Topeka the coming summer, as regarding the railroad rates that have been secured. The following are the rates: Boston to Topeka and return,$41; New York to Topeka and return,$39; Chicago to Topeka and return,$14; St. Louis to Topeka and return,$9. All roads in Kansas will give half rates, while excursions will be run to Denver at very low rates, less than half, but just what has not yet been determined. Excursions will be run from Denver to various points, in Colorado and the adjoining territories. Crowell's mustache has disappeared. Abe Levy took in the excursion to Topeka. PERSONAL. Curdy came back Monday. Dr. Lippincott went to Topeka Tuesday. Herb Bullene went to Kansas City this week. Curdy and Hogeboom go hunting to-morrow. A. L. Burney has returned from a visit home. Franc Hunt will not be over to the L.C party. Dan Crew is now clerking in his father's store. Agnes Lowe has recovered from a severe illness. Frank Talbott has been spending a week at home. A. F. Yohe is studying medicine in Leavenworth. No.28. W. A. Jackson visited folks at home last week. Harry Deford leaves to-day for a short visit home. Frank Crowell spent Saturday and Sunday in Atchison. Geo. Lewis received a visit from his brother Tuesday. W. H. Park has been visiting at home for a few days. Miss Wilder was kept from classes Wednesday by illness. Pearl Young will not be able to attend the I. C. party. May Webster has had a relapse and is very ill again. E. G. Crandall is very ill with hemorrhage of the lungs. was a visitor in Hong Kong. Mabel Gore has returned from a short visit to Atchison. Thos. Whittaker, of Holly, Mich., was a visitor Monday. Riggs only missed two meals at theoute one conte last week. once que once twice Oscar Poehler has returned from a short visit to Kansas City. Bennett had nine ducks Tuesday. Wonder how much they cost. D. A. Lasher, of Cincinnati, Neb., visited the University Monday. B. W. Aldrich, of the board of pharmacy, has been in the city. L. A. Gilbert left yesterday for a short visit at his home in Newton. Miss Alice Cummings has left school to return no more this year. W. S. Jenks was a delegate to the state oratorical association at Topeka. A. E. Curdy, '85, was renewing old acquaintances at Topeka last Friday. Clara Collin came over from Leavenworth to-day to attend the I. C. party. C. L. Smith went to Oskaloosa Tuesday to attend the wedding of his sister. Joe Jacobs received a visit from L. P. Schweitzer, of Hutchinson, last Friday. Wilmoth, our secretary, is able to enter school again after two weeks illness. Mr. Cummings, a last years student, was renewing old scenes last Friday. J. O. Ward, a last year's student, i. now attending the Emporia Normal school. He is a delegate to the inter-state oratorical association. Dot Mead cannot be here to-night, on account of the death of her mother. The Sigma Chis received a visit from B. W. Baird, of Oskaloosa, Wednesday. Minnie Collins arrived yesterday to attend the I. C. party. Walter Garnes is now general delivery clerk at the post office. Miss Ella Ropes is taking the place of assistant city librarian. E. G. Blair was one of K. S. U.'s delegates to the state oratorical association. Lester Sharrard, who is in his cousin's bank at Meriden, was at the contest. Professors Brownell and Wilcox attended the contest and "yelled" for Crane. Blanche Webber has returned from a four months visit in Chicago and Wisconsin. Nellie Gunn, of Kansas City, is visiting Maud Mansfield, and will attend the I.C. party. Ed Blair is cutting a wisdom tooth and yet he says the University is doing him no good. Julia Benedict has returned from Independence, Mo., where she has been attending school. Geo. Bergan, a former student, was a delegate to the oratorical association from Washburn. Barlow Lippincott went to Topeka Tuesday in the interest of the land department of the K. S. U. Ed. Cruise is with the surveying party of the Kansas, Nebraska & Dakota R. R., with headquarters at Topeka. L. N. Lewis and Ben Akers attended the Junior Social Club party at Kansas City last week. Geo. C. Nicholson and wife, both former students of K. S. U., have gone on a trip to California. Maud Thrasher has resumed her studies again after several weeks absence on account of sickness. A. J. Brown, of Leavenworth, a member of the state board of pharmacy, was in the city this week. W. L. Kerr, our former president, was the victor in a recent fight at Ottawa. Moral: Don't fool with a newspaper man. The Pharmacy Examining Board met in this city March 16th, 1886. The board is composed of some of the ablest druggists in the state, and they are men, who without exception, believe in elevating their chosen profession. Mr. W. C. McPike of Atchison, is the proprietor of the largest wholesale drug house west of Chicago. Mr. Brown of Leavenworth, is proprietor of the chemical works at that place and is known all over Kansas. The other members of the board are men of high standing in their profession. At a meeting of the board of regents of the University last week, an appropriation of $700 was made to finish the basement of the chemical building for the use of the department of pharmacy. It is estimated that $500 additional will be required to finish and properly equip the rooms, but it is thought the board of pharmacy will give this. An examination in Greek and Roman history was added to the requirements for admission to the Freshman class. An attachment to the large lantern used in illustrating subjects before the classes in natural philosophy, was ordered at a cost of $50. To be Well Dressed let Geo. Hollingbery make your Clothes.