Y AT THE The Weekly University Courier. OS. ES etail entities : we know that always of the MB BROS CERY Kan. Lawrence! my Line. TRUST right and High nice than com when in the LESS. Eggs. nged by R. francement nd Grant to WY Accessible HP "Accessible HP" for Accessible HP occipit of p. $100, o. bluish lysis a. copy g. tables, n. arranged number in box, p. hard, society block. ies, et al. the grand palpal Ores, only be collections the com- d by my m, mostly and my, this Tips of any in causa, JR. with, JR. with laborated and 30,000 Dies. on wish Spec. spec r. Spee to some Vol. IV. LOCALS. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. Reviewing One week more. And then those exams. Fun in the corridors still keeps up. Fun in the corridors still keeps up. Crew's for books for the second term. Crew's for books for the second term. Crow's for books for the second term. Weat has qecome of the Providence Blub? Seniors began reviewing Moral Science Monday. The Highbargain hash ball has twenty chewers. The classical Juniors are at work at Eurlipides Medica. The Schubert Quartette is most as good as the Amphion. The Sophs, in Greek are reading the Oedipus Tyrannus. The worthy Chancellor is keeping out of the corridors more now. Crane is the only man on the contest with a brand new oration. Schubert Quartette at Congregation church again on the 23d inst. The Seniors fail to draw as good a chapel attendance as the Freshmen. Abe Levy gives students the best rates on gent's furnishing goods in the city. The second term begins February 3d. Prepare for it. Buy your books at Crew's. Go to Griffin's for your coal. All the best grades in the market always on hand. Prof. Robinson says his class in beginning Latin give good promise for the future. The class in History of Politics is working on the days of the old Whig party this week. No absences in chapel were recorded last Friday, owing to the inconvenience of the weather. The Reed Bros. and Elwell enlarged the jolly crowd at the Lawrence House for a few days last week. It is reported that five craterical aspirants didn't get a chance to exhibit their eleucynation powers. The judges for the State Oatorical Contest are Webb Wilder, Gen. J. C. Caldwell, and Rev. C. L. Thompson. Every one is admiring the inorganic barb pins worn by some of K. S. U.'s most popular young ladies. A great many girls with Burney and Jackson, remained at home Friday on account of the bad weather. The Seniors are now working in earnest on their 30,000 word thesis, which must be finished by the first of February. If students who write letters to their home papers will furnish us with copies of such papers, we will deem it a great favor. Miss Rudolph's Caesar class recited in the south room on the third story Monday, on account of the extreme cold. Miss Thacher has good success with the preparatory German class. It has just finished the grammar and is now in the German reader. The Chancellor congratulated all the young ladies who attended chapel Friday, on account of the bravery they displayed in battling with the storm. The committee of the faculty appointed to select orators for the coming oratorical contest have chosen the following: Jenks, Graham, Reed, Crane, Horton and Doran. They are all good men, and any one of them would be an honor to K. S. U. in the State contest. The professors have had serious trouble during the cold weather, being obliged to search every register in the building for students before a sufficient number could be assembled for a class. The Freshman class at a meeting yesterday, decided to have a class party February 12th, and adopted the motto—in Greek—"No Steps Backward." Our "esteemed soporific contemporary," the Review, appeared yesterday for January, as usual, a week late. It is perhaps the best issue of the season. Harry Smith represented K. S. U. at Topeka at the meeting of the State oratorical committee to select judges for the State contest, to be held the second Friday in March. Ingalls acted for Washburn College, and Wright for Emporia Normal School. Hon. Webb Wilder, of Topeka, Gen. Caldwell, of Leavenworth, and Rev. C. L. Thompson, of Kansas City, were chosen. The gentlemen selected are of marked literary ability, and we expect very impartial judgment at their hands. J. D. McLaren returned Monday from a visit to the scenes of his innocent youth; to her who through the years of childhood taught him the paths of moral rectitude. Being no longer connected with the "Little Boy's Courier," with such old memories in mind, with what emotions will he recall the following; "We are afraid of you, and I have for a month every day lied to you; have dealt doubly with you; have perjured myself; all our boys have; I have been a dishonorable hypocrite with you. We are ashamed of ourselves." The Science Club will meet next Friday. "Recent discoveries by Pasteur in the cure of Hydrophobia."—E. D. Eames. "A Recent Geological trip through Barber county."—Joseph Savage. "A Review of Current事故."—E. A. Wheeler. The irrepressible Sam Wood, of Topeka, lectured to a full house at the I. O. F. oak last Sunday. By special request he will deliver his lecture, "The Lost Atlantis," at the same place next Sunday at 2:30 p.m. Chapel rhetoricals for the week ending January 22d : Tuesday, R. S. Horton, Lida Jacke; Monday, Cora Kimball, O. C. LeSeur; Wednesday, Laura Lyons, Harry Riggs; Thursday, Evelyn Smith, May Stimpson; Friday, Olin Templell, Lena Van Vorhis. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, JANUARY 15, 1886 Remember the Oread debate to day: Resolved, That a person should never support the side of a question he does not believe. Affirmative. C. S. Crane and Jack Schall. Negative, S. T. Gilmore and W. S. Jenks. It is RUMORED—That the Beta treated the Phil Deltis to older with a stick in it... That Frank Climer came back because his home girl married another fellow... That Griff, Tomlin, Deford and Hogbome played a close game of "freeze out" the other night... That Riggs likes to show the girls how to help him put on his overcoat... That Dr. Hoadley's mustache will be seen next commencement... That Miss Anderson Will Read Longwell soon ...That *lunis* are out for those that haven't paid their monthly dues toward supporting the Hill... That Tomlin would have frozen, but having Moore vest than any one else, be lived... That Higgins ate six oies and two chickens last Sunday ...That the prettiest girls or ... U. boards at High bargains... That Apple boughs make "sweet cider" ...That papa was Wilder than usual Sunday eve, as he can't Defend it. WHAT THE K. S. U. NEEDS.—A storm covering from the main building to the chemical laboratory...A gymnasium...The telephone where students can use it at all hours...Some one to attend to the proper ventilation of all lecture rooms...A better library and a library building...An elocation hall...A reception room...An extra police force in the corridors...Or, accommodations for students that have vacant hours...A signal service station established in connection with the meteorological department...An assistant in elocation, or Prof. Brownell's duties abridged to that branch...A permanent tax for the support of the University. SCHUBERT CONCERT.—It afforded us pleasure Tuesday night to see such a good attendance of K. S. U. people at the concert given at the Congregational church by the Schubert Quartette of Chicago. Among those present we noticed Barlow Lippincott, Mr. Graner, A. L. Burney, Jack Schall, Ed Blair, Charles Elwell, Mr. Chew, T. S. Fritz, J. E Curry and lady, Higgins and lady, C R. Roadley and wife, Dan Crew, W Tomlin, W Reed, Jep Davis, Frank Neal, E.C. Little, Prof. Snow and wife, Mrs. J. E Griffith, Misses Nannie Anderson, Miss Blackington, Maud Shipton, Lou Palmer, Nellie Thacher, Alice Pettee, Hattie Haskell, Bird Star, Luella Moore, Kate Wilder and Maud Thrasher. LITERARY SOCIETIES. Owing to the extreme inclementy of the weather on Friday last, the program in Oread society was not given, and to day will be presented the one posted for that day. All participants should remember the change, and all Oreads be especially particular to attend the meeting, as it will be one of importance. The program for January 15th will be given on January 22d, as follows; Declamations—J. A. Prescott, Mr. Kimbail; Reading—E. C. Little W, L. Kerr; Essays—Henry Nickel, S. T. Gilmore; Orations—Hattie Haskell, May Webster; Debate—Resolved, That poetry exerts a stronger influence on the human mind than philosophy or history. Affirmative —L. A. Stebbins, T. S. Fritz. Negative—W. S. Jenks, G. W. Harrington. Orophilan society will give the following program: Readings—Wm, Dudley, F. B. Barnes; Essays—C. Elwell, Miss Goddell; Declamations—Ira Hopkins, A. G. Hager; Extemporaneous—E. F. Neal, Fred Liddike; Orations—M. Sprague, Sydney Phillips, Smith Curry, W. E. Higgins. The question for debate is not posted. Debaters are, affirmative, M. E. Hickey, C. A. Swecy; negative—Mr. Virtue, W. W. Brown. Upon motion of S. T. Gilmore, seconded by Frank Hutchings, the meeting then adjourned until Monday at one p. m., for the further filling of vacancies. Pursuant to call by the president, the Courier Company met Friday in Prof. Canfield's room for the purpose of filling vacancies on the staff. At 1:15 o'clock President Sullivan called the meeting to order, and after preliminary business was over, announced the resignations of R E. Hayslett, he having been compelled to leave school; W. T. Reed, he having become a member of a secret society while holding his position, a constitutional provision made action necessary; F. E. Reed and T. S. Fritz, owing to school duties. COURIER MEETINGS AND ELECTIONS. On motion of Mr. Elwell, J. E. Griffith was elected on the staff. A committee consisting of J. Sullivan, A. L. Burney and Ross Wemple, were chosen to fill such vacancies as may occur. Monday, Barlow Lippincott and Taylor Cummings were elected to the staff, and A. W. Poslethwaite as assistant business manager. Company adjourned subject to call Ross WEMPLE. Sec'y. A NEWSPAPER PHOTOGRAPHED. After the manner of New York and London journals, the University Corum has been photographed, not the Corum alone, however, as Sullivan's still-illuminated looms up in the center of the room, to look indicates a feeling of satisfaction, and as if he had just succeeded in quieting some troublesome rival. His eyes have that soft, melancholy look which harmonizes so well with his dulcit toones and makes him such a favorite with the female sex. His countenance seems to be illuminated with a smile, such as Cicero is supposed to have used on the downfall of Cataline. It is not vindictive, however, and does not cause one's bones to shiver on seeing it. The photograph is a good one and is worthy of the newspaper manager who had the name of his publication copyrighted in order to prevent a rival organization from using it. It is finished in Shane's best style, is a well-executed piece of work, and must have required a great deal of time and patience on the part of the artist. It is a souvenir which Sullivan can preserve with pleasure to remind him of his experiences in college journalism — Laurence Journal. For a few weeks past Capt. Shane has been working on the above, making a photo 10x12, with the photograph and plate of the paper printed on the same sheet. No such piece of work has been known to have been done in the West, and Mr. Shane rightfully feels proud of it, while Sullivan says that now the Courier must doubly boom. We are pleased to announce that he committee having the entertainment or Tuesday evening in charge it the Congregational church, have incurred another engagement of the schubert Quartette for the 23d inst. Suit all turn out. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE A pretty dear is dear to me, A bare with downy hair. A bare with downy hair; I love a hurt with all my heart But hardly have a hurt. Tis plain that no one takes a plane To have a phone of news. A sake, though oftet takes a rake Tatey ever over the trump And through the whole, hole wears A writ, in writing "right" may write For "write" and "rite" are neither "right", and don't write belong. wife belting. He often opens the man, Coughing a coffin brings, And too much ale will make us all, As well as other things. The person lies who says he lives wellinging, and when consumptive folks decline, They all decline declining. A quid not quilt before a storm— Ocean? We cannot rein the rain at all— No earthly powers reign o'er it. The dyer dies awhile, then dies, To dying women, Until upon his dying bed. He thinks no of dying; A son of Mars mars many a son; Always? And every knight can pray each night To Him who weighs his ways. 'Tis most that man should mete our neat fortune's son; The fair tarot for love alone, Else one cannot be won. A lass, also! is something false; Of man is an master. Her waist is but a burden - wasté- Though stayed, she is not stained. The springs spring forth in spring, and shoot forward one and all. She leaves her wives, it leaves The leaves to fall in fall. I would a story here commence, But you might find it state; So she has been reached The tail of our tail. Burney's holiday vacation es canade: -Electric Magazine. pause: A little crown of ringlets, A little face so sweet, A little in hand in mine, A little waist so neat. A little closer to me, This shrinking, winsome miss; Oh, will I eer forget it— That little stolen kiss? A little repetition, A sudden pause of wonder At the creaking of the door. Her ma's caught on, by thunder! be a shopper that we have read. The tall end of our tale. A. W. Postlewaite was elected Monday to fill the vacancy in the business management of the Courier. No better selection could have been made. John Lindsay, once of '88, has severed his connection with the Garnett Plaindealer and will soon take the managing editorship of a metropolitan daily. PERSONAL. Harrington has a mustache. E. F. Caldwell is in St. Louis. Miss Mary Hair has returned. Frank Prentice, '83, is in the city. Barteau visited K. S. U. Monday. Col. Fritz went to church Sunday Clara S. Gillham is in Wanda, Ill J. V. Humphrey is at Spiddy, Kas E. C. Meservey flourishes in K. C. LeSuer is still at Strong City, Kas Campbell Watson wears the Bett Campbell Watson wears the Beta pin. Rankin went south Tuesday after noon. Frank Clymer has entered K. S, U ingain. Bennett returned from Emporia Friday. Col. Geo. Noble left Monday for Texas. Dick Short is the latest photographer. Mrs. A. Rankin entertained friends Saturday. V, L. Kellogg was quite sick last Saturday. Miss Laura O'Bryon spent Sunday at home. Graham takes his dinner at the Hillside club. R. W. Ladington went to Kansas City Tuesday. P. R. Bennett writes of prosperity at Ann Arbor. Hon, John W. Haskell was in the halis Monday. Walter Bangs returned to Kansas City Saturday. Glen Miller, '83, is still in the Santa Fe office. Dr. John T. Moore was at the Uni vorsity Monday. W. T. Lutz prospers in business at Beloit, Kansas. Geo. McMillan is in the Santa Fe offices at Topcake. "Doc" Ohram is still in the in surance business. L. F. Gault is doing well in All burqurque, N. M. Miss Mable Martin is visiting in the city this week. F. A. Stocks makes his bank at Blue Rapids boom. J. R. Turner practices law at Minneapolis, Minn. No.19. W. l. P. Burney,'83, left Monday for Medicine Lodge. B. P, Blair is having a serious time with a sore throat. Miss Kate Merrill is studying music in New York. Herb Bullene, once of '$8', is in business in the city. Mrs. Johnson, of Junction City, is visiting friends here. L. H Leach clerks in the recorder's office in Rooks county. Mary Miller writes of a pleasant year's work at Wellesley. McBride is contemplating the pubi- nication of a new alumnae. Miss Drussa Reid returned Monday to her K. S. U. studies. Geo. Watson and J. G. Smith are room. mates at Ann Arbor. Sam Forsha, an old student, is studying law at Hutchinson, Kas. Pro. Bailey explained photography to the class in chemistry, Monday. O. M. Jackson received a beautiful coat monogram from—well ask him. Miss Nellie Thacher has become very popular with her class in German. Fritz recently visited his "Pet." at Paola, on his way home to Missouri. Will Otls is fast becoming one of the prominent business men of At chison. W. S. Whitlow has resumed work as principal of the Ottawa High School. Prof. W. B. Brownell was unable to attend the University the first of the week. Annie McKennan has not returned on account of the severe weather. Bishop Ninde preached morning and evening Sunday, in the Methodist church. Harry Winslow, of Hutchinson, Kansas, visited friends in the city last week. Freshman French has taken up "Le Petite Historie du peuple Francais." Griffith was elected to the editorial staff of the COURSE at the election on Friday. Prof. Canfield will lecture before the Tonganoxie Teachers' Institute in the near future. O. M. Jackson was detained from classes Monday and Tuesday en account of illness. Will McBride, of the School of Pharmacy, has been confined to his room during the past week. W. H. Britton still makes bright to all K. S. U. boys the A., T. & S. F. offices at Topeka. Ollie Thompson is enjoying life at home in Waterville, Kausas. She anticipates returning next year. M. J. Keys makes the Solomon Valley Democrat one of the best Democratic papers in the State. Miss Mattie Erb went to Leavenworth Wednesday to spend two weeks with Mrs. Mack Latz. The friends of Miss Nellie Wynn regret very much her not entering the K.S. U, again since the holidays. The Courier extends congratulations to Griffith and Tomlin upon their perseverance Sunday night. Charles Stephens, of Baldwin,was shown through the University Tuesday by his cousin, Clas. Elwell. Mug Rankin, an old student of '82, is doing a good business in plumbing and fitting in this city. W. L. P. Burney visited his brother A. L. last week. He now flourishes as an attorney at law at Medicine Lodge. Miss Daisy Cockins returned to the University Monday, having been detained away nearly a week by sickness. McCabe, the Washburn representative in the State Contest two years ago, is now reporting on the Topeka Capital. Miss Sallie Orr, who has been visiting her cousin, Miss Kate Blood, returned to her home in Chicago on Saturday. Miss Clara Penectenary will visit the State Pentitentary next Saturday in the interest of her article on "Prison Reform." Miss Gassie Arnold, a graduate of Washburn College, now a teacher in the schools at Louisville, Kansas, visited K. S. U. Wednesday. Mr. Frank Olney, '87, left during the holidays for Minnesota, where he will remain until September, when he will return to K. S. U. S. M. Cook having taken unto himself a partner of life's joys and sorrows, is very popular as principal of the Solomon City schools. Miss Louise Moore was warmly greeted by her I.C. sisters last Monday. She has been snow bound at her uncle's home in the country. A. J. Griffin sells the best kinds of Wood and Coal, Guarantees Satisfaction and is not undersold. Telephone 85.