SE, T THE ZENS OF The Weekly University Courier. ood. OUT THE S. e Best. --- ery ence. 10 ent, cannot E CO. RUST! from the best convinces an formerly. ade, had our such novel- reior class of such as to meet ds and Prices IER, " REET. THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. IV. LOCAL. Next Tuesday. Seniors in Chapel. Courier meeting to-dav The Hotel coute que coute is boomer- Crowell is president. Miss Mamie Darrah will entertain her friends to-night. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. No one should fail to attend the le t r i b y Prof. McDonald next Tuesday evening. Subject, "Ruskin." Prof. Canfield delivered his lecture on Russia to the history class, Monday. Out of 438 students just sixteen stressed chapel Tuesday morning. Prof. Aldrich is organizing a class in Sanskrit. Oread intends starting the year with a good program. Every member should attend, Several new books were placed in the library during vacation. The essays in the English Lit. class are due. We are over our drunk and ready for another one. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, JANUARY 8, 1886. More than twenty orations have been handed in to compete in the oratorical contest. It will be quite an honor to get on. The *Washburn* *Argo* is a daisy in its own field. The friends of Washburn cannot do better than to support it. Skip your girl to the opera house to-night by the light of the moon. The Sophomore class in German is reading Faust. L. A. Gilbert put in his two week at Newton. The books in the library have been somewhat rearranged during vacation. Too much credit cannot be given to Prof. Miller for the able manner in which he conducts the library. Beer all round, then some more beer, and then some beer. We must have a reception room. The necessity becomes mere apparent every day. The Seniors are posted for Chapel. A certain young lady is writing an essay on match making. The book most sought for now is a translation of Faust. Four new volumes of the Statesmen Series were placed in the library last week. The Anglo Saxon class is the hardest class in school. Mr. L. A. Field, our big normal, man was married last Tuesday to Miss Nettie Dixon of North Lawrence. Congratulations. The Phi Delta are trying to start a chapter at the Indian school. The widows seem to be attracting the boys this year. And still they go. Chestnut, Eames, Searle, Field and Cook. Who will be the next lucky man. Crane to Horton:—“Now remember if I don't get on at that then I did not write it.” Horton to Crane:—“Same way with me. Let's Smoke.” The Science club will hold a meeting this afternoon. A full attendance is desired. Cold and wind and snow may come but the Courier goeth on forever. At noon to-day we will know who the orators for the local contest will be. The various clubs are now in good running order. During the absence of Prof. Carruth the number of students who attend the Unitarian church will be greatly diminished. For the benefit of the Sophomore German class we will say that in Lowell's library, number 432, a good translation of Faust may be had for 20 cents. Why don't some one give a progressive euchre? We are certainly behind the time in this movement. The Y. W, C. A, will hold a meeting Tuesday at the home of Miss Sacke, 1403 Tenn. St. Miss Mary Holsinger will lead. Subject, Paul's first and second missionary Journeys. All University young ladies are cordially invited to attend. Work on Snow hall has been suspended. SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. The Economics class are hard on their essays. At last an old landmark is gone. "Pap Searl" is no longer one of the gay and frisky batechors of K. S. U. The girls weep, the boy feels a sense of relief, as the old bean has at last been caught. Yes, Searle is married. He did the great act last Monday evening. The fortunate lass is Miss Emma Covey, of this city. The Courier wishes the young couple much joy on their voyage o'er the stormy sea of life. It would facilitate walking a great deal if everybody would clean the snow off the sidewalks before their residence after a snow storm. The engineering students have completed their draughting. If the capacity of a class was judged by the amount of Anglo-Saxon they knew, the present class would be at a very low ebb. The following program will be rendered in the Oread society this afternoon: Declamation, T. S. Fritz; reading, May Webster; oration, G. W. Harrington; music, Mattie Erb; readings, Ella Ropes, Josie Cooke; essays Agnes Lowe; candle, C. L. Smith; vocal solo, Fannie Pratt; debate, question, Resolved. That a person should never support that side of a question he does not believe in, Affirmative, C. S. Crane and E. G. Blair; negative, S. T. Gilmore and W. S. Jenks. Dent. Dunn: I will never smoke another cigar; a pipe is good enough for me. NEW YEAR RESOLVES Ed. Blair: I will work the plious racket a year longer and then I will be a tough. Will Jackson : I will cultivate my beard. Postalthwaite: I will quit winkup at the water girls and devote my attention to the cook. Sullivan; I will never call another girl pet names, when her father is arond. Graham : I will rush the girls harder than ever. Qiggs: I will look over mw Mental Science. GriHeTh: If the frats insist I might possibly jain them. Chancellor: I will keep out of the halls. All the Seniors: We will make up our bacp studies—next May. Shattuck: I will be more regular in attendance at the Academy of Science. Horton: I will try to wake up before the year is over. PERSONAL Alice Cummings returned from a pleasant visit in Nortonville Monday evening. C. R. Mahan, formerly of '87, who resigned (?) from Phi Gamma Delta, has resigned (?) from the Zeta Ps1 fraternity which he united with at Ann Arbor. Wenysia E. Smith, a graduate of Oxford, Eng., who has been visiting Harry Riggs, left Sunday for Kansas City. Eugene Curtis, of Boston, was seen in the hall's last Tuesday. Agnes Emery climbed Mt. Oread Tuesday to hear Prof. Wilcox lecture on the Greek theatre. George Wilder is studying penmanship at the Business College. Angie Logee intends taking painting lessons under Miss Simpson next term. Miss McBride, who has recently moved to Lawrence, intends entering the music department. Alice Ropes spent part of last week in the country. Mrs. Nellie (Reid) Shepherd visited in Wyandotte the first of the week. Virginia Edwards entertained a few of her friends at dinner last week Wednesday. Nellie Furnis will read William Tell at the U. of K. next term. Rob Rankin gave a declaration Monday evening at the Presbyterian church. Mamie Simpson entertained a few fridays Saturday evening. Pamie Pratt returned Monday from a delightful visit at her home in Humboldt. Jessie Arter was prevented from reaching the U. of K, the first of the week by the severity of the weather. Charlie Linley will not return to the U. of K., but will put in his time banking in Atchison. Mattie Erb, a musical graduate of 84," visited old scenes this week. Prof. Wilcox remembered his boyhood, and gave lectures to his classes Monday instead of requiring recitations from them. Miss Nellie Thacher entered upon her duties as tutor of French and German Monday last. Cora Henshaw went to Newton Saturday, where she has obtained a position in the public schools. Chancellor Lippincott occupied the Congregational pulpit Sunday evening. Prof. Robinson wished each of his students a happy New Year as they entered his classes Monday. Joe Rolston came back Saturday. Prof. A. M. Wilcox returned from Baltimore Monday. Postledhwaite came back from Chaute Saturday looking as handsome as ever. B. F. Talbott returned to his law studies Monday. Blair and Crowell came back Monday. Charley Elwell came in from the country Monday. Miss Sabin is president of the young ladies club at Highbargain's. Julius Liepmann looks happy from his holiday visit to Ft. Scott. E. C. Franklin returned Sunday. Rigg's stayed in Lawrence and went to dances. Prof. W. H. Smylie, one of the leading educators of Marion county, made the Capital office a pleasant call yesterday. - Topka Capital. This is our old engineering friend of last year. Prof Wilcox delivered the last of a course of lectures on the theatre of ancient Greece before the classical students Wednesday. O'Donnell will not return this year. Eames says he was snow bound, not married. Miss Crotty returned from Burlington Monday. Kimble has resumed his old place at the C. D.-Association. Major Whittle is conducting meetings in Atchison W. N. Burr, secretary of the Y. M. C. A., was married Monday evening to Miss A. Louise Field. The COUCHER extends its heartiest congratulations. A. J. Searle and Miss Emma Covey were united in the holy bonds of matrimony Monday. Congratulations. Doran was snowbound at home three days. Virtue has rather a stiff and haughty appearance. W. II. Park left home folks Mon day. W. E. Higgins is the moneyed man of the Cash Dining Association. Roe returned from his home in Iowa Tuesday. Harry Buckingham spent New Year in Lawrence. Mrs. Benton is visiting her niece, Miss Sahin, this week. Short came back Thursday morning. Nate McCague was seen in the halls Tuesday. Julia Benedict, formerly of '88, took part in the Presbyterian musica- tical Tuesday evening. Miss Mamie Simpson is not yet able to attend her art pupils. Mr. Wallei Bangs, of Kansas City, clibed Mount Oread day before yesterday. Glen Miller made a flying visit home New Year. Dick Horton spent last week in Leavenworth. He is resting now. L. A. Sharrard spent two days in a snow drift one hundred miles west of Atchison. Morgan, Riggs and Crane have joined the Usher Gauards. Miss Lettie Collins was married about two weeks ago to Mr. David Dishman. Lettie was a member of the I. C. Sorosis, and one of the most charming young ladies that ever attended K. S. U. We heartily congratulate the lucky young man. Kimble went home yesterday, not to return until next term. Smith, Allen and Caywood, returned Wednesday, having been detained by the huge snow drifts. Valentine and Hogeeboom looked for saloons in Topeka. Nettie Hubbard is enjoying herself in New Orleans. Senator Ingalls has introduced a bill in congress providing for a national University. No person can be admitted as a student who has not obtained the degree of A. B. or a similar one at some college of good Frank Cleimer has returned to school. Prof. Williams was elected president of the State Teacher's Association. Elwell wants to know who has Faust out of the library. Prof. Robinson seems as smiling and happy as ever. Frank Toldt, an old Phil Pai boy, is in the coal business at Atchison. W, S. Right is still sojourning at his home in Iow. W. N. Burr looks exceedingly happy. / Minnie Collins will enter school next session. Griffith came in Saturday to get a good start for Monday, you know. J. D. McLaren is still enjoying life in Ottawa Co. Mrs. Gardner is afrequent visitor at the University It is about time for Fritz to have another cold. Ed Blair and Dick Birbeck occupied the chapel rostrum Tuesday morning. Dunn has bought a half interest in Crane's horse. Supt. Parish says that another Courier will be started next week. Kate Wilder is the only young lady in the anatomy class. Ross Wemple is still selling cheap tickets over the Santa Fe. Kerr is still in Ottawa looking after the Daily Local News. Little has challenged Fritz to a game of chess. F. A, Marshall's essay in American Literature was one of the finest ever delivered before any class in the University. Deford and Fox, the jolly Pharmacists, are ready for business. Arthur Canfield has charge of the Faust class. Billy Smith, know to all students last year, is in the real estate business at Lincoln Center. He will shortly enter the bonds of matrimony. G. B. Stocks & Son, of Blue Rap- ids, are building the largest and finest elevator in northern Kansas. The son is our Fred. B. K. Bruce is meeting with great success with his school in Leavenworth. Sharrard is lost. Jackson will pay a suitable reward for his recovery. Victory Linley enjoyed his vacation travelling in Kentucky. Harry Smith goes to Topkla tonight to represent K, S. U at the meeting of the State Oratorical Association. Lizzie Smith is on the sick list. Prof. Sayre will read a paper before the Science Club this afternoon. Franc Hunt will be over next Friday to attend the Pai Gamm hop. Fred Bowersock is enjoying his ocean voyage about this time. John Dusan comes up frequently. Ella Ropa is making one of the hest presidents Gore ever had. Dr. Lippincott was absent from his class Thursday. Franc Eddy returned Wednesday Eames was chivaried the other night. Ed Franklin took in Romeo and Juliet Saturday night at Atchison. Will Franklin hit the nail on the head in his oration this morning. Bennett arrived from Emporia yesterday. Juliet Saturday night at Atchison. No.18. AL HOMILIES. I think we are too free here in the west, much stiffness and careless tresome, we have the oppressive extreme, partary that I do want of discrimination and all of titles. For impossibly abused is the尔尔.” We have fallen beloved habit of design all those who on in any line from a or up to the occupant to chair in a college, great mistake, for the ming almost entirely ing, or at least without d it. The fact is all should be restricted to even there should only o those teachers, who i chairs. This thing l the teachers in the professors,” whether or advanced occasionally may hear a regular farce, and al-o me like a huge joke. n any direspect to our instructors and tutors eve in calling persons titles, and in paying to our professors than making their title one action. over the annual catalog, with regret, the largeidents who put an endge career when theythrough the Freshmanyear. A very fewwhose carry home with themtendency to enteris greater in this newus State than in theso, so the University notne students who cango through (whichold be very small), butar of misgleded "boys,"ing under the delusionlosing valuable timeover dry books,whenjust as well be engagedmp millions, so as tobe to take his best girltouseum or skating rinkbeing compelled to askmase send a remittance."aths, if they could onlyit now as they will sixrather than having aok pretty and measurea counter, or possibly,slp of "high standinga umbrellas, etc."turnato ornaments of a railley would assiduouslyinselve to their collegeraduate with the high-Just before arrivingat discretion is the mostin a young man's life,forms his habits, both1. A better place thanh her efficient corps ofcould not be found tof for the hard blows hein after life. Let alidea of stopping beforecomplete. Grigia — I have heated with a furnace for five hiding this, and have every kind of coal in OUND COAL.—SOLD ONLY A. J. 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