The Weekly University Courier. S. *subscription One Dollar Per Year* *published Every Friday Morning* TITLE IRAD COPYRIGHTED ACCORDING TO ACT OF CONGRESS WITH LIBRARIAL CONGRESS, 1885. ail es : know the days of th CERY B BROS wrence! Line. TRUST when in and li e than co LESS. NG VOL. IV. Applied ! ing Suits r, Hats. school, a nd neatest ill ODS LOCALS. $ \mathrm{C r}_{9}^{1} $ nier, Abbott. Contest. Revival meetings. Which will you take in? The Science club meets to- The Juniors are reading Bryant's poems. The Seniors are reading Bacon's Essays. The Seniors began Moral Science Wednesday. The special policeman is on his best again. The Freshman began solid Geometry Monday. Who "stayed" with Templin and Graham, last week? "Class please keep quiet, he is Rohe(ing) this boat." The University quartette will sing at the oratorical contest. Go straight to your classes and don't loiter in the corridors. The Preps, are reading Cicero's Oration on the Poet Archias. The M. L. Sophs, are reading Swect's Anglo-Saxon reader. Oread avenue is now beginning to show some sign of existence. The junior class in Greek is reviewing the Oedipus Tyrannus. The society oratorical will be held to night. Let everyone turn out. The Senior class in English master-pieces are now reading Bacon's Essays. The Seniors finished Mental Philosophy Tuesday and commenced the Moral. The law class will noid its first session of moot court Wednesday night next. The class in beginning German is one of the best ever in the University. The street railroad will soon be extended on Tennessee street to Ontario street. If you want the toniest turn-out in the city, you want Charlie Carmean's "Whites." Dr. Wilcox gave an interesting lecture on Greek Tragedy before the Junior Greek class Monday. Rev. Bowers will deliver the second lecture of the course at the University, next Tuesday evening. Prof. Snow makes his lectures in physiology much more interesting than the ordinary class-room lecture. The contest to-night may give some idea of the probable leaders of the Oratorical association contest this year. Dr. Nichols' lecture on "Musical Pitch," Wednesday afternoon, was well attended and highly enjoyed by all present. It is currently reported that two well known preps, have been requested by the Chancellor to visit their "papas." The Courier file of last year complete nicely bound arrived from Topeka this week and will have a place in the Library. Misa Simpson will continue giving lessons in painting at the University during the holidays to those who wish to take them. Prof. Carruth is bound to have a lecture course if he has to give all the lectures himself. We are satisfied if the Prof. is. Miss Simpson, of the Art Department, will take orders for paintings, china decoration, etc. Here is a chance for students and others to obtain some very nice Christmas presents for their friends. Every lady in the city of Law- rence should subscribe for the Courier. It gives in its Social Department all the society news extant. Chapel rhetoricals are much more interesting this year, on account of the strict rule of Prof. Brownell. A student must appear when posted or be marked zero. The students have been slowly drifting in this week, as if loath to give up the holidays and to leave their homes to return to boarding house and text book. A petition was circulated last Tuesday, asking that the Hendricks holiday be given. The petition was largely signed but produced no visible effect on the faculty. The committee on June orator is getting down to work. The result of their deliberations will be made public. As soon as definite announcements are made. The revival meetings are now over and Major Whittle has left Lawrence. Large number of students attended these meetings, and much good was done among them. The Prohibition State central committee held a meeting in this city Tuesday, at which John P. St. John, M. V. Bennett and other leading prohibitionists were present. The Webster debating club met Wednesday afternoon and perfected their organization. It is a move in the right direction and we hope the boys will make a success of it. The "Old and New" club met at Prof. Miller's, Saturday, November 28. The subject discussed was Fiske's paper in the *Atlantic Monthly*, on the "Idea of God." According to bulletin board, the K. S. U. Science club will render the following program on Friday next Wyandotte Cave—A. L. Adams, E. C. Franklin, F. Davis. Scientific Review—J. D. McLaren. Oread Society for next Friday: Declamations—T. S. Fritz, W. L. Kerr. Readings—Gertie Hunculcott, G. W. Harrington. Essays—C. L. Smith, Jack Schall. Orations—S. T. Gilmore. Prof. W. H. Carruth. The revival meetings were not without their good effects on the students. Quite a number resolved to reform and join the church. To all such we would say "that charity begins at home," ergo, pay your subscription to the Courier. The lunch counter scheme proposed by the COUNTER is taking immediately. Prof. Canfield promises to present a petition to the faculty to get some one to start lunch stand at the University, if the students get it up. One of our reporters was a little too previous last week in his zeal to get the latest news. We hope however to hear from Senator Riddle later on in the lecture course. Prof Carruth's lecture was very fine, and highly enjoyed by all present. 801LLOQUY—FIVE O'LOCK A. M. To rise, or not to rise; that is the question: Whether 'the nisher for a man to suffer' The pangs and gnawings of an empty stom- Or take arms against this mighty Somni, And by arising end it. I will wash my hands to wash The following program will be rendered in the University Hall this evening at 8 o'clock: Invocation.—Music—Phi Psi orchestra. Oration—“Our National safeguard,” C. L. Smith. Oration—“The Question of Nations,” F. A. Marshall. Music—Solo by J. W. Jenks. Orations—“Andrew Jackson,” R. S. Horton. “The Homes of Our Citizens,” T. F. Doran; “A Problem,” Cyrus Crane; “The Mission of Morality,” W. T. Reed. Music—Phi Psi orchestra. To rise; to dress; per chance to wash—Aye, there the rub, for I do hate the job. The water's cold; the tower's damp; must this awful task attempt? This gives me pain. She would turn up her neaux, And thereby allow them to passar. There was a young lady from Vassar Who allowed no young fellow to sassar The second lecture of the course will be delivered by Hon. George A. Bowers, of Abilene, next Tuesday evening, on "The Conditions of Intellectual Development and Success." The lecture will be a good one and should be well attended. Who allowed no young fellow to sassar When she met any beaux LAWRENCE, KANSAS, DECEMBER 4, 1885 Prof. Dyche and wife met with a sad loss Wednesday night in the death of their little baby. The bereaved parents have the sympathy of all who know them. The funeral will take place at Sterling, Kansas, to-day. The sixth lecture before the University department of music was delivered by Prof. E. L. Nichols Wednesday afternoon. The change of time from morning to evening has been made to accommodate students and others who cannot possibly attend in the morning. Orophilan Society has posted a very creditable program: Readings—Joe Jacobs, P. H. Williamson. Essays—Alice Cummings, Lou Palmer. Declamations—Orrell Highbargin, Julia Powell. Extemporaneous—T. F. Doran, W. T. Reed. Orations—W. T. Caywood, A. L. Burney, F. E. Reed, H. F. Graham. The debaters are as follows: The next lecture in the Art Department will be given by Prof. A.G. Canfield next Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock. The Professor's subject is "Durer," and his well-known ability should insure a large attendance. When she met my beauty, She would turn up her neaux, Affirmative—Nannie Anderson, Clara Greenamyer. IT IS RUMORED — That White LED off at the Usher's grand ball... That the University boys didn't loom up at all in numbers... That Nate MacCague is a nice floor manager. That Snider wears a Prince Albert. ... That Lewis has a daly hat mark. Who made it? ... That Hig was paralyzed by a Lion. ... That Joak Shall is learning to dance Negative—Harry Cook, May Hair That Jack Shall is learning to dance... That I just thought I'd bap... That the Encyclopedia Bostonica is not extant... That Gid. bribed Lewis and Grif. with oysters... That Lewis and Grif are in a stew for fear of being reported on by the girls... That Richard Short contemplates matrimony... That the Highbargain house is changed to a club... That the Webster Debating Club is not dead, but sleepeth... That Ed. Fox looks like a tough since he had his hair cut... That the faculty will organize a "Mikado" company... That A.G. Canfield will be Lord High Executioner... That Prof. Wilcox will be Mikado... That Miss S——will be Yum Yum... That J. H. Canfield will sing, "My wants are all supplied"... That all the other Profs want to be Ko-Ko... That Stebbins curls his hair... That Sharrard lost his hat... That Harrington's moustache is "be-coming"... that the students wanted a holiday in honor of Hendricks... That the Course did not know the train would run off the track last Tuesday... That the faculty "stands in" with the booksebers... That a special session of the Legislature will be called to decide when the societies may have the chapel for their contest... That a member of Providence club got a little more Turkey on Thanks-giving day than can be conveniently carry home with him... That Jack Shall did really go to church Sunday night... That Snider is a dude... That Prof. Camp bell's name is not "Ben"... That Curry's girl "will not give the tele What the COURIER would like to know. Why the contest orators were so slow about getting down to week...Why Barlow went down to the early train from the west Monday morning...Where our soporific H.C. is. Gee. Metcalfe was in the halls Monday. Miss Ives from Baldwin is visiting in the city. Suider returned to school Sunday night. Haws is the polite clerk at New marks. Rev. Dr. Howland visited classes Monday. Miss Julia Benedict spent Thanksgiving here. Miss Pitzer returned to Topeka Monday. B. P. Blair sings in the Unitarian church now. Ex Gov. John P. St. John was here Tuesday. Ollie Thompson returned to her home Friday. Fannie Pratt spest Thanksgiving in Humboldt. Miss Dot Meade returned to Topeka Monday. Nick Johnson spent Sunday with friends here. Miss Worthington is going to Tookea to-day. Mr. J. L. Barnes left here for Kiowa Monday. Mrs. Prof Nichols was seen at the University Tuesday. A. C. Pierce, of Junction City visited U. Tuesday. Mamie Lyons spent Thanksgiving with Nydia Gilmore. Miss Florence Reasoner left for Topeka Sndday. Miss Pearl Young came up from K. C. Wednesday. Alonzo Posclothwaite was sick the first of the week. Professor Frank Prentiss spent Thanksgiving here. Miss Nettle Hubbard '85 attended the I. C. convention. Will Higgins entertained a few friends Friday evening. Miss Minnie Collins will again enter school next term. Helen Sutliff was initiated in the L. C. fraternity last week. E. F. Caldwell and wife left Saturday for Southern Kansas. Alice Bartell writes that she will be in LaWayee very soon. Misses. Mary Glimore and Bell Love visited the U. Monday. Senator Parker is at Lyndon attending business this week. Alice and Lizzie Petite returned o'University duties Monday. Ethel B. Allen, of Kansas City, attended the I.C. convention. Mr. Dorance, of Washburn spent Thanksgiving with Mr. Gilbert. County Clerk White ate turkey with Mr. Covel at Leavenworth. Miss Johnson visited the University with Kate Wilder, Tuesday. O. M. Jackson returned Sunday after spending holidays at home. Helen Sullif and Miss Blackington are the latest additions to I. C. Rev. Delo preached the Thanksgiving sermon at the M. E. church. Miss Julia Benedict returned to her school work at Independence, Mo. Misses Bertie Blood and Jennie Peebles were seen in the halls Wednesday. Prof. W. C. Stevens, teacher of the Emporia schools spent Thanksgiving here. Miss Sarah Cohn returned to her home in Leavenworth Sunday, after spending Thanksgiving with Carrie and Fannie Levy and attending the Usher Guards ball. Mr. L. Norton and A. Alber from Davenport, Iowa, visited the University Monday. Prof. W. H. Johnson came down from Emporia last week to attend the I.C. "grub-meeting." Dr. A. B. Simmons and wife, of Morrisodville, Ill., are visiting Dr. Simmons this week. Mrs. M. A. Tosh and daughter, Miss Minnie returned Sunday from a visit in Richmond, Ind. Prof. Canfield delivered his lecture on the Fall of the Roman Empire to the Freshman class Monday Lute Lewis and Herb. Bulleine returned from New Mexico in time to take in the Thanksgiving ball. M. Fred. Kellogg left Monday for his home in Emporia after a weeks visit with his brother Vernie. Miss Dot Meade arrived Wednesday evening to attend the convention of the I. C. sorosis. Prof J. H. Canfield returned Sunday from Concordia where he lectured before the Teachers Association. Misses Lena and Mary Woodson returned to their home in Junction City to-day after a visit Mrs. Mary Barnes. Mr. Bartell from Junction paid his daughters a flying visit on his way to Kansas City. Louis Pochier, who has been attending school in Leepzig, Germany, for the past two years, returned to this city Monday. Harry Ainsworth, Newton, Kansas, stopped of at Lawrence to visit the Reed brothers, on his way to Washington, D. C. to accept a clerkship in the House of Representatives. A party visited the University Friday afternoon and in chapel hall were pleasantly entertained by Miss Mary Anderson of Topeka with some of her choice elocutionary selections. Prof. Canfield left to day for Topcka where he will attend the Diocesan convention, and Thursday will go to Manhattan to attend the Horticultural convention, thence to Nor. tonville where he will lecture Friday night. On Saturday night he will attend the C. L. S. at Manhattan. --- Eb. VIEWS:—Permit me through your department to speak of a bad habit that is growing upon our students. I refer to the habit of visiting and collecting in the corridors during the time allotted for the change of classes. The time is merely nominal. It was placed at five minutes to accommodate those passing from the basement in one end of he building to the third floor in the other. It was not intended that a student who could pass from one class room to another in one or two minutes should spend the rest of the time in social enjoyment, or promenading up and down the hall. And again, as I under stand it, the class must be in their places ready for work at the expiration of the five minutes, and not just entering the door. This should be remedied. It is attracting the attention of the faculty. Let us take this matter personally in hand and the cause of complaint will cease. ED. VIEWS:—A few weeks ago I noticed a short View on a much needed reform. In regard to the manner of marking in chapel, the writer voiced the sentiments of many collegates, when he said that the only fair way of marking was for the committee to sit among the students and note the expression, voice, gestures, bearing of the speaker. There has been dissatisfaction in the past, as well as at present, and this matter should receive attention. LIKE MINDED. No.13. HIBERNAL HOMILIES. The bleak fields, the naked trees, the crisp piles of of dead leaves, the cool, frosty winds, all tell that Autumn has gone and that Winter again holds sway. Every where are seen the effects of the change. The editor announces that cord-wood, apples and potatoes will be received on subscription. The poor families lay in an extra dog or two to keep during the winter season. The student brings out his overcoat and salts down his ice cream trowers, and determines the exact location of the nearest coal-shed in his neighborhood. Ye Autumn Muser is no exception to the rule. The wind is a little too cold for his innocent, confiding nature, so he begs leave to make his bow, step down and out, and let the Hibernal Homilist come in. We are acquainted with the Homilist, he is a good fellow. We ask for him your kind attention and generous pardon for his short comings. It is time that the students have a room set apart for a study and vacant hour room. As it is now there is not a single convenient place to study, offered to students while inside of the building; nor is there any place where they can even stay with comfort. Sometimes during my vacant hour I go into the library, but if the librarian sees my lips move am immediately shown the door; arrived in the halls again I meet the chancellor or some other Pat. profiling his beat, and again I am fired to some place, no one knows exactly where. So I wander sadly and wherever I turn I meet a cold pair of professional eyes which plainly says: No welcome here. If I were a smoker I would be tempted to go out doors and take a consoling cigarette, but as I don't smoke I am deprived of even this resort. So I think the faculty ought to give us a room, where we could study and not be afraid of being driven out if we happen to touch a chair with our foot. Give us a room with lexicons and dictionaryes and other little conveniences. Try this and I think that the faculty will be spared from doing so much police duty, and the corridors will be deserted during recitation hours. Again a series of revival meetings are holding in our midst. Unlike the old time exhortations they are more quiet and have it seems to me, a more truly devout spirit. There has been in the past, and there is yet great donot in the minds of some people, whether or not such revival meetings are really productive of good. They think that their results are not lasting, that they take no firm and permanent hold on the soul, but merely fire it for a moment, and in the next it is as cold, perhaps colder than before. We know the truth in this, but yet I think that they do a great work in siring up religious sentiment and thought in a community, even though they last but a short time. The meetings in question have been very instructive and pleasant and well attended. No doubt much good has been done and no harm, this you *must* admit even if you do not believe in religion or God. The seniors plug bats have failed to make their appearance as yet, so I am afraid I was a little too soon in praising their enterprise. It seems now that their talk is all bosh. Wake up '86, and show your spirit if you have any, for I doubt it very much. Come to the front with your plugs, and carry out a good scheme when you start it. Perhaps some of the students think I am too much of a howler, always exhorting them to pay more attention to literary society work, to show more college spirit, and various other such things. But nevertheless, I shall continue to make a noise until I see a much greater number of students improving more of the splendid advantages of K. S. U. I am not writing on these subjects merely to fill space, or to make copie, but I am endowing to assist the students in making power, the gift as get as much good out of their college courses as they should, and occasionally as I notice some neglected opportunity for improvement, I try to point out, in the hope that I may benefit someone thereby. So seeing my principles, I hope my readers will endure my howls with greater patience. TONY. 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