S The Weekly University Courier. OS | Subscription One Dollar Per Year | Published Every Friday Morning tities : ES etail IB BR0 CER Kan. awrence y Line. TRUST right and Hi ice than co when in TITLE TRAP COFFEEDRIED ACCOUNTING TO ACT OF BOURSE WITH LIBRARIES OF CONGRESS, 1885. ts ! 7LESS. ! n from the best of our Good ess of CLOTIE a superior class s must be suc Call Trade, has les introductions our Goods am $ \mathrm{G r}_{9} $ hier, St. Vol. IV. LOCALS. 0, That Tough (?) Tough (?] UNIVERSITY OF KANSA Turkey ! To morrow Travel Turkey! THANKSGIVING! Our old girls. We shall embrace them once more All classes meet Monday. All students marked zero Monday. The Oread bulletin board is full again. The Phi Delta is negotiating for a new hall. They were found guilty of flirting in the first degree. Seven students were expelled from Washburn last week. Freshman English class recited in Prof. Canfield's room Monday. Professor Bailey treated the chemistry a ass to a quiz Monday Gilmore — "Let's go over here where the Chancellor can't hear." — Mikado. The Usher Guards have invited the I. C. Convention to attend the Thanksgiving ball. The Anglo Saxon class has taken a two-days examination. They are now working in the reader. Now let the frats, who favor the Pan Hellenic banquet, come up and tell why they favor it. Miss Minnie and May Anderson, of Topeka will be the guests of Clara Greenamyer, Thanksgiving. It is rumored teat several University boys will walk to Kansas City and back during Thanksgiving holidays. We wonder why Cyrus goes out on South Tennessee street so much? but we suppose it's all (W)right. Hon. John Speer made THE COUR- mber a pleasant call last week and gave us some kind words of encourag- ement. Miss Josie Cooke read a very interesting essay on Whittrier before the American Literature class last Friday. The new editors on THE COURIER, as the Lawrence Journal says, are among the best students in the University. This is eminently correct. Doc Himoe, agent for Himoe's popular medicines, has a panacea for all illies to which flesh is heir. It cures everything from green pimples to a mashed heart. Special rates to students. Messers. Swipe. Franklin. Roc and Goddard have organized a dance orchestra. Anyone desiring music for a dance should patronize the boys as they are all good musicians and will no doubt give good satisfaction. Now is the time to make up your back work, write your chapel meeting and do an hundred other things. This is our advice to our students, but ye local intends to eat turkey and take life easy. The following gentlemen will eat turkey with Charles Linley at Atchison, Thursday: J. D. Bayne, J. M. Engle, Bert Baldwin, Charles Gilman, Harry Gilman, Geo. Shane, Wm. McBride. They leave Wednesday evening. The lecture by Lieut. Gov. Riddle last night was well attended and highly enjoyed by all present. Mr. Riddle is an easy speaker and smooth and graceful writer; his droll humor and pithy sayings give an additional charm to all that he says. We were glad to see the lecture so well attended, as Mr. Riddle has always been a true and loyal friend of K. S. U. He held the attention "In the Beginning to the End." The Sophomores are mad. Why are they mad? They are mad because they have to buy another Anglo Saxon book that costs two dollars. They say they wouldn't give that much to understand Anglo Saxon. The military company drills at Frazier's hall every Saturday at 10 a.m. and Wednesday at 4 p.m. Ask Dunn who it is that sweats down at the Journal office. Chapel rhetoricals have begun again. Keys was the first sputter. J. K. Elwell, of Baldwin, will read a paper at the State Teachers' Association on methods of teaching writing. The Courier has 125 papers on its exchange table. On account of the various hunting parties last Satuflay, the attendance at the military drill was quite small. When our visitors inquire what has become of the skeleton's left arm, Dyche tells them she broke it Hallowe'en. Dr. Snow and some of the anatomy student last week dissected a hog that died of the cholera. They found the heart, lungs and blood, by the aid of a microscope to be swarming with bacteria, so there is no cure for an animal that once takes the disease. The boys who went out the California road hunting Saturday made the following score: T. S. Fritz, 41; Wm. Geiess, 22; F. E. Reed, 21; Barlow Lippincott, 17; Ed. Franklin, 10; Oscar Poeler, 10; Tomlin, 5; Yeardlesky White, 0; S. W. Shatuck, 0. The pompous turkey swelled with pride. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 24, 1885. At early morn doth stalk Spread is his tail and dropped his wings and stately is his walk. He gobbled loud and racously, As he pursues course. And cranberry's red sauce. As he pursues course, Undreaming of Thanksgiving Day A large attendance of men and boys assembled at the opera house Sunday afternoon to hear an address by Moj Whittle. On account of ill health he was unable to deliver all of it and Mr. Patterson of Chicago delivered the first part of it and Moj Whittle closed. The subject was "Prepare to meet thy God." There was much interest manifested and about thirty-five rose for prayers. Ocread quite distigusted herself last Friday, there being but one on the program who failed to appear. Miss Jo Cooke gave a very pleasing declamation, and Miss Lowe a selection which well merited the ap clause that it won. The other performance were equally good. New officers were installed. Miss Ropes now wields the gavel. The renewed interest of the members is quite encouraging and all points towards a more successful future for the society, that has won a majority of the declamation contests and has ever had among its member some of the brightest students of the University. Orophilian still keeps down to solid work, notwithstanding the hot battle of a few weeks ago. The average Orophilian is thoroughly imbued with the feeling that his rights are not to be trampled upon, and where it comes to be a fight is ready to maintain them. But when the fight is over both sides have the good sense to settle down to work without undue crowing or growling. and the society is none the worse for the temporary warmness. Last Friday was no exception and the program was given almost entire, each performer acquitting himself with credit. The stockholders of THE COURTER company held a meeting at the end of the fourth hour on Friday. On account of the recent enlargement it was found necessary to add four new members to the staff. W. T. Reed, Fannie Pratt, Maud Mansfield and Clara Greenamey were elected to fill these positions. At a meeting of the staff, Tues day, positions were assigned as follows: Social department—Maud Mansfield, Clara Greencameyer. Local—D. Dunn, Fannie Pratt Charles Elwell. Editorial—W.T. Reed, R.E Hays lett. Personal—A. C. Burney, Hattie Cook, Nannie Anderson. Views—F.E, Reed, S.W. Shattuck. IT IS REMORED THAT Sullivan parts his hair like Jefferson...That Snider is going to see his girl in Illinois, Christmas...That Prof. Pearson comes down to Lawrence too often...That the girls got away with the boys Thursday night That Graham is the champion easter in Providence club...That Shattuck and White will crow more than ever now...That "Tit Willow" is Nichols new song...That Eames is the University clown...That the Hillside club ordered one dozen turkeys for Thanksgiving ... That a jolly hunting party took possession of Possum Hollow last Saturday...That Reed drew first blood on a crow and the crown drew second...That Fritz and Shattuck went to sleep on a log and fell into the creek...That Tomlin and Reed both had narrow escapes...That White caught a skunk...That Ippincott bought his qualls.. That Franklin went through Massasachusets street bareheaded... That Shattuck and White ate. That it is a fact that Mrs. Lip pincott prepared a fine supper for the boys...That Elwell was out Friday night...That he stayed at home the next day and the "cops" were out instead...That Higgins' hair is fading...That classicals would be jubilant, if the prep, physicists were more harmonious... That Elwell and Lewis were "scared," the other morning and are not over it yet... That Tomlin approached the house Saturday evening in a cautions manner ...That the cider was "spiked"...That Frank Reed is an excellent shot...That Giffith sat down on a bench that was not there. Sunday night. It IS SUGGESTED.—That somebody write a "view" on some other subject than frats... That the room back of Little's office be fitted up for a reception parlor... That some enterprising student might make some money by keeping a stationary stand at the University... That we organize a foot ball team... That the freshmen and sephmores have a match game of foot-ball... That we have a bulletin board for "young gentlemen only."... That a sidewalk is much needed down Adams street. Chapel rhetoricals for next week: T. S. Morris and Henri Nickel, W. J. Pearson and F. E. Reed, Lester Shanard and A. L. Sloan, L. T. Linville and A. J. Searle, G. W. Harrington and Nellie Palmer. For wool scarfs, ear muffs, neck earcets, etc, to Steinberg's. A new supply of stiff Hats direct from the manufacturer just received at Steinberg's, the King Clothier. PERSONAL Fritz says it don't work out worth a cent. Grif. says it was Elwell. Lewis says it was Grif. Elwell says it was Lewis and Griff. Crane's lip looks bad. Hattie Cook is quite sick. Mamie Stimpson goes to Kansas City. J. Leipman left to-day for Fort Scott. The Phi Gamms had a hop Friday night. Van Fleet "stands in" with the "cops." A. C. Markley went to Carbondale Friday. More water is needed at the University. Dr. Marvin was seen in the halls Friday. Higgins is President of K. S. U. C. D. A. The lecture last night was well attended. Cora Henshaw visited Orophilian last week. T. A. Pollock, is the new Sigma Nu. Dr. Osmond preached in Baldwin City Sunday. Burkholder is President of Providence Club. Mrs. J. K. Ross is studying art in New York city. Providence Club has an Encyclopedia Bostonica. Rev. A. D. Jacke went down to Richmond Saturday. Elsworth Ingalls was down from Topeka Saturday. Kent Club has decided that the tursy system must go. Jennie Bangs, from Boston, is visiting Miss Mamie Tisdale. "Do you mean that as an insultation against our *f**er*-crency??" Miss Maud Mansfield will entertain her 1. C, sisters to-morrow. That was a dandy scheme that Neal got up—so Graham says. Howard Duncan is the popular mall carrier among the students. Alice Bartell will spend the approaching holidays with her sisters. J. H. Albaugh, Stevens, Hager and Doran debated in society Friday. Birdie Starr and Mabel Gore will attend a concert at Topeka Wednesday eve. Prof. Sterling's niece will enter the University soon, from Massachusetts. Hattie Black is teaching the "young idea how to shoot" in Prairie City. Mrs. Al. Lewis and her sister, Miss Neisley, attended the art lecture last week. W. T. Reed and Fannie Pratt are now editors on general college work of the Courier. Griffith mashed his finger by falling down on the sidewalk Sunday night. Rev. Patterson, of Chicago, conducted the meetings during the illness of Major Whittle. Jenks and Fritz think they have "caught on to" another apple-stealing scrape. Paul Leonard is "devil" at the Journal office. Franklin practices on the cornet during the fourth hour. Laura O'Brien spent Sunday with Mamie Henshaw. Elsworth Ingalls was up from Topka Saturday. Ethel Law will go as a delegate to the I. C. convention at Lawrence, Kan.—Simpsonian. James Jacobs, of the Freshman class is a Sigma Nu. Mrs. A. H. Stote attended the district temperance convention. Mrs. Fluke is visiting Mrs. N. C. Johnson in Wyandotte. Mrs. A. B. Webber will spend the winter at Chicago. Mrs. Charles Platner, from Chicago, is visiting her father. Jenks, Higgins, Sloan and Albach represented the University in the choir at the Opera House Sunday afternoon. Mr. Ridgway and wife, from Sallina, are visiting friends in the city. A. J. Graham will spend Thanks giving at Kansas City. E. F. Caldwell came in to-day from Southern Kansas. Milton McFarland and sister, Lizzie, will visit in Louisburg this week. Rev. Patterson preached at the Methodist church Sunday evening, Prof. Pearson came down from Fairmount and spent Sunday with his brother Walter. Miss Ambler, of Mt. Pleasant, Iowa, arrived on the midnight train Monday to attend the I.C. convention. She is the guest of Miss Sue Miles. W. H. Johnson is expected from Emporia to day. He will visit old scenes in K. S. U. and return to his home at Ottawa to eat turkey tomorrow. Sullivan is careful how he talks through the telephone lately. Reed: "Say, Tomlin, you know how we are." Barnes, Kellogg and Street went hunting Saturday. Jake Halderman, of Ft. Wayne Ind., is here. C. J. Neal, of Montana territory, brother of E.F. Neal, passed through the city Friday, on his way to Newton. Ruth Woodward is visiting in Kansas City. E. F. Neal will spend Thanksgiving in Caldwell. Joe Curry is a member of Providence club. Higgins delivered a find declaration Friday in Orophilian; subject, "The Hen." G. S. Lewis will pull the wishbone with Laura O'Brien, Thanksgiving. Mr. Nowlin will not return to the K. S. U. the second session. Maud Mansfield and Clara Green ameyer are the new members of the COURIER staff on social affairs. Laura O'Bryan will go home to Sibley to-day. Hayslett was kept from classes on account of illness. No.12. Elwell will go to Vinland. Jackson will go to Olathe to see his girl during holidays. Snyder goes to Belton, Mo., to recuperate from kard study. Hogeboom is in Topeka. Miss Olive Thompson is visiting friends in the city. Huber will dine at his home in Meriden. A. E. Topping was speaker in Orophilian Friday. Maud Thrasher was detained from classes last week by sickness Gilmore will go home and mak up Physical Geography. Alice and Lizzie Petette spent Sunday at Rocklege. Hattie Dunn is taking painting under Miss Simpson. Maud Mansfield is taking music at the University. Fannie Pratt will spend the holidays in Humboldt. Miss Nellie Wade is visiting Mr Henry Stevens' family. Ask Elwell, Griffith and Lewis what they were doing down on Vermont street so late Thursday night. Dr. Lippincott skipped the Mental and Moral Science class Monday. Charles Adams will spend his Thanksgiving at K. C. Maggie Eidemilier visited her K. A. T. sisters the last of the week. Gertie Crotty delivered a well- written essay in Orophilian Friday. Jep Davis expects to spend his Thanksgiving with his ma. Kate Burns will make her friends at Edgerton happy by a visit, Thanksgiving. Higgins resigned from the committee of arrangements for contest Friday. Nowlin was elected in his place. Nannle Anderson, J. H. Albach and C. H. Newlin are the Orophilian committee to make arrangements for the coming contest. Mary Sabin will eat oysters and cranberries in North Lawrence. J. Sullivan gave one of our young ladies some very good advice this week. Thanks, John, don't stop; but keep the ball rolling. Mamie Henshaw spends Thanksgiving with Laura O'Bryan. Mrs. M. Hilton visited Orophilian last week. Mrs. E. E. Cherry will entertain a few of Nannie Anderson's friends, in honor of her birthday, Wednesday evening. Jep. Davis will go to Ottawa today to eat turkey. W. S. Allen and Swope number among W. Orophilian's new members. C. B. Street will spend Thanksgiving with T. B. Barnes at Valley Falls. Judge Thacher has returned from Boston. Prof. Green has gone to Olathe Harry Smith is in Atchison. J. H. Mitchell, of Denver, is in the city. It is rumored that the faculty stand in with book-store men. Jackson and Sheard will spend Thankgiving in Atchison. Harry Smith is in Atchison. Theo. Pochier went down to Ottawa this week. A. C. Jacobs is the latest Sigma Nu. F. H. Kellogg, from Emporia, is visiting his brother Verale. To-day the authorities made a much-needed change, by placing the clock over the arch leading to the library, where it can easily be seen by the students, without the usual amount of squinting. Fred. Bowersock goes to Europe with Prof. and Mrs. Carruth. We congratulate him on his good fortune of taking this trip with such competent guides. Myrtle Hoge will spend her Thanksgiving vacation at home, Bond, Kan. Judge Otis and Prof. F. A. Fitzpatrick, our worthy regents viewed the Natural History Building Monday. Kate Wilder gave a very pleasant tea-party on Monday evening to a company of ten. Nannie Andersen entertaina friends on Wednesday evening. 1 Students wanting the Best Quality of Coal should call on FRANK A. DOANE, Office cor. Mass. and Henry Sts.