The Weekly University Courier. lies e, OCER e, Kan. n my Line. Lawrence TRUST traight and li price than e ley. | Subscription One Dollar Per Week | | Published Every Friday Monday, ap when in . Look out AYLESS. E !+++ ents ! ason from the sake of our Ge class of CLD Fall Trade esides introda we our Good: be a superior rices must be $ \mathrm{R G r}_{9} $ 12. RY. When you want and in the d Shoop Line er H. FUE West of City Library coats. THE IRAD COPYWRITER ACCORDING TO ACT OF CONSERS WITH LIBRARIAL CONGRESS, 1850, VOL. IV. LOCALS. Frat and anti-Frat. Profs. Seniors. Elections. Foot ball. Senior picnics. Combinations. Feat and anti-Fris. The Orophilian election was a great success. Did the barbs come out on top or the Sigma Nus? Let the Senators have a social party of some kind. The Sophomores have held a class meeting at last. The fraternity spikers have stopped their work at last. The University boys escranded Caldwell Wednesday night. Oread levied a special tax last week to pay her piano debt. Sigma Nu contemplates giving a series of social entertainments. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. The content of the literary societies promises to be close this year It is rumored that the Thetas will entertain their friends Hallowe'en. Why don't Yohe's nine accept the challenge from Neal's nine to play to-day? A large Hallowe'en party will be given at Rev. J. K. Dunn's, Saturday night. Phi Psi hall has a number of new plattues and chairs which improve it very much. The American Literature class has finished Whittier and is now reading Hawthorne. The Zodiac club held a very interesting meeting at Mrs. Dr. Lipi pancott's Tuesday. The American Literature class began on Hawthorne's "Twice-told Tales." Tuesday. The howling mob in Orophilian broke the glass out of the door to Miss Simpson's room. About a dozen boys drill once a week on the campus. They call themselves a military company. Kate Powell and Mabel Wemple visited their Kappa Kappa Gamma sisters at the University Tuesday. Two enlargements in one session is doing pretty well isn't it. *Nulla vestigia retorsum*. Let her boom! The Betas took their girls to the prohibitory meeting, after their social was adjourned last Friday night. The new president of the Oratorical association wears a smile which goes over his ears and ties behind his neck. The students of colonial history have had a topic assigned to each one. Their examination will commence on Wednesday next. Oread and Orophilian have evidently exchanged customs since Oread election was peaceful while Orophilian's was hotly contested. The Faculty have challenged the Senate to a game of base ball. It will probably not be accepted, thepoor Senators fearing to be “done up”. Lastagain. he pal rhetoricals for next war are as follows; W. S. Allen, E. T. Akley; A. L. Burney, H. Burckham; M. T. Cummings, W. A. Caywood; A. C. Cucklew, W. Dyda; G. L. Dick, W. S. Dick. Our students in Prof. J. H. Canfield's department mourned the absence of the professor last Friday, but took heart at the idea of the holiday bus afforded them. They moved again Monday morn when they found he had returned. There are now eleven law Seniors. Little & Hutchings have formed a partnership for the year. Prof. Spring is delivering some very interesting lectures before the American Literature class. The law seniors met Wednesday and organized a Seut club with E. C. Little as president. Scene—Junior Law class Junior —Does a nation have a right to blockade an enemy's ports in time of war? Prof. Spangler—Wha-at! Junior—Well, if England and France were at war would England have any right to blockade France's ports? Little madden in the room He whaits a shriek thru' the gloom. Her heart knows it—leaps for joy, "Tis her dude, a frat boy. Out she rulens—blessing red, pure and pure. Brother sees the little Frat. Calls out to him. "Ah there, seat! If you are whiling up for my sister On your face I'll raise a blister. New you take the homeward track, The pow's I'll break your back." Little madden wraps a frown. Little madden wraps a frown. The November issue of the Shield is just out of press, and surpasses all previous numbers, both in matter and typographical appearance. The editorial, the Sword and Shield, the Areopagus and chapter letter departments are much above the average. The Kansas A. chapter is making a great success of the Shield and is to be congratulated on its efforts. The Oread programme this week is as follows: Declamations, Josie Cook and Evelyn Smith; Readings, Agnes Wright and G. W. Harrington; Essays, P. A. Huber and Ross Wemple; Orations, F. D. F. Hutchings and Henri Nickle; Debate; Question: Resolved that the homestead law should be repealed; aff., Crane and Ketner; neg., Dunn and Preston. The Science club meets every other Friday afternoon. The exercises are very interesting. The following program will be rendered to-morrow: Prof Marvin... Influence of Earths motion on moving bodies. B. E. Riggs Dr. Snow...Scientific Review Notes We are receiving weekly two copies of the University Courier, one under the management of MLCaren & Kerr, and the other, Fritz & Sullivan. It seems that McLaren and Kerr were dissatisfied with the election of the corps of editors, and, instead of starting a paper to suit themselves, they copied the advertisements, etc., from the Courier and distributed among the students and sent to exchanges a paper bearing the Courier's name and motto, and resembling it in every respect. We think this a very cowardly act, beffitting a ten year old school boy more than advanced college students.—Baldwin Index. W. M. Culbertson returned Saturday from Illinois where he has been on a tour of inspection to the various mines to examine the quality of coal mined. He carries several varieties of Illinois coal, anthracite and all the best Kansas coals which he can supply to customers in car load lots or by retail. Mr. Culbertson has been in the coal business for over twenty years and is thoroughly posted as to the merits of the various kinds of coal on the market. In view of his experience it is reasonable to suppose that the coal recently ordered will be of the best the market affords, at any rate it will arrive in a few day when people can have an opportunity to judge for themselves A NEW SUPPLY OF COAL. Boys genuine seal skin caps for $1.25 at Stelberg's. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, OCTOBER 30, 1885 Dr. Nichols received a chronograph this week from Paris. It is a very fine instrument, being made especially by the order of the Physies Department by Duboseq in Parts at a cost of $250. Company H. K. N. G. gave the second of its series of hops last Friday night. This company aside from being the best drilled in the State, is composed of a fine class of young men who are in the front rank of Lawrence society and consequently understand how to give a first class dance. MILITARY BALL. The hop last Friday night was given in Frazier's hall, with about thirty couples in attendance. Music was furnished by Buchi's orchestra for the occasion, which as a matter of course was first class. The company intends to give an informal hop every two weeks, and four dress balls during the course of the year. One of these balls will be given on Thanksgiving's night, one on Christmas, one on Washington's birthday and one as a grand finale to the whole series. The class of '88 met in Prof. Miller's room at the end of the fourth hour, and was called to order by E. A. Wheeler, president pro tem. The following officers were elected for the coming year. President, Jack Schall; vice-president, E. L. Ackley; secretary, Miss Mau Thrasher; treasurer, John Prescott, poet, Miss May Webster; prophet, W. E. Higgins; reporter, Agnei Lune. As Mr. Fritz met with remarkable success with the circuses which have so much delighted the Faculty and "Preps" in the past, he was unanimously elected as circus manager for the coming year, with instructions to "work the first circus that came along. The feasibility of a class dance was then discussed but was postponed until the next meeting. No further business appearing the classes adjourned. It IS RUMORED!—That Prof. Can field said "rats."...That the K. S. U. Guards are dandies...That Post and Griff got wet...That Caldwell received a chivari... That Fritz wants a nickle for that horn...That the December contest will be a good one...That the Chancellor gives the boys good advice when he gets them alone ...That the Providence club fired Higgins...That Burney has taken unto himself a girl...That Joe Grover is a Sigma Nu...That Geo Lewis likes to hunt ducks at Sibley...That Dan, Crew's dogs are the brainstem members of the law class...That the Freshmen will organize next year...That the Sophomores will have a dance soon...That the Juniors will not have "the ball" this year...That the Seniors will buy plugs...That some students will have their fares paid to go home and vote...That Brown and Reed scout at other in the German class...That Prof. McDonald intends to study painting...that Marshall "got there"...thatCurry made a "mark" in Orophilian...that McLaren got kicked...that the toe of a boot rightly located is sometimes a better inheritance than the legacy of a rich uncle...that Blair and Jenks visited the Indian school...that Blair was charmed by the beautiful Indian maidens...that Jenks knows how to milk cows...that Blair's hat does not hold milk...that there is to be a PanHellenic banquet Faculty sat upon the ...that the Faculty sat upon the societies' scheme of meeting Friday evenings... that German dances at the University are at a discount... that some of the participants got fired... that some of the boys serenaded Caldwell... that next Saturday is Hallowen'.e The October months still continue to come in and sit down at our table. A number of these are marked No.1. This seems like a species of inaziness. All the colleges begin in September and when a college paper gets out its first number the third week in October it does not speak well for the enterprise of *ge editor*. EXCHANGES. No.8. The Occident, with its pale blue cover and bright pages, is always welcome. We would respectfully rise to inquire what the seven business managers find to do. The Mirror is good, what there is of it. It is slightly mistaken in its notions, when it laughs at our motto, but we forgive it, since it says "We like the Courier." The University from Chicago has in its list of contributors, Cancellor J. A. Lippincott. The Ottawa Campus comes from our Baptist friends on the Marlas des Cygnes. It comes so rarely that we had forgotten all about it. The Wesleyan Bee has changed its clothes and comes out as a semi-monthly. The last number is nearly filled by the speech of its representative at the State contest. It seems strange to us that our University is so often accused of having no literary papers when the Review claims to be so exclusively literary. In all our college exchanges we fail to find any notice of our high-searing cotemporary. We also acknowledge the receipt of the following, this week: Bodger, College Review, Lehigh Burr, Denison News, Hinii, College World, College Transcript, Solomon Sentinel, Literary Monthly, The Hatchet, Index, Observer, Simpsonian, Hillsdale Herald, College Journal, Collegian, Holland, Hesperman, Epoch. WHAT THE COURIER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. Which is the first base ball nine? Why Yoke thinks the season is too far advanced to play ball? If it isn't about time for the Faculty to have another party? Whether the "harbs" think that Sigma Nu is a fraternity or not? If McLaren is a non-fraternity man? Why Graham cursed and swore? Why Curry ripped and tore? If this keeps up what is to come of the, Y. M. C. A. Which society will win in the December contest? Which society elected its representatives without a combination? When it became fashionable to discuss candidates, records in the nominating speeches? Where is the college that can beat K. S. U. in college or "frat" publications? How Morgan likes this issue or his old paper? Which is the "war" society now? If Oread politicians could not have given Orophillians a pointer or two? How many of the boys heard Gilmore's band from the "starry realms"? If the Oratorical Association has started well? If the Courten isn't an enterprising alcheet? If the Coccur enlarged isn't, in deed, a dialysis? If the Commun isn't *the* popular paper, and if it oughtn't be? Why the "barbs" don't put on "barb" when they organize? PERSONAL Gilmore has a new hat. Blair smokes "two-fers." Carl Wyler is a Sigma Nu Rob. Curdy has returned home. Miss Lillian Bell climbed the run Monday. Kate Powell climbs the hill for painting. J. W. Gleed visited the University Monday. W. T. Reed will win the day for Orophilian. James Gillilow was at the University Tuesday. Frank Tallott, of Atchison, enters Senior Law. Frank P. McLennan, 75, visited old scenes Friday. E. F. Caldwell and wife returned from the south to-day. Walter Pearson spent Sunday at his home near Heapen. Miss Kate Stephena has gone to St. Louis for a short visit. Miss Lily Loiby takes vocal music at the University. Elwell and Lewis chopped wood Saturday on the Wakaruss. J. Vance Humphrey begins to each November 1, at Skiddy. O. M. Jackson was kept from its classes by illness Monday. Prof Dyche and Bennet went hunting Friday and Saturday. L. E. Shreve, of Bayard, Ohio visited the University this week. Valentine, Hogeboom, Oakley and Adams spent Sunday in Topeka. Prof. Canfield lectured at Holton Friday, on American Citizenship. Misses O'Bryon and Newlin received a serenade last Monday evening. Rev. Moore, formerly pastor of the M. E. church, was in town Sunday. H. F. Graham is indexing the Department of Literature in the library. M. V. B. Bennett made a Prohibition speech at the opera house Friday. Mrs. Annie Severie, of Emporia, Kansas, is visiting Rev. Cordley, of this city. Jo Cook expects cousins from Kansas City to visit her the last of this week. C. E. Chapin, of Springdale, Kansas, was looking over the University this week. Sue Miles climbs the hill about once a week to see if things are going all right. Frank P. MacLeann, of Emporia, attended the social given by his Beta brothers. Mrs. Prof. Brownell's sister, Miss Nelle Furness, will spend the winter in Lawrence. Mr. L. D. L. Tosh, of Medicine Lodge, attended the "Beta Dorg" on Friday evening. Henry Tremper and wife, of Lawrence, were among the guests at Beta Hall Friday night. Mrs. J. K. Dunn and daughte returned last Friday from an extended visit in the east. Kate Merrill writes that she will visit the University on the way home from her eastern trip. Miss Maud Shipton was detained from her classes through sickness the first of the week. Prof. J. H. Canfield says he considers the Freshman class in Greek and Roman history the brightest he has ever taught. J. W. Hall is a Senior law. John I. Dunn teaches a Sunday school class in Lawrence. Miss Ida Ray is visiting in the city. Charlie Adams is a patriotic Orophilian. Ross Wemple is ticket agent at the Santa Fe depot. Gilmore made a political speech at Endora Saturday night. The Seniors will change their pledge to a party. ___ Wilhelm is making a splendid janitor. The Senior picnic was postponed on account of the rain. Mr. J. H. Abugh, '85, voted in Oropheolian Friday. W. C. Stevens is back again and will enter the Senior law class. W. C. Spangler '85 is making political speeches in this county. Miss Kate Burns goes home today for a short visit to Willie Shield. Mr. Milton McFarland, of Mansfield, Ohio, is visiting in the city. Geo. B. Shaw, of Kansas City spent Sunday with his parents here. Prof Spring prescheed in the Congregational church Sunday morning. Barry Hatch and Bert Baldwin were in Topeka, Friday and Saturday. Gilmore says that he looks well in a plug. Two "plugs" together, you see. Andrew Wilson, of Tecumseh, Michigan, visited K. S. U. this week. Prof. Robinson gives the Juniors very interesting conversations on fraternities. Miss Ida Bay, of Fort Scott is the guest of Mrs. S. T. Field at the Eldridge House. Prof. MacDonald has arranged for a course of lectures to be given before the students of music. This is business. Misses Fannie Pratt and Alice Pettee spent last Saturday in Kansas City. Minnie Raught writes from Pennsylvania that one bright spot of her life is the reception, regularly, of the Counter. C. L. Smith was elected to fill the position vacated by E. C. Little on the society debate. Mrs. James H. Canfield lectures to-day, at the second hour, on "Observations of Art in New York City." Benj. Jacobs has entered the junior law class. He was formerly a cadet at the naval academy at Annapolis, Md. Prof. Spring lectured on the Revolutionary Orators before the American Literature class, "Tuesday." Doran: "I am trying to defeat the schemes of Mr. McLaren," good boy. We wish that you might have been successful. Miss Agnes Wright received a visit from her mother and twin brothers last week. The little twins are the "greatest" children in Kana- ges. Prof. E. L. Nichols has received a chonograph by Duboseq at Paris, and a small air pump and a reading telescope from Queen of Philadelphia.