Students travel in the best of Rigs, and they get them of TOOTHAKER.
EXCHANGE.
We have received the Sedgwick Lit, and found it contained almost nothing but school boy stories.
The Academiva congratulates us on our success in helping to secure the $59,000 appropriation. Thanks.
Judge: "Witness, can you swear to that statement?" Witness: "Well, I'd like to see the statement I can't swear to."—Ex.
The Dickinsonian is one of our brightest exchanges. It is neatly printed on good paper and comes regularly to our table.
Soph; "The prof's bald head makes me think of heaven." Fresh: "Why, how's that?" Soph: "It's because there is no dyeing or parting there."—Ex.
There’s a girl that is hinter than day,
and by Jinks I can see her afar:
I’d call on that girl right away,
if ‘twas not for her horrid old Fa.
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating concentrated lye; his mother came in—he had emptied the tin; they will meet in the sweet bye and bye. —Sun.
President Elliot says the lowest sum for which a student can spend a year at Harvard is $659; and if he wants to live with a far greater degree of comfort he ought to have $1,300.
Impoverished aristocrat: "What dish, waitah, combines the greatest, ah, luxury with the least expense?" Waiter: "Codfish and cream, fifteen cents." I. A.: "And how much for the codfish, ah, plain?" Waiter: "Same price, sir." I. A.: "Waitah, bring me some, ah, cream, ah."—Ex
The following will apply to some of K. S, U.'s bright sons;
Four cries in his pocket, and three on his cuir,
Some formulas, rules and other small stuff
Tucked up in his sleeve with the stolen test,
A text book buttoned beneath his vest,
And a bookish churn near to assist him—
Behold the effects as a ranking system—. *Ex.*
At Oberlin, Ohio, in 1834, was founded the first college for the edu- hation of both sexes. This was an innovation which could scarcely have been brought about anywhere else than in a new country. This was an experiment, and so successful did it prove, that it has been repeated now by two hundred of the chartered institutions of the United States, or more than half the whole number that claim the name of college, and among them some of our largest Universities. The University of Michigan, Cornell and Syraeuse Universities, Boston University, University of Pennsylvania, Harvard and Yale, in part, and even John Hopkins University, grant one scholarship to a female student in higher mathematics. But it is not in America alone the example has been set. The London University, since 1778, has had no distinction of sex. Durham University last year admitted women, and in 1881 the University of Cambridge gave regular prosessional degrees to women. Even old Oxford, the ver- erable home of classics and the synonym of conservatism, has been compelled by popular opinion to open it doors to women. Neither is this ex ample confined to the United State and England, but the largest Uni versities of Germany, Italy, Denmark Sweden and Switzerland are open to women.
VIEWS.
EDITOR VIEWS: I have noticed in my perambulations around town that some of our students have a good deal of time which they devote to reading—not the standard authors, not books relating to their studies—but such deep philosophical works as the Police News and the Boys of New York. I would ask if time thus spent will bring in any very substantial fruits? Of course the student who does this pleads that he "muse have some light reading; and in truth it is light, and shows a shallow mine in the reader. At the age of mes, our students, any habit which is formed is a habit which will las through life. If a taste for good literature is formed, much good must result, and much pleasure will be derived in after years; but bad books or evil papers are like evil and dissolute companions; they inevitably lower the moral standard. They are even worse than bad associates, as many a young man is restrained by a sense of shame from keeping low company, while certain classes of literature seems to possess a charm for the reader. No young man can afford to waste the hours of a college course. Our library offers enough reading matter to occupy any leisure time which he may have; our professors are willing to point out a good course of reading. If a man comes to college to secure an education he should be willing to forego any pleasure which he might derive from story papers. He should endeavor to form habits of study; he should well employ the advantages which are offered to him. Is this literature good for a student? If not, then why not stop and turn to something better? It is time to think about this.
WILL C. U. LATER.
EDITOR VIEWS:—I have read with strange interest of the new departure of the board of regents in regard to Miss Stephens. There are "ways that are dark, and tricks that are vain," and many other unaccountable things besides the new prohibition law. Please allow a former student, who in a struggling way learned a little Greek almost entirely through Miss Stephens' kindness and patience, to express his sympathy in this time of unpleasantness to her. As to qualifications, ability and faithfulness in her work, there can be no question regarding Miss Stephens. I read her biennial report, and took it home to read to my wife. If that be treason, let them make the most of it. Truth is a keen cutter.
EDITOR VIEWS:—What in the world is the K. S. U. coming to? No Field Day, no University ball, no military company, no gymnasium. Will it always be thus? Will we always be noting but a set of "book worms?" This time two years ago the Senior Preps were beating the collegiate classes in foot ball every evening after supper. Last Saturday nine University boys had a little pleasure playing base ball, while nearly twice that number sat down, or almost broke their backs standing and looking on. I believe the Cash Dining Association has a foot ball. If they are willing let them bring it down on the ball ground this evening and we
will have a jolly good old Kansas State University game of foot ball.
EDITOR VIEWS;—Now is the time of year the Senior makes up seventeen back studies, the Junior pawns his overcoat, the Soph goes bug hunting, the Freshie roams over the prairies with his co-ed, hunting flowers, and the jovial Prep slides down the bannister. Also, Mr. Editor, I would like to arise amid this din and state that this is also the first anniversary of the time your humble servant lost about seven dollars worth of text books. And last Tuesday the momentous occasion was celebrated by my losing a book valued at two dollars and a half. It is surprising how many petty little thieves there are in the University; and I will state right here that if the holder of the article is found he had better make a full explanation. JUSTICE.
EDITOR VIEWS: I see that the students at Baldwin have adopted a uniform hat. Why should K. S. U. be behind her usually fifty-year-behind-time neighbor? The classes ought to take the matter in hand and try to work up something of the kind here. Class and college spirit are good things. Strurr.
What Curdy is all *raught* up about.
The love that *burns* in Hutcheson's heart.
What the Courier Would Like to See.
What keeps Crane in the path of the right.
A peaceful election in the Review. Who will be the editor-in chief.
And if the man who gets there won't have to Curry favor with the barbs.
Kansas and Docking win at Columbus.
A more loyal barb than Olney
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At the Alumni banquet the following toasts will be proposed :
"The University press," by F. P. McLean.
"Our friends at the polls," by J. W. Gleed.
"The University, the child of the State," by Gov. John A. Martin.
"Cupid vs. Classics," by Ethel B. Allen.
"From Fresman to Senior," by Frank Hutchings.
Phi Gamma Delta gave an informal reception to the I. C. Sorosis last Saturday evening. The two societies met at an early hour, and after the usual interchange of greetings, applied themselves with zest to the pursuit of pleasure. The moments flew, hastened by dancing, social chat and euchre playing. The fun was interrupted by a call to an excellent supper at Pershall's, after which the party returned to the hall with refreshed and enlivened spirits. When the clock struck twelve the merry crowd reluctantly dispersed. The special charm that threw its spell around the whole evening and made the occasion the red letter day of the year, was that warm and friendly feeling that none can so well express as the boys of Phi Gamma Delta. I.C.
"University mile stones," by Agnes Emery.
Patronize those who patronize you.
ICE CREAM
Anything, everything, in sea son it
HARRIS,
169 Mass. St., - LAWRENCE, KAN.
IN
I established what is now the oldest manufactory of
1868
Pure Candies Fruit, Ices and Confectionery.
Special Attention Given to Parties and Entertainments.
I ALSO CARRY A FULL STOCK OF
Foreign and Domestic Fruits, Nuts, &c.
I have spared no pains or expense in re-fitting my
ICE CREAM PARLOR,
Where I will be glad to serve my customers with
PURE ICE CREAM And Fruit Ices in their Season.
Goods Delivered free of Charge. Telephone Connections.
WM. WIEDEMANN
POMPAOOUR HAIR CUTTING
-THE-
Students' Barber Shop.
J. B. KELLEY.
Opposite Pooher's Block.
Pompadour Hair Cutting a speciality.
STUDENTS AND CITIZENS OF LAWRENCE
DENTIST!
No. 618 Main St., - KANSAS CITY, MO.
When in Kansas City, should not fail to
DR. J. E. GEROULD.
SPRING STYLES
MRS. GARDNER & CO.
New line of the Spring Millinery just gotten in. Be sure of calling in before buying elsewhere.
Every young lady in the University should visit
MBO GARBERTS
A. A. RUSS,
DENTIST!
Over Field & Co.'s Book Store.
A discount given to Students. Satisfaction guaranteed.
W. E. YEAGER, FLORIST!
New Hampshire Street, just below the post-office, gives the best satisfaction for all kinds of Boquot Work.
**PATRONIZE those who patronize you.**
D.F.BIGELOW DRUGS.
Puro, fresh and reliable, and prices moderate. A fine
fessure of Toilet Articles.
A. J. CRIFFIN,
Dealer in all kinds of
Hard & Soft Coal
WOOD, LIME, ETC,
109 Massachusetts St., Lawrence, Kansas
H. J. RUSHMER & SON,
Are displaying an exceedingly attractive line of
Class Rings at all prices.
An examination solicited.
59 Massachusetts Street,
LAWRENCE, - - KANSAS.
JEWELERS!
ALEX. E. PROTSCH,
S. W, cor, Mass, and Warren Sts.up stairs.
FASHIONABLE MERCHANT TAILOR
LAWRENCE, KAN,
S. W. cor. Mass., and Warren Sis. no stole.
DR. F. H. WILSON,
DENTIST.
132 Muses ST, LAWRENCE, KAN.
t-class Work at Midwestern
First-class Work at Moderate Charges.
MILLARD & COOPER'S
Billiard Parlor
Fine Imported and Domestic Cigars.
No 60 Mass, St., LAWRENCE, KAN.
THE ONLY FIRST-CLASS PLACE IN THE CITY.
THE WESTERN
Lawrence, Kan.
Farm Mortgage Co.
Money always on hand to loan at current rates, upon desirable real estate. No delays if security is ample and title good. Call and see them before making arrangements elsewhere. Office in National Bank building
Office in National Bank building.
L. H. PERKINS, Sec.
WOODWARD
HAS SOME NICE
PERFUMES
And is expecting more daily. Frequent purchases, undeteriorated goods, is the plan he works on.
A. WHITCOMB,
FLORIST!
Cor. Warren and Tennessee Sts.
Baskets and Floral Designs for Commencement in great variety.
JOHNSON & HOLLINGBERG.
Palace Barber Shop!
One door south of McConnell's stand.
Pompadour Hair Cutting a Specialty.
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