MAILOR stairs. THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY COURIER. W rate. A lor CITY. KAN. loan at real es- ample em be- where. lading. Sec. ING EST ter Goods o purchase SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. ACE, USE, PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. III. LOCAL Base Ball. Lawn Tennis. Press on. Electric bells. Buggy riding. Watches in soak. Lectures every week. Get a girl and be happy. President Carruth. How does that sound? The Seniors are reviewing in all classes. The ceiling of the chapel is being repaired. The Seniors will close up business next week. "Lectures are good enough for me."—Cyrus. The Betas serenaded the I. C.s last Friday evening. Sharrard is president of the Cash Dining Association. The Junior laws will all leave for home in a few days. Ask Thompson for his latest on Crowell and Sharrard. A. J. Searl had a splendid oration in chanel Monday morning. Prof. Dyche has a good story on Bigos. More hereafter. Next year the study of analytical geometry will be an optional, The Sophis are now hard at work analyzing snakes, bugs, etc. Five weeks till examinations, and then we will all be happy again. The Junior night has been changed again; this time until May 15th. Long-drawn-out-sweetness—Little and Humphrey with borrowed plug hats. The Phi Gamms received their lady friends in their hall last Friday. Robert Poston, of Concordia, visited L. T. Smith and W. S. Allen Monday. Review election a week from Monday. Look out for a parrot and monkey time. Prof. Arthur Canfield will soon lead—well, you will hear of it when it occurs. Everything quiet in the police court; no Baldwin students in town this week. We understand that the faculty will offer no prizes for declamations this year. Chancellor Lippincott goes to Columbus, Kansas, to-day, to visit the High School at that place. Miss Lizzie Caldwell was married last week to Mr. Ned Stephens. The Courier extends congratulations. Miss Nettie Brown has been elected declaimer for the Juniors, in place of Miss Thompson, resigned. The latest Kansas industry is the "broom-corn tooth-pick" factory recently started in Allen County. E. E. Ritchie, the stalwart politician of '85, is in the register of deeds office at Council Grove, Kas. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 24, 1885. Caldwell will have a large picture of the Senior class for sale. It will be the same style as the one of '84, but larger. Yoho will give lessons in boxing to any young ladies desiring to perfect themselves in this important item of domestic science. Rumor has it that there will be a wedding at Beloit soon, in which Spangler will play an important part. Hutch is the only one left. The dance in Oread Wednesday came to a sudden stop on the arrival of Prof. Dyche and State Official Brown. Doncing must go. W. C. Spangler will be groomsman and Miss Mabel Wemple bridesmaid at the Stocks-Loveland wedding, at Independence, on the 29th. The following officers were elected in Oread last Friday: President, W. H. Carruth; vice president, Josie Cook; secretary, Ella Ropes; critic, Cyrus Crane. Curry is president of the Adams street club, and the delicate constitutions of the members are failing, under allopathic doses of "suckers and onions." A special meeting of the regents will be called in a few days to let the contract for the new building. Several other matters of importance will come before them. The petition to the Harva. Incurs to abolish morning chapel exercises received over nine hundredS signatures. How many of our 134 collegiates would refuse to sign such a petition? The following is the program of the SciEche Club this afternoon: Interesting talk, Prof. Miller; Forth Bridge, Richard Birbeck; Tides, O. C. LeSeur; Scientific News, Prof. Nichols. NORMALS.—House called to order at the usual hour. The following exercises were well appreciated: Song, by the quartette; reading, Laura Rose; declamations, Misses Eddy and Diffenbacher; a paper read by Miss Black, on government of primary schools, gave rise to a vivacious discussion. The question, Resolved, That a nation should fear prosperity rather than adversity, gave vent to the mental pugnacity of Messrs. Rose and Nowlin vs. Miss Eddy and M. L. Field. Verly, "when great men differ, who shall decide?" SCENE.—Prominent K. S. U. belle standing on porch looking anxiously after the departing one. P—tl—e starts to return. Belle, wearied by long detention: "Don't come back. It's a sign of bad luck." In Orophilian last Friday the date of the reception was changed to Friday evening, May 1st. Miss Greenamyer having once before acted as hostess—the reception two years ago—and Miss Lillian Bell tendering the use of her home, the place was changed. It is thought this will be the most successful ever held. "Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing," — Prof. A. Canfield. Texts for the Students. "Stay me with flags, comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love." Al Curdy. "Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty,"—Rockwell. "Render unto the frat the things that are the frat's, and unto Oread the things that are Oread's."—Fraternities. "Much study is a weariness of the flesh."—Everybody. "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth."—All the girls. "Honor widows that are widows indeed." -Jim Hutchson. "How beautiful are thy feet with shoes."—A. J. Graham. "First cast the beam out of thine own eye."—J. F. Curry. "Pay your subscription to the COURTER.—Business managers." Field-Grovenor Oratorical Contest. The contest which takes the place of the "Field contest" has been fixed for the Thursday night before commencement. The following orators were selected, and their subjects assigned by the professor of elocation: W. H. Brown, "Luther's Moral Courage." C. S. Grant and Thanksgiving. Hattie Haskell, "National Traits as Seen in the Character of Wilkins Micawber." R. S. Horton, "Siege of Vicksburg." H. F. Graham, "The Obligation of Citizenship." Cora Kimball, "Trouvere and Troubadour." W. T. Little, "England and Ireland. H. A. McLean, "Portia." J. D, McLaren, "Cardinal Richieu'le's Ambition. W. L. Burney will visit A. L. Sunday. Next. Tuesday evening Hon. Noble L. Prentiss will deliver the seventh lecture of the University course upon the subject of "The Temptations of Smith." Not only should every student be in attendance, but it would well pay the citizens of Lawrence to climb the hill. We clip the following from the Manhattan Industrialist; Probably the largest audience that has assembled for many years in Manhattan to hear a lecture, greeted Mr. Prentiss in the College chapel last evening. Of the lecture itself, we cannot now speak as we could wish. It is enough to say that it was full of the wit, humor and keen analysis which has made Prentss' name a household word in Kansas. The lecture received the closest attention, apparently, from every one of the great audience, and every hit was heartily applauded. A good many Kansas communities will wish to hear Prentiss' resume of "The Temptations of Smith." PERSONAL. Claude Sweezy has withdrawn from school. Miss Etta Hadley spent Sunday in Olathe. Websuer Davis was sick the first of the week. Will Thompson is traveling for Dr. Mottram. Helen Sutliff has been troubled with weak eyes. P. A. Huber visited at home the first of the week. Barnes contemplates visiting Leavenworth next week. Ed Blair is drawing the local editor's salary for a while. Miss Lillie McConnell visited the K. S. U. last Friday. Frank Crowell enjoyed a visit from his father Thursday. Miss Clara Coffin is expecting a visit from her father. Miss Nettie Littell was quite ill Monday and Tuesday. Miss Lily Libey is taking vocal music of Prof. Keck. Kate Ridenour comes up to-day to attend the Theta party. W. S. Kinnear made his friends here a lying visit Sunday. R. J. Curdy is a leading member of the Humboldt orchestra. Miss Lizzie Machir, of Linwood, was in the city Monday. Miss Mary Gilmore returned from her eastern visit last Friday. Denton Dunn was detained from his classes last week by illness. Miss Muttie Babcock is doing well with her instrumental exercise. Prof. Keck's class in sight singing Thursday afternoon is doing well. Will Penfield goes to Colorado next week in charge of some fine cattle. Emma White was missed by her many friends the first of the week. Maud Thrasher was kept from climbing the bill this week, by illness. Miss Eva Howe is now only taking instrumental music at the University. Frank Finney and wife left Monday for home in the Indian Territory. Mrs. J. D. S. Cook, of Kansas City, visited the University last Friday. Prof. Keck's classes in vocal music in Kansas City are swelling in numbers. No.33. Al. Yoho made a flying visit to his Leavenworth home the first of the week. Lloyd Miller left Monday night for Guymas, Mexico, where he has a position. Miss Lizzie Hook, of Leavenworth, was the guest of Miss Clara Coffin last week. Miss Nettie Hubbard enjoyed a surprise visit from her brother George on Tuesday. Edna Maxwell was detained from her classes the latter part of last week by illness. Miss Franc Hunt came over from Leavenworth to attend the Phi Gamm hop last Saturday. Mamie and Edith Manley enjoyed a few hours visit from their father Wednesday morning. Mrs. W. H. Sears presented her husband Tuesday with a little daughter. Mother and child doing well. Miss Grace Pickering, of Olathe, is visiting Ettie Hadley, and will remain a couple of weeks. Miss Mary McCann, of Leavenworth, visited with Jennie and May Walker the first of the week. Mrs. Abernathy, of Emporia, well known to old students as Maggie Sands, was in the city last week. We had a letter from Scott Hopkins this week with the letter head Hopkins and Hopkins, Holton, Kan. Miss Nellie Bay has returned to her home in Fort Scott, after an extended visit with Lawrence friends. Warren Perry, once of '86, now one of the managers of the State penitentiary, was in town Sunday to see all his old friends. S. T. Gilmore leaves for Columbus one week from next Tuesday. He is delegate from Kansas to the InterState Oratorical Association. Miss Florence Pennock, who has been visiting Mamie Gardner, the past two weeks, returned to her home in Kansas City Wednesday. The system of prizes will this year be considerably changed. The "Faculty Prizes," for declamations, will be discontinued, and the "Crew Essay Prize" takes their place. The declamatory contest will be on Monday morning as before. There will be no "Freshman Scholarship Prize," but Mr. Grovenor will change the twenty-five dollars to the oratorical contest, which will also have the "Field Prize," which this year is Chamber's Cyclopedia. This contest will be held on Thursday night, before commencement. Miss Fannie Pratt's numerous friends are rejoiced to welcome her again after her long siege of sickness. She will begin her work Monday. Last Tuesday evening James W. Steele delivered the sixth lecture of the course to a small audience. His oration was finely written, but his voice was hardly strong enough for the hall. He described the manners and customs of the Esquimaux, and contrasted them with ours. He spoke strongly and at some length against any further Arctic explorations. The next lecture will be delivered by Noble Prentiss next Tuesday evening. The habit of some of the students not to bring the young ladies to society is certainly beyond excuse. Pluck up courage boys!—Collegiate. It is wonderful how opposite tendencies are in different students. With our boys there is an excess of courage on that line.—Baldwin Index. We would suggest that it is not the "tendencies in different students," but the fact that at some colleges the societies meet in the afternoon, and at others in the evening.