ronize THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY thawing ought to other oal Kansas TH ernoon Sun- D ! nery articles, W rate. SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. ery S complete ol use ES. ON, ST, N. charges. NDS. ank, ill casb ng busi- Cashier Coals ts St. OLOR E CITY. gars. B, KAN PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. VOL. III. LOCAL. "Snetts!" Emporia. Rah for Gilmore! Hurrah for Bruce! Disciplinary committee. The latest news—Sigma Nus. The Sophs now occupy the rostrum. The half session ends March 30th. The Scientific club meets this after- LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 13, 1885 UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. The Scientific club meets this afternoon. We are betting two to one on Gilmore. Crane took in fifty-five dollars last Friday. Friday Smiley continues his monthly visits to Wichita. Chancellor vs. Brown: Subject - Tom Paine. The Senior English Lit class is reading Burke. The cisterns about the University are being repaired. A good many of the boys are taking boxing lessons. The Freshmen are happy. It will soon be circus time. The Cash Dining Association has twenty-two members. twenty-two members. Some of the pious Juniors have not '1 their assessment There will be no annual issued by vernities this year. Why is Engle like an undertaker? Because he deals in Coffins. been getting in its work of late. Several of the boys took their girls to look at Gillman. The Orophilian secretary didn't have much success in Oread. The disciplinary committee has been getting in its work of late. to Emporia to 'rah for G... Again the overshoe thief is making himself felt in the halls The Chancellor has had his hair cut and is now able to attend chapel. The next fraternity that we hope to see blossom is the Delta Tau Delta. Student in political economy—Why do they place El before Madhi's name? Prof. —That's merely an abbreviation; the English always drop their H's, you know. The Prof.'s have become regular in their attendance at chapel this week. The Scientific club is making arrangements to secure lecturers from abroad. The Orophilians adjourned last Friday in order to attend the Oread election. The lion roareth, the whangdooile mourneth, but the Courier (alleged) goes on forever. The Senior class has appointed a committee to make arrangements for class pictures. There are only nine fraternities now in the University. "And still there's more to follow." Work is in progress by the faculty on the annual catalogue. Get up your back studies. We are now in the midst of Lent, which accounts for the quiet meeting of the Oreads last Friday. Yohe is teaching his Phi Gamm brothers the manly art of self defense, much to their discomfiture. Dr. Lippincott persists in saying "the University of Kansas," since we received the appropriation. Two twenty-five was the highest price paid for votes in the Oread last Friday. Still they didn't win. The Seniors appointed for commencement day have to have their orations in by the first of May. The Snetts seem to have had bad luck, loosing two men the first day after their appearance from under the rose. There were ninety-five votes cast in Oread society last Friday, the most ever polled at any election in the University. A non-fraternity man who had been repeatedly solicited to join a frat, said he seemed to "have snakes in his boots." Through oversight in the report of the election of the class of '86 last week the name of Miss Haskell for "Hat Speech" was omitted. The Orcads claim that with the program elected they will have an easy victory in June. The Orophilians place the same confidence in their chosen ones. Grover mede another trip to Baldwin City this week for the purpose of making arrangements for the establishment there of a chapter of the Beta Kappa Chi fraternity. A petition has been circulated and signed by the Seniors asking the faculty to give the modern literary and scientific departments representation on commencement day. The best attraction ever presented in Lawrence will take place at the Cosley Skating Rink, Thursday and Friday evenings, March 12th and 13th. Bell's Band each evening. Foreign subscribers who will now mail the managers of the Courier twenty-five 2-cent stamps on this year's subscription, will be given a good "personal" notice, so say the authorities. The Phi Kappa Psi Shield has been placed under the management of the following well known gentlemen: E. C. Little, '83, editor; J. V. Humphrey, '85, associate editor; W. C. Spangler, '85, business manager. We notice in the last issue of "our e. c." a statement to the effect that John L. Sullivan had resigned the business-managership and presidency of the Courier. This is about as reliable as the average statements of that periodical, and scarcely needs mention. It is needless to say that Mr. Sullivan is still at his post. The Maid's Inquiry. How sharp is Morgan, professor, That people call him koon ; Is he like E. P. C., dear prof, Of El Perkian's 'mien ' Not all, dear miss, you haven't it, If 'tis the facts you seek. Not only absence of the truth, But texture of his cheek. "Sweets to sweets," snickered the dude as he passed the young lady boarder the sugar. "Like cures like," she replied, handing him the cold veal. The ice and high water took the dam by the mill side, but didn't take the mill by a dam site! ! "Nellie' dear, will you share my lot?" pleaded a Westchester swain of his best girl. "Yes, George, if you will put a five thousand dollar house on it," was the provisional reply. Notice of Settlement. The stock holders of the original Courier company, whose stock has not already been redeemed, are requested to present the same to the undersigned for redemption. C. D. DEAN, W. H. JOHNSON The above was handed to us just as we were going to press. Normal. W. H. JOHNSON. House called to order ad tempus. The program was rendered as posted. The exercises of Misses Diffenbacker and Sabin were especially appreciated. Miss Hunt's essay was well written. Mr. Nowlin's solo was sung in his usual pleasant style. The impersonation by Miss Eddy was a novelty, and was received as all novelties are which have worth in them. An enthusiastic general debate closed the program. Come again. Sigma Nu. Last Monday seven of our students appeared with Sigma Nu badges, thus announcing a fact which had been long known, that there was a chapter of that fraternity in the University. This is Nu chapter, and was established on the second of last June. The charter members were: J. T. Howard, H. B. Martin, P. R. Bennett, G. W. Harrington, F. A. Marshall and A. C. Markley. This year the following names have been added to the roll: Charles Miller, W. S. Bales, J. B. Harris, W. J. Marshall and F. C. Keys. Sigma Nu is a southern fraternity, but has seen fit to extend to the K. S. U. There are seven chapters, all in the south. The pin is a star with a black centerpiece, bearing five bars with a coiled serpent. The nickname of the Sigma Nus is "Snakes." What the Courier Would Like to See. The men who went back on their promise in Oread. More patriotism at the K. S. U. The dynamiters among the students. Gilmore get there. How many men the Snetts really have in college. This ornery weather let up for a short vacation. Who Ed. Blair is now stuck on. Two Seniors attend chapel. Dr. Lippincott formally answer Will Brown's chapel speech on Tom Paine. Everybody pay up their subscript to the great religious weekly. PERSONAL. E. B. Reay is now at Grenola, Kansas. A. F. Yohe is professor of boxing. Spangler will spend Sunday in Newton. 'S3, J. F. Tucker, is at Sedgwick City, Kansas. John Lindsey is teaching school near Garnett E. T. Bremen is located at Parsons, Kansas. H. G. Corneilson is at Reserve, Brown County. L. F. Gault is telegraphing at Rincon, New Mexico. The Misses Reeves attended Oread society last Friday. Jim Lawrence is applying himself to raise a mustache. H. E. Valentine visited at home in Topeka over Sunday. W. W. Clawson is at Girard, Crawford County, Kansas. C. D. Dean will represent the Herald-Tribune at Emporia. Miss Mamie Hudson visited her friends here last Friday. J. R. Spangler, of Girard, visited his son, W. C., this week. Frank Thompson visited his Phi Psi brothers Saturday night. R. E. Hayslett is visiting for a few days near Boonville, Missouri. Miss Mable Gore climbed the hill with Birdie Starr Wednesday. A. F. Yohe, of '88, has donned the diamond of Phi Gamma Delta. Will Mulvane came down from Toppea Friday to see the boys. W. J. O'Bryon sports the shield and dagger of Phi Delta Theta. Jep Davis will visit home for a few days. Grass widows, look out! Miss Mary Henry left Tuesday for a short visit home in Fort Scott. T. S. Fritz is sick with typhoid fever at home in West Union, Mo. J. D. Bowersock came up to hear Fred crate in chapel Wednesday, 84, Frank Thompson, is in the Central National Bank of Topeka. Ben Jacobs has resigned his cadetship and returned from Annapolis. Miss Ida Coffin, of Leavenworth, will visit her sister Clara this week. Miss Clara Hunsicker leaves to-day for a short visit home in Osage City. No. 287 Dr. I. N. Hatfield spent Saturday and Sunday with his Sigma Chi brothers. Geo. Smith, of Arion Quartette fame, called on his old friends Monday. Miss Pearl Young leaves to-day for a short visit to her home in Kansas City. '84, W. H. Britton, came down from Topeka Sunday, to see some-body. Theo. Moore, of Cottonwood Falls was visiting Yeager and Morgan Wednesday. Miss Mac Bassett was up to attend the Oread election and rejoice over the result. W. Y. Morgan will take the responsibility for all anonymous articles in this issue. Miss Ela Ropes has been kept away from her classes this week on account of sickness. T. H. Rockwell will not leave school as he intended, but will stand by the boys. R. C. Rankin, at Shawneetown, Indian Territory, reports himself "working hard." '84, S. T. Seaton, has been admitted to the bar (legal term) and is now "attorney at law." Miss Alice Brown; a member of Lotta's troup, visited the University with her friend, Prof. Stimpson, during her stay in Lawrence. W. H. Brown and Dr. Lippincott had a discussion in chapel Thursday on Tom Payne. W. Y. Morgan went to Emporia Thursday. He will visit the folks at home before returning. Misses Olive Thompson and Agnes Wright visited Miss Kate Ridenour in Kansas City Sunday. '84, M. J. Keys, editor of the Solomon Valley Democrat, one of the leading Democratic papers of Kansas, was with his old friends Saturday and Sunday. Gilmore, Bruce, Spangler, Chalfant and Morgan, left for Emporia yesterday to attend the State contest. Miss Mary Smith, a student of '81, went through Lawrence Tuesday on her way to Kansas City. C. R. Mahan, of '87, has been expelled from the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity for dishonorable conduct. Miss Hattie Haskell has been selected by the Junior class to receive the hat from the Seniors class day. Dr. Marvin delivered a very interesting talk upon Indian education at the Congegational church Sunday night. Carl Smith has withdrawn from college for this year,with the intention of attending a school of oratory in Boston. Bud Smith, who completed our prep medical course last year, and who has been at the Kansas City medical college this winter, was at the University Wednesday. '82, Dr. L. W. Lusher, was in Lawrence Friday. He leaves this week for China, where he will take a position in the Chinese army at the snug salary of $7,000 per annum. Messrs. Ross and Guard, two very gentlemanly young men of Topeka, have leased the Cosley skating rink, and are filling it with an unusually attractive line of amusements. Mr. Ross is an ex-student of Washburn. The Natural History Building. A free expression of thought does not seem to be tolerated at Dartmouth. Two editors of the college paper were expelled for being a little premature in the expression of their thoughts.