ABE LEVY, Students Headquarters for Hats and Furnishing Goods, 103 Massachusetts Street. sts. in the pass used by US to describe teeth does the pain, o our Pain- only NSAE holds Foeth, and amper perfect STRICTLY TITION. al establish- Delights of Coasting with the Girls. 1. LISTS 3rd Fleors, Kansas City Delights of Coasting with the Girls. When called upon to describe a young lady coasting the reporter's pencil falters, conscious of the immensity of the task. Owing to the size and shape of the sled, and the objections that the young men who manage the affair have to her dragging her feet upon the ground, the young lady has to seat herself in the manner which might vulgarly be called straddling. But she does this with such grace, and catches up her dress with such pretty art, as to make it appear one of the most natural and easy attitudes. Then when the sled is shoved off and begins to gather momentum in its descent, she clings trustingly to the coat of the young gentleman in front of her. When it begins to dash along and strike fire out of the ground, she utters a little scream and throws her arm about his neck. Then when the sled in its flight reaches its wildest speed, she screams louder and frantically embraces the young man, tightening the pressure into a regular hug, while he gallantly resolves to be squeezed to death sooner than permit a hair of her fair young head to be injured. Then the speed begins to slacken, and the hug slacken also a little bit. Then, gradually, the sled comes to a stand-still, and the young woman, as she takes her arm away from the young man, gives a sigh and exclaims: "Oh, ain't it jolly?" Then they trudge up the hill again to repeat the same performance. It is noticeable that though the young lady's fright is not diminished at all by familiarity with the terrors of the "slide," the young gentleman continues to submit to the treatment to which he is subjected without a murmur.—Washington Star The following is the average per cent. of attendance of each professor at chapel for the past ten days : Prof. J. H. Canfield 80 “ Snow 80 “ Sterling 100 “ Carruth 80 “ Dyche 40 “ Williams 0 “ Robinson 0 “ Stephens 40 “ Bailey 30 “ Nichols 20 “ Keck 60 “ McDonald 40 “ Miller 0 “ Arthur Canfield 0 “ Spring 80 “ Marvin 10 “ Brownell 100 Dr. Lippincott 0 Dr. Lippincott’s absence is excusable as he was detained at home by sickness, but the other professors will report at once to the fighting. Dr. Lippincott's absence is exuscable as he was detained at home by sickness, but the other professors will report at once to the fighting editor of the COURIER. Cause and Effect. Now she places One small heel Squarely on The orange peel; Slips upon her Well-formed pate; Akwward Vassar Graduate. Flying garments Then disclose Pretty foot, Exquisite hose. Dude is mashed, And sees his fate! Sly old Vassar Graduate. See her coming Down the street, Face so cunning, Form so neat. Carriage graceful, Figure straight, Lovely Vassar Graduate. See it lying On the walk, Some one will Upon it stalk. Orange peel Is on the wait For the Vassar Graduate. NOTES. Cosley's is the place for pleasure. Cannon City coal at Griffin's. Mr. L—— will be elected June orator by the Oreads this afternoon. Nicest place for oysters—Pershall's. The first class place in the city for oysters is Peshall's. C. S. Duncan pays cash for second hand- University books. Take your girl to Pershall for oysters the only first class place in the city. C. S. Duncan solls and exchanges second hand University books. Piano Tuning. A. C. Hand, recently of Chicago, professional tuner and repairer of pianos and organs, will attend promptly to orders through the post office or that may be left at J. A. S手 And Co.'s bookstore, opposite Pierson's mill. All work warranted. Charges low. Lincoln University will begin the publication of a college paper in the near future. Oxydized Silver Jewelry. Our entrancing jewelers, H. J. Rushmer & Son, are always on the qui vive for novelties in their line of goods. In addition to their large and excellent assortment of goods, they have recently received a large and selected line of oxydized silver jewelry—the most novel of the latest novelties in the east, where it is welcomed by the most fashionable as the acme of personal adornments. These goods are gotten up in a great variety of designs, to suit various tastes, and notwithstanding their high order of excellence in make, are very cheap. Messrs. Rushmer & Son have also received quite an assortment of new designs in bamboo walking sticks with handsome solid silver heads, which are being sold at very low prices. The same firm are also about to put in a full line of elegant silk umbrellas with silver heads, which will certainly be a great attraction. The unique clock, with peculiar pendulum (chain swinging from a revolving arm on top of the clock), now on exhibition in one of their windows, has attracted a great deal of attention. Columbia has 1,536 students. Leavenworth, Kan., Marc 2, 1885. DR. C. NEUMAN - Sir: My health has been good since I took the last medicine from you, up to last week. I have pains through my chest and shoulder blades. My liver is out of order, so I write to you for your treatment. MARY COUSIN. Cornell is to have a Magnetic Observatory. Grand ring tournament at the rink tonight. Twenty ladies have been practicing for three weeks to take part in the race for the prizes. $20 in prizes to the three ladies most successful. Music by Bell's Amateur Band. Admission, 15c; skates, 10c. Wabash college will adopt co-education next year. Royal Italian orchestra at the rink Saturday night, March 7. Other attractions. Pictures! Photographs!! Cabinets!! Fifteen for three dollars!!!! Hamilton does it. At last Hamilton makes the break and offers students a rate of $3.00 for fifteen photographs, cabinet size. He says he will not be outdone by any gallery in the city in work and prices. When wanting any work done visit him. Hamilton this week announces that he will this Spring, as usual, extend special rates to students of the University. Knowing the desirability of their trade, owing to the large amount thereof during Spring,'he says he can afford and will extend to them the rate of $3.00 for 15 photos, cabinet size. the seniors at Williams will graduate in "Cap and Gown." President McCosh attended ten colleges and graduated from six. RAILROAD TIME TABLES. Lawrence Business Directory. SOUTHERN KANSAS. Gees South... 11:45 a. m, and 5:09 p.m. Arrives from South ... 10:45 a. m, and 3:37 p.m. ATCHISON, TOPEKA & SANTA MÉR. West bound 11.29 m, m and 6.71 m, p. 11.48 m, p. East bound 4.35 m, m and 3.01 m, p. 3.37 m, m and 4.15 m. ATCHISON, TOPEKA & SANTA PE. KANSAS DIVISION OF UNION PACIFIC. West bound 11:25 a.m. and 11:55 p.m. Miami 11:25 a.m. and 11:55 p.m. East bound 4:25 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. KANSAS DIVISION OF UNION PACIFIC. TO NEW ORLEANS CHICAGO & ALTON & ILINOIS CENTRAL TO NEW ORLEANS. LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS. Chicago & Alten leaves Kansas City 6:30 p.m. and 8:30 a.m. for St. Louis, arriving at 7:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.; change to Illinois Central, direct route. L. BULLENE & CO., No. 89 Massachusetts Street. M. NEWMARK, No. 105 Massachusetts St. GEORGIE INNES & CO., No. 109 Massachusetts Street. O. LORGE MINTIRE, No. 163 Massachusetts Street. GEO. A. HUNT, 81 Massachusetts Street. DRUGGISTS. B. W. WOODWARD & CO. Corner of Massachusetts and Henry Sts. CLOTHIERS. BARBER BROTHERS, No. 153 Massachusetts Street J. HOUSE. No. 74 Massachusetts Street KING CLOTHIER-STEINBERG. No. 87 Massachusetts Street GROCERIES. RESTAURANTS. E. B. GOOD, No. 71 Massachusetts Street F. H. KLOCK, J. H. VESTAL. 118 Massachusetts St. "The Delmonico." PERSHALL'S, No. 58 Massachusetts Street. HARRIS & CO., Manufacturing Confectioners, No. 149 Massachusetts Street. WM. WIEDEMAN, No.——Massachusetts Street. PALLEY'S, No. 167 Massachusetts Street. STATIONERS. A. B. WARREN, No. 111 Massachusetts Street J. S. HAND, Opposite Pierson's Mill. COAL DEALERS A. J. GRIFFIN, GRIFFIN, FRANK D. ANOKE, 199 Maschenetta St. JEWELERS. C. L. EDWARDS, No. 141 Massachusetts Street C A. SUTORIUS, FRANK A. DOANE, Pacific Express Office. C A. SUTORIUS, No. 78 Massachusetts Street TAILORS WM. M. ROWE, No. 133 Massachusetts Street J. J. KUNKEL. No. 21 Massachusetts Street. ALEX. E. PROTESCH, Over Barber's Drug Store. MEAT SHOP. BOOK STORES. S. C. SALVAR. No. 93 Massachusetts Street. S. T. FIELD. No. 94 Massachusetts Street. JOHN BOYER, F. DEICHMAN, A. FRED RICKSON, C. A. PEASE & SON, Near Ralakopfi. No. 98 Massachusetts Street. No. 157 Massachusetts Street. No. 140 Massachusetts St. J. S. CREW, No. 93 Massachusetts Street. PHOTOGRAPH GALLERIES. F. F. METTNER, No. 67 Massachusetts Street. F. F. METTNER, HAMILTON, S. E. Corner Massachusetts and Henry Sts. J. B. SHANE, No. 125 Massachusetts Street. Patronize those who patronize you STUDENTS AND CITIZENS OF LAWRENGE When in Kansas City, should not fall to call upon DR. J. E. GEROULD, DENTIST! No. 618 Main St., - KANSAS CITY, MO. THE WESTERN Farm Mortgage Co. Lawrence, Kan. Money always on hand to loan at current rates, upon desirable real estate. No delays if security is ample and title good. Call and see them before making arrangements elsewhere. Office in National Bank building. L. H. PERKINS, Sec. MOAK BROS.. Billiard, Pool & Concert Hall, LAURENCE AND SUSAN POOL IN THE CENTER EMBASSY AND PRESIDENT HALL IN THE STATE. Imported and Domestic Cigars. 64 Massachusetts Street. Douglas County Bank, 52 Massachusetts Street. J. D. BOWERSOCK, President. H. E. BENSON, Cashier. PAT HAMLIN'S Rigs at student's prices. Stable just cast of Post-office. New Merchant Tailor. F. BOGDANSKY, Late of Baltimore. C. Edward's old stand cast of Merchants' Bank. All work warranted First Class. G. M. FALLEY, 167 Massachusetts Street, (Successor to Klock & Falley) Restaurant and Confectionery. 21 MEAL TICKETS $4.00. BOARD $2.50 PER WEEK. Oysters served in every style. JAS. W. GREEN. Attorney at Law, National Bank Building. CHEAPEST PLACE TO BUY Text Books AND STATIONERY 18 AT FIELD & CO.'S University Bookstore 99 Massachusetts [St.] Patronise those who patronize you. HARRIS. MANUFACTURING CONFECTIONER! DEALERS IN Fruits, Nuts, &c. Oysters In their Season in the Best Style. 169 Mass. St., - LAWRENCE, KAN. IN 1868 Suppers to order for Clubs, Parties and Weddings on short notice. PURE CANDIES A SPECIALTY. established what is now the oldest manufactory of Pure Candies Fruit, Ices and Confectionery. Special Attention Given to Parties and Entertainments. Foreign and Domestic Fruits, Nuts, &c. I have spared no pains or expense in re- fitting my I ALSO CARRY A FULL STOCK OF ICE CREAM PARLOR, Telephone Connections. Where I will be glad to serve my customers with PURE ICE CREAM And Fruit Ices in their Season. Goods Delivered free of Charge. Telephone Connections. WM. WIEDEMANN. SINGING MADE EASY STUDENTS! Teacher of Voice Culture in its branches, in Kansas State University. The methods used are the Italian School, same as taught in Florence, Italy, for producing and locating the voice legitimately. E. D. KECK, Delmonico Restaurant J. H. VESTAL, Is the place for students to go for Day Board. 21 Meal Tickets for $3.50. Pay only for what you get. A. A. RUSS. DENTIST! Over Field & Co.'s Book Store. A discount given to Students. Satisfaction guaranteed. W. E. YEAGER, FLORIST! New Hampshire Street, just below the post-office, gives the best satisfaction for all kinds of Boquet Work. Leave orders with Frank A. Doane for all kinds of Coal. Office with Pacific Express Co.