today, Muth; lney; Cannie deliff, Dunn, THE WEEKLY COURIER. ronize oal UNIVERSITY TH Kansas ernoon Sun- D! nery $3.50 per ___ articles, W rate. A. ery complete use ES. ON, ST, N. charges. NDS. ill cash ng busi- ank, Cashier Coals s St. SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. lor CITY. kars. E, KAN UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MARCH 6, 1885. Vol. III. LOCAL Oread. Blood! Schemes. Combinations. Oread is itself again. Somebody is lying to somebody. To the Victor belongs toe spoils. There is blood all over the Oread moon. What has become of the annual 87 class party? This is a rich harvest time for the Oread treasury. There was almost a war in the Senior class last Friday. In Kansas we have a "cold snap," then we have a "soft snack." Where is the previous man who wanted to bet against Lilyey? Nobody knoweth what a day or an Oread election will bring forth. Read the Views column for a spirited defense of the Normal society. Fire extinguisher have been hung in the halls throughout the building Beware of the political fraud who has promised both sides for every office. Why should so many people go to Niagara Falls in this age of skating rinks? The Senior English Lit. class is now studying Sir Phillip Sidney's Defense of Poetry. Nobody knows nothin about Oread politics, but there is a heap of silent working going on just the same. Societies whose reports do not appear in the Courier should, if they desire such, stir up their lazy reporters. They say that Ed Blair carries dynamite with him all the time, and that his chapel oration was just a blind. The students who took their girls to Collier's lecture on "The Ideal Home" must have had an eye to business. A large number of the students attended the reception of the Knights of Pythias last Thursday, and report a splendid time. If you see a fellow going around with a black eye or a swollen lip,you may be pretty sure that that fellow has been up to Yohe's. In a burst of confidence a Senior informed ye local that he had been trying for two years to get his girl's photo, and at last had her negative I will say to the thief who stole my overshoes, that if he does not want his name to appear on the police court record, he had better either return them or keep them well concealed. —W. L. K. Four pious students of the religious convent at Baldwin recently fell from grace in the matter of strong drink and no longer enjoy the liberal society of that liberal institution. Moral: Beware of "infidel schools." It is a lamentable fact that at present there go to the K. S. U. boys—little children, "kids," as it were—who take delight in mixing the overshoes left in the hall. The faculty would receive the thanks of almost all the students if they would make this baby play punishable by expulsion. To the Senior class met Wednesday to fill the vacancies caused by resignations on the class day program. A. E. Curdy was chosen poet. F. W. Barnes was elected historian. It was resolved to add a "Mantle Speech" to the program, and Miss Nettie Hubbard was selected for the position. A committee was appointed on invitations and programs. The following is vouchered for by a Junior editor: He was a Senior and was giving a young lady a sleigh ride in the vacation. He mentioned that he was connected with a paper at college. She thought that seemed absurd, and when he looked surprised, added that he "hadn't shown much familiarity with the press." He took the hint. The June program of the Normal society was elected without the usual carnage, and is as follows: Chairman, M. L. Field; essayists, Hattie Black and C. H. Nowlin; debaters, Mary Sabin and L. H. Rose; declaimer, Flora Eddy; orator, M. E. Pierson. If the work done in the society by these members is an index to the success of the June entertainment, it will be well worth climbing Mt. Oread to hear. Oread had a regular old fashioned meeting last week. The president was unable to keep order without resorting to fining. The program was very good, all the members being prepared. Miss Lillian Bell favored the society with a piano solo. The regular election of officers followed, amid a din and confusion that were so common last year, but which have not been heard in Oread hall for many months. The following officers were elected: President, Fred Bowersock; vice president, Frank Hutchings; secretary, Gertrude Hunnicut; critic, F. W. Barnes. Arrangements should be made for a grand jollification to-night. The appropriation for Prof. Snow's building marks the beginning of a new era in the history of our University. A meeting will be held in Prof. Miller's room at end of fourth hour to complete arrangements for a grand "blow out" to night. Everybody attend. Let every boy be down town by 8 o'clock to participate. Bonfires, etc., the order. Jollification. How great is Sullivan, Senior, That people call him great, is he like J. E. C., Senior. His brain a hundred weight? His brain, dear Prep, 'tis but the average with maskink good and muml. I'll just keep it simple and press the green press. We Are Happy! 'Tis not his brain that makes him great, But the greatness of his gall. $50,000. We Crow! By Vote of 79 to 39 IT IS OURS. NATURAL HISTORY BUILDING! By Hard Work It Was Done! WE DID IT A picture of the class who opposed us. A HARD FOUGHT BATTLE. But blessings will now be reaped. These are the bugs that will be saved $f_{\mathrm{from}}$ the Rat, ever hungry and wary. This the Grain which must be *freed* from pests. PERSONAL. J. R. Turner went to Kansas City Monday. Fannie Pratt is quite ill again with diptheria. Fred Campbell is teaching in Johnson county. L. M. Spray, of '82, was in Lawrence Sunday. Tattershall will take a vacation home next week. Ira Grey visited the University day before yesterday. Helen Bay climbed Mt. Oread Tuesday morning. A. J. Smith spent Saturday at his home in Summit. Barnes and McAlpine took in the legislature Tuesday, Regents Otis and Fitzpatrick were on the hill yesterday. Ettie Hadley again climbs the hill after a four week's illness. Mrs. W. W. Curdy, of Humboldt, visited the University Monday. Miss Kate Merrill enjoyed a visit from her brother Wednesday. Miss Nettle Hubbard is expected to-day from a short visit home. W. H. Johnson spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Ottawa. DeWitt C. Bower is the champion roller skater at Delphos, Kansas. Will P. Helcher is a real estate and loan broker at Minneapolis, Kas. No. 26. Mrs. Prof. Carruth attended the art exhibition at Topeka Wednesday. Chancellor Lippincott paid a flying trip to Topeka the first of the week. J. D. McLaren went to Topeka Wednesday to engineer the legislature. Ida Bay, formerly of '86, will be here next week to visit her Theta sisters. John Prescott has entered his classes again, after a recreation in Topeka. Nellie Griswold, Mina Marvin and Hermione Canfield left Tuesday for New Orleans. J. K. Elwil has an interesting article on "Penmanship" in the last Educationist. Mr. Cobb, one of the leading Freshmen, will return to his home in ELDorado soon. Gilmore will go to Emporia Thursday and spend Friday in preparation to win the prize. John Sullivan went to Topeka Wednesday to "lobby" for the natural history bill. Prof. Bailey gave a very interesting lecture on Coal Tar Colors last Tuesday evening, Mary Deichman and Beckie Michael, of Leavenworth, were seen in the halls last Monday. Frank Webster to Oklahoma yesterday to act as correspondent for the New York Herald. L. F. Coffin, well remembered by students of last year, has a lucrative position in Kansas City. Prof. Canfield dismised his class in History of Civilization Friday, to the consternation of the class. Miss Clara Hanback assisted Mrs- Senator Logan at one of her brilliant assemblies in Washington. Ed Blair, Frank Crowell, Harry Smith and Charley Linley, were at home in Atchison over Sunday. '83, W. L. Burney, will visit his brother A. L. to-morrow. He is now a prominent lawyer in Harrisonville, Mo. J. D. McLaren taught the book-keeping class so well that he now has charge of the special algebra studies. Mrs. J. D. S. Cook, of Kansas City, who has been visiting her daughters, Josie and Hattie, returned home the first of the week. Sullivan heard the renowned Ristori in Kansas City in Queen Elizabeth and Mary, Queen of Scottus, last week and gives glowing descriptions. Laura Dainty, who plays at the opera house to night, is a Kappa Kappa Gamma. The Kappas will be received by her this afternoon. Mamie Tisdale gave an informal card party Monday evening for her cousin, Harry Whittaker, who returns to his home in Boston this week. Prof. Bailey in the chemical department received the last week, specimens of prints in different stages of manufacture, from the Anconia print works, New Jersey; a fine set of compounds made from coal tar, from the manufactory of Dr. H. W. Jayne, Philadelphia; a variety of interesting specimens obtained at the New Orleans exposition by Mr. L. M. Powell. N. A. Boles, once of '83, returned Tuesday from Idaho, where he has been three years. He leaves soon for New Orleans and a visit to his parents in Texas. Prof. J. H. Canfield, in the January Educationist, suggests a new method of plotting school districts. He believes in practicing political economy. Prof. T. C. Trueblood is now filling the regular annual three months engagement of the Kansas City School of Oratory in the Missouri State University at Columbia, in the chair of elocation. Yesterday President Arthur stepped down from his exalted position as president of the United States. To-day President Riggs turns over the office of chief magistrate of Oread to his successor. Poor "Chet," poor Harry, poor United States, poor Oread! But such is life. Vote for Linley! 1. Because he is an old and faithful member of Oread. 2. Because he is a Senior. 3. Because he does not rely for election upon a combination. 4. Because he is opposed by the "rule or ruin" faction. 5. Because he is the best orator.