7 22 10 19 17 1 1 9 2 5 2 10 15 11 1 6 1 4 2 3 1 1 ... 2 6 14 17 42 45 38 73 58 65 65 65 19 105 19 108 19 132 15 185 18 206 206 232 67 253 Totals ABE LEVY, Students Headquarters for Hats and Furnishing Goods, 103 Massachusetts Street. no pass h by US HARM m does ir Pain- SAFE sciensians th, and perfect OCTLY EXCHANGE. ON. stablish- TS Floors, Kansas City Dr. Keems says: "Kissing is purely an American habit." Remember this, and patronize home industry. -Ex. The college which has the most graduates in congress is the University of Virginia; Harvard stands second, and Yale third. The Student's Journal, from Bloomington, Illinois, starts back in holy horror because the Courier contains advertisements for billiard balls and "glowingly chronicles the University dance." Now, the reverend gentle man whose moral sensibility is shocked by the advertisements in the great religious weekly, should know that we are publishing a paying paper, and do not intend to be forced to get out a "give away" sheet like the Journal. If our dyspeptic critic would circulate around and get a few advertisements for his attempted college paper, so as to be able to bring forth something that would be creditable to the college, he would be at much better business than lecturing legitimate enterprise and howling at his rivals because they refused to be sold out in the struggle for fraternity power. Take that beam out of your own eye Mr. Journal, before getting out your microscope for the benefit of your neighbor's mote. SELAH. The post office department at Washington has ruled that no two students, unless brothers, are to be allowed the same post office box, on ground that they are not a "family firm or corporation." This ruling was made in reference to students at Amherst. The highest matriculation fee of any of the great German Universities is less than $6, and the extrication fee, $2.50. At Harvard work on the college papers is accepted as a substitute for the regular literary work of the University. There is always a certain amount of pleasure connected with a chapel speech, and it especially delights the soul of the average student to have our revered professors take up a part of the first bell telling the students of the unspeakable beauties of the library.—Owl. Among great Americans who have expended their youthful talents in editing college papers, are the poets, Holmes and Willis; the statesmen, Everett and Evarts; the eloquent divine, Phillip Brooks; and the pleasing author, Donald G. Mitchell.—Ex "Darling," he said, as he tried to tickle his wife under the chin, "why am I like the moon?" "You are not like the moon, John Henry, in any particular." "Why, how do you make that out, my dear?" "Because the moon has been full but twice this month." He says that isn't the right answer. OROPHILLAN—LONGFELLOW'S DAY. —Bulletin for this afternoon: Declamations, Mary Sabine, Ina Hopkins; essays, Alice Cummings, E. F. Neal; elective exercises, Benj. Cobb, Jos. Ralston, Jos. Thoburn, A. F. Yohe; orations, E. F. Hand, A. L. Wilmoth; oratorical contest, B. P. Blair, T. F. Doran, W. J. Marshall, J, D. Mclaren. NOTES. The first class place in the city, for oysters is 'Persiln's. Nicest place for oysters—Pershall's. Cannon City coal at Griffin's. Cosley's is the place for pleasure. C. S. Duncan pay cash for second hand University books. Take your girl to Pershall for oysters the only first class place in the city. Go to Cosley's skating rink, best in the city. C. S. Duncan sells and exchanges second hand University books. Dandy, dandy dancing shoes at Boyd's. J. B. Shane, photographer, is receiving a great deal of students' trade now. His rates are so low all are going to him. Those expecting to have lots of work done in the Spring had better begin now, for when the rush begins he will be unable to give the attention to work he otherwise would and now can. A. C. Hand, recently of Chicago, professional tuner and repairer of pianos and organs, will attend promptly to orders through the post office or that may be left at J. S. Hand & Co.'s bookstore, opposite Pierson's mill. All work warranted. Charges low. Piano Tuning. Bargains. Students in need of new boots, shoes, rubbers, etc., could not do better to-morrow than go to 70 Mass. St., where for 20 days an assigned stock of goods from Rochester N. Y., is being sold at phenomenally low prices. Go there for bargains. Messrs. Rushner & Son have also received quite an assortment of new designs in bamboo walking sticks with handsome solid silver heads, which are being sold at very low prices. The same firm are also about to put in a full line of elegant silk umbrellas with silver heads, which will certainly be a great attraction. The unique clock, with peculiar pendulum (chain swinging from a revolving arm on top of the clock), now on exhibition in one of their windows, has attracted a great deal of attention. Oxydized Silver Jewelry. Our enterprising jewelers, H. J. Rushmer & Son, are always on the quil violet for novelties in their line of goods. In addition to their large and excellent assortment of goods, they have recently received a large and well selected line of oxydized silver jewelry—the most novel of the latest novelies in the east, where it is welcomed by the most fashionable as the acme of personal adornments. These goods are gotten up in a great variety of designs, to suit various tastes, and notwithstanding their high order of excellence in make, are very cheap. Prof. Miller: What is a segment of a circle? Student: A segment of a circle is piece cut off. Amusements. Prof. M.: When we slice off ; a piece of apple what is it called? Student: A bite. Mascotte Glee Club, the Topeka Mandolin Club and Bell's Band, will entertain the skaters to night at the Cosley rink. This entertainment will be a novelty in Lawrence musical circles, and will well repay attendance. The Mascotte Glee Club is the finest in Topeka. The Mandolin Club is something new here, and their music is said to be the sweetest and best. These clubs have been secured by Messrs. Mendenhall & Co. at great expense, and they are sparing no pains to make this the great event of the season. Admittance has been placed at the low price of twenty-five cents, and those who wish receive seats may obtain them at the rink now at thirty-five. A young lady of '87 went coasting one night this week and lost an overhoe on the street car track. Mr.tFricker with his usual energy had he obstruction removed in a few hours. RAILROAD TIME TABLES. Lawrence Business Directory. West bound ... 11,329 a. m. and 6,17 p. m. East bound ... 11,489 a. m. East bound ... 4,45 p. m. and 8,061 a. m. East bound ... 3,37 p. m. and 4,15 p. m. Goes South, ... 11:45 a.m. and 5:04 p.m. Arrives from South ... 10:45 a.m. and 3:37 p.m. ATCHISON, TOPEKA & SANTA FE. SOUTHERN KANSAS KANSAS DIVISION OF UNION PACIFIC West bound . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11:25 a.m. and 12:55 p.m. To Wamagoo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:12 p.m. East bound . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4:25 a.m. and 8:10 a.m. TO NEW ORLEANS. LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS. Chicago & Allen leaves Kansas City 6:30 p.m. and 8:30 a.m. for St. Louis, arriving at 7:00 a.m. and 8:30 a.m. change to Indianapolis Central, direct route. TO NEW ORLEANS CHICAGO & ALTON & ILINOUS CENTRAL L. BULLENE & CO., No. 89 Massachusetts Street. M. NEWMAID, No. 105 Massachusetts St. GEOGRAPHY INDEX & JOURNAL GEORGE INNES & CO. No. 109 Massachusetts Street L. O. McINTIRE, No. 162 Massachusetts Street GEO. A. HUNT, 61 Massachusetts Street DRUGGISTS. B. W. WOODWARD & CO. Corner of Massachusetts and Henry Sis- s, in Boston. CLOTHIERS. BARBER BROTHERS No. 153 Massachusetts Street No. 135 Massachusetts Street D. F. BIGELOW, J. HOUSE. No. 74 Massachusetts Street. KING CLOTHIER—STEINBERG. No. 87 Massachusetts Street. D. F. BIGELOW, No. 133 Massachusetts Street. GROCERIES. RESTAURANTS. E. B. GOOD, No. 71 Massachusetts Street. F. H. KLOCK, J. H. VESTAL. "The Delmonico." PERSHALL'S, HARRIS & CO., Manufacturing Confectioners, No. 149 Massachusetts Street. WM. WIEDEMANN, No.——Massachusetts Street. FALLEY'S, No. 167 Massachusetts Street No. 167 Massachusetts Street. A. B. WARRIEN, J. S. HAND, No. 111 Massachusetts Street Opposite Pierson's Mill. COAL DEALERS A. 5. GRIPFIN, 199 Massachusetts St PHILIP H. BOWMAN, Pacific Express Office. INRUCE & CO BRUCE & CO. [North of National Bank C.L. EDWARDS, No. 141 Massachusetts Street. JEWELERS. No. 75 Massachusetts Street. WM. M. KOWE, No. 183 Massachusetts Street. TAXIORS C. A. SUTORIUS, No. 75 Massachusetts Street. TAILORS BOOK STORES. No. 91 Massachusetts Street ALEX E. PROTSECH Over Bearer's Drive Store MEAT SHOP. 8. 8. CREW, No. 93 Massachusetts Street. S. T. FIELD, No. 99 Massachusetts Street No. 98 Massachusetts Street A. FREDERICKSON. JOHN BOYEK Near Rahakoppa's PHOTOGRAPH GALLERIES. A. FREDERICKSON, No. 157 Massachusetts Street F. F. METTNER No. 67 Massachusetts Street HAMILTON, S. E. Corner Massachusetts and Henry Sts. C. A. PLEASE & SON. No. 140 Massachusetts St. A. A. RUSS, J. B. SHANE, No. 125 Massachusetts Street DENTIST! Over Field & Co.'s Book Store. A discount given to Students. Satisfaction guaranteed. *Patronize those who patronize you* W. E. YEAGER, FLORIST! New Hampshire Street, just below the post-office, gives the best satisfaction for all kinds of Boquet Work. DENTIST! STUDENTS AND CITIZENS OF LAWRENCE When in Kansas City, should not fall to DR. J. E. GEROULD. No. £18 Malo St., - KANSAS CITY, MO. Farm Mortgage Co. THE WESTERN Lawrence, Kan. Money always on hand to loan at current rates, upon desirable real estate. No delays if security is ample and title good. Call and see them before making arrangements elsewhere. Office in National Bank building. L. H. PERKINS, Sec. MOAK BROS.. Billiard, Pool & Concert Hall, LARGEST AND FINEST HALL IN THE STATE. Imported and Domestic Cigars. 64 Massachusetts Street. Douglas County Bank. 52 Massachusetts Street. 52 Massachusetts Street. J. D. BOWERSOCK, President. H. E. BENSON, Cashier PAT HAMLIN'S Rigs at student's prices. Stable just east of Post-office. New Merchant Tailor. F. BOGDANSKY, Late of Baltimore. C. Edward's old stand east of Merchants' Bank. All work war ranted First Class. G. M. FALLEY, Restaurant and Confectionery 167 Massachusetts Street, (Successor to Block & Failley) 21 MEAL TICKETS $4.00. BOARD $3.50 PER WEEK Oysters served in every style. JAS. W. GREEN. Attorney at Law, National Bank Building. CHEAPEST PLACE TO BUY Text Books AND STATIONERY 18 AT FIELD & CO.'S University Bookstore 99 Massachusetts [St.] Patronize those who patronize you. HARRIS MANUFACTURING CONFECTIONER! DEALERS IN Oysters in their Season in the Best Style. Fruits, Nuts, &c. PURE CANDIES A SPECIALTY. =IN 1868=- Suppers to order for Clubs, Parties and Weddings on short notice. 169 Mass. St., - LAWRENCE, KAN. I established what is now the oldest manufactory of Pure Candies Fruit, Ices and Confectionery. I ALSO CARRY A FULL STOCK OF Special Attention Given to Parties and Entertainments. Foreign and Domestic Fruits, Nuts, &c. I have spared no pains or expense in re-fitting my ICE CREAM PARLOR, And Fruit Ices in their Season. PURE ICE CREAM Where I will be glad to serve my customers with Goods Delivered free of Charge. Telephone Connections. WM. WIEDEMANN. WM. WIEDEMANN. SINGING MADE EASY! E. D. KECK, Teacher of Voice Culture in all its branches, in Kansas State University. The methods used are purely of the Italian School, same as taught in Italy, and produce and locate the voice legitimately. STUDENTS J. H. VESTAL, Delmonico Restaurant Is the place for students to go for Day Board. 21 Meal Tickets for $3.50. Pay only for what you get.___ Palace Skating Rink! Kentucky Street.