THE WEEKLY UNIVERSITY cash busi- Cashier Coals lor s. KAN R SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. III. LOCAL LAWRENCE, KANSAS, JANUARY 23, 18F Cram. Exams. Ponies. Moot court. Oratorical muddle. Last issue of the session. Pay up your subscription. The regents meet next Tuesday. A covered walk to the laboratory is badly needed. Ask Metcalfe, Bowersock or McAlpine who did it. "The Big Four" took a nice sleigh ride Wednesday eve. The Oreads are getting wrought up over their moot court. The laws held their usual moot court last Monday evening. The Phi Gamms have their usual hop at their hall this evening. "The best laid schemes of mice or men often ing to naugh'." The Orophilimis will have a "parliamentary drill" next Friday. Prof. Dyche has finally decided that the bears in the museum are grizzlies. The second concert by the musical department comes off next Tuesday evening. A dancing teacher in town is instructing those so inclined in the mazy art. Ottawa University will be represented in the State oratorical contest by a lady. Eighty valuable new specimens of European beetles have been added to the cabinets. The Juniors are laying schemes for vengeance on '88, when it has its class party. The Oreads hold a moot court this afternoon, and from the preparation made, it will be well worth attending. The boys rejoice because last Friday a branch of the Academy of Science was instituted at the University. The University ball, by general consent, has been placed in the charge of the Junior class. The date has been fixed for the 21st of February. Oread held its regular election of officers Friday, resulting as follows: President, H. E. Riggs; vice president, Morris Cox; secretary, Mamie Manley; critic, A. C. Markley. This week the editorial board presents three changes. The positions so ably filled by Miss Fisher, Messrs. Doran and Preston, have become vacant by their absence from the University for the coming session. We regret their loss and voice the sentiment of our readers in saying that their places will not be easily filled. The following books have been taken from the library without permission, viz: Two copies of Perry's Political Economy, Bowen,s Political Economy, and Grund's "The Americans, Their Moral, Social and Political Relations." The parties having them will please return them at once. E. MILLER, Librarian. The class of '88 held a large, enthusiastic meeting Monday, and decided to have their class party January 30th. The committee on arrangements consists of Miss Webster, Elwell and Higgins. Various sub-committees were appointed to take charge of music, supper, etc. Crowell and Lawrence will be floor managers. This is the largest class that ever entered the University, and no doubts will make their first party a grand success. COURIER MEETING.—Monday at the end of the fourth hour the company met in special meeting. The resignations of Miss Fisher, Mr. Doran and Mr. Preston were laid before the company and accepted. All were because of absence from college. Miss Laura Lyons, of '86, C. S Metcalf, of '86, and B. K. Bruce, of '85, were elected to fill the vacancies. After remarks by President Sullivan, as to the excellent condition and bright prospects of the great religious weekly, the company adjourned. Tuesday evening fifty-six young men gathered in the Y. M. C. A. lecture room to hear Prof. Canfield's "talk" upon Labor. The professor treated of the subject in his usual entertaining, instructive way. The bright and dark sides of our system of labor were shown; how the progress of culture and civilization has been parallel with division of labor, and how that division has a tendency to make a man one sided. But still the good qualities outweigh the bad. The professor's last "talk" will be next Tuesday evening on the subject of "Wages." Toy little letter: On a little card. Helps the jolly student Answer question hard. So the little ponies Glanced at on the sly. Make the naughty Freumnue Sophmores by-and-by. Last week our Greek professor entered the Freshman class a little late, and found she was just in time to save one inquisitive Fresh from plunging to destruction by means of the ventilator. What Schall we do with such Fresh men? Guilty, or Not Guilty? This afternoon the trial or Cyrus Crane takes place in Oread hall, on the charge of stealing some dishes from Mr. A. L. Adams, on the night of the alleged Junior party. The previous high standing of the accused brings great interest to the decision. For some time the efficient sheriff, Mr. Bowersock, has been on the track of the criminal, and at last believes he has unearthed him. Crane stoutly asserts his innocence, and his many friends refuse to believe him guilty. He has secured the services of the eminent law firm of Gilmore & Morgan, and his defense will be a strong one. But with the ability and energy of Prosecuting Attorney Talbott, aided by the Hon. W. L. Little, we rest assured that justice will be meted out. Judge Linley will convene court promptly at three o'clock. We hesitate to pronounce our opinion as to the result of the trial, but will sternly insist as a custodian of the public welfare, "Let no guilty man escape." Little drops of lager, Little drops of gin. Makes a red probosis. And consumes the tin. Chapel rhetoricals for the week ending January 30th: Monday, Helen Grover, J. B. Harris; Tuesday, Orrel Highbargin, W. E. Higgins; Wednesday, Elizabeth Hoge, Eva Howe; Thursday, Gertie Hunnicut, J. Lawrence; Friday, Olive Thompson, R. Birbeck. Kansas University Science Club. Last Friday afternoon the Medical and Engineering societies adjourned without date, and together with the students and professors of the departments of physics, chemistry and natural history, organized a regular scientific association. W. S. Franklin was elected president; T. H. Rockwell, secretary; O. C. LeSeur, treasurer; J. D. McLaren, reporter; Prof. F. O. Marvin, librarian; Prof. E. L. Nichols, F. T. Oakley and L. M. Powell, program committee. The object of the society is to advance the interests of science in Kansas University. Collegiate students and University officials are eligible to membership. The following is a list of the charter members ; FACTULTY.—E. H. S. Bailey, L. L. Dyche, Dr. J. A. Lippincott, F. O. Marvin, E. Miller, Edw. L. Nichols, F. H. Snow. LATRIKOS, - E. A. Gildemister, J. D. McLaren, L. M. Powell, H. E. Riggs, T. H. Rockwell, W. W. Russ, E. A. Wheeler. CIVIL ENGINEERING SOCIETY.—A L. Adams, Richard Birbeck, E. D. Cruise, E. D. Eames, E. C. Franklin, W. S. Franklin, Paul F. Goddard, R. L. McAlpine, Loyd W. Miller, F. T. Oakley, H. Radcliff, Richard Short, H. F. Smith, C. E. Springer, E. F. Stimpson, O. C. LeSeur, A. Watson. The organization is a strong one, being composed of specialists in all branches of science. The members are enthusiastic and have in view some in scientific excursions, picnics and banquets. Several of the members have already contributed some new facts to science, and this union of minds and hearts will make the work yet more effective. The club is divided into departments for each branch of science studied in the University, with the professors as presidents. Miss Nettie Littell, '88, is back after a weeks illness. PERSONAL. The society has access to all the leading periodicals of the day, to standard scientific works in our own and foreign languages and to extensive laboratories and cabinets. The only thing that could prevent the success of the undertaking would be a lack of interest by its members. The next meeting will be held at 3 p.m. on Friday, January 30, in Prof. Bailey's lecture room in the chemistry building. All are cordially invited. Dewitt Bower is in the insurance business at Delphos, Kan. W. A. Quayle, of Baldwin, was up to the metropolis last Saturday. Geo. McLaren is now teaching near Sumnerville, Ottawa county. No. 20. Miss M. Houston, of Springfield, Mo., visited the University last Tuesday. Miss Edith Manley, of '88, was detained from her classes the first of the week. H. L. Call is in Topeka about to enter the law office of Welch & Welch. Prof. Jas, H. Canfield is in northern Kasas in the interest of the University. Misses Coffin and Frank Crowell will instruct the Freshmen in dancing at low rates. J. F. Tucker,'82, is in southern Kansas with the little "Reverend" before his name. Arthur Cornforth, a law student of 82, has been confirmed postmaster of Clyde, Kan. Prof. Snow has an interesting article in the last Science on the increase of rainfall. W. S. Kinemar was in Lawrence Sunday. This is the popular day among ex-students. Misss May Miller, '84, and May Gemmell of Topeka, paid the K. S. U. a visit last Friday. Miss A. M. Fowler, of Ottawa, who is visiting relatives in the city, attended chapel Monday. C. V. Penn, a former student, has charge of the dairy department at the New Orleans exposition. Pres. Fairchild, of the State Agricultural College, was on the chapel rostrum yesterday morning. Miss Carrie Reeves has fully recovered from her protracted illness, but will not rejoin her classes. W. L. Smith, of Waterville, Kansas, now a student of Washburn, intends to enter K. S. U. next session. The Theta ranks have been increased again by two, Luella Moore, of '87, and Kate Merrill, of '88. Miss Mary Miller entertained a few friends last Monday evening in honor of Miss May Gemmell of Topeka. Profs. Failyer and Nibart of the Agricultural College, Manhattan, were seen here last Thursday morning. E. A. Gildemester returned to take exams, and will visit his Phi Gamm brothers before going on home. Sullivan was in Topeka several days this week looking up his political prospect and the interests of the K. S. U. Mr. A. L. Patikin, register of the land office at Oberlin, Dectar county, Kansas, visited his son and the K. S. U. Tuesday. Walter Britton, '84, was advanced the first of the year in the A., T. & S.F,F,R.R. offices at Topeka. He is doing well. Jas, L. Mead, though Sophomore with 85, made a call on his Phi Gamma brothers last week, on his way for a visit in Iowa. Miss Florence Robinson, who has been visiting her uncle Prof. Robinson, returned Monday to her home in Lansing, Mich. Geo. McMillan has received a promotion, and his brother Lucian has taken his place in one of the A., T. & S. F. offices in Topeka. Miss Anna Buzzell, of Worcester, Mass., who is visiting her cousin Miss Manie Tiscale, paid the K. S. U. a call last Wednesday. Miss Morris, who is canvassing for steel engravings from old masters, tried Wednesday to sell some to the K. S. U. We hope she succeeded. H. C. Burnett, editor of the Courier in 78-79, is now showing the ability which he exhibited in its columns, on the Leavenworth Daily Standard. Ernest Browne came up from Wyandotte Tuesday to see his old friends. He returns to Socorro, New Mexico, next week, where he is in business. John Hume, our popular shoe dealer, came up the hill Monday to show the sights at the K. S. U. to his friend Mr. Alfred Brownell of Kalamazoo, Mich. Victor Luley of this city, a member of the Senior class at the State University, has been selected among others to examine the orations of students who want to take part in the State Oratorical Contest on the 6th. Atchison Champion. --- OROPHILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY. At the last meeting, although the day was exceedingly cold and disagreeable, there was almost an average attendance. The program was well carried out, proving that the enthusiasm of Orophilian has not been chilled by the late defeat, or frozen by the inclementity of the weather. The speaker, as the amendment to the constitution provides, appointed the following officers: E. F. Neal, sergeant-at-arms; H. F. Talbott, critic; W. E. Higgins, chorister; J. B. Harris, reporter; Lillian Bell, pianist. Prof. Keck favored the society with a solo, which was enthusiastically received. The question, Resolved, That Canada should be admitted into the union, was discussed on both sides with great ability, coupled with eloquence. The members of Orophilian have every reason to feel encouraged, and they have only to work together in order that its success may be as assured in the future as it has been in the past. The musical part of our program is especially good, and to those who desire to witness a first class entertainment we extend a kind invitation.