Eva Nouve --- COURIER. UNIVERSITY THE WEEKLY SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. ats stylish rheth- on. lv. ver; mplete O. , use . ST. arges. TING GOES. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. ts ! aler. 'st Can'r. k, KAN. ank, ll cash busi- Cashier TTER SYSTERS KAN. reet. Q, ITS. atisfaction and Vol. III. LOCAL. Hurry back. Happy New Year. How are those studies— LAWRENCE, KANSAS, JANUARY 2, 1885. Good resolutions are now in order. Four weeks of work before examinations. Which you were going to make up? "French candy." Ask Miss R about it. This is "slick" weather, and slick er walking. Who got oysters at Fairley's Sun light? day night. Ask Kerr where he gets his "wash- "" done. ing" done. The street car driver's lot is not a happy one. happy one. Prof. Sterling got a fine gold watch in his stocking. in his stocking. The club boys are coming back to get a square meal. Subscribe for the COURIER. Only 25 cents to June 1. The COURER has a great deal to be thankful for in 1884. 25 cents to June 1. The COURIER has a great deal to be thankful for in 1804. Lawrence cats, look out! The med- will soon be here. Most of the profs attended the State Teacher's Association. The corridors and recitation rooms have been thoroughly cleaned. ics will soon be here. The wood-work in the chemical lab has been nicely oiled. The University hill should be sanded before Monday, or some one will get hurt. After all the talk upon that subject the library has not been indexed. Visitors were few at the University during vacation, owing to the cold weather. How many good resolutions have you made? How many have you broken? Washington's birth-day is on Saturday this year, and the customary excuses will not take place. The boys who had charge of the affairs at the building celebrated Christmas with seven gallons of cider. All would have been well if some base miscreant hadn't spiked it. The awful results would have been worse if some one had not abscended with a great part. It ran very Short. None of the ladies' societies had members enough in Lawrence to receive New Year's calls as societies. Kerr's latest and best song is "Away from the tender Shepherd's care." The refrain is a long one. The Soph's letter to his last year's girl; Do you recall that night in May, Union the Kansas river? You know we closely hugged—the shore upon the Kansas river, And hugging that, I hugged—the oar ; And that made your homes shiver. Do you recall that night in May, Upon the Kansas river? We thought we'd surely blow away, And that made my bone shiver. I don't know why that shiver ran Through all my bones, but never, never Will I get o or that scare that night, Upon the Kansas river. And that made your bones shiver. And when at last we reached the shore. And when we are to work And to Persallah'd did hither, hither, Ah then! 'Iwas another thing'; My pocketbook did shiver. And hugging that man, I wuggle. And that made your bones shiver. Subscribe for the COURIER. Only 25 cents to June 1. The Freshmen will occupy the chapel rostrum next week. It is reported that Rock well found a mustache in his stocking. The third hour club will meet at usual time, the president presiding. Prof. Nichols has fitted up an oxohydrogen lantern, which he will use for the benefit of the Junior physics class. At the end of the year one word to the Courier backsliders of last June : Consolidation was a glorious thing! But!!! A number of new books have been received during vacation for the library, mostly for the Greek department. A Junior girl lost her slipper, and now the Lawrence police force are laying for the railroad company, which has a large new flat car. The mother hubbard is a monster of such frightful mien, But when surrounded by a pretty face, We first endure, then pity, then embrace. — *Ez*. that to be hated needs but to be seen ; A certain Soph sent his girl a toilet set for Christmas. He didn't know whether to get mad or not when she sent him a cake of soap. There will be twenty-four more issues of the Courier this year. You can get them for a quarter, but not for twenty-four cents. A charming little operetta was rendered at Prof. Canfield's Christmas. The words were written by Prof. A. G. Canfield, and the music by Prof. MacDonald. A miss is as good as a mile, A kiss is as good as a smile, but an age and tour kings Are the beautiful things Are you lookin at the things. Which will do up the other man's pile. - *Ee*. Those of you who receive this issue at home, ask your parents if they do not wish to take the great religious weekly from now to June 1st, for twenty-five cents. The appointments for chapel rhetoricals next week are as follows: Wednesday, W. C. Albach, E. F. Albert; Thursday, W. S. Allen, Henry Buchenton; Friday, Hattie Haskell, H. C. Himoe. "May I have the pleasure of seeing you home?" he bashfully asked. "Certainly," she graciously replied, "there is a high hill just in front of the house, or if you prefer it, you can climb a big tree in the cow lot. Go anywhere where you can get a good view." While Prof. Nichols was making some oxygen gas the pipe connecting with the retort bursted. Ross Wemple thought the Fenians had begun their work, and evaporated without resigning his position. Franklin and Brown remembered an engagement and started for the door. But the prof. took the first heat and made the door first. Short was so fixed that he remained a spectator, but not an idle one. A few hours afterward a daring youth ventured back and discovered the cause of the explosion. Prof. P, J. Williams is in New Orleans. B. C. Preston is back from Sabetha. PERSONAL. E. B. Reay is teaching at Grenola. L. H. Rose has remained in Lawrence. '75, Frank F. Dinsmore is in Cincinnati. Helen Sutliff is in Kansas City for a week. T. F. Doran is taking in Northern Kansas. '84, Frank Prentiss, is visiting at home here. Miss Clara Collin will not rejoin her class. Dan Kennedy is growing taller out in Larned. Mary Powell is at the New Orleans exposition. Prof. F. O. Marvin is visiting in Kansas City. Rob Curdy is coming back to see her Monday. Franklin is back from his dissipation in Severance. John Newhouse is a bad man when cider is around. Frank Clymer has gone to the New Orleans exposition. Radcliff has been bulldozing Lawrence for two weeks. Herb. Bulleine has returned from a chair in Bentonworth. W. R. Cone has assisted in renovating the University. Jean Oliver has been very busy at home during vacation. H. A. McLean is attending the State Teachers' Association. Dr. Lippincott was at the State Teacher's Association. W. M. McBride made his New Year's calls in Lawrence. Dick Horton spent the holidays in Lawrence talking politics. A. E. Curdy returned Wednesday to make New Year's calls. Ross Wemple has guarded the University corridors as of old. Short went to hear Fay Templeton and he hasn't got over it yet. versity corrlod. Harry Riggs is visiting Mr. A. L. Adams in Topeka this week. Miss Nannie Pugh, once of '87 will visit friends here Saturday. T. T. Dunley is spending the hol- ys at his home in Eldorado. Mabel Gore has returned from At- and—somebody is hampy. C. S. Metcalfe has been visiting friends in Lesvenworth this week. Miss Ida Coffin, of Leavenworth has been with friends in this city. Al Connor, now of Omaha, made his regular trip "home" this week. Chas. L. Smith is at Butte City, Montana, and is making lots of dust. Glen Miller made a short visit with Craig Hunter in Topeka Wednesday Will Stevens is in Lawrence pre examinations Will Stevens is in Lawrence preparing for the coming examinations. "Hallelujah! 'tis Dunn,' is the song Dent's girl sings Sunday nights. Horton, Hayslett and Poehler had a gay time in Lawrence during vacation. C. S. Metcalfe gave the girls taffy at Wiedemann's during the holiday week. H. A. Pears listened to the modern theory of teaching, in Topeka this week. Miss Julia Watson came down from "Bethany" to spend Christmas at home. Ed Shearer, a last year's student, is teaching near Bunker Hill, Russell County. Miss Emma White helps to keep "open house" in Leavenworth New Years. W. C. Spangler returned Tuesday from a visit home in Girard and —— in Beloit. A fair Lawrenceite says she "hasn't missed the students," but then he lives here. '80, Ned Stephens, is in the city, having been called to the bedside of his father. J. L. Boles has gone into the ice business with his father-in-law, Mr. Eidemiller. Prof. J. K. Elwell, of Baker, was in town Wednesday, on his way back from Topeka. Prof. Short delivers lectures on oxo-hydrogen to inquiring reporters at reasonable rates. Prof. MacDonald delivered an address before the State Teachers Association on music, Prof. Spring set forth the facts about the University, to the State Teacher's Association. Clifford Nowlin, who has been teaching near Eudora, will join his class the coming session. Miss Nettie Hubbard was among the "fair" who attended the Teacher's Association in Topeka. No. 17. Misses Mae Bassett and Edith Webber received New Year's calls at the residence of A. B. Webber. Miss Emily Hills, who has been visiting Nellie Griswold for a few weeks, returned home Sunday. Miss Carrie Reeves is reported as much better this week. She is now, it is thought, recovering rapidly. Miss Ada Pugh, of '88, who won such applause in Prof. McDonald's concert, will not return this year. Misses Mabel Wemple, Mamie Henshaw and Agnes Lowe received their friends New Years at Miss Wemple's. Frank Exline, '84, spent Christmas in this city. Frank makes his Lawrence visits pretty regularly now. Profs. J. H. Canfield and Carruth were in attendance upon the State Teacher's Association in Topeka this week. W. S. Whirlow and Frank Prentice, '84, made their annual visit to the State association of education this week. Andrew Atchison, a former student of the K. S. U., but now of Dunlap Morris Co., was in Lawrence thi week. Prof. Canfield is a member of a stock company recently incorporated to publish the Educationist, at Topeka. Prof. W. S. Whirlow, of '83, now principal of the Williamsburg schools, was the guest of Sullivan a few days last week. A. M. Finney, a one time student of the K. S. U., but now of Omaha, has been visiting in Lawrence for several days. Bob Osmond returned from a month's surveying trip in Western Kansas, just in time to spend Christmas with his "best girl." Prof. J. H. Canfield was elected president for the ensuing year, of the State Teacher's Association at Topeka Wednesday. Prof. Dyche has been laboring under o slight disability, occasioned by arsenic poisoning, received while working with that poison in his department. Barnes, our most efficient and popular personal editor, will visit his "solid girl" in Leavenworth next week. He will also visit in Liberty. A happy visit, F. W. J. L. Shearer, '83, dropped in to see the "boys" on his way to the State Teacher's Association, of which he is a member. He is teaching this winter in Russell, Kansas. Fred Bowersock was elected official editor of the Inter-State Amateur Press Association at Kansas City, last Saturday. His brother, J D., was chosen vice president. The boys succeeded in securing Lawrence as the next place for meeting, next July. A letter from Bruce the first of the week, from Levenworth, said he was enjoying himself. He contemplates joining his uncle, Senator Bruce, of Mississippi, in a visit to New Orleans. Council Grove Cosmos: "Miss Mary Sabin is home from the Lawrence University for the holiday vacation. She reports herself delighted with the institution, and thinks every young lady in Kansas ought to spend a few years there." The many friends of Mr. George Nicholson in the University will be gratified to learn that he has been appointed assistant general passenger and ticket agent of the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe railroad, his appointment taking effect yesterday. From the Manhattan Mercury we quote: "Miss Alice E. Bartell returned to her home in Junction City last Saturday, after teaching a term in our high school. This young lady was highly esteemed by all her scholars, and has proven herself to be one of the most successful teachers we have ever had in Manhattan." Every student of '80 and 81 will recall with delight the songs of the Arion quartette. Scott Hopkins, Geo. Smith, C. F. Scott and J. W. Gleed were the members. It has been three years since they have all been together, but New Year's day they held a happy reunion here, and remembered their old friends with calls.