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Cosley's is the place for pleasure. Nicest place tor oysters—Pershall's. Seal skin caps at Bromsick's, and they are cheap. The first class place in the city for oysters is Pershall's. C. S. Duncan pays cash for second hand-University books. Fluke has all the latest music at his musical emporium. Call at Smith's news depot before buying Christmas presents. J. B. Shane, at his new photograph gallery, 125 Mass. street, gives students the best work at the most reasonable rates to be gotten in the city. Return you to home or a garden road.
Before you go home get a square meal
Smith has the largest and finest stock of Christmas cards ever brought to Lawrence.
Best winter underwear at Bromelick's.
Fineest kind of plush goods at Smith's.
The contest would have come off if all the committeemen had not been so proud of their nobby ties, collars, etc., bought of Bromelick.
Cosley's grand carnival Thursday night.
The Turkish bath house, on Vermont street, under the proprietorship of Mrs. Hoopes, should be well patronized. Under discouraging circumstances she is supporting it in a way which would be a credit to a much larger place.
Lawrence Business Directory.
COAL DEALERS.
FRANK A. DOANE, Pacific Express Office.
BRUCE & CO., North of National Bank.
C. L. EDWARDS, No. 141 Massachusetts Street.
JEWELERS.
G. H. MURDOCK, No. 57 Massachusetts Street.
C. A. SUTORIUS, No. 75 Massachusetts Street.
WM. M. ROWE, No. 133 Massachusetts Street.
H. W. HAYNE, No. 68 Massachusetts Street.
TAILORS.
S. McCONNELL, No. 65 Massachusetts Street.
GEO. HOLLIN@BERRY, No. 137 Massachusetts Street.
J. J. KUNKEL, No. 91 Massachusetts Street.
ALEX E. PROTECH
M. M. MANLEY, The Student's Friend.
Star Shoe Store
147 Massachusetts St.
UNIVERSITY COURIER.
SUPPLEMENT.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 18, 1884.
FRATERNITY RULE MUST BE BROKEN.
MORTUARY.
DEAD!
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The University News!
Its Obituary Presented Instead, on the Day It Should Appear.
THE WEAKLY CHILD OF THE UNIVERSITY REVIEW DIES A TERRIBLE DEATH.
Poor Review Company!
To-day the University News should make its tenth appearance, but having succumbed to the inevitable, its maintenance seeming to have been more than its originators contracted for. THE COURIER, with its usual enterprise, that the readers of The News be not disappointed (? ) by its non-appearance, issues this supplement.
Obituary notices are always painful to write. The word "obituary" is so suggestive of sorrow, affliction and trouble, that one naturally shudders at seeing it. But in this world of "care and trouble" it would seem that innumerable are the unhappy missions cast to man's lot. The COURIER, in its holy mission of reform, it would seem, is not to be an exception.
We mourn the decease of what claimed to be a relative. THE NEWS IS NO MORE! Born in an hour of adversity, from the first we had not expected it to develop into vigorous maturity, but really had hoped that with careful nursing by its friends, unafflicted by the venom of those who would be inclined to hate, that its life might be prolonged until at least some idea might be gained as to its pedigree. But the fates seemed against it. It was untroubled by the uncultured “Barbarians,” but nevertheless, from the first it pined in the hands of friends. It grew weaker and weaker, until at last, at an untimely moment, a discussion among its doctors as to the medicine it should be given, resulting in a disagreement which only missed resulting in bloodshed, it—unfortunate infant of circumstances—expired! Yea, expired! To-day is the date on which it should make its tenth appearance to an admiring public, but in its stead (oh, disappointment!!) we are compelled to present this sad token of “what was, but is not.” The following notice will perhaps be all that can be recorded to pass down to posterity:
Died, Nov.—. Last signs of life, Nov. 4, its eight appearance—The (Weekly) University News, weakly child of the afflicted University Review, an infant, never strong, its worldly career short, and marked only by purity and innocence.
"Its spirit passeth unsullied to its originators."
Its pitiful, sorrowful existence is to be summed up in (1) Unfortunate circumstances of birth. (2) Uncongeniality of atmosphere in which it was expected to live. (3) Lack of nourishment, owing to condition of its parent's financial affairs. (4) Unfortunate and to be depreciated criminal disagreement of its medical advisers at the critical moment, the undoubted "turning point," when it might have been saved. (6) Last and greatest, LACK OF BRAINS.
With all their mistakes, however, the afflicted parents, doctors, friends, *et ali*, are to be condoled with.
THE COUCHER hereby extends its most sincere sympathy (which from the kindly and officious part it took in the burial ceremonies, is not to be doubted or construed as at all hypocritical) to the afflicted mourners.
"We feel for you"—
Chief Mourners, W. T. LITTLE,
E. F. CALDWELL.
Unfortunate Medical Advisers, S. M. COOK,
P. R. BENNETT (alleged),
F. H. OLNEY,
Mourning Friends, S. T. GILMORE,
CYRUS CRANE,
W. C. SPANGLER,
J. E. CURRY,
C. D. DEAN,
W. H. JOHNSON.
Order Sympathizers, PHI KAPPHI PSI,
PHI DELTA THETA,
BETA THETA PI.
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Every citizen of this glorious country voted unanimously on Tuesday that the
Okers' Articles,
40 St.
FAMOUS
Clothing Company,
concert Hall,
IN THE STATE.
astic Cigars.
i Street.
151 Massachusetts Street.
IS THE ONLY
One-Price Clothing House in the City.
Prices Lower than any House in the City!
Everything Marked in Plain Figures!
FAMOUS,
No.151 Massachusetts Street.
DON'T don't make a mistake in entering an other establishment for the FAMOUS,
IN 1868
I established what is now the oldest manufactory of
PURE ICE CREAM! Fruit, Ices and Confectionery.
I have spared no pains or expense in re-fitting my
I ALSO CARRY A FULL STOCK OF
Foreign and Domestic Fruits, Nuts, &c.
Special Attention Given to Parties and Entertainments.
ICE CREAM PARLOR.
Where I will be glad to serve my customers with
PURE ICE CREAM AND FRUIT ICES.
Ice Cream Delivered free of Charge.
Telephone Connections.
WM. WIEDEMANN.
Oldest Largest, Cheapest, and Best
Has them for Sale at Low Figures.
E. C. BURT'S Shoes for Ladies.
No. 105 Massachusetts Street.
MUSIC EMPORIUM.
W. W. FLUKE,
No. 127 Massachusetts Street.
IT WILL PAY YOU.
920 Main Street,
KANSAS CITY, MO,
incorporated July 11, A. D. 1867.
S COMMERCIAL COLLEGE,
LOCATED IN
IMERCIAL BLOCK," Eleventh and Main Sts., KANSAS CITY, MO.
Non-recruits are interested in student letters, a large and experienced collection of fifteen Teachers' non-recruits and an enrolment letter for all English and Commercial Branches, Photography, Type-Writing. The Reception fee is $150. For School Year begins September 1st, but Students can enter the College at any time, as soon as they register. The admission fee is $30 when the evening will be long, cool, and pleasant, and all tuition must be timed elsewhere.
Be sure to visit or address this College for Terms or Circular before going elsewhere.
Cut this out for future reference.
J. F. SPALDING, A. M., PRESIDENT,