For First-Class Tailor Work you must go to GEORGE HOLLINGBERRY.
LOCAL.
Who will be the next "withdrawal" from the University?
The Phi Gamms entertained their lady friends in their new hall last Friday night. A pleasant evening was spent enjoying the maze dance, and then an adjournment was made to Pershall's.
Several students of the musical department have formed what they call the Mozart club. The first meeting was held at Miss Eva Howe's. Miss Alice Ropes was elected president ; Miss Orvel Highbargain secretary and treasurer.
CHAPEL RHETORICALS. - Monday,
Anna E. Loy, W. T. Marshall; Tuesday,
Harriet R. Dunn, Sadie Emery;
Wednesday, H. A. McLean, Chas.
Miller; Thursday, Luella Moore, J.
W. Mulvane; Friday, W. H. Johnson,
Victor Liuley.
NORMAL.—Essay, Sadie Hunt; declamations, Emma Breese, Cathie Ward; elective exercises, Ida Wade, Laura Rose; oration, M. F. Cummings. Debate, question: *Resolved*, That it is for the best interests of the University to drop the preparatory department. Affirmative, M. E. Pierson, Mary Sabin; negative, M. L. Field, Hattie Black.
Soon after the "boy" sent home an "itemized expense account," in compliance with a demand from his paternal ancestor which read, "board and washing for the month ending November 15th, eighty dollars," he received a check for that amount, and also a few words from the "old gentleman, expressing the hope that "you may not wear soiled linen or run down in flesh."
The following are the items for the next appropriation bill, as prepared by the board of regents:
ESTIMATES FOR YEAR ENDING JUNE 30,'86
Salary of Chancellor...$3,000
Professor Natural History...2,000
Salaries, nine Professors...16,000
Salaries, five Assistants...5,000
Dean Normal Department...1,650
Dean Law Department...1,200
Clerk and Book-keeper...600
Superintendent and Janitor...1,600
Assistant Librarian...300
Fuel, Lights and Fireman...1,600
Labor in Laboratories...400
Chemicals and Apparatus...350
Additions to Cabinets...500
Advertising...250
Printing Meteorological Reports...50
Improving Grounds...400
Additions to Library...1,000
Cabinet Cases...500
Apparatus—Department of Physics...1,000
Retracting Telescope...1,000
Hall of Natural History...50,000
Maps, Charts, etc. Language De-
partment, each...500
The estimates for the year ending June 30, 87; are the same as the above, with the exception of the two last items, which are dropped out altogether.
An Observer's Thought.
I saw them last night, leaving the gate—
Two thistle-down bangs side by side—
You might know by the little round cap on his pate
That he would be a bicycle ride;
And you might have known too, by the gum in her
cheek,
And her flyaway hat, and the red
Little head underneath, that her mind she could
speak
In case there was aught to be said.
Well, there still she stood, with her mouth full of
gum,
And a yummy yum look in her eyes.
With a tongue that went on with a plaining milk*
gum.
Or a phonogram in for a prize;
But I thought, as I heard then exchanging their
vows
And indulging in love's happy dream,
I would rather lute out to keep off the cows.
Than provide that same girl with ice cream.
As election is over, we deem it safe to announce the politics of our staff. Three of the editors wear white plug hats, or would if they could get them, and shouted for Cleveland. One editor boldly stood up and voted (?) for the people's candidate, Ben Butler. Five are Republicans of different hues, mostly blue since the election, and one is a stalwart Republican. This may account for the seemingly divided policy of the different departments, and while the Democrats point to the election of Cleveland as proof of the influence of the Courier, the Republicans shout over John A. Martin and Kansas.
The attendance at Oread last Friday was not very large, but the program, with one exception, was filled. Miss Shepherd's declamation was well given as far as she went; the piece, however, went about three vereses farther. Miss Hunnicut spoke in her usually charming manner, showing care in preparation, as well as natural ability. A lengthy piece of poetry on marriage was read by Miss Moore, much to the amusement of the society. The essays of Miss Ropes and Chas. Miller were well written, and equally well read. Will Brown, having spent too much time ratifying Blaine's election, had not committed his oration, but was allowed to read it. The regular debate on the "jury system" question was taken up after recess, and supported on the affirmative by Dunn and Gilmore; on the negative by Bennett and Morgan. The judges favored the affirmative two to one. Miss Nettie Brown, who was elected president last week, presided, and by the appointing of committees, etc., showed herself to be very much in favor of woman's rights. Miss Laura Lyons was appointed sargent-atarms. Mr. Bennett was not prepared to submit his proposition this week, in regard to incorporating the society under the state laws.
Taking Boarders.
To those who think 'tis time well spent,
And money just as good as lent
By taking boarders.
We'll tell you what we know about it.
And after that if you still doubt it.
Just try some boarders.
First, till your landers to the brim.
Put all room in perfect trim.
Then get your boarders.
We have a choice. yes, this is true.
There often is when the least also;
In taking boarders;
Those who have come from pima green.
Who little of the world have seen.
We'll try for boarders.
These, surely, can't be hard to please,
who little know of injuries;
These, for our boarders.
But just right here is our mistake:
They don't know sponge from johnny cake.
These vert篮er boards.
And so they can till running o'er.
And even then they'll ask for more.
Because they're boarders.
But here are some with gentile air.
Who can appreciate good fire.
We'll try for boarders.
Once more, also! we've tried in vain.
Once more, also! we've tried again.
In taking boarders.
Them masters, like a cloak they wear,
To doff or don in weather fair
Or foul, at pleasure.
They feel you're making quite a "speek."
If you have else than surlinn steak,
E each morn for breakfast;
They'll sometimes fast till dinner.
Then eat a chop; but what's the winner?
"Tis not the boarder.
If you but make your food and fuel,
They'll make you think it is quite cruel,
such price for boarders.
While if you make five cents a meal
"Tis equal to an 'F.' Wand's steal,
These painful boarders.
Now, you think "There's millions in I
Consider well ere you begin it!
This is boarder.
Take with content your salt and porridge.
Each avaricious thought discourage,
And take boarders.
OROPHILIAN.—Readings, Jep Davis, C. L. Ackley; declamations, Hattie Williams, Mr. McMillan; essays, Alice Cummings, M. L. Field; elective exercises, Carrie Fisher, H. P. Krochbile; orations, Edward Muth, h. H. L. Call. Debate, affirmative, B. P. Blair, J. B. Harria; negative, E. F. Caldwell, James Rolston.
STUDENTS?
If you are in need of any kind of a LAMP.
He has the largest assortment and the lowest prices.
Go to J. A. DAILEY'S.
THE FINEST STOCK
CLOTHING
OF
For Men and Boys,
IS REPT BY
J. HOUSE,
LAWRENCE. KANSAS.
The Popular Clothier.
WHEN YOU
Wish a Pair of Ladies' or Gents' Fine
SLIPPERS.
O F
OR A PAIR OF
RUBBERS OR ALASKAS.
Drop in at
HUME'S,
125 Massachusetts St., and you will find a good assortment.
Custom Laundry Work
OF ALL KINDS.
WILDER BROS.
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
Work done promptly and satisfaction guaranteed.
Work called for and returned if desired.
Telephone Connections.
PURCHASERS
J. S. CREW & CO.,
TEXT-BOOKS
AND ARTISTS' MATERIALS.
Books Stationery
University Students will find a complete stock of
Second Hand Books!
AT LOWEST PRICES.
And Supplies for School use
Gills' Opera House, No.21 West 5th St.
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Boots, Shoes
Removed from 5th & Main. S. REGAN, Prop
Do not forget you have the Largest Stock to select from in Law- rence, at the
AND RUBBERS,
POPULAR SHOE STORE
BCYD'S.
LADIES OF LAWRENCE
Should never buy a
Hat, Bonnet nor Wave INKANAS CITY.
IN KANSAS CITY Before calling upon
MRS. C. H. RICE,
Opposite Morton's 725 Main Street
DENTIST.
135 Mass St., LAWRENCE, KAN.
First-class Work at Moderate Charges
Gymnasium Outfits!
ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE.
STUDENTS AND CITIZENS OF LAWRENCE
KANSAS CITY.
Should not fail to call at
MORTON'S
The only first-class Ladies and Gentlemans Restaurant in the city. Pure homemade Candies, Fine Wedding Cakes and Ornaments a specialty. Send and get one of his famous "Angel Food" Cakes, shipped fresh in boxes.
TURKISH BATH
Ladies foreoon; gentlemen, afternoon of Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Sunday foreoon for gentlemen only.
925-680-3114 Street
No. 60 Vermont Street.
J. B. KELLY,
181 Massachusetts Street. The Popular Barber Shop. THE FRIEND OF STUDENTS. A clean towel to every man. Satisfaction guaranteed. Give him a call and be convinced.
H. W. HAYNE
Watchmaker and Engraver,
63 Massachusetts Street.
CHEAPEST PLACE
TO BUY
Text Books
STATIONERY
18 AT
FIELD & CO.'S
University Bookstore
99 Massachusetts St.
PARET'S
CLOTHING STORE
725 Main Street.
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Offers an unusually attractive stock
OF FINE AND MEDIUM
Suits and Overcoats
FOR WINTER WEAR.
Young men will, at all times, find stylish and well-made Clothes in this stock, whether for everyday wear or dress occasion.
Boys' and Children's Suits a Specialty.
WM. H. PARET.
All orders by mail promptly answered.
Call and see me when in Kansas City.
Clothing Ready-made and made to order.
Palace Skating Rink.
Kentucky Street.
F, D, COSLEY, PROPRIETOR.
Is the place for enjoyable recreation. This afternoon, to.night, to-morrow (all day) and to-morrow night.
HARRIS,
MANUFACTURING
CONFECTIONER!
DEALERS IN
Fruits, Nuts, &c.
Oysters In their Season in the Best Style.
Suppers to order for Clubs, Parties and Weddings on short notice.
PURE CANDIES A SPECIALTY.
169 Mass, St., - LAWRENCE, KAN.
LADIES
It will pay you to go or send for
MILLINERY
ALLLINER
And Hair Goods,
AT
SLOSS'
606 Main St.
KANSAS BAY, MO.
Leaders of Style & Price
O. S. TRAHEAU, Proz. A. HADLEY, Cushier,
W. HADLEY, Vlce Proz. E. N. KEWLIN, a$t'cust*k
The National Bank,
19 Massachusetts St., LAWRENCE, KAN.
UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY.
STUDENTS CANNOT DO BETTER than trade with E. WILSON, Wholesale and Retail
Dealer in Fruit and Oysters No.73 Mass. St.. LAWRENCE, KAN.
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Students travel in the best of Rigs, and they get them of TOOTHAKER.