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LOCAL.
Prentiss says the "wonder" would make a splendid "cop."
Ask Professors Bailey and Nichol what they think of the magnetic girl
The Freshman German class has entered upon the translation of Tell
An answer to McLaren's St. John article in the Review will appear next week.
Visitors from all parts of the United States have been at the University this week.
No wonder Blaine got left, if his magnetism was the same as that of the Georgia girl.
The Republicans are paying up their bets on New York and collecting on Kansas.
Read the directory of business men of Lawrence, in this issue. They are the best men to deal with in the city.
The annual contest between the Oread and Orophilian societies will take place Friday evening, December nineteenth.
Oread has a good program this afternoon, and should have a good attendance. They now have a young lady president.
Prof. McDonald will give a concert in University chapel week after next. There will be no admittance fee.
Next Friday Oread will present an exceptional attraction on its program. Four young ladies will appear on the role of debaters, and no doubt put to shame the speakers from the sterner sex:
The faculty have found it expedient to add half a term of French and Greek to the present course. This will be the last half of the second term, and will be devoted to lectures on Grecian history.
The young gentleman who attended the Cyclone ball and came home at four A. M., tried to unlock his door with a pen knife, attempted to light a toothpick for a match and called his landlady "Dear Maggie" when she appeared on the scene, had evidently been an original Prohibitionist.
OROPHILIAN.—Readings, A. L. Burney, E. A. Gildemeister; declarations, Clara Greenameyer, E. F. Neal; extemporaneous speech, Nettie Hubbard; elective exercises, Will Cone, Maud Thrasher, A. L. Sloan; orations, Harry Radcliff, J. E. Curry, Webster Davis, Debate, question: Resolved, That the president of the U. S. should be elected by a direct vote of the people instead of being left to electors. Affirmative, H. F. Albert, J. Sullivan; negative, S. M. Cook, D. H. Linville.
A meeting of the class of '86 was held Friday week and the following officers were elected: President, J. E. Curry; vice president, Hattie B. Haskell; secretary, Clara Poacher; treasurer, Olin Templin; poet, P. R. Bennett; historian, A. L. Adams; prophet, J. D. McLaren; master of athletics, S. T. Gilmore. It was decided to give a class party, and a committee was appointed to make necessary arrangements. P. R. Bennett read the last two year's history of '86.
On account of the election of officers and the national election, the program of the Oread society was rather light. Miss Emery gave a
reading in such a manner as to show that careful preparation had been made. Miss Minnie Raught made her debut, reading "The Man With the Iron Mask." Miss Mankey's es-say on "Fools" was well written and well read, but was rather too appropriate to be appreciated. After recess the regular debate was taken up and discussed on the affirmative by Riggs and Gilmore; on the negative by Bales and Preston. The decision stood one and one-half in favor of the affirmative and one and one-half in favor of the negative. The general debate was somewhat heated, four or five of the most prominent members taking part. The election of officers being next on the program, the president called for nominations. One only was made. The rules were suspended, and Miss Nettie Brown elected by acclamation to the highest office in the gift of Oread. There was some difference of opinion when the vice president was voted upon, but Dent Dunn was declared the Hendricks of Oread, on the second ballot. Miss Emery was chosen secretary without any opposition, as was also the critic, Mr. Riggs. Such harmony was never before seen in Oread. Mr. Bennett gave notice that he would on the next Friday bring up for discussion the feasibility of incorporating the society under the state laws. We will give the result in our next issue.
The Junior class in colonial history has been examining the records of the colonies, and last week made a discovery which caused each little heart to beat high. In old times the students of Harvard had pie for supper. Not any of these two-for-a nickle geological specimens which Prof. Snow preserves in the museum, and which Lawrence boarding house keepers dish up at three-and-a-half a week, but the real two story, plate glass front and bay window variety. The class has always been noted for its brilliant ideas. To conceive was to execute. The young ladies constructed the edible, and Tuesday was the day appointed. For the first time in its history, the whole class was at recitation—at once. They came early. The Seniors and the Sophs were left to peramble the halls with the girls. All was forgotten, in the thirst for knowledge and pie. The pastry had been prepared by the original receipt, viz: One and one-quarter pounds dough, one- half peck of apples, one-eighth pound lard; sugar, salt and other condiments in abundance. The pies were large, the class small. They (the class) shuddered at the task At length, out of the goodness of their hearts, as there was too much for themselves, they invited the Seniors to assist. '85 overcame its usual bashfulness and accepted the invitation, first carefully examining the venerable relic to see which end was loaded. The feast opened with all in good trim. The trouble began when Little put in a petition for another piece, and Johnson's first round resulted in victory for the pie. Rock-well took the floor to discuss anatomy, but the pie rose to a point of order, and Tommy lost interest in further proceedings. So the battle went on, but glorious '86 and invincible '85 finally came out victorious. In the language of Prepdom, "they took the cake," or rather the pie.
Last Friday evening a number of Republican students were examining the returns from New York with woebegone faces, and many uncomplimentary remarks on the prime cause of the misfortune, St. John, when they determined to follow the fashion and show their appreciation of his services by a rope and bonfire. In a few moments a "St. John" was procured and triumphantly borne at the head of about a hundred students, to the University campus, the G. A. R. drum corps with muffled drums leading the march. The top of the hill reached, a good rope was found, and soon the "Saint" was dangling from the telephone pole. Services of eulogy (?) and song were gone through with fervor and enthusiasm, the match was applied, and the ashes next day bore witness to the regard of K. S. U. for "this second Judas." Even the Democrats joined in the procession When the last work was done the line marched down Massachusetts streets with drums and lifes playing, and attracting general attention by the number and appearance. Three cheers were given for Blaire and Logan, three groans for St. John and three cheers for prohibition, and then all dispersed.
What We Would Like to Know.
If we passed.
If Oread will squander a dollar and a half on incorporation.
Where Gilmore goes Sunday night.
If Harry Smith isn't a Crewal man.
If Oread will squander a dollar and
If Orophilian won't stir up another row soon.
How many election bets have been paid.
How many undecided youths have declared their politics since election.
Why the Sessions of Congress for more
Why the Seniors pi(e)ne for more Harvard pie.
If the great religious weekly is not an honor to K. S. U.
if there will be some other subject more en(e)rious than billiards in the Views column.
Who that man is the faculty requested to resign.
If Oread isn't settling down to work in old style now.
If there is an end to the Lecture Association schemes.
If the faculty will continue its old style lecture course another year.
Why young gentlemen and ladies will persist in blocking up the stairway.
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