THE WEEKLY COURIER. UNIVERSITY ats SUBSCRIPTION FIFTY CENTS PER YEAR. stylish whethon. coln exam exhibi- DA BEN tuesday and week f.om. nuts in the 5 cents in ER! &c. Best Style. CIALTY. NCE, KAN. s, Parties notice. IES on to go or for OSS Main St. NERY r Goods. CITY, MO. Bank, styles & Prices Cashier. IN. Ass't Cas'. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. NCE, KAN ITORY. BETTER Oysters NCE, KAN. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. Vol. III LOCAL. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 14, 1884. Still In doubt! Don't pay Your bets till The official returns. Oread election is settled. And peace and harmony reigh. The great religious college weekly Extends its congratulations to the oters. Along with Jay Gould, Vanderbilt and follow millionaires. Examination is over, and the Preps are happy. (?) "Hurrah for prohibition," is the battle cry of the great Mckaren. The students all have plenty of kindling since the "ratifications." Why does not "One of the Boys" say something about our saloons. Every Democrat in town expects to get the post office for his "share." It is painful to observe how everybody will bet as long as nobody else will. The Sophomores do not seem to catch onto our reminder of that "annual ball." Wednesday the second half of the first session opened, and many new classes were formed. We acknowledge the receipt of the Report of the State Board of Agriculture for September. The Sophs are much relieved over the conclusion of trig. Some like it so well they will take it over next year. The Senior optional, History of Art, is discontinued this session, and American Literature is substituted for it. The musical department has been obliged to refuse several admissions until another instructor can be obtained. The Oreads are considering the incorporation of the society. The principal objection is the cost-one dollar and fifty cents. The contest debaters have selected their subject: The advantages and disadvantages of a national system of education. A correspondent asks if it is right to say that one "hugs a delusion." Yes, it is O. K., providing you don't give away her last name. It seemed for a while as if the Lecture Association had been assured on a basis of cooperation of faculty and Oratorical Association. But after due deliberation the association came to the conclusion that the financial risk was too great, and voted not to enter into the arrangement. The Baldwin students who persisted in hallooing and disturbing the speakers at the Democratic ratification last Tuesday evening, showed their lack of sense and want of good breeding. We would be sorry to have to acknowledge that any of the boys of this "infidel school" would be guilty of such ungentlemanly conduct as were some of our good Methodist brethren on the aforesaid evening. It is reported that the chancellor lost ten dollars on the election, having bet with Spring. The Junior class party is still in the future. Rev. Lindsey's father is in the city and the "dude from Garnett" will return with his sire. Before the election there were three Republicans to one Democrat in the University; now these figures are reversed. Prof. Summerfield, of our law department, was re-elected clerk of the court by a larger majority than any other man on the ticket. Prof. Green was the Democratic candidate for district judge, and ran far ahead of his ticket. We hear a great many reports since the election that hell has gone Democratic. This may be true. In fact, we don't doubt it in the least, for every other Republican stronghold has been taken. On two different occasions we have been misinformed in regard to the foot ball game. We will hereafter make no statements which do not come from proper authority. Will Brown is a good fellow to have around when you are in danger of being struck by a Cyclone. All the colored people will have to go back into slavery now. NORMAL.—Essay, Eva Breese; declamations, Clara Reasoner, Nannie Wade; elective exercises, Flora Eddy, Louise Rose; oration, Fred Liddeke; address, Prof. Miller. CHAPEL RHIOTERICALS:—Monday, W. E. Higgins, Elizabeth Hoge; Tuesday, R. W. Chestnut, J. E. Curry; Wednesday, Eva F. Howe, Gertude Hunnicut; Thursday, James Lawrence, W. T. Little; Friday, Harriet C. Hiluck, J. V. Humphrey. Tuesday evening the Y. M. C. A. began a course of lectures on practical subjects, which ought to be well attended by our students. Prof. Canfield is the first, with a series of "talks" on land and its ownership. His first talk was listened to by a number of young men, with the greatest interest, and besides being full of new and valuable information, was also excellent as a stimulant to further study of the subject outside of the lecture room. Prof. Canfield will continue next Tuesday. The boys of the U. B. D. "hash foundry" agreed among themselves that in case Cleveland should be elected the Democrats would "set up" the oysters, but if Blaine should be the lucky man the Republicans would stand the treat. Cleveland's election having been conceded last Saturday, the supper was served in the evening. Prof. Conrod, of the Business College, joined, and favored the boys with a short speech. A few years ago President Cleveland made an offer of marriage to a lady in Buffalo; but she refused, and gave her hand and heart to a commission merchant. Oh that she had had the gift of prophesy. G. W. F. Smith, A. B., once Normal professor, is now in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Gee, E. Patrick, M, S., is visiting in Hopedale, Mass. 1 PERSONAL. J. E. Bartlett lives in Waterbury, Coun. EX-FACULTY MEMBERS. J. S. Shearer, A. M., ex-Normal professor, is now in New Mexico. Cyntha A. Smith, ex-p professor of French in the K. S. U., lives in Barre, Mass. Fred E. Stimpson is doing original work is Physics and Chemistry at the K. S. U. A. L. Taylor, A. B., is now teaching in Robert College, Constantinople. Wm. T. Gauge, A. M., ex-professor of History and English at the K. S. U., is teaching in Detroit, Mich. Rev. I. Otis Kellogg, D. D., once professor of History and English, lives at Vinland, N. J. H. S. S. Smith, C. E., ex-professor of Physics, is now assistant professor of Civil Engineering at Princeton. J. A. Wickersham, B. S., once professor of Ancient Languages in the K. S. U., is now professor of Greek in De Pauw, Indiana. Wm. H. Saunders, M. D., who used to teach on Chemistry in the K. S. U., is at present practicing medicine in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Mr. Carl Smith visited in Topeka Sunday. Glen L. Miller climbed the hill last Monday. W. H. Brown will orate in Oread this afternoon. Bob Osmond went west on the Santa Fe Wednesday. Miss Clara Coffin will spend Sunday in Tonganoxie. C. D. Hickok's father was up from Argonia, Wednesday. A. L. Adams took in a party at Topcka, Tuesday evening. Prof. Stimpson's genial face was seen in the halls last Friday. J. V. Humphrey took the train for Junction City last Wednesday. W. H. Britton, 84, visited friends to this city a few hours, Sunday. Percy Russell, '83, has been spending a Coyne deserts at home this week. Robt. Osmond leaves shortly on a a surviving expedition to Mexico. Prof. Miller will speak to the Normal literary society this afternoon. Miss May Foster, of Leuvenworth, victim Miss Chara Coffin last week. Miss Alice Ropes is secretary in the Congregational Sunday School. A. L. Kirk, a former student, was married recently in Wellsville, Mo. Miss Birdie Starr again climbs the hill, after a short attack of malaria. Miss Agnes Wright goes to Topcape Sunday, to visit Miss Mamie Hudson. NO. 10. Miss Agnes Emery brightened the halls with her cheerful face last Monday. Miss Lillian McMillan expects to start for Chicago the last of next week. Mrs. Preston Budd, new Miss Lizzie Woodcock, visited old scenes last week. H. A McLean is assistant super intendent in the Unitarian Sunday School. Miss Nellie Rushmer spent Sunday in Topeka, with friends at Washburn College. Miss Clara Greenameymer will declaim in the Orophilian society this afternoon. Miss Minnie Piazzic, a last year's student, is at Colorado Springs for her health. Miss Lou Strickland, a former student, is attending Washburn College in Topeka. Mrs. Cunningham and Mrs. Dr. Fife, of Humboldt, were at the University this week. Misses Jo and Nyda Gilmore will spend Sunday at their home, five miles east of the city. L. L. Morrison was compelled to return home to Fort Scott Sunday, on account of sickness. E. C. Little, '83, paid Lawrence a flying visit Sunday. He came to see his brother (?) as usual. Mrs. H. L. Pierce, of Junction City, and Mrs. A. Leis, of Lawrence, visited the K. S. U. Monday. Preston B. Gillette, a former student, is studying law at Columbia College, Washington, D.C. Fred Jones was in town Wednesday for a few hours, and looks well, after a visit in Harper county. Miss Nigel Banks has been obliged to leave the University on account of ill health, but she will continue music. Miss Nettie Brown, one of our fair editors, was elected president of the Oreads last Friday. Happy Oreads' Misses Fannie Pratt and Olive Thompson will spend Sunday with Miss Kate Ridenour, in Kansas City. Horton, Harrington and Cornell assisted in the Democratic ratification at Baldwin, Tuesday evening Miss Nannie Anderson had the misfortune to poison her face a few days ago, and is consequently kept from her classes. Grant Huston, of Concordia, a cousin of B. P. Blair, will shortly become a K. S. U. student. W. N. Burr, secretary of the Y. M. C. A. at this place, attended the anniversary exercises of the Manhattan branch, Sunday. P. S. Reynolds, of Crawfordsville, Ind., was visiting friends in this city this week. He was the guest of Dan Crew, his cousin, and his "Sig" brothers. Misses Jean Oliver and Mary Miller leave Monday for Iowa City, Iowa, to attend the I. C. convention, which will be held there the 18, 20, and 21, of this month. Miss Oliver represents the active and Miss Miller the alumni. Prof. Nichols contributed a very interesting article on the "Spectro Photometric Study of Pigments" to the November number of the American Journal of Science. Hon. J. G. Lindsey, of Garnett, was visiting the University this morning. Ed Cruise was kept out of school a few days this week, on account of sickness. '84. W. H. Nevison, is at Adelbert Medical college, Cleveland, Ohio, instead of Harvard, as before announced. '83, Frank Hutchings, and '84, C. D. Dean, interviewed the electric grill for the city papers. She was all broke up on Hutch. We clip this item relating to our fellow editor, from the Council Grove Republican: "We had the pleasure of hearing the campaign speech of our young Irish friend, Thomas Doran, of Munkers Creek, at Skiddy, on last Saturday evening. To say it was a fine effort from a young under graduate of the State University at Lawrence, would not do it justice, as it might after all leave the impression that it was of the unfledged Sophomoric style, that is pleasant enough on the college platform, but unsuited to the stern realities of a meeting of voters called together to consider the interests of a great national election. Mr. Doran's speech was earnest, argumentative and logical, and when he addressed his Irish fellow citizens and plead with them to vote for the great party that here and everywhere stands for true manhood and the rights of humanity, his words burned with the fire of genuine eloquence. We congratulate our young friend heartily upon his debut in the field of politics. Profs. Stephens and McDonald are contemplating the production of a classical Greek play. Most of the faculty do not know whether they are Republicans or Democrats,not until the "official count" is made. Father: "I had no idea your studies would cost so much money." Student: "Yes, and I don't study much either." A West Point dude wanted a cannon placed on a high hill, so that it could be said the hill had a "bang" on its brow. Doc. Lippincott dismissed the Mental science class at fifteen minutes of one on Tuesday, in order that he might partake of the celebrated pies. Hurrah! Prof. Fulton, owing to press of engagements at the School of Oratory, in Kansas City, finds it impossible to meet the classes here this week and next. OREAD.--Declamations, Anna Shepherd, Gentrude Hunnicut; readings, R. E. Curdy, Lucella Moore; essays, Chas. Miller, Alice Ropes; orations, A. C. Markley, W. H. Brown. Debate, question: *Resolved*. That the present jury system should be abolished. Affirmative, S. T. Gilmore. W. L. Kerr; negative, P. R. Bennett, W. Y. Morgan.