CCC-89 Students travel in the best of Rigs, and they get them of TOOTHAKER. LOCAL. Harrington isn't betting on the congressional election in the second district, this time. The Betas did well when they ensnared Caywood. He ranks at the head of his class, and is one of the best students of the University. Bruce and Chestnut sat in the "translating committee" last Monday evening, during the lecture of Rev. J. G. White. We fear that the books to which they had access will have a "demoralizing effect upon the boys." There is certainly good material among the students for a base ball club. This fact was shown last Saturday, by a game between two picked nines. The score stood five to five in favor of the picked nine. Time, two hours; umpire, Sweezy. The man who resides on Tennessee street, between Hancock and Lee, and who owns the dog that holds nightly concert, much to the annoyance of the people living near, will greatly oblige the neighbors, and perhaps save the life of the aforesaid canine, if he will send him back east to his brother. The howling sounds too much like a Sophomore serenade to be tolerated any longer. Again we have the pleasure of announcing the union of two who cailm K S. U. as their alma mater. On the 8th of October Mr. Harry Rankin was united in the holy bonds of wedloek to Miss Ora Good. We all know Harry Rankin as a bright, energetic young man, sure to succeed; and Miss Good by her charming deportment while a member of '85, endeared herself to a large circle of friends, who will follow her in her new path with congratulations and blessings. The Greenback candidate for congress in this district has a unique though expensive manner of drawing a crowd. He walked into the court house, and with the greatest indifference began ringing the fire bell. His audience appeared on the scene at once, and the fire department turned out in full force to do him honors. Chief Prentice took possession of the orator, and convinced him that his "call for a meeting" would cost him just $42.00. Unless this G----b politician is more fortunate than most of his kind, he will probably be obliged to leave most of his greenbacks before he can fill his other appointments. The Fresh, sat in the gallery, At the female minister show ; "I'm too far back," he sadly said, In tones both soft and low. "I'm too far back," he sighed again, But he could no farther go, For he saw a bad professor's head, Loom up in the forward row. Get your new fall hat of Bromelsick. Cosley's roller skating rink is the place for amusement and pastime. A new upright piano has been added to the musical department. After the lecture is over go to Pershall's All materials for fancy work at low prices at Misses A. & C. Mugler. Why ought Gilmore to have an audience of only eight persons? Because he can jes tickle eight (gesticulate).—No bouquets. Last week we gave the result of a canvass among the students as to presidential preference,and now we again submit the result of a like canvass. W.W. Fluke has a majority of 385 as the man who has the choicest largest and best stock of musical instruments, music, etc., and the girls vote unanimously that way because Geo. M-t-c-lf- is there, don't you see? Prof. McDonald has secured an assistant in music. Instruction will now be given on the violin and other musical instruments. A copy of the first edition of Fulton & Trueblood's "Choice Readings," published by Ginn, Heath & Co., of Boston, is before us. The compilers are the founders of the Kansas City School of Oratory. It is a magnificently bound book of 700 pages, a grand compilation of the gems of English literature. Its success before the public is assured. The Oread contest program election was mild and tame. The Oreads of last year felt lonesome, and could scarcely be comforted. After a slight disagreement as to the order, nominations for orator being called for, Mr. S. T. Gilmore was named, and on motion of Mr. Riggs was elected by acclamation. The "tall sycamore of the Wakarusa" feelingly thanked the society for the unexpected honor, and the irrepressible small boy got off his usual funny joke. The extent of the harmonious wave could be judged when Mr. Bennett nominated R. S. Horton for debater. Every one was so astonished that no objection was made, and Mr. Horton also went in by acclamation. He also was duly moved by the unlooked for dignity, and thanked the society. Filled with the grand and noble idea of harmony, the Oreads proceeded to elect Miss Jennie Sutliff for declaimer, and Miss Mamie Manley for essayist. The monotony of unanimity was broken by the election of president of the evening, Mr. Kerr being finally chosen by a large majority. Exhausted and amazed at their unusual performance, the members allowed "miscellaneous business" to go by without a ripple, and the great election was over. C. L. EDWARDS, Dealer in Hard and Soft Coals Office: 141 Massachusetts St. At J, M. Wood's Grocery. DR. F. H. WILSON. DENTIST. 125 Mass St., LAWRENCE, KAN. First-class Work at Modrate Charges J. B. KELLY. 181 Massachusetts Street. The Popular Barber Shop. THE FRIEND OF STUDENTS. A clean towel to every man. Satisfaction guaranteed. Give him a call and be convinced. A. A. RUSS, DENTIST! Over Field & Co.'s Book Store. A discount given to Students. Satisfaction guaranteed. S. HOENE, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Smokers' Articles. 131 Massachusetts St. STUDENTS' RESTAURANT. By their old Friend J. H. COURTENAY, 2d door North of McIntyre's. Meals 25 Cents. - Board $3 a Week. PAT HAMLIN'S Rigs at student's prices. Stable just cast of Post-office. MILLARD & COOPER'S Billiard Parlor THE ONLY FIRST-CLASS PLACE IN THE CITY. Fine Imported and Domestic Cigars. Fine Imported and Domestic Cigars. No. 60 Mass, St., - LAWRENCE, KAN. S. O. THAGHER, Pres. A. HADLEY, Cashier. W. HADLEY, Vice Pres. T. E. NEWLUN, Ass'i Cigar'. The National Bank, 19 Massachusetts St., LAWRENCE, KAN. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY. MOAK BROS., Billiard, Pool & Concert Hall, LARGEST AND FINEST HALL IN THE STATE. Imported and Domestic Cigars. 64 Massachusetts Street. FALL AND WINTER STYLES OF MILLINERY A new and elegant assortment of Fall Goods of all the latest styles, just received from New York. MRS. GARDNER & CO.'S ALEX E. PROTSCH, FASHIONABLE MERCHANT TAILOR LAWRENCE, KAN LAWRENCE, KAN. S. W. cor., Mass. and Warren Sts. up stairs. A. A. VENTERS, Northwest cor. Mass, and Berkley Streets. Cigars, Tobacco, Confectionery of all kinds, Lemonade, Cider, anything and everything that is good. Give me a call. Palace Skating Rink. Kentucky Street. F. D. COSLEY, PROPRIETOR. Is the place for pleasure. A Grand March to night and to morrow night. Bell's Orchestra in the swishing gallery furnishes the music. Grand Masque Carnival two weeks from to-night. B. Frank Keen, the manager, is a most pleasant gentleman and one of the best skaters in the west. MANUFACTURING HARRIS & SIMONS, DEALERS IN CONFECTIONERS Fruits, Nuts, &c. Oysters In their Season in the Best Style. Suppers to order for Clubs, Parties and Weddings on short notice. PURE CANDIES A SPECI LTY. 169 Mass. St., LAWRENCE, KAN. Agency of Rooms to Rent. L. H. PETERSV & CO. N. W. corz, Mass. and Warren Sts Students desiring to secure Rooms would do well to call on us. The best Rooms in the city are in our charge for renting 1. J. PIERSON & CO. O. B. NEILL, Henry St., between Massachusetts and Vt. Hand-made Boots and Shoes. Repairing done. CHEAPEST PLACE TO BUY Text Books STATIONERY IS AT FIELD & CO.'S University Bookstore 99 Massachusetts St. STUDENTS' GROCERY. Cor. Mass. and Locust Sts H.WINNEY. Sells the best Groceries at the cheapest rates of any Grocery in the City. The Student's friend. Give him a call. TURKISH BATH MRS. J. HOOPES & SON, Propr's. Ladies, forenoon; gentlemen, afternoon of Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Sunday forenoon for gentlemont only. No. 60 Vermont Street.